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File: 483365605d3458d⋯.jpg (176.67 KB, 1632x1224, 4:3, 1509738803603.jpg)

8c8e3f  No.129788

>tfw no gf

634a62  No.129789

File: 32428b432239894⋯.png (5.19 KB, 645x773, 645:773, wojak feel.png)

>tfw waifu

>tfw she cheers me on when I lift

>tfw she will never leave me

>tfw I'm delusional, but it'll help me make it so it's fine


21f1f4  No.129790

>>129789

>she cheers me on when I lift

You're a fag even in your non-homosexual day dreams


634a62  No.129794

File: 42c4c7734e06940⋯.png (116.07 KB, 480x480, 1:1, Shaggy shagging.png)

>>129790

I know it.


f0f8fd  No.129803

get a bf you retarded homo s in denial!


92276d  No.129805

File: 5290f9e55663c71⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 83.91 KB, 410x545, 82:109, fit.jpg)

I personally love to lift to Harmony Reign videos. She gets me F U C K I N G

P U M P E D

U

M

P

E

D

gloryholes cum in second

I have no face because I have no girlfriend.


c81c53  No.129807

>>129805

FAGGOT


92276d  No.129818

>>129807

you're the faggot…


08a7d2  No.129825

File: 889b5dd3fae1c9e⋯.jpg (231.64 KB, 887x900, 887:900, hello duckness my old frei….jpg)

>tfw no f

I don't think I'm ever gonna make it


adc24a  No.129899

>>129788

>No gf to mire my double bw squats.

>No gf to hold you after you miss a pr.

IT IS NOT FAIR ANNON


0e2a75  No.129901

File: ac4df3129230ec6⋯.jpg (13.25 KB, 218x285, 218:285, th9EK4NZ9E.jpg)

>>129825

Fucking this. Fuck having a gf, all I want is a comrade for life.


1d5564  No.129903

>have anxiety disorder

>have gf

>wanted to leave her multiple times because of my anxiety disorder

>don't want to leave her because of my anxiety disorder

Life is literally a living hell and this nightmare will never end


0f01d4  No.129908

File: 66ce6d6a0d4ab1c⋯.jpg (52 KB, 655x833, 655:833, 66c.jpg)

>>129788

I've been dating steadily since I turned 16. Took three virginities.

< What have you tried, OP?


92276d  No.129919

File: 9a0c66f31c470ab⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 180.15 KB, 842x473, 842:473, cant juke the duke.jpg)

>>129899

>>129901

>>129903

Why fuck with girlfriends when you can just fuck dumb, drunk, wasted, lonely, ugly sluts, or manage to fuck rich, sexy bitches and build lifelong friendships with bros that'll last on pages of history books, tales, and songs for years to come after our deaths? Honestly guys, you shouldn't have to go trying or changing yourselves, if you're already doing well working out, eating alright, interesting with at least one serious hobby, etc. just for a chance with some random broad. You're looking for the right one, and you'll both manage to find one another if you really do believe it's possible to find the right one for you - even by the off chance that there are hundreds or thousands that would make the right one for you.

>I really do hate these threads


1d5564  No.129938

>>129919

>hanging out with people who drink

You're not going to make it


df1f67  No.129941

File: 0429908a9f1be43⋯.jpg (27.08 KB, 300x626, 150:313, wojak feels butt grab.JPG)


8c8e3f  No.129998

File: 02d1846617eb92c⋯.jpg (31.59 KB, 598x363, 598:363, 0182739384732.jpg)

>>129908

Was a retarded late bloomer in high school so I never made moves on girls. I had cuties eating out of my hand on several occasions and did fuck all. I met up with some girls I knew in school but they're total slags. The only redeeming quality to them is they give me free weed. I'm fucking with tinder but it's netted me 0 pussy. I'm unemployed, everytime I have an interview the response is "You need to be more confident". I don't go to college anymore and even when I did I made no friends. I can get workseeker's comp but what's the point if I'm not meeting anyone. I'm also in the machine for CBT.


8c8e3f  No.129999

>>129998

I'm 18/80kg/5'8 btw


b1dd82  No.130001

>decorating for christmas

>sit back and enjoy the results for 10 seconds

>realize nobody will see this except me and everything in life is basically meaningless without being able to share it with someone else

>not just noGF, but no local friends or even acquaintances I trust enough to let into my house

>fall deeper into depression


e89ced  No.130010

File: 81eecb3248846e1⋯.jpg (106.9 KB, 982x760, 491:380, disdain for plebs.jpg)

>>129919

>Why fuck with girlfriends when you can just fuck dumb, drunk, wasted, lonely, ugly sluts, or manage to fuck rich, sexy bitches

Because I don't want to be a degenerate piece of shit and want to have kids with a loving wife, you quadruple nigger.


e89ced  No.130011

>>130001

Do you have trouble speaking or being around people? If not, join some kind of club or better yet go to your local church. If you know some kind of skill, try to see if you can share that, for example teaching kids how to code or something like that. You get better at being around people by being around people. Making meaningful friendships is a learned skill.


3c4d67  No.130013

>>130001

I get your situation is not ideal but being alone is better than being in shitty company.

I'll have to visit my senile mother and my weird brother that likes threatening me to kill me with a dagger and watch her sitting there and witnessing everything with a retard's smile.

I wish I could just spend xmas at home eating chicken nuggets, playing vidya and not talking to anybody.


bc63e3  No.130019

>>129998

>weed

There's your problem anon, you are a loser because you do drugs.

Remember kids, winners don't do drugs.


bc63e3  No.130020

>>130001

You have us, anon. Show us your Christmas tree, brah.


92276d  No.130032

File: 49f00719a23eee6⋯.jpg (186.6 KB, 1000x706, 500:353, card_014.jpg)

>>130001

You're the quadruple nigger…rare flag…

I'm the same really. I just wouldn't pass either opportunity.


