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File: 71b8fc73ed644e1⋯.png (102.53 KB, 413x549, 413:549, C6C74BB4-7F2A-49D3-9806-D4….png)

82d243  No.133816

>Single

>Kissless

>Virgin

>Valentines Day

Don’t care got my gains and my bros

3d9d8c  No.133832

File: 7fc26e98ed93e27⋯.png (105.59 KB, 232x239, 232:239, 1318548397086.png)

>not preparing a candle-lit dinner for your waifu and looking deep into her eyes in lieu of mealtime entertainment


f27ab9  No.133833

> not loving your gains enough to marry them

You are only hurting yourself.


774325  No.133850

>Single father

>Divorced for 4 years

>Split up with GF cause whore a few weeks ago

>Daughter bought me a box of chocolates

>Cheered me up so I guess it worked

I guess it feels okay. Could be worse. Could be better.


b9aa75  No.133855

File: 7b7ab7d1a313bf8⋯.png (724.68 KB, 405x456, 135:152, no pain at all.png)

>>133816

>KHV

>sad cunt for most of my life

>have recently discovered the magic of waifus

>fap like a mad cunt to muh perfectly curated waifu in honey select on valentine's day

>mfw


d74b48  No.133859

File: 2b9251c45b939db⋯.gif (15.03 KB, 633x758, 633:758, tfw fat.gif)

>tfw want to start a pof but still not sure if I made it far enough yet.

>tfw still about 25% bf and didn't cut in time for valentines day

>tfw can't even drink feels away cuz alchohol is a gainz goblin

hold me brehs


5f3a0e  No.133869

>>133850

your daughter sounds wonderful and it's great that she thought of you. Disregard thots.


97eab6  No.133872

File: e1d30341cec654a⋯.jpg (29.2 KB, 500x500, 1:1, consider the following, ro….jpg)

>>133859

>Online matchmaking

No.


eb2373  No.133874

>>133850

Did your daughter put out?

>>133816

>not a virgin

Dating and Sex is overrated tbh. It’s more about your ego than about being enjoyable. Spending time with women is a miserable experience. They’re self obsessed cunts who will give u an std and spend all your money.


774325  No.133891

>>133874

No, and hopefully she doesn't at all for quite a few more years.

>They’re self obsessed cunts who will give u an std and spend all your money.

This is correct. Should not have to worry about getting an std from a woman you have been married to for 8+ years. Or a Long term girlfriend. But it still happens.


949530  No.133892

>>133859

>start a pof

No, man. Don't scrape the bottom of the barrel, you're just going to find shitstains there. I've been there.


5f3a0e  No.133896

>>133859

pof is like the last gasp of dating online. Tinder and pretty much everything else is better, and boy the rest aren't great either.


c899b3  No.133947

>>133816

>>133874

>virgin

I swear virgins talk up sex too much, just go to a hooker and see for yourself it's not as amazing as you think.


e061fb  No.133950

>>133947

In my country, you can easily get arrested for trying to pick up a sex worker. Not sure what it's like in Germany.

But this is true anyway. You get better with time and when the chemistry is right. Losing your virginity isn't all that great.


e38563  No.133970

File: 9e0210f30dc623f⋯.jpg (27.41 KB, 604x476, 151:119, 1515897461218.jpg)

>>133874

This is true. Was fucking a fat girl I met off craigslist however after seeing her a few times I just felt dead inside and wanted nothing more than to go home and be alone. Eventually I broke up with her because I fell for a girl at work, and now I'm dating this new girl.

>new girl seemed innocent and sweet when we flirted at work, thought she would make a good, pure waifu

>she constantly posts shit on snapchat to her "streaks", usually smoking weed, dancing suggestively, or giving the camera the middle finger, sometimes all three at the same time

She got demoted from waifu to thot very fast.


a4cfeb  No.133975

>be me

>20% bf piece of self hating shit

>lots of easy girls on my dorm floor but I hate myself and they think Im a mute because all I do is nod in their direction because I hate that Im not my ideal self

Only like 2 more months until I dont hate myself lads…


a4cfeb  No.133976

>>133947

cuz its a hooker, retard

thats like drinking busch lite the first time you drink beer

or eating gas station sushi


c49319  No.133986

>>133975

Jesus Christ, a lower body fat% isn't going to fix the amount of self loathing you got for yourself there. Might want to work on that insecurity. It's basically a girl repellant.


c899b3  No.134010

>>133976

I lost my virginity and it wasn't to a hooker. Sure, sex with someone you're crazy in love with is better but for most people their first time is just at a party as a drunk teenager.

>>133975

If that last sentence is alluding to suicide, take fatburners first.


d74b48  No.134024

>>133975

20% isn't bad. Better than average for an American. Try 31% (officially obese) and then try getting a date.

brotip: you can't

>>134010

Unless you can get Clen or at least Ephedrine pills in your country, fatburners are a scam. And EC stack only burns about 100 extra cals a day max. If you don't cut your eating, they don't do shit.


d74b48  No.134037

File: 78216a6592d3256⋯.jpg (16.51 KB, 310x314, 155:157, 78216a6592d3256e6f932f533d….jpg)

>>133872

>>133892

>>133896

I know online dating is shit but…

>24 y/o khv

>just crawled out of NEETdom over the past year

>no college friends or even social circle

>still way too fat to even consider solo PUA stuff and yeilding any results

What options do I have?


bdb842  No.134039

>>133975

>20% bf

How is that bad? Below 15 isn't healthy anyway so unless you're aiming to compete in body building you don't need to go lower.


a88ede  No.134040

File: 55d5a2b429272dc⋯.gif (1.78 MB, 300x225, 4:3, feels.gif)

>>133816

> tfw met a girl over january

> it started slow but picked up

> spent carnival together (last week)

> on a cabin isolated in the woods

> officiated the relationship

> where a good fit, she's a lewd as me

> we can't stay together without wanting to fuck

feels good mang


5f3a0e  No.134042

>>134037

if you're unattractive, you really have no options unless your game is awesome and you're rich. Women are driven primarily by looks and status and nothing will change that.

Get some venom in your soul and hit the weights hard, lose the fat, get jacked and get a little arrogant.

Start PUA, take a class (cooking/dance) that girls are into. Or if you don't have much time, just get a tinder. It's kind of like dumpster diving tbh but if you live anywhere near a college, there's always attractive girls somewhere on there. Make sure your pics are visually appealing and keep your bio short and to the point.

Godspeed, brah.


37889c  No.134044

File: 8f8b35fe3251344⋯.jpg (97.11 KB, 737x605, 67:55, MCCHierachy.jpg)


00ccf8  No.134045

File: 85d34e3fbe117db⋯.png (49.01 KB, 255x139, 255:139, 35d34e3fbe117dbb2d8c74bcbd….png)

>>134044

I didn't put myself 7 grand in debt just to fuck with whores when I can barely handle the graveyards shifts and basic classes. But yeah, that chart is pretty damn accurate.


3b33d3  No.134063

File: 1bd1a967aa2d241⋯.jpg (47.93 KB, 571x542, 571:542, 1bd1a967aa2d241b478bca69c4….jpg)

>>134044

>Average Looking Minorities

>NO SEX

was this made by a salty hapa or something?


0853c0  No.134126

>>134040

Look how autistic this guy is to not even notice her literal waterfall of a pussy




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