/fit/ - Fitness, Health, Exercise, Dieting, etc

>>134437

jizz

>>134438

That ain’t healthy

Light beer or non-alcoholic beer. I'll have a can of Labatt Blue Light (Western NYer) on a Friday or Saturday night occasionally.

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>>134443

Might start doing that, also thinking of just doing iced coffee. When I get down to it I think it’s the bitter taste and just having something to sip on while working that I like.

>>134444

Consider them checked

>>134446

Iced coffee is good as long as you don't add sugar like a fag. 2% milk would be OK if dairy works for your diet

>>134446

>>134448

Drink beer faggot. "ohh too many calories" you sound like fucking women.

>>134448

I basically always drink my coffee black, so I don’t have to worry to much there.

>>134449

A bunch of family emergencies came up and I put off working out and eating right to take care of them. Now I’m 210 pounds and a whimp. I need to worry about dieting properly and working out again. When I’m back in some form of shape I’ll let myself have some drinks, seeing as I’ve only been back at this for a month and a half that might be a bit.

>flavor of beer

do you mean terpenes from the hops (available as extracts to add to other shit) or the dextrins in the malt (malted milk, malt biscuits, dark bread in moderation)?

I once made protein bar and leavened it with trub from a pale ale and sweetened with dry malt, and the hops came through the baking process, which was quite nice. I don't fucking remember the recipe for the life of me, but it was an aromatic recipe for farts.

Kvass.

>>134437

My dog's sweaty balls

no zoo

>>134452

This. Homemade kvass. I use florastor instead of baker's yeast for extra healthiness.

>>134470

>>134452

>kvass

Never had it before but I'm interested. Got a recipe? I'll try and make it tomorrow.

>>134451

like I said, I think I just like something bitter to drink (which is odd) and something to sip on while doing art related things.

>>134465

absinthe

>>134473

maybe black or herbal tea if you like bitter; I went from beers to black tea but now drink over 3L a day like an idiot

As for kvass: toast the fuck out of some dark rye bread, throw it into 9L of boiling water, throw in other shit like raisins, blackberries, currants, lemon zest and/or mint.

Boil for 5 min and let it sit in the pot over night. Strain out the bread, dissolve 1L honey and pitch a packet of yeast and wait a day, then refrigerate it and drink cold

>>134473

>Got a recipe? I'll try and make it tomorrow.

Being a slav drink, kvass is out of my area of expertise.

You can follow the embedded video made by Life of Boris.

The procedure is pretty simple: boil water, dump some bread in it, add yeast and sugar, leave it ferment for a couple of days.

How does hopless beer taste like?

>>134499

hopeless

>>134480

>>134488

Awesome, thank you. I’m excited to give it a try.

coffee

>>134499

There's a variety of beers that have little hop usage in them, but as for completely hop free beers, brewers used to use gruit (a collection of various spices) before hops came into vogue. Originally it was a pretty well defined group of spices, but modern gruit beers use the term very generally - they contain a wide variety of spices. The taste depends on which ones they use, of course. I'm not really sure how common gruit beers are in Europe but America has a few craft breweries that make them.

If you're really worried about how hops will affect your body, pick a low-hop beer and limit your drinking. (Or just stop drinking altogether. Regardless of how bad hops may be, the rest of the drink isn't doing your body any favors aside from hitting a few micronutrients.)

>>134687

I ask because beer tastes like ass. I thought the ass taste came from hops.

Cider

Beer is full of oestrogen too

>>134763

If you drink a 6 pack a day for a month then maybe a noticeable effect may occur. One on occasion isn't bad at all

KOMBUCHA

get the big huge gallons at wholefoods in the drink section or like some other store.

KOMBUCHA = THE BEST BEER without being beer

>>134892

beer is shit and gives you erectile dysfunction. you eat organic tofu and you cans till get boners, drink beer and it just fucking stops working, something special about the hops that is worse than normal estrogen. also beer is typically made from wheat, bad bad simple carb.

only drink beer if you want an ugly fat belly and a dick that doesn't work.

>>134902

>beer is shit and gives you erectile dysfunction

You probably simply can't handle the alcohol intake and get whisky dick easily.

>>134902

>beer made from wheat

naw dude, only weizens do that

barley is the grain you're thinking of

although most adjunct lagers are 49% corn or rice grists

your point stands tho

>>134902

>beer is shit and gives you erectile dysfunction

This:

>>134905

>You probably simply can't handle the alcohol intake and get whisky dick easily.

Alcohol of any sort will do that if you have blood pressure issues. When I drink I don't have any problem getting a woody

>>134910

Cider is for homos. Take the milk-pill.

drinking any other liquid than your morning urin is modernist faggotry

>>134945

>drinking liquid at all

>not getting your hydration from the food you eat

You are like a little baby.

>>135000 (checked)

>Not getting your moisture from the air

>>135000

>>135215

>Not sublimating moisture through your skin like a toad.

Not gonna make it brah.

>>134443

>light beer

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>>134463

>doesn't like the taste of beer

To start with, beer doesn't have one taste. Stouts and IPAs are as different as french toast and pizza. You have a whole range of malts, hops, and yeasts to play with.

>>134901

I actually support this. Don't let the fact that kombucha drinkers are all faggots stop you from drinking it. But make your own so you aren't supporting the jews. Its not hard to find a starter culture.

>>135000

lmao

>>134463

t. faggot who has only ever drunk Budweiser and Coors Light

>>134437

Non-alcoholic beer obviously. I gupple it all the time. Heineken 0.0% is best, virtually indistinguishable from the real thing. Most of non-alcs are shit.