8c8e3f  No.130033

>tfw dick destroy december

only nutted twice today and I can feel my appetite for women waning…


a5ccbd  No.130040

>>130010

If she's anything above 5/10 good fucking luck bro. In my city, women are encouraged to be worthless whores in the name of female independence. It's laughable. This idea of a loving wife is a fantasy meant to turn you into a wage slave after you get divorced raped.


7a7c40  No.130042

>>130040

Wh-What's this? Another thread about to be derailed into MGTOW debating? :^)

Have faith anon. You may have overdosed on blackpills, but there is light ahead. Most of us have been through this phase already.


a5ccbd  No.130044

>>130042

Didn't mean to turn it into a debate. Been coming to /fit/ to help me make some gains but I keep seeing threads like this. As someone who has exclusively lived with women with whom I have platonic friendships with for the last +5 years, it is truly disturbing how most of them behave. Lots of these anons looking for a gf to fill whatever void they think they have will not get that need met and will be taken advantage of 80% of the time (100% if they are coming from a place of neediness). Once I realized that, it was like a weight was lifted. I still get laid, I still plan on making some babies and doing my part, but I do not look to women to fill the void. Neither should these guys.


3c4d67  No.130051

File: 3e113f513276e87⋯.jpg (41.68 KB, 695x623, 695:623, 24129821_1540025606087876_….jpg)

>>130040

this tbh


92276d  No.130058

File: f9a8355d6ffd5a1⋯.jpg (31.29 KB, 640x420, 32:21, bm.jpg)

>>130051

this tbh


7a7c40  No.130062

File: 31fa46e0e49c73e⋯.jpg (31.75 KB, 300x405, 20:27, 31fa46e0e49c73e017d52436f6….jpg)

>>130044

It's completely understandable matey, considering lots of dudes don't even know their ideal type of woman and just ask any backstreet whore to be their gf, get alimony'd, and complain that they dindu nuffin. Oh well, weak and stupid getting taken advantage of, what else is new?

If anyone's seen that one anon's post a few months back, about how women are sort of the control group of humans and men have much more genetic variance, leading to them possibly being smarter or dumber, it wouldn't be surprising that the dumbest or least masculine 40% of men live beneath women while the rest of us laugh at the plebs in their pitiful cuck squalor.


92276d  No.130083

>>130062

Is that 40% of all adult men, or all males, under what rough percentage of women? Because 60% of males (in America?) are NOT that alpha…


7a7c40  No.130087

>>130083

Well, that was sort of an arbitrary number I threw in, but one also needs to consider that average intelligence is still retarded. Also, there are tons of other variables. I'd say most men are cucks, with perhaps 15-20% resembling anything close to masculine.


3317d1  No.130088

>>130001

Why you haven't post your hanukkah tree?


1d97a1  No.130089

File: 26d10c4dae564b9⋯.jpg (145.38 KB, 800x500, 8:5, treeky.jpg)

>>129788

You need to listen to the gospel of black philip son or else you gon get tangled up with a bitch that runs circles around you, I can tell you a needy motherfucker which is fine I guess but you gotta get that shit under control or shes gonna fuckin use it against you these hoes cant help themselves even the good ones its a biological thing


1d97a1  No.130090

>>130044

this leaf ass nigga understands, NEVER let a bitch define you, you need to know what your fucking mission is in this life, she can join you for the ride and you can help each other out but thats it, and if you really wanna do your bitch a solid you make sure she applies this to herself as well


0f01d4  No.130124

>>129998

Being a late bloomer is damaging to men, as is being a NEET. The odds are stacked against you ever pulling out of this tailspin, but I'm sure you're aware.

A lot of guys will crack on you for the weed, but it's better than alcohol in your situation though, again, the complacency it gives will not help.

You realize by now that no one is coming to save you. You don't need to reinvent the wheel to get yourself out of your hole however - just copy what successful men do.

- Live by a regular schedule

- Always groom yourself

- Always clean your living area

- Move every day. (Always get some form of exercise, either cardio or resistance/weight.)

- Practice 'living in the now' aka 'living in the present', 'in the zone', mindfulness, what have you. It goes by many names.

If you don't fix yourself within 5-10 years then do the honorable thing and kill yourself in a dumpster. Don't do it where someone else will have to find you and clean you up. Take at least one positive into the afterlife.


a5ccbd  No.130127

>>130124

>A lot of guys will crack on you for the weed, but it's better than alcohol in your situation though, again, the complacency it gives will not help.

True for health, shit advice for socializing. Weed makes you okay with doing nothing, it's a warm blanket you get to wear that tells you everything is alright even when it most definitely is not. Cut the weed, get out of your comfort zone, go to the bar and have a drink or two and bomb with a couple women there. Soon you'll realize it's not a big deal and that no one cares.


92276d  No.130140

File: 5020a6766b6b885⋯.jpg (25.91 KB, 226x166, 113:83, 1441977780889.jpg)


8c8e3f  No.130211

>>130124

>offing yourself quietly without a mess

>not going out in a blaze of glory painting the town in blood


29af13  No.130216

File: d0a0f8ee24c4ad0⋯.jpg (29.14 KB, 248x309, 248:309, tried 02.jpg)

>>129903

>Life is literally a living hell and this nightmare will never end

>he' not 30+

>and still a khv

>talks about living hell


bd3c0d  No.130217

File: bc2aa65d9ee0830⋯.jpg (74.45 KB, 948x1096, 237:274, 31fnpnwn9zfz.jpg)


a68921  No.130425

File: aeea9c62d2604c8⋯.png (339.8 KB, 532x503, 532:503, sad.png)

Far across the deep blue water

Lives an old German's daughter

On the banks of the old river Rhine

There I loved her and left her

Now I can't forget her

She was my pretty fraulein


c1e2a7  No.130426

I've been married two years now, been in the same relationship since 2011.

I feel for you bros though.

I still remember being anxious every night staring at the ceiling because of hoes who wouldn't answer my calls after being so friendly and nice to me for weeks on end and suddenly dropping all contact out of boredom or some unknown whoreish reasons.


0d475f  No.130494

>>129788

>tfw no bf


49bfaa  No.130500

>>130426

Is your wife really fat or just a post wall slut who has huge piss flaps?

