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File: b026957244273f1⋯.jpeg (24.03 KB, 236x353, 236:353, images.duckduckgo.com.jpeg)

 No.130564

So recently I've become fascinated by the concept of appearances and how they generally affect our interactions with others. I took the classic one-to-ten scale and

inserted my own brief descriptions under each number (except four and six), giving a basic idea about what it's like to be any particular one. I figure appearance is like a bell curve (think IQ scores) with something like 65% of people falling in the four to six range, another 20% as threes or sevens, 10% as twos or eights, over 4% as ones or nines, and the remaining >1% as zeros and tens. I'm also aware that age plays a factor in appearance, and that the older we get our scores naturally "droop down" so to speak, though this may not always be the case. Feel free to offer constructive criticism, make a better chart if you can or just call it garbage.

I'd also like to know what other anons think about various methods of improving one's appearance. From experience I can attest to the importance of the clothes one wears. I used to go grocery shopping for years wearing sweats and a nondescript hoodie (I'm a guy). It took me a long time to actually notice how strangers (mainly women) would shoot me quick nasty looks or avoid eye contact. I decided to start "dressing up" one day (decent jeans and a nice shirt) to see how much of a difference it would make. It made a big difference. No more random evil eyes, no more pretending I wasn't there, and the cashiers were nicer right off the bat. It appears that people really do judge the book by its cover most of the time.

10 - Surreal

Your appearance has a magnetic and polarizing effect on those around you, routinely sparking both loyalty and envy in the extremes.

9 - Striking

A real stunner who turns heads in public. Looks alone can entice others to your side in many situations.

8 - Very attractive

Your looks are a big asset, helping you win friends and lovers with ease.

7 - Significantly above average

Most people would find you good-looking.

6 - Slightly above average

5 - Average

You're neither fetching nor an eyesore.

4 - Slightly below average

3 - Significantly below average

The opposite sex doesn't usually look your way twice.

2 - Ugly

Your appearance is a real liability. You'll need a good personality to get along with anybody.

1 - Very ugly

Strangers find it difficult not to cringe on sight of you. Your matters in public are markedly difficult.

0 - Hideous

You often draw looks of aversion and horror from others. Many treat you politely out of sympathy. The especially cruel will ridicule you.

 No.130571

3 times I read your post in hopes to
discover rare insight, but none could be discerned. So instead I
pointed my eyes to the stars and waited for enlightenment from another
dimension. Here was the the wisdom from on high:

Struggle as you may, but your alphabet is too big. x and y are fine, but z will never be tolerated. Recite the first letter from each line and you will understand.


 No.130572

>>130571

That's a very elaborate insult. How've you been lately, anon?


 No.130573

>>130572

That's a very elaborate ego. How've we all been lately, universe?


 No.130574

>>130573

Hey, I'm not the one shitposting in other people's threads. Seems like the ego belongs to YOU.


 No.130575

>>130574

But am I hot or not? Please answer the question.


 No.130576

>>130575

Let's just say that you have a great personality.


 No.130577

I'm a 0 and I own it


 No.130665

File: efdfe728da1b81f⋯.jpg (14.63 KB, 355x355, 1:1, travel bag.jpg)

shitpost inbound

>tl;dr

>I'm a 7

I wear what the fuck I need to wear. If I'm going out in public and I'm not going to be working out or going to the gym I'll be wearing something comfortable. Fortunately, that means casual in most cases, as wearing nothing, or a robe, or maybe just some sweats and no shirt, isn't something I can go about wearing in public - especially in this weather. And fortunately, my exercises clothes look good on someone like me. Don't mistake me though, I have clothes for damn near every occasion. I'm a confident 7 who can pull a 0-3 on a good day.

Yeah, OP, people judge by the cover and it's absolutely ridiculous. It's fucking insane. People will draw the most outrageous assumptions to one's character and personality in accordance to what that person is wearing. Glasses don't make you look smart, and being smart isn't sexy. A good personality is hot, and a fair character is sexy. Pretending to be someone you're not doesn't seem so bad when you're young. But people do this well into adulthood, and it comes off as repulsive, because this is when you can tell what a person is like. Someone trying to match an image (like pulling off a celeb's appearance), and then going out of their ways so others see this.

