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File: 19eb8d777b4d0a0⋯.jpg (128.86 KB, 668x712, 167:178, 1488741937106.jpg)

495b8d  No.129675

Guys what the fuck do you do about protein farts? I'm trying to bulk right now and the farts I get are insane. I find myself constantly holding in farts to the point where my stomach hurts. To give you an example of what I eat; today for breakfast I had 6 (usually have around 4) scrambled eggs and 4 slices (usually have 2) of wholegrain toast. For lunch I had a yogurt ( I eat these everyday) and some fruit. Dinner I had some fish, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots and potatoes with a litre of milk. Roughly 3000 calories in total. I also take a probiotic supplement everyday. I don't even take any protein powders or anything.

Anyone else deal with this shit? I'm worried I might have IBS or something. My room fucking stinks and I have to spray air freshener all the time. It causes serious stress and anxiety for me because I'm always worried about how I smell and I always think I stink but I just can't smell myself.

I tried charcoal capsules but they did nothing. I can't fucking live like this. I envy those fat fucks who can permabulk with no problems.

help me. I just want to get fucking big and strong. Also, this only happens when I'm bulking. If I just eat whatever I feel like I don't have this problem. This makes me want to quit lifting.

312778  No.129676

Wipe better


2c003d  No.129677

>>129675

Chewing your food thoroughly will reduce gas/flatulence. Don't just woof it down quickly without completely chewing it first.

Other than that, it should just be a food choice issue. My theory is that the toast is giving you gas and the eggs are making your farts smell worse. A deadly combination, indeed.

>I find myself constantly holding in farts to the point where my stomach hurts.

Not good for you, try to avoid that. If you're in public, excuse yourself to the bathroom and let it rip there.


4a42e6  No.129678

Well, go ahead and quit. If you can't handle the farts go ahead and quit.


379dcf  No.129680

>>129678

You should quit either way because quitting is cool. Kurt Cobain quit and it made him immortal.

Making it = Putting a bullet in your head tbh


495b8d  No.129681

>>129678

You don't understand how bad these are. I used to let them rip freely without worries until my roomates complained about the smell travelling out from my room into the hallway and stinking the place up.


4a42e6  No.129683

File: ca57db0bb803c23⋯.jpg (38.01 KB, 828x626, 414:313, 1507266190468.jpg)

>>129681

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

SO FUNNY!


495b8d  No.129684

>>129683

Where's the fucking joke?


ee0ca2  No.129688

>>129675

>today for breakfast I had 6 (usually have around 4) scrambled eggs and 4 slices (usually have 2) of wholegrain toast. For lunch I had a yogurt ( I eat these everyday) and some fruit. Dinner I had some fish, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots and potatoes with a litre of milk. Roughly 3000 calories in total. I also take a probiotic supplement everyday.

In such a situation, not only could there be an overgrowth of bacteria in the intestines causing the gas and smell, but you may also being undergoing excessive stress due to the burden of increased endotoxin made by that bacteria. The charcoal capsules were a good move, but they are only so effective when you keep consuming things that may contribute to bacterial growth.

Priority #1 should be to eliminate the probiotic supplement permanently if not temporarily. There is a lot of misinformation about probiotics and the science is developed enough for businesses to sell snake oil based on it but usually not enough to create reliable solutions. Even if the probiotic is eliminated, you may not see any immediate difference until taking an antibiotic, because it is possible for problematic bacteria to live in the intestines until you starve or outright kill it.

Other than that the single most effective way to reduce bacterial growth in the intestines and endotoxin is to eliminate all starches and fibers from the diet. Starches and fibers frequently make it to the large intestine undigested where most bacteria resides, but protein and simple sugars alone are normally absorbed in the small intestine before they can feed bacteria, but if starches and fibers are present at the same time, they may block thorough digestion and shuttle the protein and sugar to the large intestine, compounding problems even more. You could try an elimination diet where you replace all complex carbohydrates with an equivalent amount of simple sugars from sources such as pulp free orange juice, honey, and lactose (from milk).

Anything that prevents thorough digestion in the small intestine can contribute to these problems. Fiber is one thing, but even your eggs may be involved. Egg whites inhibit the digestion of protein and block biotin absorption. Egg yolks are safer, and there exist silicone egg separators that suck the yolk out of the white with great ease.

If you decide to eliminate starches and fibers, it may be prudent to make sure you get the following nutrients either by supplementation or careful food selection:

Vitamin B1 (thiamine). Potentially in your toast (if fortified) and in your potatoes. Orange juice has some, but high doses are safe and frequently better.