Why would you marry? All bitches are gold diggers and cheaters.


0d475f  No.130503

File: d54ba2c93b9d4af⋯.png (91.46 KB, 594x908, 297:454, gvc9clplz4rx.png)


f7622d  No.130510

>>130500

>don't breed or marry

Thanks for the advice


1940c7  No.130517

>>129788

Anon, maybe >>130475 thread will dampen dat feel.


7a7c40  No.130520

>>130517

It was that OP's fault for being a pussywhipped fag that does cardio.


e89ced  No.130532

>>130040

>implying I'm not married to a 9/10 already

>implying as a man you cannot bring a woman under your control

You gotta pick a beauty and intelligent one first, and then train her to be a loving wife. If you think you can find the right woman, beautiful, intelligent and well-mannered, you're fucked. But you can train her to be a good wife.


1940c7  No.130549

>>130520

Even if he stopped being a cardio fag, I don't think it would solve his problems.

>>130532

Oh look it's Toothpaste Chad!


989878  No.130555

File: c3e12724a9abcb3⋯.jpeg (34.17 KB, 576x400, 36:25, 471862C0-D470-41A4-B978-0….jpeg)

>>130532

>actually believing this.

Thanks for the laugh. You can tell guys like you have never been in a relationship when they say dumb ass shit like you just did.


9cbc3e  No.130556

>>130532

>train her to be a good wife

You think people can be change?


7a7c40  No.130560

File: 2b1cf1962d9c583⋯.jpg (114.22 KB, 1280x1024, 5:4, obamasmug.jpg)

>>130549

>>130555

>>130556

>being beta plebs

<I can't convince my wife to not cuck me with Tyrone, so it's impossible to change women!


8c8e3f  No.130565

File: 3dc06675eaeaebd⋯.png (112.08 KB, 208x206, 104:103, varg.png)

>>130494

fuck outta here faggot


8c8e3f  No.130566

>>130520

this tbh cardio is for girls

ALL HAIL BLOATLORD


7a7c40  No.130567

File: 29943116ecb4937⋯.jpg (46.19 KB, 427x287, 61:41, gains.JPG)

>>130566

Cardio kills gains. Hail.


9cbc3e  No.130569

>>130560

>beta

>wasting your time into a female

Are you that dense or just simply stupid?


e89ced  No.130646

File: a60ef684988fd30⋯.jpg (56.53 KB, 618x482, 309:241, trump-oval.jpg)

>>130555

nice trips, shit reaction pic.

Believe what you want, but what I say remains true. If you cannot teach tricks to a dog, the problem lies with you, not with the dog. Same for a woman.


9ed560  No.130685

File: 3e52287a6e359d4⋯.jpg (15.64 KB, 284x284, 1:1, yeai.jpg)


517a76  No.130761

>>130425

I got dumped by my german girlfriend a few weeks again.

thanks for the feels I guess


bab687  No.130762

File: ff4fbde6abddd20⋯.jpeg (29.9 KB, 350x350, 1:1, 0F5835CB-629C-4D8D-A6E2-A….jpeg)

>>130646

You can’t train a women without having authority over her. Society has taken away male authority.

What’s to stop her from false rape or DV accusations. Or just leaving and taking everything.

No man is that chad. The beta cucks are all to willing to help a cunt fuck over a chad to get a whiff of that used pussy.

Walking away from women is only hope a man has to protect himself anymore.


363d1a  No.130763

File: b79072e926915b5⋯.jpeg (84.26 KB, 882x758, 441:379, image.jpeg)

>>129908

>Took three virginities.

Fuck you Chad, it's your fault there are no Virginia waifus for me.

>tfw saved virginity in high school (had so many chances to loose but wanted to wait)

>be now

>all grills I meet are roasties that disgusts me

>can't find any pure qt grill

>am not even old fag

I feel like I waited this long for nothing. One one hand I could go out and get laid (probably) when ever I want, but on the other hand I don't want to let some roastie whore take it from me because one day I might find a virgin qt 3.14 who's into me.


a77fff  No.130764

File: 902784d5f0c67ea⋯.jpeg (267.67 KB, 1039x1353, 1039:1353, image.jpeg)

>>130761

Leave German women alone you Inselaffe scum.


e89ced  No.130790

>>130762

>What’s to stop her from false rape or DV accusations. Or just leaving and taking everything.

Thankfully I don't leave in a third world country like the US.


e89ced  No.130791


459497  No.130797

>>130763

>One one hand I could go out and get laid (probably) when ever I want

dream

>but on the other hand I don't want to let some roastie whore take it from me

what the fuck you think virginity is prized feature to carry on as a badge?

this is cuck behavior to the nail,

the same way I don't look forward to fucking virgins because they literally won't know how to fuck/be sexy/give head or whatever

do you think girls will wet their pants over a guy who doesn't even know where to stick it in?


363d1a  No.130798

File: 76e0009fd436a12⋯.jpeg (38.6 KB, 480x312, 20:13, image.jpeg)

>>130797

>taking advice from Brazil

>on anything

See pic

>what the fuck you think virginity is prized feature to carry on as a badge?

Why do you think hedonism and lacking will are prized features to carry on as a badge?

>this is cuck behavior to the nail

Wrong, wasting time chasing after roastie sluts and giving them power over your life is cuck behaviour, telling Stacy to fuck off and be a whore else where is not.

>I don't look forward to fucking virgins

Good, keep fucking whores, I'd rather not date someone who has had 600 meters of cock inside her. Maybe if Brazil had some self restraint, your country wouldn't be a brown shithole, where everyone is a mixed raced mutt, but at least you got muh dik wet amirite?


363d1a  No.130799

>>130798

>lacking will

Power*


1705f0  No.130801

>>130790

>implying gynocentrism isn’t universal

Every society on this planet is cucked in one way or another.

I think too many young men are unaware of just how bad women are. Maybe there’s 1% of females who aren’t cancer but the risk in trying to find her isn’t worth it.


