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 No.128442

My m8 told me all the chemicals and artificial sweeteners in diet coke will act as conservatives and bascially mummify you alive from within. Hypothetically you could get 200 years old this way.

 No.128443

Uh, those chemicals job is to kill living things. That's how they keep bacteria from getting in and spoiling it.

You are also a living thing.


 No.128464

>>128442

Mummification implies death, keeskop.


 No.128473

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I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke


 No.128493

>Does diet soda make you immortal

Nope. Melange, sorcer's stone, vampire's blood? Maybe. But, no, no diet soda.


 No.128514

>>128473

>Tfw former fatty who drank diet soda like a crack addict

>tell myself I do it to avoid dieabetus

>lose all the weight

>fit and lean

>still drink diet soda like crack fiend

How do I quit this shit. It tastes awful but my mouth craves it.


 No.128525

>>128514

I'd like to know as well. I chug a gallon of diet coke a day and every time I try to quit I get headaches and can't sleep for shit.


 No.128529

>>128514

>>128525

You are supposed to last trhough the withdrawal period without touching the crap.

You failed.

What a weak little bitch you are.


 No.128532

>>128514

Just stop buying it (and giving your money to jews), be a man and quit cold turkey. What are you, a little bitch that cannot stop drinking diet beetus juice?


 No.128552

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>>128525

>>128514

>I get withdrawal symptoms from consuming poison

>Failing to stop drinking poison

Disgusting.


 No.128556

>>128514

Enjoy your aspartame, I guess.


 No.128558

The chemicals in diet soda build fat without the right compounds needed to burn that fat.


 No.128605

And you believed him?

Aren't kids required to take chemistry classes in school nowadays? How do retards keep slipping through the cracks?


 No.128671

>>128605

"Education" really isn't education as much as it is "jam certain information into a person's brain so that they can pass the test and have them forget about it within the year".


 No.128680

>>128514

He you tried milk, water, smoothies, and calorie-free energy drinks. Much better.


 No.128681

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>>128680

>Recommend calorie-free energy drinks to get off of Coke Zero


 No.128682

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>>128680

>sugar free energy drink

That’s what’s fucking me up the most. It’s 10 for 10$. Can’t pass that up.

I have stopped the gallon a day habit of Coke Zero but I’ve replaced it with diet Snapple or coffee/tea with Splenda. Damn you sweeter , real or artificial.


 No.128683

>>128682

Stop drinking anything other than water, tea, coffee, and milk. Use a teaspoon of honey from your local farmer's market as sweetener.


 No.128685

>>128683

>honey

That’s worse than sugar


 No.128697

mom used to tell me as a kid that diet soda would make me grow OLD


 No.128699

>>128697

They make you grow old FAST


 No.128702

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>>128683

Yeah, the bad stuff, definitely.

I'd say just try to avoid sugar at all costs so that you can actually enjoy it from time to time with things like baked goods, ingredients for things like marinades or to sweeten a dull bowl of oats, actual energy drinks and sodas.

Gotta admit though, I've been slacking heavily on working out this week, and by indulging in good food and energy drinks myself. So just play it smart and see how your body responds to what you consume.

Like, for example, I sometimes drink coffee. And sometimes, if on a empty stomach, I actually drink a little to too much (more than 2 cups *and note, I'm at 220lbs~ and 6'2"**) then I start feeling anxious and nervous, as if I'm about to get in trouble. Same thing happens when I get high. The shit actually starts fucking with my standards for measuring mind and body function. BUT, energy drinks have never (maybe once or twice out of hundreds of times), and definitely never a soda or baked goods, ever made me feel this way, except for when I smoked pot and felt anxious as if I was about to get busted by cops at the break of midnight.

in fact, as I'm drinking this peace tea at 20g's of sugar total, it's leveling me out and I can feel my heartbeat slower


 No.128706

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>>128683

>coffee

coffee is shit and gives you heart problems


 No.128714

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>>128706

Coffee is shit, but that's because you don't buy Torani's sugar-free flavoring syrup with zero calories to make your coffee and milk taste like a fucking s'mores or pumpkin pie. Get on my level, scrub.

However, the manliest drinks of them all are mead, barley-wine style ales and Belgians, milk, and whisky. Moonshine is an honorable mention, but more for those of us who could die any minute for all anyone knows. Coffee is more for daddy's.


 No.128716

>>128714

back to /r/fit you fag


 No.128717

>>128716

Psht, you can Bruce should get together.


 No.128726

>>128702

>The shit actually starts fucking with my standards for measuring mind and body function. BUT, energy drinks have never (maybe once or twice out of hundreds of times), and definitely never a soda or baked goods, ever made me feel this way

>>128706

>coffee is shit and gives you heart problems

Have you tried not being retarded and having fuckloads of the stuff all the time?


 No.128738

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>>128726

BRUCE

God ducking famn it.


 No.128740

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 No.128790

>>128442

>I heard drinking diet code will make you live a healthy and super-long life! Honest!

>Is it true?

How young/retarded are you?

>>128525

Go cold turkey and persist until withdrawal stops, you little bitch. And eat some healthy vegetables and shit to keep your body in good order.

>>128683

>coffee

No. Even tea is dubious to caffeine addicts. And I don't recommend sugars either. Go drink water and organic whole milk, I'd say (more of the former than the latter).


 No.128811

>>128790

>No. Even tea is dubious to caffeine addicts.

Fair enough. I shouldn't be assuming willpower from those addicted to Coke.


 No.128812

>>128558

Cant build fat without calories




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