Magnesium. A little bit of everything you eat has it, and so does milk and most fruit juices, but it's better to be safe than sorry here. Worst thing you could do is supplement it in the form of magnesium citrate. Magnesium chloride, magnesium bicarbonate, magnesium carbonate, and magnesium oxide are better choices. Most people don't have an espresso machine at home, but 3.5 ounces of espresso has 80 mg (23% daily value). Regular coffee has magnesium too but isn't as concentrated.

Vitamin K. In the broccoli or any other green things. You could start eating beef liver for it or make a broth/liquid extract from boiling green things (where you don't eat the vegetables/fiber themselves, just the liquid broth). Such a broth would also have magnesium. Beef liver is an incredible source of nutrition though, and vitamin K2 (MK-4) is an excellent supplement choice which has changed the shape of my face and jawline while strengthening my teeth.

Vitamin A. In your carrots in the form of beta carotene. This is just another reason to eat liver here, but retinyl palmitate is also reasonable for vitamin A alone.

Tetracycline may be needed to normalize your intestines, but it's not the only choice. Vitamin K2 (MK-4) happens to be a weak analog of tetracycline, but there's no easy way to know beforehand if it's powerful enough for this purpose. A soup made from finely ground white button mushrooms boiled for 3 hours may be effective. While on an empty stomach, 1 tsp coconut oil, 1 tsp honey, and 8 oz fat free milk here and there may provide maintenance for the small intestine. Your oral health may improve as well if you get this situation under control.


3b9af2  No.129689

>>129675

when I'm eating right I get these farts as well, but they're very satisfying, and holy cow the shits, I have big toilet gobling up problem

however if its really that bad for you, have you considered perhaps that you may be lactose intolerant? it would explain for having such increased milk intake,it can really irritate your bowl

another hint I can give you is to open up your windows and always let your room breath out


4a42e6  No.129692

>>129684

Your original post, Wops.


4a42e6  No.129704

>>129692

>>129684

FUCK that's orange, not red, it's Ireland. Of course it's Ireland… Of all places.

I digress.


e0444d  No.129707

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e0444d  No.129709

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e2743e  No.129711

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>>129707

>>129709

Show us on the doll where Murrica touched you.


78a844  No.129761

>eggs

>yogurt

>fish

>broccoli

>cauliflower

>litre of milk

>probiotic supplement

Any of these alone would give you some nasty farts, but then you mix them all together. It happens to anyone with a decent diet; it's just something you have to live with. Your anxiety is merely the Gains Goblin whispering in your ear. Save up your farts and only unleash in the bathroom if you're so worried.

You'd know this if you took the scoobypill, by the way.

http://scoobysworkshop.com/2014/05/05/farting-can-save-life/


4a42e6  No.129764

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ac006e  No.129848

>>129761

Update: I took Gooby's advice and let rip on the bus on the way to college this morning. A girl got off the bus and threw up. lel


6515fa  No.129850

>>129848

I'm glad you found a way to live life to the fullest anon


4a42e6  No.129867

>>129848

You're a bullshit liar god dommit


b5a193  No.129868

>>129867

I'm fucking serious. It didn't smell that bad to me but I guess I'm just used to them at this point. Now maybe it was a total coincidence that she got sick, but she did. She also looked back in my direction with the most sickened look on her face. I felt kind of bad but it's cool to know I have that power.


b4becf  No.129884

If you're consuming whey protein power, try a different brand. Either my body adapted to whey powder or it was the first brand of whey I was consuming. My farts were unbearable even to myself. Now I don't even have a protein fast issue. And I take gold standard whey.

If you're not supplementing protein, then maybe you're just eating too much. Try cutting back. I don't think your stomach can handle all that food.


4a42e6  No.129886

File: dcb6d18d3d8e826⋯.png (148.05 KB, 222x293, 222:293, dcb6d18d3d8e826a878054311f….png)

>>129868

you fibbin' son of a bitch


b10d49  No.129900

>>129886

Believe what you want


4a42e6  No.129933

File: 04c702fdb15855e⋯.jpg (43.47 KB, 390x369, 130:123, 04c702fdb15855eddb4c14cadc….jpg)

>>129900

Mhm, and I'm not believing you. Granted, I have dropped some Grade-A Hiroshima stinkers lately as well. Once, when I was trying to release a nerve gas outside of my classroom before going in after a drink of water on my break (out of respect), the gas followed me and whacked about 8-10 people in my class. They haven't looked at me the same since, good thing too. Because my final was today and I hopefully never have to see more than one of them ever again. Served em' right honestly, they never spread out appropriately for our practices.

