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 No.130309

>more alive than ever

>has a loving blonde waifu

>rich

>5'9

How can you even compete with Boogie?

 No.130312

>>130309

post the waifu, is she even attractive? Boogie is a fat, beta cuck


 No.130314

File: 96209bd8f67ad8c⋯.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.85 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1504098373599.webm)

>>130312

Just search Boogie wife. And no, she used to be, or is now, fat. Either way? No. Plus she's been blacked as a cheating whore who thinks wearing glasses makes you look smart, and that looking smart is sexy. See for yourself I guess, lazy bones. I'd still fuck this though tbqhwyfamalamadingdong


 No.130321

>>130314

Begone thotposter.


 No.130324

>>130314

fag

>>130321

>thotposter

he posted a male faggot


 No.130329

>>130309

Didn't his wife leave him?


 No.130330

File: 059454c5e1ee92c⋯.jpeg (49.74 KB, 622x400, 311:200, 5BD953C6-90A7-4719-8B37-7….jpeg)

>>130312

I think that’s his wife.

>philly D has never looked sexier


 No.130341

File: 91fe4f578e60688⋯.jpg (60.22 KB, 550x366, 275:183, (16).jpg)

>boogie lost his v-card before you did


 No.130351

>>130341

Imagine that with all the fat he lost, now all the blood can flow to his pee-pee. He must be at least at 13 inches.

He won't be cucked by negros ever again.


 No.130352

>>130341

Why are people like you so obsessed with their virginity? I do not understand it.


 No.130353

>>130341

If it makes you happier, he said himself that his wife "doesn't like" sex.


 No.130354

File: f073b8e56e65343⋯.gif (1.09 MB, 624x540, 52:45, shesaguy.gif)


 No.130356

>>130354

If her Test levels are low enough… then she technically is a lady.


 No.130360

File: a9cbadc03f148a3⋯.gif (2.99 MB, 186x186, 1:1, a9cbadc03f148a335ac88807fa….gif)

>>130356

"she" technically will never be a lady.


 No.130370

File: b23e64f3ec0b81a⋯.jpg (105.54 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, miran.jpg)

>>130360

no need to be jealous


 No.130381

>>130341

>not being brainwashed by /r9k/ to the point where you want to remain a virgin

Pleb. it's like you enjoy their bullshit.


 No.130416

>>130351

dick size gets reduced if you were always fat so no


 No.130417

>>130416

Fuck.

>tfw not boogie tier but now losing weight at 23


 No.130418

>>130352

Americans?


 No.130444

File: e09c364e9e4bd44⋯.png (308.72 KB, 1065x732, 355:244, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.130445

>>130444

He's had more chances than others and he still fucked up


 No.130455

>>130416

Can this be reversed?

What's the cutoff age?


 No.130457

>>130455

He's probably talking about during development, that's when your wiener grows. Just lose the weight to get rid of the fat pad and then you'll see the dick you have. It helps to trim the hair short, makes it look bigger and it tends to hang better too. Focus on getting /fit/, healthy and muscular, and learning HOW to fuck a woman properly, instead of fretting about your dick that you can't change. And do kegels.


 No.130469

>>130370

Skip to the end, and become a suicide statistic, faggot.


 No.130477

>>130457

Yeah but fat = estrogen.

This means lower test during puberty. So

>voice not as deep

>not as much hair

>muscles don't grow as much

>smaller dick

I'm pretty much living a life where I'm cucked out of my full potential. If I can't see my full potential, it kinda kills motivation.

I wish I knew this stuff when younger and could cook my own food. I can do both now, but too late.


 No.130507

File: edde710c7e6bdb0⋯.jpg (57 KB, 381x960, 127:320, 25348623_1584913448241024_….jpg)


 No.130534

>>130507

I don't like him, but I hate women.


 No.130535

>>130534

I still can't decide if I expect better of women, or expect men to be more defensive and put them in their place better. Like he should have seen it coming like all his followers apparently did, but if he did it'd just make him bitter and paranoid and less capable of love, which is what we accuse women of being. You can't be romantic and also on guard all the time. The whole system is just fucked.


 No.130537

>>130535

>Like he should have seen it coming like all his followers apparently did

This, what happened to bros before hoes? It's the other way around now.


 No.130539

>>130535

>I still can't decide if I expect better of dogs, or expect owners to be more defensive and put them in their place better

>I still can't decide if I expect better of children, or expect parents to be more defensive and put them in their place better

Yet dogs are man's best friend, and children can grow up to be responsible adults. It of course doesn't help when countless outside sources (media, social stigma, crappy baby boomer parents coddling them) are battering women with the false ideals of being le independent and stronk and don't need no man, since women tend to be very receptive to peer pressure and shit like that.


 No.130551

>>130535

This why you shoudn't allow your gf and especially your wife to have any male "friends". And I say "friends" because women don't actually have male friends they have orbiters which provide emotional/financial support and backup dicks in case their plans with their current dick fall apart.


 No.130554

>>130551

>this is why you shouldn’t have a gf or wife

No matter how chad you think you are or how much game you have, women will always win against men. The game is rigged. Blame the Jews, blame the feminists, cultural marxists or whoever, fact is women hold all the cards in relationships.