Now, you can go making nonverbal statements through what you wear, or how you hold up your hair, but it goes deeper than that, even deeper than just making the combinations of style. How you walk is part of your appearance. How you TALK is part of your appearance, the way your mouth moves when you speak and how well you speak, the facial muscles required to appropriately articulate what language you are speaking, consonants and vowels, accent, dialect - MOOD and TONE. What you talk about adds to your character, and how you feel adds to your personality - and this builds charisma. And charisma is to you, what attraction is to others, IMO. And of course how tall you are and how fit you are plays in to this as well. Also, smell.

I shave with a safety razor before my skin starts to get all flaky and dry. I have a form of psoriasis that is just now developing on my elbows, after terrorizing my hair and black shirts for years. I've been trying this new formula shampoo that's been showing incredible results this past week. I bought a lotion I've been slacking on using for everything else. My skin elsewhere is very soft and healthy. I'm a pretty hairy guy, so much that hair sticks out of my torso to my neck and shaving it is an unnecessary hassle. I have to pay careful attention to my unibrow. I'd like to get some post shave lotion, but if I ever nick myself I have this little steptic pen that you get wet and draw over your cuts and it stops the bleeding damn ear instantly. The red rash goes away after an hour at the most. I wear deo every fucking day. I use soap every damn time I'm in the shower. I have a washing and drying routine that's been the same since I was first learning to take showers. I have mouthwash for mouth stank backup power and food residue assaults. My hair goes through a bad day-good day AxBxAxB cycle, so on a bad day I'll gel it, and on a cocky day I'll either gel it or just let it settle - sometime it gets all frizzy and shit from drying wrong, or a hat, and gives me that messy college student look that MILFs lose their minds over. I only had acne bad once in my life, for a year in highschool my sophomore year - I got on some sort of medication and it was cleared right the fuck up and made my face skin 3x harder some blackheads still remain however, and the occasional pimple can happen. My backne hasn't acted out in the slightest this past year more than 5 times. My teeth have always been a little bad, and before braces they were the worst you can imagine. The right Luxembourg has actually been repairing this cavity it seems and turning my teeth white again. I try and remember my chapstick, but sometimes can't help but pick and bite at my lips out of anger or stress. I've been doing much better at not picking at my fingers… I've noticed results from women giving me attention - I fucking love to trip the ladies out into throwing their heads away from me as I shoot an unexpected glance their way. One chick this last Sunday, whom I was sitting next to during a play, wouldn't stop kicking my legs - she was the 7-8 type of christian girl about 15-16 years old.


 No.130666

>>130665

gimme that satanic trip god damn it…


 No.130749

File: 6d0ecd4b577ea88⋯.jpg (35.26 KB, 640x480, 4:3, blackface anon.jpg)

lol face masks.

There's some kind of suctioning face massage bullshit that people will do for you that'll apparently suck out the blackheads, pimples, whiteheads, hair, and skin off your face. Some faggot was talking about it before at my work. I think it might be called face cupping or something, but instead a suctioning gun is used or something. It's supposed to hurt like hell and leave your face bleeding.


 No.130751

>>130749

ur body is a 2 bro


 No.130757

>>130751

>leaf

>in the trash it goes


 No.130775

>>130757

He's right, boy. You haven't made it. Not yet.


 No.130785

>>130775

But if I make it, I won't have time for being here.


 No.131609

File: 6ca31aba4430cb7⋯.jpg (42.46 KB, 736x921, 736:921, american-psycho-christian-….jpg)

I've been stalking this thread wanting to share without getting too deep or tl;dr. I came from being 3.5 and now 7 or more. This surprised me but it wasn't an accident. My goal was to be my best, and looking attractive was a nice perk.

I believe that everyone should try to look as attractive as possible. People who don't try at all offend me harder than people who try too hard. My philosophy is that being attractive should be effortless. Being high maintenance is shit. Here are my points:

>health, fitness, skincare

Do everything right for your body. Proper nutrition and exercise with good sleep should give you a healthy glow. Get a skincare set with cleaning, toning, and moisturizing - use morning and night. Proper care of your body accounts for at least half of your attractiveness. When you look good naked, you don't need to try as hard with everything else. This will matter even more as you get older. Aging prevention will always put you above the mark. Men don't always look better as they age, so try to delay it anyway.

