/fit/ - Fitness, Health, Exercise, Dieting, etc★

Yes

Yeah nobody gives a fuck. Make up a funny story in case someone asks and don't worry about it. Say a gator did it.

>>133740

>funny

It needs to be a story showing he was a brave boy who defended a 5 year old girl from the gator.

Yeah, I slipped and stabbed myself with my dick. I keep it in a holster now.

End of story.

Wtf, dude. Where is your belly hair? Are you a real British male?

>>133743

Also, where are your finger hairs?

Is that a stretch mark? Get a tan, bong. Stretch marks will fade and turn tan with time. If it's a scar, big deal. Tan might mask it a bit.

>>133741

No way dude, don't wanna sound like you're bragging and making up bullshit to make you sound good. Something like >>133742 said is good. Gotta be obviously goofy, but sorta funny and kinda sexual if you're flirting with a girl. It's all about delivery.

Keep your legs crossed next time

>>133737 (OP)

Chicks dig scars, and I don't even know what you're talking about. Did they cut your stomach open for some surgery?

>>133857

I don't know if he's making it. That looks fucking terrible.

You consider covering it with a tattoo?

>>133857

I mean, good on him, but unless he gets surgery, he'll always look like a melted candle.

>>133857

Obese to beast is a faggot. He does cross fit.

>be fatty

>start at 310 lbs

>lose 50 lbs in 2 months

>no loose skin so far

feelsgoodman

Here's to hoping it stays that way till I reach 210

I think it looks kinda cool.

>>133870

dont want to cover it up.

i was thinking about getting something small above it, my mate said she would give me a stick and poke.

>>133941

Looks like a happy trail. A lot of girls and some guys like it. Stop being autistic about it. If someone gives you heck over it just say its a happy trail. It leads to a happy place. Then fuck them.

Godspeed anon

>>133941

You just don't have enough hair on your belly to hide it. Use roids&minoxidil, also shaving really makes it grow more, that isn't a myth.

Btw your scar is pretty wide, seems like those horror stories about British medicare are real.

>>133945

it's wide bc they had to cut it at the bottom to drain the wound and it stretched up. should i be concerned about that?

You have it backwards. Scars, bruises, eyepatches, etc are chick magnets. It screams "I am a warrior and am not afraid to fight, get injured, or die because I will always prevail and fight again. Try me, motherfucker." If your scar backstory doesn't reflect this, make something up and deliver with deadpan confidence. Women will buy it because biologically, they're looking for a nest provider that will always come through. They have no rationale to override this instinct. It's all hardwired to their feels.

If you don't believe this will work, I challenge you to test this theory on throwaway chicks. Just try it for fun, see what happens.