 No.130570

>>130551

Women can have real male friends, it's just exceedingly rare


 No.130581

>>130570

An attractive woman can have beta orbiters, or acquaintances who are male and loyal to their own attractive woman.

An unattractive woman can force her presence upon men she considers friends, but the men hate every moment of it. She can also have omega orbiters and chubby chasers.

Women cannot have a male friend like two males can be friends. The man will always either want to fuck her, or be repulsed by her.


 No.130590

>>130581

>The man will always either want to fuck her, or be repulsed by her

Or neither. I've worked a number of service industry jobs around lots of girls. Some of them I would say weren't very attractive, but not ugly either. They rated a meh/10, and I never cared about wanting to fuck those ones. It's very possible to see them in totally indifferent light, it just doesn't happen as often as noticing the sexual side of things.

If a guy and a girl are not attracted to each other, and they have things in common, they can be friends. Both of those things occurring together, however, is pretty fucking uncommon. The vast majority of the time, if the girl is attractive you'll want to fuck her and can't be friends; and those you don't want to fuck are usually just boring and superficial and you wouldn't want to be friends.


 No.130604

>>130590

> It's very possible to see them in totally indifferent light

Okay so then you're still not friends which is what we've been saying, women can not have true male friends.

Do not equate being friendly with friendship. In 99.9999999% of cases any woman a man CHOOSES (ie not forced by work or school) to hang out with he is going to want to fuck at some point even if shes objectively not as attractive as some of his other options.

Lets examine the possibilities for men in your partners life:

>Hes interested and so is she

<Backup dick. Probably refers to him as "Just a really good friend"

Mainly intended to replace you should you leave her or die or something but depending on the girl cheating is not out of the question especially if she become unsatisfied with your relationship.

>Hes interested but she isn't

<Orbiters. Most likely a coworker/college or an old friend.

If shes particularly callous this is basically a beta bux situation but most of the time these men provide emotional support or other non direct financial support such as helping her out at work/school. Very unlikely she'd fuck one of these guys unless there were serious benefits but she will flirt mercilessly and allow non-sexual physical contact.

>Hes interested but she isn't AND he has no value

<Thirsty Beta

Any association is forced due to work/school or mutual acquaintance. If she mentions him at all it will likely be to complain about how annoying he is.

>Hes not interested but she is

<Senpai. Often a superior at work or one of her female acquaintance's man

Basically an Alpha thats already been locked down by another female or is otherwise unavailable. You might think you're safe but the issue is she will flirt with this guy so if he somehow becomes interested or available you could be in trouble. (probably not worth worrying about too much though)

>Hes not interested and neither is she

<Likely a family member.

Other than family this is actually a very shallow pool, assuming your gf is even average looking 80%+ of men would at least be willing to bang her once if the opportunity arose.

Protip: If she has him on snapchat or similar platform and he is not related to her I can guaranfuckingtee he is in one of the above categories even if you think hes in this one.


 No.130624

>>130604

> It's very possible to see them in totally indifferent light

He was implying a "sexually" indifferent light, which would make friendship possible

>Other than family this is actually a very shallow pool

So right here you admit that two people of opposite sex, other than family, have a chance of being sexually uninterested in one another, even if the odds are slim

So it boils down to this: If there is no sexual interest in either party, then the "true" friendship is possible. Otherwise, the "false" sexually-motivated friendship takes over.


 No.130625

because being (((friends))) with unattractive chicks is totally not a waste of time


 No.130681

File: 36a7b562418004d⋯.jpg (84.3 KB, 675x1200, 9:16, DRX6wo6VQAEn2EE.jpg)

Lol too bad he'll never ma—…


 No.130719

File: 4b160d29b402ec9⋯.jpg (476.78 KB, 1043x1043, 1:1, lookin good.jpg)

>>130477

That's bull. I was fat, but I grew a fuckton of bodyhair and had a deep as fuck voice. I was also surprisingly stronger than most my peers even though I didn't exercise for shit like the fat fuck I was. You are confused because, you see, although estrogen makes it easier to be fat, it doesn't mean that fat generates estrogen. If you eat like a fucking pig, it doesn't matter how much estrogen your body has, you will end up like a filthy fat pig.


 No.130720

File: 75a07aabbf6b5ca⋯.webm (6.63 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Bane the Edge.webm)

>>130535

tbh shit like this makes me think women should be legally considered as slaves or property.

>inb4 "wow so edgy xD"


 No.130760

>>130681

How do I achieve ballsack mode?


 No.130768

>>130719

Pretty sure fat kills test and produces estrogen.


 No.130770

>>130768

So you're saying andalusianon could've been a hairy 7 foot monsterman if he didn't choke on candy all day long?


 No.130778

>>130554

Blame 350-400 million years of evolution.

That's how old "women holding the cards" is, it predates fucking human existence.


 No.130803

>>130768

It's actually the opposite my bong friend. Consuming fats is essential to producing test


 No.130811

>>130803

He was talking about being fat, not consuming fat.


 No.130852

>>130778

>that's how old "women holding the cards" is

You really think nothing happened between the female government experiment in Greece, and the founding of Marxism. Don't you?

Things were civilised, once. Alimony wasn't written in the goddamn laws of Hammurabi.




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