>posture, body language

All the good looks and nice clothes in the world will not fix bad posture and ugly body language. This isn't easy to fix because it happens unconciously. If you are socially anxious, take baby steps. Force yourself to make eye contact and take up more space with your body. Contrary to what feminism will tell you, taking up more space is attractive as long as it doesn't look ridiculous. You should be comfortable with yourself in any space. If you have bad posture or an awkward gait, try to fix that with some physical therapy. There are videos online you can reference. Be concious of how you appear.

>personality, presentation

An extension of the previous. Your personality will shine through your looks and utilize your facial muscles in a way that is uniquely yours - which can be good or bad. Whether you are outgoing, analytical, or mysterious, work to carry your personality in a way that is genuine. Think of what you are and your body will present you correctly. They say confidence is attractive. Confidence means knowing yourself truly and presenting the best of you clearly. Eliminate ugly or goofy behavior, or save it for when you're comfortable. Even attractive people have ugly moments.

>clothes, hair, fashion

Not as important as you might think, but still a factor. Don't be a slob, and don't wear outdated shit. Save the irony for the next-level fags. At the very least be generic and wear plain clothing that flatter your body. Understand "basic" fashion before getting creative. And if you're me, you'll be a snob and stay away from anything too trendy. Clothing and accessories don't have to be expensive. Quality, not quantity. If you must buy something expensive, make sure it's of quality and that the style will last you a long time. Good style takes time and practice to get right. Ideally everything you own should go well with one another and represent you. I don't necessarily believe in name brands and that crap. Once you know what looks good, just pick what you like.

Welp it's still too long. But oh well.

tl;dr Have high standards for yourself. Be comfortable in your own skin. Master style and make it your bitch.


 No.131639

File: 4c0fd497650784f⋯.jpg (56.09 KB, 550x550, 1:1, Emma-Stone-Dating-SNL-Writ….jpg)

Sex appeal is one of the most confusing aspects of attractiveness. You can be the most beautiful person and still not have any sex appeal imo. Likewise the most handsome man isn't always sexy.

I noticed that some of the sexiest people are not actually that attractive but it's something about them that elicits the sense of wanting to bang.

Looking like a beautiful creature is one thing, but having sex appeal seems to be more than a girl wearing a short skirt. I've seen girls wear very plain clothing and yet they inspire the most animalistic urges in the back of my mind. It can be the most subtle look in their eye. Maybe it's just me. What is it? I'd like to know your thoughts, anons.

Also I'm curious about your answers:

>What do you rate yourself from 1-10?

>How does this view of yourself affect how you behave?


 No.131649

File: af0dd13aa975994⋯.gif (1.26 MB, 480x270, 16:9, 1514615267820.gif)

>>131639

I'm a 7. My voice is sex as fuck. I'm 6'2", white, brown hair, and some muscle tone. I'm not a soyboy, skinny, scrawny bitch or a fat tub of cookie dough. I lift, run, eat healthy, and study hard. My skin is my worst appealing quality, but not by a significant amount.

If I cut my hair and put some product in it, and had about 15-20 extra pounds of muscle I'd be fucking every Stacey in sight. But I've seen that documentary about attraction and remember the study they conducted, where these people show a bunch of ladies on the street three pictures of three different men and no matter what, muscle, symmetry, and height comes out on top until the girls are told how much each man makes. And even the ugliest fatties with a 200k+ paycheck are given a 10. And I'm broke as fuck. But I'm still pretty good looking, and I have self confidence and personality, so I still give myself a 7.