459497  No.130802

File: 1a25345f3138af5⋯.jpg (35.83 KB, 700x525, 4:3, hitler-mussolini.jpg)

File: 4a33cb0a662cb26⋯.webm (3.83 MB, 1280x622, 640:311, lostwizard.webm)

>>130798

>taking advice from Brazil

<implying

sure leaf, good luck trying to find a virgin after I go on a fuck-rampage on your lands, second pic is you


6e7986  No.130804

>>129908

>>130763

taking a girl's virginity without marrying her first is exactly the same as murdering her

there is no difference between a woman that is not a virgin and a woman that is not alive, they are both worthless for all intents and purposes other than inserting your penis inside them to stimulate it to orgasm for the sole purpose of pleasure


ef60f2  No.130807

File: 5c42b2a885d54d4⋯.jpg (88.72 KB, 945x1500, 63:100, 5c42b2a885d54d426591c0e4f7….jpg)

>Be ex-con accidental killer who just got out of prison a couple of months ago

>Living in a town where I don't really know anyone, except my friend who let me move in with him

>He's gay but not the kind where he has tons of female friends, the kind where he knows absolutely no women at all

>Start working as a pizzaman, serving pizza on my motorcycle

>A few nights ago try to find this damn house buried deep in the woods with no number on it, in a neighborhood where none of the houses have numbers

>Can't find it

>Have to call the customer

>Sounds like a hot girl, she's very friendly and guides me to her place

>Absolutely gorgeous redhead is standing in the grass barefoot, waiting on me

>Give her the pizza

>She comments on me serving pizza with a motorcycle, which everyone does all the time

>Talk for about 30 minutes about all sorts of stuff

>Ask her for her number and she gives it to me, tells me she can't text but that I should find her on facebook too, gives me her name

>Add her she made an announcement there about the text thing, so it's legit

>Message trying to set something up for this weekend, just a ride and dinner somewhere

>Tells me that sounds awesome, but she's busy this weekend

Completely forgot it was Christmas this Monday. Most normalfags are going to be busy with Christmas nonsense. Really hoping I don't fuck this up here, it's been YEARS since I've talked to a woman at all, been on a date or any of that stuff.

Oh and she just got divorced from a 6 year marriage and has a kid, that's probably why she came on so strong in person. If I wasn't quite literally an ex-con killer pizzaman that alone would be enough to drop her.

Wish me luck bros.


363d1a  No.130808

>>130807

How the fuck do you accidentally kill someone? Also if you've been in prison for murder I assume that means you've been in for a while so how do you even know about 8chan? It's only been 4 years since it was made.


ef60f2  No.130809

File: beb0069609b4c40⋯.jpg (42.84 KB, 500x500, 1:1, beb0069609b4c40aa81916766e….jpg)

>>130808

https://8ch.net/fringe/res/111038.html#112577

Don't feel like greentexting the whole damn story again for the millionth time. There's my post over in /fringe/ if you're actually interested. It's a pretty sad story, and from a religious context being on /fringe/.

>Also if you've been in prison for murder I assume that means you've been in for a while so how do you even know about 8chan?

I was under investigation for manslaughter in the box for a while, but they gave me a plea deal for a lesser charge and I took it. Only did 3 years mandatory, from October 2014 to October 2017. Now I'm out, serving pizza and ready to get a gf for the first goddamn time in forever.


b0d61e  No.130810

>>130807

Good luck with the redhead and getting your life back in order. Sincerely.


459497  No.130825

>>130804

>taking a girl's virginity without marrying her first is exactly the same as murdering her

I agree, sex must be have for the sole purpose of reproduction,

that is why I always fuck them without a condom, to impregnate their womb with my babby matter,

I'll be forever inside them, in the name of lord and savior jesus christ


b1dd82  No.130827

File: c70b4a9c6dae962⋯.gif (6.19 MB, 432x288, 3:2, i'm doing my part.gif)

>>130807

>she just got divorced from a 6 year marriage and has a kid

>If I wasn't quite literally an ex-con killer pizzaman that alone would be enough to drop her

It should still be enough to drop her. You should know how this fucking goes.

>just got divorced

>desperate for another wallet to leech off of

>has a kid that will forever cockblock you and not even like you, probably actively hate you

>as soon as she has you locked in with a second pregnancy or a secret rape claim in the making (depending on how devious she is) she'll immediately gain 50lbs and just keep getting fatter the longer you stay

>if she has a job she'll quit when she gets in a relationship with you

>even though you were a pizza guy when she met you, she'll expect you to support her and her kid because you're the man

I do not wish you luck, there is none to be had.


92276d  No.130838

>>130807

Give her the dick Fry, it's the least you can do.


4f57e9  No.130844

>>130825

>sex must be have for the sole purpose of reproduction

No, I don't agree with this. I'm just saying women should be in a permanent monogamous relationship before they are deflowered because once "woman=x" has been fucked by "man=y" then that woman is worthless to "man/=y" and might as well be executed if "man=y" does not want her.


d868e8  No.130848

File: 9a2ecbc43faebe2⋯.jpg (56.44 KB, 720x718, 360:359, tmp_30893-9a2ecbc43faebe29….jpg)

>>130827

This anon is right. No bigger red flag than a single mother. Don't cuck yourself for another man's spawn.

You're already a murderer so I guess you could kill the kid.


04f1ac  No.130849

>>129998

are you me?

>>130124

pls dont say this is true, im trying to change, i just dont want to settle for low grade women


ebe154  No.130853

>>130809

Hey, murderer with the single mom! You're going to get run over by an ambulance.


ef60f2  No.130861

File: e0c2d42a5dca139⋯.jpg (105.6 KB, 500x495, 100:99, dyrsytdu.jpg)

>>130827

>>130848

Well, I think it's a bit better that she had the kid with a husband in what was once a successful marriage, rather than being some generic whore who got knocked up during casual sex. Her daughter is like two years old also, so if things ever did get serious I think that's young enough that she'd be accepting and not hateful of me. Memory doesn't start on average until the age of five.

It's almost completely certain she's just desperate for betabux, but I could use this to my advantage and 14/88 into her redheaded vagina.