Where we would have to all stand up and do a simple 24-form of Tai-Chi Chuan - mind you, space was limited enough, as was the room to class size - these assholes would line up in ranks rather than diagonals so we were all pressed in like sardines. Bunch of dumb kids tbh. I hope people have nightmares about my farts.


ff9a28  No.129940

why dont you just get one of those charcoal filter things that you stick in your ass crack and let them rip?


9abb9e  No.129974

File: e20000c7a88f739⋯.jpg (20.19 KB, 361x250, 361:250, why contain it.jpg)

>constantly holding them in

Why contain it? Let it spill over the schools and churches, let the bodies pile up in the streets.

Someone make a "virgin fart holder" vs "chad farter" picture


d083f7  No.129990

>>129940

Just bought a pair of these charcoal underwear. 30 euro for one fucking pair. Better be worth it. I've heard about those pads but I heard they weren't very good. I'll update you guys on how it goes.

>>129974

M8 my farts literally made someone get sick. I can't just fire these things off willy nilly. With great power comes great responsibility.


9abb9e  No.130000

>>129990

>I can't just fire these things off willy nilly. With great power comes great responsibility.

Then scan your surroundings and pick targets. Soccer mom being a cunt to a cashier who did nothing wrong? Crop dust that bitch. Homeless people filthing up a corner you have to walk by every day? Scare them off. You're in the bathroom and a guy picked the stall/urinal right next to you even though there were others open? Teach a motherfucker some bathroom code.


5b0ef4  No.130079

You need to chew a lot. The food should be nearly liquid. Probiotics will also help out, try kombucha, it has enzymes and things like that. You can also brew it at home cheap, look it up. For milk, check out kefir. It is milk fermented with a special culture. You can't drink a gallon of kefir a day, but it ia better than regular milk. Supposedly it removes the estrogens or whatever. You can make kefir at homes cheap and quick, just get good kefir grains. Also make sure to buy very good milk and do not drink more than 3 cups at a time, at least for now.

In conclusion:

*chew until the food is nearly liquid

*cut back on milk and buy good milk

*drink kombucha or kefir

*eat lots of vegetables (you may have farts for a couple days, they go away)

*eat high quality meat (grassfed etc) (look up local farms, some may let you buy beef in bulk. One farm near me gives you a quarter (80 lbs.) for 600 bucks. $7.50 a pound)

*if you have the runs fast, also try weekly fasts for at least 12 hours

*get good digestion by following all steps above


9dfecf  No.130118

File: 8c89559dbe732d8⋯.png (109.4 KB, 480x480, 1:1, 1471386122214.png)

>>129990

Go to a crowded city center after having a big proton meal and just let them rip near big groups of people.


a2e58d  No.131389

>>130000

>>129990

checked, spread some justice, potatobro


da6886  No.131393

if you are farting stinky protein farts it's because you are eating too much protein. eat a little less because whatever protein you don't absorb causes more farts.


6c1f25  No.133503

>>129990

fartanon, the hero that ireland needs but doesn't deserve.

try sticking a potato up your ass and turn yourself into a human potato cannon


14dace  No.133506

>>129675

You're probably partially lactose intolerant. Drop the milk or switch to the kind with lactase added.


69e4d2  No.133726

File: bd44b028c18df7b⋯.jpg (18.69 KB, 300x300, 1:1, bd44b028c18df7bd818f273ecf….jpg)

>>129675

Same problem but not from protein, but >20lb broccoli, spinach, cabbage, etc. greens a week trying to cut out hunger on a cut. Do I just wait out the storm while my body acclimates to all this inner rampage of fiber and very-low-calorie belly-stuffing?


5885e7  No.133761

Stream it as a gay-for-pay fart fetish camwhore


69e4d2  No.133818

File: 3585228640af200⋯.jpg (29.35 KB, 600x595, 120:119, 18.jpg)

I can't stop farting for the fuck of flatulence flapping my flapjacks it's so windy between my legs New York City was blown away! Just had to take Pepto to unblock the passages, and now it's time to shred another head of cabbage for my cut. Can't wait to eat meat again.


702587  No.133820

>>133818

I work around machinery that is both loud and foul-smelling, it feels fucking amazing to just rip massive farts all day and everyone around me is none the wiser.


3ecd36  No.138521

Save us, fartanon. Use your great powers in an abortion clinic.


6bdbd6  No.138522

Is it protein whey?

Maybe it's too much lactose for your mongrel intestine to handle.