 No.131670

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File: fdf7696470038d3⋯.jpeg (812.39 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, toby-stephens-as-captain-….jpeg)

>>131639

this guy his stuff

gonna use pic related as examples,

while definitely not the prettiest characters on the series, they are among the most sexy, sex appeal differs on what it means for both sexes and def not the same for every person

its what gives that gusto inside you, and what most people don't realize is the importance of chemistry, being the sole thing you can't actually change, either you do or do not have with another person

I for example went from being run of the mill guy to the one night stand guy, I had girls in dating apps thinking I was some sort of sex god or something

can't really explain why either, a mixture of getting fit both physically and mentally, sort of change from loser-boy-face to scarred-warrior kinda of thing

its funny when you see some girls that actually wanted to keep me as a sex friend while I was looking for some more depth in relationship

>>131649

> And even the ugliest fatties with a 200k+ paycheck are given a 10

keep believing that lie goy

> what could make me attractive is something I can't change

is the most cuck/beta/platonic kinda of mentality you could possibly have,

hint, they don't even know what turns them on, even we don't really know it, and it all comes down to the above, sex appeal + chemistry

>>131609

> My philosophy is that being attractive should be effortless. Being high maintenance is shit

> while using a ton of products

but mostly agree with you, specially on the body language and clothes thing, good job bro!


 No.131672

>>131609

>moisturiser

It's fucking shit.

>have zero acne

>get moisturiser for Christmas

>use it on my face daily

>spots now showing up

Fuck that shit.

Cologne is pretty good too, you do have to be kinda hipster about it though because now w everyone and their dog seems to wear 1 Million.

On other aspects, I'm bald because it's either that or balding, I choose the former because I have self respect and I'm not bothered by it. But let's not pretend it's an attractive look women love.

Teeth have a few gaps but fuck paying for braces.

My posture is going to shit, I recently got a job I'm 6'4. I have to bend because I reach things that aren't squatting low, but are still low. I notice I'm haunched over to reach down. Not sure how to get around it when it's a middle ground of not low enough to squat with a straight back and not tall enough to stand up straight.

People here are already above the curve, because so many people are unfit.


 No.131708

>>131670

>sex appeal + chemistry

that's fatty logic right there. you wouldn't happen to be a fatass, now would you?


 No.131733

>>131708

>that's fatty logic right there

no I'm not, how is that fat logic at all?


 No.131824

>>131670

Potatoman could have sex appeal if he were a swashbuckling pirate on the seven seas, but no, sex appeal, like beauty, is subjective. And fat people could have chemistry. Money comes out above all. Only a Jewish puppet, or a complete imbecile, would try and convince anyone otherwise. Which are you…


 No.131907

>>131649

>even the ugliest fatties with a 200k+ paycheck are given a 10.

>Money comes out above all.

This is obvious. Because competence is more attractive than irresponsibility. Still, I guarantee you that among a group of men with similar net worth, the most attractive one will get more girls.

Please let's not waste time finding excuses why you can't be better in all aspects.

>>131672

>moisturiser

>It's fucking shit.

Well it depends on your skin. Don't be shy to go into a skincare store and ask what the best thing is for you. Either way, it seems you're on the right track. I'm finding that as long as everything else is in place and I don't take myself too seriously, people tend to overlook my flaws.

>>131670

Yes, Brazil, I know it's contradictory, but I guess for me, the skin care thing is just another thing I do in my routine, like taking vitamins. I was thinking high maintenance is more like hair gel and getting your beard and eyebrows done, looking like a fuckboy. Or wearing make up like a kpop star.

Anyway, thanks for the kudos m8. We're gonna make it.


 No.131908

botox will be unavoidable if you want the typical instagram chad look without laugh lines around the eyes and lips. it's no big deal, though, as that type of thing has become pretty common.


 No.131909

>>131907

>don't be shy to ask

It's a thread about appearance, I don't want to look metrosexual or effeminate by being one of those guys obsessed with his image.

I'm also not in a good financial situation. I have income, but not much, and I don't want to go down the path of spending a ton on cosmetics every month or two.

Lastly I'm ignorant of this shit, I could google it I guess. Honestly my biggest issue isn't moisturiser, it's razor burn, I can't seem to avoid it.

>buy witch hazel

>use it

>nothing changes

>check ingredients

>alcohol

I hate supermarkets.


 No.131913

>>131907

>Because competence is more attractive than irresponsibility.

>Implying girls don't go wild for the reckless Chad


 No.131940

>>131824

>sex appeal, like beauty, is subjective.

