I don't like caffeine, if you're getting any use of it that just means you're either
1. Not getting enough sleep
Or
2. Imminently not going to get enough sleep
So it's a fucking crutch. And I would know. I've had so much caffeine over the years. I used to be drink so much that I'd kick ass at practice back in high school but would have such a hard time falling asleep that I wouldn't get to school the next day until lunch period. I'm not exaggerating. I did this from the second half of my junior year until I dropped out halfway through my senior year. I never did homework. My schedule was basically:
1. Wake up at 9 or 10am, drink 4-5 cups of coffee
2. Lunch time, drink another 2 cups of coffee from the vending machine
3. Schools over (or I just got impatient and walked off campus), speed on the freeway to rowing practice and arrive an hour early
4. Mop the floor with my shit teammates and talk shit to them because they're fuckin garbage rich kids. Practice was usually an hour and a half of intense rowing on the river or indoor machine.
5. Head to chipotle for dinner
6. If it's a Friday, I head to the local gym and start my second workout, usually weights and a run
7. Get home around 9pm, eat some more, especially sugary shit like chocolate milk and yogurt, go to bed
God I wish I could go back and live it all over again. I was so lonely because I had no friends due to being an asshole and autism and being so attractive everyone felt jealous. But alas, now I have college work that I actually have to do and only have like 1 hour a day for working out and have to be at class on time, so no coffee for me.