273910  No.141050

File: 501fbac16b709f8⋯.png (30.18 KB, 758x480, 379:240, RIP AND TEAR YOUR BUTTS.PNG)

>>129675

I feel you, OP, I really do…


fbff23  No.141051

Protein farts are from undigested protein making it to your colon. Stop eating so much at once. Spread that shit out throughout the day. If you do that and you're still getting protein farts, then cut back on protein. You're literally farting away money at that point.


a0c0e9  No.141053

>>129675

>not commiting mass scale fart rape.

Definetely not going to make it.


3bb91f  No.141054

>>141050

Yes, this! I can't eat fucking vegetables or I smell so bad that I don't want to be in the same room with myself. I eat white rice (brown rice = gas) and meat for breakfast and lunch. Dinner I'll eat vegetables, but asparagus, brocolli, lentils are completely out.

Sucks, I try to be healthy, and I become a smelly leper. Fruit is generally ok though.


94b2ac  No.141055

>>129675

Join the military. Everyone protein farts constantly so nobody pays any mind to it.


000000  No.141809

Eat raw garlic. At least a clove per day, possibly more. Chew it thoroughly. You can mix it with cheese to cut the burning taste. Keep it up and you'll still fart, but your farts will be odorless.


3a9444  No.141819

>>129680

Something's off about this advice.


5955db  No.141823

File: 176c3df972aaf57⋯.jpg (63.62 KB, 591x636, 197:212, 176c3df972aaf57e76b079add6….jpg)

>>133506

This or you're simply eating too much and its not processing, in both cases you're wasting money to make gas.


6ec0b2  No.141857

I am, as usual, pulling this outta my arse mate.

But have you tried taking your B vitamins? I mean, I had a pretty decent diet and had farts, then I started taking a vitamin B Complex pill a day.

According to some random fella on the interwebz, vitamin b (one of them) is important to the production of stomach acid, necessary to break the protein down.

So maybe that would help you, I dunno. It wouldn't hurt to try it and vitamins are often cheap anyway.


22f73c  No.141858

>>141857

There are many B vitamins. They can have very different effects, but there is a general tendency to assist in or perform essential steps in the proper utilization of carbohydrates. Liver is a good source of all B vitamins, but depending on what you need supraphysiological doses from supplements are often of great benefit.


f8059f  No.142014

>>129675

apple cider vinegar


273910  No.142161

>>129675

Try activated charcoal.


9e7ced  No.142535

File: 3ee21366afcfc11⋯.png (18.73 KB, 112x112, 1:1, 399930868141129731.png)

>>129688

Thanks anon, saving this post!


444257  No.142543

>>142535

My opinion is a little different since writing that. I'm starting to lean towards the conclusion that bread is among the worst offenders for creating a malicious microbiome, but I will not deny that the most vulnerable and weakened could greatly benefit from eliminating all starch and even all fiber. I suspect that anon had a special combination of factors that triggered his condition. I imagine that eating bread and taking probiotics was like pouring gasoline on the fire in his context. Elimination diets are definitely worth trying as a temporary measure to restore normality, but permanent avoidance is only a good idea if you live in a context where you know you will not miss any essential nutrition. Refined starches are missing most nutrition however. I eat white rice myself, which is normally benign, but I also take risks with russet potatoes, which can throw curveballs here and there. I haven't had perfect digestion, so maybe I should get more carbs from fruits and melons, but compromises are sometimes necessary to be practical.

I eat a serving or two of raw leafy greens most days mainly to get some extra vitamin K and molybdenum, and it hasn't killed me yet. Sometimes my gut feels funny but gassy bloating is rare for me. Part of the problem with many starch sources is a lack of nutrition that promotes bacterial overgrowth. But bread still stands out as a villain because of its opioid content that slows digestion to a crawl. Darker leafy greens are dense in nutrition and this tends to grow different things in the gut, and for a person without access to vitamin K supplements, they may as well be nutritionally essential because most commercial livestock isn't getting enough vitamin K in their feed.

I still won't touch most probiotics, but I have lightened up a bit to kimchi (I put it in rice) and sauerkraut. Those potentially have bacteria that make GABA and strains that can outcompete endotoxin producing strains.

If you want a supplement to normalize the microbiome, I would reach for riboflavin first and glycine as an endotoxin antagonist. I think I recently acquired an iron gut from those. Coffee can't be underestimated here. Unlike pure caffeine, coffee antagonizes opioids from food and reliably speeds up digestion. Chocolate and cocoa powder also grows better bacteria and provides some additional protection from endotoxin. Lower fat diets can also help prevent endotoxin problems, but some minimal amount of fat (ideally saturated) is good for digestion.


000000  No.142567

thread repair bump




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