That sounds like fat logic to me buddy. I suppose "beauty" is subjective but evolutionary attractiveness is definitely not. That has to do with symmetry and overall proportions and of course varies by culture and race, but overall the deviations don't stray too far off.

I'm thinking that once a person is within a certain amount of a set standard, then the subjectiveness will play a bigger part. I'm almost sure nobody will disagree on a 3 being more attractive than an 8. You'd have to have some very deviant tastes.

>>131670

>its what gives that gusto inside you, and what most people don't realize is the importance of chemistry, being the sole thing you can't actually change, either you do or do not have with another person

Sexiness is certainly very hard to define. Maybe that's what I was thinking about my thoughts on personality and projecting it. You just have to find what works for you. Maybe a certain level of sexual confidence makes it work.

Personally I seem to be sexy now, and I literally just go about my own business. Maybe it's true that the less you care, the more they want you. I also have a nice voice and calm demeanor. The calm is partially due to lifting. Even so, how would anyone see sexual confidence on a dating app through just pictures? Must be the body language and subtle cues.

True sexual attraction between two people and their interaction is possibly another story. That's what I interpret as chemistry. Unless someone just happens to sexually attract everyone they meet.


 No.132019

>>131940

Lol buddy, you're with us, no amount of turning my argument against me is going to save you at this point. But you're taking the time to contribute, and I can respect that.

I don't think sex appeal is a matter of beauty. beauty is something else. I mean, haven't you ever had to distinguish between whether a girl was hot, pretty, cute, or sexy?


 No.132151

>>132019

You know I don't think I have much argument left in this case because I don't know enough about it.

>I mean, haven't you ever had to distinguish between whether a girl was hot, pretty, cute, or sexy?

Yeah I might be kind of weird about it. My rating of a girl's attractiveness has almost nothing to do with my attraction to her. So I guess I'm killing my own argument. even so, I don't think I'd go with anything below a 6 these days

>But you're taking the time to contribute, and I can respect that.

Ayy buddy, gotta keep the board going.


 No.132176

File: 42217a2b1ef8dc4⋯.jpg (176.87 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1515877100106.jpg)

>>132151

I personally think most of what we perceive in the media is anything from an 8-10. Sometimes you see a person, and they just have what it takes, and no doubt personality and character play into attraction as well. But for appearances sake?

It really doesn't take that much for a girl to be a high rating these days, and same for men, until you start putting a crazy amount of standards on the person, which we undeniably draw from the media. No doubt, however, looking like an 8-10 as a male is 2-3x harder than it is for females when females hold us up to the same light when they cake themselves up with products and photos to make themselves look like an 8 when they're about a 5 or 6, when we're a bunch of either 1's, 5's, or 9's and 10's in their eyes, depending on how much money we make, how aesthetically pleasing we look, and how how funny and/or intelligent we are.

And you could easily get away with having neither good looks or intelligence if you have an aesthetically pleasing appearance and/or money. But even with decent money, decent looks, and decent intelligence and humor, finding that same level of 'attraction' in the common female is about as hard as my cock covered in oil while browsing /vp/. And what's the point when all these hoes still find a guy with all these attributes but would ditch him for someone who has more of either the money or looks? Even a fascination with black cock or seeing a dildo for the first time, and the perfect women who is attracted to you on a sexual and emotional level could just throw you away like trash.

How in the fuck are people like Kim Kardashian and Scarlett Johansson sexy to me, when one looks like tanned garbage and the other is the next Meghan Fox Hollywood pinup, but I still find some girls I know and have seen in porn hotter than any other woman I could possibly imagine? i don't get it, man.


 No.132177

File: 7315f3819a0b1c6⋯.jpg (12.44 KB, 234x302, 117:151, 1515928211542.jpg)

>>132176

Sorry for the shitpost, I just don't want to have to cover the whole, "well, everyone has a different standard of scoring and rating other people" without covering the paradoxical, "you find this celebrity attractive, but this random woman at the front desk even more so". So yeah, >>132151 sexual attraction has a lot to do I guess with 'appeal' and beauty. You're definitely right, Anon. i guess it's all in how someone words it in the end.