In any case I think it's still a little too early to tell what's going on. Why she was divorced and all that stuff. At the very least I can take her out once or twice, try to get laid.

>>130848

>>130853

Technically speaking I'm just a killer, not murderer. It was an accident after all.


aa6b38  No.130863

File: 7c298a42df9dc7b⋯.jpg (32.93 KB, 319x322, 319:322, 1422291228503.jpg)

>>130861

>It's almost completely certain she's just desperate for betabux, but I could use this to my advantage and 14/88 into her redheaded vagina.


363d1a  No.130864

File: 972750bd70e28ca⋯.jpeg (44.98 KB, 400x242, 200:121, image.jpeg)

>>130853

iS tHAt A jOJo reFERenCe?


92276d  No.130875

File: ce0b1b671542104⋯.jpg (53.47 KB, 680x385, 136:77, 1513032883743.jpg)

>>130861

My damn memory started at like 1 and 2, weird shit.

Today I'm not sure for certain how many shit's I've taken.

I applaud you for seeing her situation in that light though, that's very noble and intuitive. Don't get caught up in the daydreams though, not all that glitters is gold.

Take it slow, keep it steady, and don't lose yourself. If you aren't happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship, so just make sure you're truly ready to get involved with someone (who also has a kid). My mother has had men come in and out of our lives my entire fucking life, many of whom who seemed like real decent men with lives and problems of their own. Don't be that guy, dude, please; that guy who doesn't look ahead and prepare for what might happen, who's only in it for the pussy and their own selfish reasons. some of my best memories were with some of the guys my mom was dating I actually ran into one of my mom's ex's at Kroger the other week, who lived with me and her when I was a freshman in highschool. Awesome guy, plays a lot of WoW. Got me into it actually.


ef60f2  No.130879

>>130875

Good post bro. Provides a good example showing this stuff isn't quite so black and white.


f2e6b3  No.130930

>>130804

Fun fact:

According to my dermatologist doctor chick females have vagina acidic state similar to that of men while being virgins.

On losing their virginity that changes completely.

It wouldn't be a big leap of logic to assume that the change affects the behaviour as well. They really do become *women* on losing their virginity.


748c93  No.130939

>>130930

>big leap of logic to assume that the change affects the behaviour as well

it would tbh, does it affect the brain or even any other part of the body?


ef60f2  No.130944

File: 5a3bdb77abff9b4⋯.png (73.3 KB, 620x1018, 310:509, fuck.png)

Pizzaman update here: I think I fucked up. She came on so strong in person and we got along great there, but online it all went to shit. Capped the messages from facebook, and in this format it looks like I wrote a fucking book next to her one sentence.

Probably should have taken it more slow, asked her shit like "how r u doing 2day"

Oh well.


f0c0cc  No.130945

>>130944

seen this before bro you are done for. Maybe if you are lucky she will friendzone you and tell you all about how Chad fucks her.

>>130875

That bluepill nonsense will give him falsw hope. No normal man dates single moms. Face it your mom was a whore.


660f0b  No.130947

File: e3b4c625635c9a5⋯.jpeg (36.34 KB, 801x400, 801:400, 5af7e67209a007eedc42f6507….jpeg)

>>130944

The only thing that's left for you to do is get her out of your head as fast as possible


9ed560  No.130958

>>130945

>implying all women aren't

I don't know why you're targeting me, but you should go kill yourself


8c8e3f  No.131060

File: d1b41ba19eb68c7⋯.png (225 KB, 960x848, 60:53, 22853275_1962434523997035_….png)

>meet girl

>she invites me to her house

>get her number

>she says "lets meet up soon :) x"

>ignoring my texts

>ghosting me on social media

why do women do this


b1dd82  No.131062

>>131060

Congratulations, you're a beta orbiter. At least you will be if you stick around. Classic tactic to string you along as a backup plan in case she needs to leave her current BF but doesn't want to go a single moment without a wallet to leech off. She was never going to fuck you, just take advantage of your beta kindness.


7a7c40  No.131079

File: 2c9237314215f55⋯.png (642.83 KB, 955x1080, 191:216, Tfw no grey alien gf _42a1….png)

>>130958

He's still right anon. Your mother was a whore.

H-hey mine was too, so it's okay.


b0d61e  No.131094

>>130944

People love to fight over Red Pill/TRP ideas but the 2:3 you:her texting ratio advice serves me well as a heuristic. Try that approach next time if you tend to over-message like this.


92276d  No.131095

>>131079

She still is. She keeps going on about this camper-cross-country sugar daddy fantasy like she can just forget about all her fucking debts and responsibilities. She's a dumb fucking mess and needs to get her shit straight and stop chasing drug addicted alcoholic mechanics and bikers and stop hanging out with her redneck white trash friends who don't give a shit about acknowledging her actual problems. Women can be really fucking stupid Anon. Remember this.


95ee94  No.131103

>>131060

>go home after shopping

>meet girl

>give her number

>go home and heck my pockets

<i gave her the receipt


95ee94  No.131104

>>131103

>*go home and check my pockets

heck


43222b  No.131139

>>129788

>wanting a gf

>wanting friends

>enjoy getting stabbed in the back and being lied to


8c8e3f  No.131527

File: 8fd4768c6de2522⋯.jpg (49.8 KB, 433x469, 433:469, 1464477580306.jpg)

>>131139

Maybe you just haven't been making very good friends.

Why wouldn't I want emotional fulfillment? I'm miserable.


