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 No.133303

I'm trying to get the memepack while I'm still young and it matters, however even after a semester of ab routines I still only have the middle one

just fat or do I need to do more excersises?

 No.133305

File: 126d731b8f0b61e⋯.mp4 (1.87 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, you're not gonna make it.mp4)

>>133303

Finally get a chance to use this OC I made


 No.133307

Abs are made in the kitchen.

>>133305

Why does he sound like hes using an underwater microphone?


 No.133312

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Are you eating at a deficit?

Are you getting enough brotein?

Have you cut down to 8% bf yet?

Do you even know how this shit works?

inb4

>"well reddit told me to do lots of situps and stuff"


 No.133317

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>>133307

>Abs are made in the kitchen.

There is much truth to this statement, but it rarely helps anybody, because it basically implies that one should go eat whatever diet one holds as ideal—regardless of its utility for accomplishing this goal. And if one already held a diet as an ideal, one would probably have already tried zeroing in on it, so it's more reasonable to assume that whoever you are responding to doesn't know what to do or that what they have tried so far has failed. "Abs are made in the kitchen." amounts to "Go back to doing what already hasn't worked." or "Continue blundering around in the dark." Such advice could be useless or even counterproductive.

Instead I will propose a different idea—one often overlooked—that the human body most animals benefit from eating light, and a well rounded diet is not something obtainable until light is also on the menu. I am disappointed to see that much of the buzz over vitamin D comes from the underlying subtext of a misguided notion that it is either equivalent to or the sole virtue of light exposure. The mere absence of reliance on photosynthesis doesn't mean energy isn't received from light. All that can be assumed is that animals more readily endure the darkness—not that darkness is acceptable for health. Vitamin D is also seen as a hormone made by the human body, and vitamin D deficiency is just one among many metabolic failings that occurs in the absence of certain wavelengths and intensities of light.

The reason this should be relevant to this thread is that the right wavelength, intensity, and duration of light burns fat, builds muscle, balances hormones, heals damaged tissue, and reverses aging. Certain metabolic processes will not cannot happen until the right light exposure happens. Light is being used to do mystical things right now such as growing hair on bald heads, whitening teeth, reversing cavities, and healing scars. All but a few surfers and isolated tribes seem convinced to hide in darkness more than is ideal. Part of this need for darkness has to do with the potentially damaging effects of UV light, and it doesn't help that many people associate sunlight time with high noon, the time of day with the most UV light. But in finding the health benefits of light, other wavelengths are used, such as red and infrared. Some get these health benefits through sunlight exposure away from high noon, and others use special light bulbs.

Abs are made in the light.


 No.133321

>>133317

good sir I am unable to use sunlight because Yakub created my people with calcified pineal glands and albino skin


 No.133323

>>133321

Read the post. You can avoid UV light and get other spectrums of light either with the right timing of outdoor time or artificial light sources.


 No.133333

>>133317

What about the mystics of darkness?

Does sunlight cover everything? If I wanted to expand my diet from sunlight to sunlight + the Krypton diet to gain superman powers, what light frequency would I need?

Should I get some x-rays in for an /x/-tan? Are the rainbow socks included?

Will gamma turn me ultra-fit and green?


 No.133336

>>133303

>Ab routines

Sounds like shit hermano.

Try L-sits, tucks, planks with your arms forward and wide, hollow body tucks, sit ups with your feet under something and your arms above your head (no using momentum), front/back levers, and alternating leg lifts from a bar.

If you use sloppy, uncontrolled form or wobble at all, you fail the rep/hold. Body control will build up your shit.

To really define or push out the abs though, pack air into your belly and entire torso, then lift something heavy. Or just try to lift a tree ffs you'll still learn how to generate that internal pressure and it will still push your abs out. You can stand on a metal or wood bar/pole and try to deadlift it while focusing on using and being supported by the packed air/liquid in your guts and back.




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