What appeals to you? What draws your attention to the certain someone?

I like to see them for the first time and feel an air of humbleness towards a confident sexuality, intelligence, and kindness. Sometimes I see a girl, and she comes off as electric, like the kind of person who has a body that has remained a mystery by her apparel, and leaves me with the thought that she might have the energy to fuck for nights on end. Some girls are so cute, I can't help but imagine the cute noises they make when we make love, or the drastic changes in emotion they might express towards learning and experiencing new things. Some girls are so hot, all I can imagine is being dominated by a hidden assertiveness that is sooner or later shadowed by my intuitive curiosity.

I'm so fucking tired of feeling this alone, I don't even care anymore about what is or is not attractive to be honest. I just want to do badass shit and live an awesome life, whatever may come. I don't care about finding that true love anymore now than I do fucking random women every night from a bar.


 No.132180

>>132019

>whether a girl was hot, pretty, cute, or sexy?

Generally speaking that distinction only matters to me when a girl is 6.5/10, anything 4 or less is basically just different degrees of repulsive and ugly traits. Since healthy appearances is typically always something people consider good looking ugly is everything that shows what's wrong with you.


 No.132203

File: 178a954dbabe0c7⋯.jpg (19.75 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1515828299470.jpg)

>>132180

Word.


 No.132205

>>132177

>What appeals to you? What draws your attention to the certain someone?

Honestly, my man, I'm attracted to someone who has a story about them. I'm not into the 2d waifu thing and I have no pattern in my preferences. It's usually a look in her eyes that says something interesting about her past. I don't mean like daddy issues. I mean they have a bit of sadness or passion. Maybe it's a quiet pleading for the right guy to come along.

I used to like them a bit rebellious or broken, a girl who can fight me a little and carry a spark. But I got bit a few too many times. Now I'm more into good wholesome girls who care about their family and try their best.

Whatever it is, they always have to surprise me in a good way.

Honestly now that I say it, I'm probably looking for something that doesn't exist. Even the unobtainable aren't perfect. Maybe I'm just too idealistic.

>I'm so fucking tired of feeling this alone, I don't even care anymore about what is or is not attractive to be honest. I just want to do badass shit and live an awesome life, whatever may come. I don't care about finding that true love anymore now than I do fucking random women every night from a bar.

Seriously, I've been looking online not even expecting anything. It's not looking too good. As hard as I'm looking, the right one isn't easy to find. Even the ones who seem normal are turning out to be crazy. I'm still recovering from disappointment with this perfect girl. I'm trying to tell myself she wasn't shit, but it's not easy. I'm about to give up.


 No.132209

>>132205

You probably won't find anyone.

I'm not bothering anymore and I'm kinda happier to be honest. More bitter in some ways, but happier too.

I can just get on with my life and stop wasting time and worrying about relationships. It sucks I have an ideal, that is pretty simple, yet beyond modern society. But it's one less thing to worry about.

You can either compromise and give up, or go on clinging to that ideal until you die. Of atheism is right, all of the suffering and joys end anyway, so who cares, it's temporary.

That said I'm not bothering with women, not because of some MGTOW bullshit, but because I'm too prideful to go for a girl I feel is below the ideal I have. I just don't have motivation, because she doesn't inspire any passion or admiration. If anything I feel slight disdain at the lack of… Anything. You know what I mean right? Like you're disappointed, but it's worse because you expected something. Nothing alone is fine, nothing after expecting something is annoying.

I blame the idea of soul mates or other shit, life would be so much easier if women were just tools for biological functions, but I'm not the right kind of autist to see the world so mechanically.

To be fair to women, people in general seem dull, boring and lacking humanity. I bet I'm one too, I just don't see it. I mean I don't even have friends, I have "friends" but it doesn't feel like a deep or strong bond like "friendship" is made out to be. Everything seems shallow and dull. I probably need a shrink.


 No.132220

>>132209

>I probably need a shrink.