9eefcb  No.131539

>no gf

>youtube gf simulator instead

>her rl bf bullies and taunts me

digitalcuck


3f05d0  No.131549

>>131103

>venezuela

>shopping

almost got me there bud


0529b2  No.131586

File: 06af9641529131d⋯.jpg (29.45 KB, 312x376, 39:47, ver.jpg)

>>130849

>>129998

what >>130124 said but if you dont turn out in 5-10 make a grand plan to take as many degenerates out as you can before being offed by the cops


a3cb34  No.131602

File: b1fd0a3394018db⋯.jpeg (53.1 KB, 500x669, 500:669, image.jpeg)

>>130944

Only send a message if she sends one back, retard

cringe


4d3fbd  No.132244

>>129998

>I'm 19 btw


90fbb6  No.132502

File: a7bb1efdcf8ba77⋯.jpg (47.34 KB, 592x592, 1:1, Feel eels.jpg)

this is the closest to a feels thread, so:

> matched girl on two dating apps, practically on christmas

> lives really nearby, practically neighbors

> I'm burned out with dating apps but she hooks me in

> chatting up really good, one of the best connections I've made so far

> almost feeling like we're in a relationship already

> but she couldn't go out to meet, and had a vacation trip for the weekend

> summer time, beach, beautiful people in swimwear, all that fluff

> she there enjoying herself while I'm here waiting

> each day the conversation degrades more and more

> yesterday I went out for drinks while she went to a club

> today is my birthday and all I got was a cold "congratulations"

the suffering…..


254ccb  No.132529

File: 7968f10d2b112e0⋯.png (127.72 KB, 340x368, 85:92, 8078f10d2b112e080bc4309f8a….png)

>crazy looking wiccan girl gives me a card with her number on it, along with my tip, when I deliver pizza to her house

>text her the next day

>we text for a few days

>turns out she's married, but "polyamorous" and her husband is cool with that

>invites me over to her place one night to hang out with them

>go over

>start making out

>play with her boobs and stuff, about to whip my dick out when I heard footsteps coming up the front steps

>get off of her

>her husband comes in, makes introductions

>hang out for a while, they smoke some weed, but I can't because lol probation

>leave

>she still texts me all the time

>they just joined a gym recently and she wants me to go with them sometime

Need to find a good time to separate her from her kids and husband, unless he wants to join in I guess. Supposedly they do that sometimes.


771555  No.132545

>>132529

Yeah nope. Sounds like nothing good will come of this. Although it's reasonably easy to break her out of the situation she's in. Just be careful because she might give you VD.

>>132502

Hey man, I know that feel. As hard as it is, you should go looking for other distractions. At least fill your life up with good things, goal oriented people, interesting classes, etc. It won't take away the pain but you'll become a better person which never is a bad thing. If it turns out she's not the right person, then you'll be in a much better place anyway and it won't matter anymore.


90fbb6  No.132589

>>132545

>Hey man, I know that feel. As hard as it is, you should go looking for other distractions.

I know, its funny though, whenever I fall in those kinds of situation I find some motivation in me

specially anger, I find a whole lot of motivation from anger alone, I wonder if other anons feel like that

>>132529

> crazy wiccan girl looking for a sex relation

to honest it sounds pretty fucking hot, at the very least it will be only booty call kind of scenario, where you just get the sex without getting emotionally invested

and I even would got for the menage, I find it incredibly hot stuff, it would just suck to be the husbo in that situation, and as other anon said, just make sure you use protection

and to be even more honest, finding a partner who would be into polyamorous relationships, or even just into other girls, is a chad's wet-dream

you will be able to reap the benefits of both a long term relationship, as well as random pickups,

because lets be honest, monogamous relationship is good and all, but it does eventually get very boring, and its not like you gonna stop finding other girls any less attractive


48d5f1  No.132652

>>132589

>its not like you gonna stop finding other girls any less attractive

surprisingly enough I do.

t. married forever ago


4c2913  No.132658

>>132589

Typical non white monkey capable only of reasoning in terms of dopamine spikes

Fuck you, go jerk off to porn or something, subhuman


6553e6  No.132660

File: 4ca0816f3de0116⋯.png (238.63 KB, 284x396, 71:99, 1513144491773.png)

>>130944

What a bitch, she obviously doesn't like you but holy shit so rude not to respond. You're not missing out on anything special anon

Honestly if I knew my gf ever did this to a guy I'ld nut on her face out last time then dump her on the spot


90fbb6  No.132665

File: 5969662e7ec3d1d⋯.gif (Spoiler Image, 3.06 MB, 400x221, 400:221, huehuehue.gif)

>>132658

>Fuck you, go jerk off to porn or something

pic for you


90fbb6  No.132666

>>132660

> but holy shit so rude not to respond

you know, probably most girls actually behave like that

and to be honest, its one of best ways they know how,

if they just keep talking or coming up with excuses the guy may misinterpret that goodwill as being interested, and as such keep trying

it may not be the most gentle way, but it sure gets the message across

and besides, they only do that when they feel the other part being too needy somehow, and it is actually true

>>132652

>surprisingly enough I do.

care to give some more detail anon?

was it that you were luck to get someone extremely attractive, or is it that you just do not care to eye others?


4c2913  No.132670

>>132665

What the fuck


254ccb  No.132770

File: 14e4bfee27421b5⋯.jpg (85.31 KB, 864x717, 288:239, 14e4bfee27421b5206534e32b2….jpg)

>>132660

It's damn weird man. Most delivery jobs take a minute at most, you show up and give them the pizza and have them sign a little piece of paper. That's it.

When I showed up there she was waiting in the grass for me barefoot, and she was initiating tons of conversation with me, asking me lots of questions and so on. She actually had engaging conversation with me for about 40 minutes, and eventually she started to walk away, but in a very slow, hesitant manner, and stopped like she was waiting on something. So then I asked her for her number, she told me I already had it (on reciept) and told me her name and to add her on facebook.

It was basically the first conversation I'd had with a woman in over 3 years due to prison, and she was giving me very strong signals the entire time that she was majorly into me. Then all of a sudden on facebook it just DIES. It was a complete 180.

Maybe she googled my name and pulled up my record or something.

Oh well. Met better women since my mishap here. Pizzamen stay knee deep in poon all the time, especially /fit/ ones that don't eat pizza.


eb0372  No.133212

>>130001

I know this feel, man….hang in there. You can be content on your own but always make strides forward. Hobbies help.


eb0372  No.133213

>>130763

I feel you, bruv…

I was raised and brainwashed to be "pure" for a nice girl and turned down several hotties in college because of this…it is my largest regret in life thus far.


eb0372  No.133215

>>131139

tbh this is why I have few friends and none are local. I was there for them constantly and they flaked on me when I needed them.


