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File: 6e70b484c64f6cc⋯.jpg (279.75 KB, 1500x1131, 500:377, xc.jpg)

ca75df  No.131955

Will girls want to have sex with me if i lose weight and get buff?

f78a16  No.131956

Will you start wanting to have sex with them so we don't have to read your posts?


841450  No.131957

No you're still ugly.


ca75df  No.131959

>>131957

my whole plan goes into shitter then.


f5f427  No.131960

>>131959

It's better you found out in January than in August


ca75df  No.131962

>>131960

That actually hurt my heart.


e539c5  No.131974

Of you want more then sex you need money.


beffd0  No.131981

>>131955

No.

Nice Dubs.


8926e3  No.131982

>>131955

No.

Losing weight and getting buff doesn't cure autism.


ca75df  No.131990

>>131982

Im pretty sure there is girl who would chose buff autistic guy instead of fat autistic guy.


02a227  No.131991

File: 141d27e7d797159⋯.mp4 (221.55 KB, 400x400, 1:1, the coolest shirt.mp4)

>>131982

If I'm buff and confidently autistic, will I get the pussi???


12ae3f  No.132001

File: 3a6da08745a9fd7⋯.jpg (20.39 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1ee0a956b47aa851b8bae123d2….jpg)

>start working at restaurant

>tons of girls work there also, half are underage

>have to wear a shirt with the company logo on it

>they give me a bunch of baggy, ratty black cotton t shirts that are like 2XL

>receive normal attention

>after a month or so decide to go and get some custom shirts made

>get some tight athletic shirts made for like 4 bucks with the logo on them

>first day I wear them

>girls are all giggling around me, whispering and shit

>one of them decides to grab my arms as a support while she climbs on a counter to grab something

>another one pokes me in the triceps as she walks by

>manager gets mad and tells one girl to stop rubbing on me

It's dramatic how big of a difference one simple shirt can make. Now everyone at the store constantly talks to me about fitness stuff too, asking for advice and shit.


ca75df  No.132003

>>132001

Thank you for your imput in this thread but made up stories belong to /tg/


f41601  No.132004

>>132001

Well, what are you waiting for then? Get your loli waitress harem started already ffs


a307cd  No.132007

File: eba2730734bf970⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 826x3382, 413:1691, House Cerberus 1.jpg)

File: 9bf47440e0c0c29⋯.jpg (1.54 MB, 826x3226, 413:1613, House Cerberus 2.jpg)

>>132003

/tg/ and /fit/ can hang out sometimes


f41601  No.132009

>>132007

>2 walls of text of unironic LARPing

>END OF PART I

I'm not reading all that shit. Why did you bother posting this when it clearly has nothing to do with /fit/?


0a2a7b  No.132012

>>131955

Yep.


8926e3  No.132035

>>132009

It's clearly a fat people hate story, and I assume part two is all about him using LARP as an excuse to beat the shit out of the fatties.


55378c  No.132078

Will sex want to lose weight with me if girls get buff?

sorry I'm just joking


ff792d  No.132108

File: 8afff249d41cd39⋯.png (539.12 KB, 600x901, 600:901, 8afff249d41cd39cfc8707e515….png)

>>131955


ca7ec0  No.132115

>>132001

>>132004

loli, wiatress harem anime when?


9145d2  No.132117

>>131955

>getting buff to fuck

it's better to get rich and rent port a potties tbh

http://www.returnofkings.com/57833/do-women-become-irreparably-damaged-after-allowing-arab-princes-to-defecate-on-them


311b47  No.134673

>>132108

I've been trying this for eight years and it hasn't worked.


882560  No.134745

>>131955

Nope


7149cc  No.134839

>>132117

don't you shill ROK here, their reputation is ruined and they degenerated into a pile of whining MGTOWs. Cast them into the fires!


0a6a16  No.141723

Kind of. But the main point is to get in shape for the coming war to decide who gets to shove whose ideology down everyone else’s throat.


692d30  No.141755

File: cf28ea23aa1bc18⋯.jpg (95.21 KB, 421x302, 421:302, 1427199736526.jpg)

>>134839

>not knowing what "shill" means

>misrepresenting and misusing the word "shill"


268119  No.141828

>>131955

It helps but you have to work on everything: body, clothing, game, social skills, hobbies, wealth etc.