Shrink, good movie. Kevin Spacey plays an award winning author who's a professional shrink, just smokes weed all the time trying to cope with a personal . It's a "Fuck you" to society kind of nihilist-approved film with a bad rotten tomato score to pair for it's weak, pulp fiction-esque (not the film) plot. Worst thing about it is the black girl who can act, but not like the character she's playing.

Anyway, yeah. But I don't like to be wrong, so I'll hold a little belief towards that perfect girl existing, and the possibility likely, so that just in case I'm wrong, I won't go trying to ruin the opportunity with a bunch of insecure paranoia about it failing, or being fake.

>>132205

>It's usually a look in her eyes that says something interesting about her past.

I can respect that.

But I'm the kind of person who wants to share those experiences with her. I don't want to be the boring person who just tags along to the Playboy parties with his famous girlfriend. Anything beyond a dedicated participation in something with traveling xp, or a mastered craft or skill, maybe something like being a refugee from some anarchist state no one's ever heard about, etc.. That shit kinda shadows me. All I am is a simple man, who wants a simple girl, to be the kind of pair people talk about for centuries. Kinda corny, but i want my own knighthood and family crest n' shit for my humanitarian efforts and honor.


 No.132240

>>132209

>If anything I feel slight disdain at the lack of… Anything. You know what I mean right? Like you're disappointed, but it's worse because you expected something.

>I blame the idea of soul mates or other shit, life would be so much easier if women were just tools for biological functions, but I'm not the right kind of autist to see the world so mechanically.

>To be fair to women, people in general seem dull, boring and lacking humanity.

I get you, man. Maybe that makes you or me a contrarian piece of shit. I dunno. When I was younger, feeling as you do, I met someone so different. She was so pretty but stupidly dysfunctional and I was determined to keep her so we ripped each other into shreds for years. I'm not MGTOW either, but that removed all my false notions about the feminine mystique. At least we didn't have to end it with children or divorce and the pain made me stronger. Nowadays I'm trying really hard to appreciate people for what they are, but it's not the same.

So after, I was fit, alone, and happy. Just working on myself and helping others, aiming to be that ideal person I want to be. Then SHE came along, with the lonely eyes and sweet smile, making me think this could be it. But she couldn't stay and there was not enough time for long distance to work and now she's gone, as if she was never there. I still ask why life wants to make me believe again just to drop me from a high place. Maybe I fucked up, I dunno.

I think you got the right idea. Though from personal experience, even if you kill the possibility of finding that perfect angelic being, she might come around and fuck your shit up anyway. At least make sure you got your shit together if she comes across your path. sorry for the diary entry but consider it anecdotal for your reference

>>132220

>Anyway, yeah. But I don't like to be wrong, so I'll hold a little belief towards that perfect girl existing, and the possibility likely, so that just in case I'm wrong, I won't go trying to ruin the opportunity with a bunch of insecure paranoia about it failing, or being fake.

Seriously, this. Read what I said earlier.

>I'm the kind of person who wants to share those experiences with her.

Well I'm in my 30s now so finding a girl who hasn't lived a little would be looking below my own level. I'm not into girls that much younger than me. And I'll be dead before I fuck with a female virgin who is 26 or older. They are usually batshit crazy. I just expect someone who has maybe been through a bad break-up or lived alone in another country - doesn't sleep around a lot, but has a decent appetite for sex so her vag isn't frigid. In my mind, we can experience new things together.

>All I am is a simple man, who wants a simple girl, to be the kind of pair people talk about for centuries. Kinda corny, but i want my own knighthood and family crest n' shit for my humanitarian efforts and honor.

>simple man

>knighthood and crest

Sure, I guess you're modest or something. Hey nothing wrong with big dreams. And you shouldn't have to feel shadowed if a girl is has a background that shadows yours. Just rise up and challenge that. If she's the right one, she probably sees your potential. I want to believe you'll get there. My friends tell me I'm definitely not crazy or weird and will find the right one eventually. So I guess I'll pass the same reassurance over to you, buddy.


 No.132253

>>130665

wow… she was kicking your legs… wow…. wow…. Chad…


 No.132254

The best I ever looked was when I was 17 and spending hours everyday doing cardio out in the sun. Weights like 2-3x a week, mostly just some deadlifts and OHP, rarely squats. My advice:

>tanning

sunlight is extremely important. Actual sunlight is preferable to tanning or injectable melanin, especially if you can get natural blond hair from the sun, I can.

