Since we all know the earth is flat, it should be possible to put a hole through the middle and use it as a plate. This means you could deadlift the world! Of course you're asking yourself: "You can't load a barbell unilaterally, what are we going to put on the other side?" Well duh, we just take earth from the parallel universe, nigger! There is one caveat, though: What do we use as barbells and collars?