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File: 42e715c230ddae7⋯.jpg (156.8 KB, 2071x686, 2071:686, zumba.jpg)

 No.127226

> improve your dancing skills

> meet tons of /fit/ chicks

> burn up to 1000 calories per hour

Why haven't you joined your local Zumba class?

 No.127227

>>127226

>crippling social anxiety

>being physically fit but still a degenerate internally

>implying we like grills

Zumba doesn't get you swole.


 No.127230

I get laid.


 No.127233

even when i like cumbia i dislike any latin dance

peruvian cumbia>cumbia villera>colombian cumbia>other south american cumbias>mexican cumbia


 No.127251

File: 718849c7593ecd4⋯.png (273.7 KB, 377x288, 377:288, disgust.png)

>dancing

>trying to fuck 3D women

>paying some cunt absurd amounts of money to teach you how to do fucking cardio


 No.127279

>>127226

are you doing it colombia?

its a great way to meet chicks and get over initial social awkwardness

we have our own thing here in brazil, called Forró, the music is good and dancing too

but after a while I get tired with the crowd that goes to these places, they are usually all the same


 No.127282

>>127226

Just when I thought you're an alright guy you have to prove me wrong by being a biturbo-faggot.


 No.127283

Broke, and I don't think we have one.


 No.127285

Cardio kills gains brah.


 No.127331

>>127227

This tbh


 No.127348

File: 339cacbc282af7f⋯.jpg (87.33 KB, 938x625, 938:625, zumba party.jpg)

>>127227

>>127331

Group exercise like Zumba is great for social gains.

It is, however, true it won't make you swole, it's not really intended for dyel faggots, but for swole bros who just need to lose a bit of fat to reach a Greek god physique. You n00bs stay on SS + GOMAD.

>>127251

>>127283

Zumba classes are free (i.e. included with your membership) in most gyms. You can also torrent the DVDs if you are that broke.

>>127279

Making mad rhythm and social gains. Highly recommended for those who don't know how to dance.

>>127285

No, it kills fat.


 No.127353

File: aaeacf705e0078b⋯.png (85.11 KB, 294x315, 14:15, tmp_23576-what-a-fucking-n….png)

>>127348

Hey nigger do you forget you already showed everyone on this board you are a skinnyfat manlet? Keep projecting while you degrade into a shit tinted skeleton. Dumbass monkey


 No.127354

>>127353

lol, I've never posted my pic here. There's like 3-4 Colombian posters on /fit/


 No.127691

Gayest thing in the universe I say this in a bad way :^)))


 No.127695

Because a girl i met in the gym does dancing and has ghosted me and now i don't want to make it weird


 No.128229

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Because I'm too busy sweating to the oldies.


 No.128555

File: 55fb9dfb8b6681c⋯.webm (6.73 MB, 852x480, 71:40, ND.webm)


 No.128559

>>127695

That's not how it works, half-roach. When you get ghosted, ghost them. Live in fear, and you'll be surrounded by monsters.


 No.128565

File: 6181e6226e33d9a⋯.jpg (31.53 KB, 400x400, 1:1, this is bateman.jpg)

>>128555

nice post, nigger nigger


 No.128568

>>127354

lol More like Culombian amirite guise


 No.128572

>grade 12

>directing a one act play for extra curricular (boy i wasnt cool)

>23 year old redhead /fit/ teacher lets me use her classroom after school

>one day about an hour and a half after school finishes working on script in her room

>she leaves

>comes back few minutes later in 80s workout clothes

>asks if I mind if she does zumba while I study

>oggle for about 5 minutes

>ask if I try doing it

>go to gym to change

>come back we do zumba alone together in the school for half an hour

>both getting sweaty

>finish and I hastily pack up my things say thank you and leave

>its never brought up again and we avoid each other (me moreso in hindsight)

>have never told anyone

Why didnt I have balls why was I such a virgin??????????

Ill try to find a photo of her

Fuck me for remembering this and fuck you for making this thread


 No.128575

>>128568

Fuck off, hungry skeleton.

>>128572

Fuck off, cuck.




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