659309  No.133278

>>129788

NO ONE CARES!!!

I don't have a girlfriend myself, I don't need one. Why? I don't want to be a wife beater and with my anger issues it's likely to happen if I forced myself into a relationship. Got to sort out some personal shit before I even think about that. And then some fucking moron says "If only a I had a girlfriend." Yeah? Then fucking what?! Relationships take time and effort to work and I ALWAYS fucked them up; and that was just my family! With a girlfriend? Shit, that never went well. So don't bother. Once you have you're life together, someones that thinks like you can't maintain a relationship, you should worry about that. Till then just do whatever is it you do when you're not complaining.


8f181c  No.133304

>>133278

Not everyone is a schizo wackjob like you anon


00c093  No.133367

>>129788

Shrek-mode OP, shrek-mode. Onions, homestead, living alone, angry at the human princesses that rope you into saving them.

You know what to do.


66203b  No.133373

>>133213

Is it though? Is it really? I mean you may have gone a bit extreme avoiding all women who aren't virgins, but you shouldn't compromise your standards just to get some. Why waste your time, money, and effort on roasties who you won't spend the rest of your life with? Granted you have to try girls out to see if they're actually good or not, but you can at least narrow it down a lot with first impressions and scrutiny. I don't want some girl with a 100 dick history who's only in the relationship for free meals, either. So I haven't fucked anyone yet, because that's what almost every girl I've ever met is like. I don't consider it a loss, my only regret is having barely any dating experience. It'll be a shitty time when I finally find one I want to pursue, but if she's right for me it can't possibly be that bad.


364f94  No.133375

File: 187896d7e5e04ac⋯.gif (587.28 KB, 200x245, 40:49, BigUnequaledAlbino-max-1mb.gif)

>this thread

AHAHAHAHAHA faggots crying and debating over women HAHAHAHAHA who gives a fuck anyway? I'm already dead inside!!!

I'm sick of being alone, boss :^(

and love gives me anxiety


59813b  No.133379

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

take a look into the philosophy of black Phillip

it might help you out


6f2099  No.133380

File: 4a5800535a54397⋯.jpg (91.96 KB, 637x1088, 637:1088, 27023943_174772816623753_6….jpg)

>>133379

maybe it's your negative attitude towards women that's preventing you from getting laid.

just kidding my dude


a0212d  No.133420

did not find another good thread to ask but is Taiwan / Japan still posting? I remember her from months ago and wondered if she is still around.


eb0372  No.133422

>>133380

>girl with no marketing skill other than big tits shills to gamers

>dudes say no and one makes a deadpan joke

>slag uses age-old "lmao ur probs just a virgin"

>Probably genuinely wonders why these guys avoid women….


c12499  No.133948

>>132244

I am 19


6f2099  No.133949

>>133948

check out rozelli, she's single

https://8ch.net/b/res/7770247.html


2ee323  No.133991

>>130051

The way you solve that is to know women are not your equal, but your property to be possessed, used, and discarded if she doesn't submit. You see lads, women WANT to be possessed and lead by a strong, confidant man who takes no shit especially an intellectually, physically, and emotionally inferior that she is. However, that does not mean she has no value. Her biological role is to birth your babies and raise them. In exchange, you provide a secure nest for her to perform her biological role. If she fucks up that arrangement, she's out.

> inb4 clean your clock

Prenup, bitches.

> inb4 muh cummies

Fuck your natural dopamine hits, you degenerate drug addict. Be a man and get a handle on yourself. You are to master your mind and body, so the sooner you adopt this worldview, the sooner you will get what you want.

A man is a rock unperturbed by physical or emotional tides. Women don't have that ability, but you do. Quit acting like a woman. She doesn't want a girlfriend, she wants a man. Nor can she tell you what she wants because she doesn't have the mind to analyze and postulate it. Only a man can tell you.

Try this experiment. Just for fun, go up to any woman and take an interest in her in a 1940's nonchalant way. Pretend you're Bogart, if that helps you get into character. Talk to her like she's beneath you. Treat her like a little girl that doesn't know what she wants, but you are the Daddy that knows best and will tell her what she wants. Really pour on the bullshit deadpan style. The more extreme, the better. Tell her she wants to have your children. Don't let her know you're just fucking around. It's just a training activity, so don't have any expectations. Just observe her reaction. If you conceal your intentions, she'll be eating out of the palm of your hand and not know why she is attracted to you, even if you aren't a /fit/ chad.

See, this is where /fit/ guys fuck it all up. You project what you want onto a woman. You get all physically jacked, and then when she doesn't respond, you get all "tfw no gf". She's not looking for a hot bod because she's a woman, not a man. She wants what a woman wants, not what a man wants. So when you act like a man, she responds like a woman and you both get your "tfw perfect mate".

That doesn't mean you can be a slob. A man provides order to her chaos, and that shows through with how you keep your body. But as you've proven time and again, doing squats doesn't get you squat in the woman department. You got to master your mind and understand her mind to get to her body. Once you understand women are just adult children in need of life guidance, everything falls into place.


2ee323  No.133992

>>130051

The way you solve that is to know women are not your equal, but your property to be possessed, used, and discarded if she doesn't submit. You see lads, women WANT to be possessed and lead by a strong, confidant man who takes no shit especially from an intellectually, physically, and emotionally inferior that she is. However, that does not mean she has no value. Her biological role is to birth your babies and raise them. In exchange, you provide a secure nest for her to perform her biological role. If she fucks up that arrangement, she's out.

> inb4 clean your clock

Prenup, bitches.

> inb4 muh cummies

Fuck your natural dopamine hits, you degenerate drug addict. Be a man and get a handle on yourself. You are to master your mind and body, so the sooner you adopt this worldview, the sooner you will get what you want.

A man is a rock unperturbed by physical or emotional tides. Women don't have that ability, but you do. Quit acting like a woman. She doesn't want a girlfriend, she wants a man. Nor can she tell you what she wants because she doesn't have the mind to analyze and postulate it. Only a man can tell you.

