>go to bed bath & beyond for some kitchen trinkets
>it's next to a Planet Fatness
see a guy walk into PF carrying a pizza
>it's not a pizza delivery guy bringing them their free pizza to keep their customers fat and paying, it's just some fat fuck member
>the pizza is a little caesar's from 500 feet away
>watch through the window with morbid curiosity
>fat fuck balances the pizza box on the instrument panel of a treadmill and proceeds to saunter at the lowest speed while eating the pizza