>acne

stop consuming milk and all dairy products for that matter. If you do cardio outside the sweat and sunlight should do the rest of the work. I use nutragina sacylic acid wash on my face every few days just to make sure. gently Apply it in the shower for a few minutes then rinse off.

>muscle

Muscle doesn't matter as much as having good proportions and a lack of deformities. What body gets the most girls, and actually is the most enjoyable to have for quality of life? Ottermode. No doubt about it. Being able to do cardio, lift decent weights, etc… is all you need.

>voice

If your voice isn't naturally deeped your probably fucked. My voice naturally is deeper than average but I usually talk lower in public but a little higher with people I enjoy. Keep talking low until it becomes natural for you. Personally I never felt like I was forcing it because over my teenage years I became much stronger etc… so my voice changed with my body.

>hair

Keep it quite short and groomed. it should contrast your skin to a certain extent. If you are blond ,you really should have a good tan, although this isn't a problem for natural blonds since we need sunlight anyways or else our hair is brown (like during the winter). If brushing your hair can change the direction of your hair, it's too long tbh.

>jaw

Not much your can do here besides either lose weight, do steroids, or maybe bulk up. Unless you look like a cocksucker, your jaw is fine.

>neck

I don't bother working out or worrying about my neck. Just get tan, do some deadlifts, and dont get too skinny or too fat, and your neck will look fine, especially if your face is very lean.

>ideal bodyweight / bodyfat %

Take your height in inches and multiply by 2.25 or 2.50. This is your ideal weight bracket. For me, a 6'1 man, my ideal weight is anywhere from 165lbs to 182lbs. I am quite lean at 180lbs, but I have really great abs at 165lbs. 15lb difference can be done over a season so you can switch between em.


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>>132253

I fucked her right there and then in the middle of the theatre while everyone was watching a poor rendition of A Christmas Carol. She came as soon as my dick touched her quivering lips and started sloshing around, thrusting back and forth, this little self-conscious qt3.14, about 15 years old, maybe 16. I busted a nut so hard I had to squeeze the feeling out of her hands and forearms and bit her fucking neck on accident trying to nibble out the last gasp of air she had left so that all the muscles in her body were restricted to contraction and release when my warm nut squirmed inside her toasty little pussy. Her friends still had their stupid faces in their phones screens.

The only other person who noticed what was going on was a little boy in the front row who wouldn't sit down.


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>>130564

I'm short and deformed. Do you guys all have two nostrils and stand over 5'5"? Well I sure feel sorry for you because you probably have that nagging voice in your head that tells you "you can make it, why are you not making the best of yourself" preventing you from enjoying all the pleasures in life that would prevent you from getting your dicks wet, something I need not worry about. It is liberating not having to make a choice between muffins, ice cream, video games, degenerate anal only yet lesbian porn, beer every night, cigarettes, weed (colorado yes!) and a leeching whore girlfriend.

Seriously though, 5'5", no septum, what do?


 No.132555

>>132553

Age and weight?


 No.132556

>>132555

why?


 No.132557

>>132556

They are extremely useful to factor in when establishing context and considering treatment options. If you don't want to offer this much, don't bother asking about what to do.


 No.132559

I'm a 6 on average, but I tend to neglect myself which drops me down to 5 some days. Wrinkled clothes, clumsy shave job, unkempt hair, sleep-deprivation 1000-yard stare, etc. If I actually take care of myself, I make it up to 7 and start getting compliments in public.


 No.132560

>>132557

>treatment options.

Bone stretching is banned and plastic surgery is not covered by my insurance. Weight would have nothing to do with it anyway, so fuck you.


 No.132562

>>132560

You have no idea what I have in mind. I want context to confirm suspicions. Your weight has to do with the metabolic context which is tied in with your growth and development. Please confirm the lack of septum is from birth just to be explicit. Silly ideas like bone stretching are for predatory doctors. I'm not saying I have a magic cure for you, but your options may be grander than what your meager experience informs. Your life is in your hands.



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