Try this experiment. Just for fun, go up to any woman and take an interest in her in a 1940's nonchalant way. Pretend you're Bogart, if that helps you get into character. Talk to her like she's beneath you. Treat her like a little girl that doesn't know what she wants, but you are the Daddy that knows best and will tell her what she wants. Really pour on the bullshit deadpan style. The more extreme, the better. Tell her she wants to have your children. Don't let her know you're just fucking around. It's just a training activity, so don't have any expectations. Just observe her reaction. If you conceal your intentions, she'll be eating out of the palm of your hand and not know why she is attracted to you, even if you aren't a /fit/ chad.

See, this is where /fit/ guys fuck it all up. You project what you want onto a woman. You get all physically jacked, and then when she doesn't respond, you get all "tfw no gf". She's not looking for a hot bod because she's a woman, not a man. She wants what a woman wants, not what a man wants. So when you act like a man, she responds like a woman and you both get your "tfw perfect mate".

That doesn't mean you can be a slob. A man provides order to her chaos, and that shows through with how you keep your body. But as you've proven time and again, doing squats doesn't get you squat in the woman department. You got to master your mind and understand her mind to get to her body. Once you understand women are just adult children in need of life guidance, everything falls into place.


0f2b5c  No.133993

File: f1d99407307b8ae⋯.png (177.39 KB, 456x509, 456:509, 28058979_2028511037365416_….png)

we've all got plenty of gf over at >>>/cuckchan/

join us and maybe we will give you some of ours


0afc42  No.134155

>>130763

My story is pretty similar, except it seems that, when I was in high school, someone spread rumors that I wanted an "experienced" woman. Queue every single qt becoming a massive slut, and from then on I've basically had no hope.

At least when I was a senior, I took the chance to occasionally mention in front of the girls that whores are disgusting, and that a woman should obey her husband. Those few dejected looks of complete despair were a great consolation prize.


66203b  No.135760

File: 864a6aba47cda6e⋯.jpg (42.83 KB, 600x706, 300:353, 1426467217270.jpg)

>never touched a girl sexually in my life

>almost wizard

>basically convinced myself I don't want one anymore and never give them the time of day in public because I know nothing will become of it

>jerk off to keep my mind clear

>but keep having sexy dreams anyway

>last night had dream where my cute cousin snuck into my hotel room at a family reunion

>no penetration but we got in the shower together and I ran my hands all over her soapy body and made out with her like we were gonna die the next day

>woke up with existential despair

>she was so soft

Fucking end me already.


d19a92  No.135761

File: eb8ae6693c0ec20⋯.png (1.51 MB, 1404x1076, 351:269, kircheis comfy.png)

>>135760

Just enjoy it anon. Touching women in our dreams is a wonderful privilege for us autistics.

>last night dreamt with some cute blondie

>she found out we had something in common and kissed me and cuddled with me

>later took a nap with 3 sleepy anime girls

>also piloted a fighter and shot down alien ships

10/10 dream.


2ee323  No.135762

>>135761

>tfw too depressed by living at poz ground 0 with supposedly intelligent scientists coworkers joking about Drumpf and discussing the electric jew 99% of the time. The 1% remaining it's to lament the lack of diversity

I want out. I need out. I'm ready to live like a hobo if this means I can find a job in Brittany and be surrounded only by humans.


2ee323  No.135763

>>135762

Oh yeah, I'm so fucked up that I forgot to precise I'm too depressed to even dream anymore. I'm in Paris, btw.


d19a92  No.135767

>>135762

>living in a city

Why do you do this to yourself anon?


974a5e  No.135772

>>135762

I recommend blue collar work. Get some shitty manufacturing gig. You'll be surrounded by morons but they'll be conservative morons.


28f279  No.136087

>>135763

es-tu moi? dans une situation similaire, tous mes collègues supposés éduqués ne sont qu'une bande de gauchistes bien pensants avec lesquels il est impossible d'avoir une discussion calme et rationelle.


2ee323  No.136092

>>136087

Je suis en stage dans la partie informatique des services secrets, donc j'évite les "discussions". Juste une petite partie de moi qui meurt à chaque fois. Si seulement j'étais avec des autistes comme sur /tech/, mais non, même pas.

Honnêtement, je vois beaucoup de Sweden/Germany/UK Yes, mais la France est dans un bien pire état, car la classe moyenne ENTIERE pense que les sous-hommes d'Afrique ont leur place ici. Après débat, ils admettent en général que j'ai raison mais qu'ils n'en ont rien à faire, que le bateau va couler avant eux; la démoralisation est complète.


6fe582  No.136093

File: 6367ac0ab49a9db⋯.jpg (69.17 KB, 640x427, 640:427, leonardo-dicaprio-jordan-b….jpg)

>tfw 14yo virgin qt gf

>blush every time i take my shirt off


1e4e35  No.136106

>>136093

>flag

Why am I not suprised?


66c822  No.136107

>>136106

Come on man, we both know you wish you could have a 14yo gf, i bet the white birthrate wouldn't be as terrible if you were allowed to.


709da8  No.136112

File: 284f80b89ae8309⋯.jpg (35.84 KB, 640x955, 128:191, 29314299_873947122778405_2….jpg)

IF SHE IS EASY SHE AIN'T AMAZING


98553e  No.141307

File: a732f9b25e244a7⋯.jpg (7.55 KB, 247x250, 247:250, 28722359_815454341974444_1….jpg)


3e4f65  No.141311

>>141307

>Bumping an old thread just to show a reaction pic.


51e36e  No.141313

File: 7c6b1797962121d⋯.jpg (49.5 KB, 450x530, 45:53, caravaggio-bacchus.jpg)

>mfw no more gf


22ddfc  No.141319

>Tfw with gf of one year and don't love her.

>Tfw she's perfect on paper but don't love her.

>Tfw not over ex of 5 year ago.

Why fit why, i am a life waster. There is something wrong with me.


2087ec  No.141325

>>141319

>There is something wrong with me.

It's just leprechaun feels, fam.




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