6d22f9  No.141876

>>131955

Losing weight and getting buff won't make you any less of a power autist. It's just a small step on the road to self improvement.


aff8da  No.143389

>>132001

Its pretty pathetic how minimal an effort it is to get girls.

Read "the game" and flirt with them a little for a week or teo and they go haywire with vulnerable emotions that really expose them weak whores.


da00ae  No.143399

>>132001

Wholesome. I miss working around chicks my age. Working around dudes all the time is fucking gay.


72190a  No.143400

File: 7cad4929ca533f4⋯.jpg (113.97 KB, 1200x671, 1200:671, the chart.jpg)

>Friend and his wife invited me to dinner in the city, take the train there

>Surrounded by happy families and cute girls

>Waiting for friend to arrive

>Surrounded by loving couples, happy families, and cute girls

>Meet up, eat, talk, etc, then go to an arcade for some fun

>Swamped by the amount of happy kids and couples having fun

>Finish up, say our goodbyes, part ways and head to the train station

>Surrounded by happy couples hugging and kissing

>Get home to a cold bed

How much do I need to deadlift before a girl will like me?


fcc64d  No.143401

File: 97d1ecd8737ae15⋯.jpg (70.65 KB, 1000x617, 1000:617, lift dem feels together.jpg)

>>143400

It will never happen bro

Lift those blues away


75ad40  No.143404

File: 3e322a9a1e1c366⋯.jpg (52.79 KB, 505x732, 505:732, inciter of feels, prolonge….jpg)

>>143401

Y-you too.


75ad40  No.143405

File: 3e322a9a1e1c366⋯.jpg (52.79 KB, 505x732, 505:732, inciter of feels, prolonge….jpg)

>>143401

Y-you too.


75ad40  No.143406

File: 41e0dc528e1981f⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 54.14 KB, 531x1117, 531:1117, crying wojak, salt shaker.jpg)

>>143405

>tfw even my internet doesn't work properly


6c31f5  No.143422

>>143400

I imagine your friend really values his relationship with you if this is a representative sample of the whole. Many men make less time for their friends or at worst forget them entirely after they enter a serious relationship. It's not just himself that he has to bargain with before he makes time for you but also his wife.


a9e01d  No.143433

File: abd04299fd02477⋯.jpg (247.05 KB, 1921x1229, 1921:1229, welcome to fit.jpg)

>>143399

>Working around dudes all the time is fucking gay.

Oh…Well, that's just your opinion, but consider this, where do you think you are?

No homo.


288de0  No.143447

File: d8f9bd79f26fd91⋯.jpg (245.78 KB, 1383x1600, 1383:1600, the weight of these feels.jpg)

>>143406

>your posts

I feel so so sorry for you lad…


9aa474  No.143464

File: 64f3efed0179a90⋯.jpg (52.95 KB, 480x360, 4:3, zyzz hug.jpg)

>Focus on squats 92.5 kg 5RM and deadlifts 105 kg 5RM then take two days off

>Come back for another session, well fed, well rested, and well hydrated

>Can only squat 90 kg × 3 or 92.5 kg × 2 with mediocre form before quads call it quits

>Can't even shift bodyweight to left leg without it being unstable

Fuck.

>Do OHP instead 45 kg 5RM

>Can do 42.5 kg × 5 but none at 45 kg

Shit.

>Move on to bench 62.5 kg 6RM

>Do 60 kg × 5 decently, but feel like any more is asking for pain

Goddammit.

>Finish up with chinups a shameful -12 kg 4RM

>What's normally a warmup -superset of -40 kg & -33 kg × 5 actually took effort

>Give up because I feel like shit

A-at least my Pendlay rows got better, r-right?


cf7a7d  No.143484

>>143464

you whine like a woman and you use spoilers like a redditor


135659  No.143594

>>131955

Well… TECHNICALLY, if you're stronger, you have a higher chance of being able to physically overpower a woman. Just get buff enough that they'll consent to prevent getting wishboned in half like fucking mortal kombat.


557b14  No.143596

Some girls will, but probably not the kind of girls worth having sex with. Get fit, but please don't do it just to get your dick wet. You'll only end up disappointed.



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