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File: ec5b53973ffdd6b⋯.jpg (7.17 KB, 167x200, 167:200, kms.jpg)

 No.126220

>Posting /fit/ photo on tinder

>still no right swipes

/fit/ lied to me

 No.126221

If you're not an 9/10 you're giing to have to resort to theatrics to get a girl


 No.126222

You are supposed to find them. Not the other way around.


 No.126229

>>126222

Trips of truth.

Women on dating sites get dozens of

Msg from thirsty ass betas and cucks everyday. They aren't there to find a man they just want attention.

Adjust your profile to say you make more

Money and have chad hobbies. Women expect you to have a hot body and looks. You need money and social status to get the to want you.

But fucking don't waste time with women. They're all cunts.


 No.126239

Gulf state guys just post themselves posing with their baller cars and get crazy pussy this way when travelling the West.


 No.126240

>>126220

TLDR: 7%

Based on recent survey conducted by OKcupid, women perceive 80% of men as unattractive. It means women think majority of men are basically below their league.

Let us apply this statistic to tinder. On tinder, you are being rated by your appearance. If you are an average guy (medium), most likely you won’t get picked often because women perceives you as unattractive whatsoever. Only a few good looking guys get stable match rates. It is reasonable that for a 100 swipes, an average guy get 0 match. Based on a report by http://godofstlye.com, average rate for guys is only 7% (combined good looking, average, and ugly guys altogether). The biggest contributors for reaching 7% rate are good looking guys.


 No.126244

They probably assume you have a lot of takers already.


 No.126247

>>126240

Can confirm, fuck Tinder and any form of non-IRL interaction; you're better off getting out there like our ancestors before us.


 No.126252

>>126244

This might play a part. Definitely the hotties are ignoring you, but the average thots probably don't want to risk it. People underestimate how low girls can go.


 No.126274

Just fuck fat chicks with big tits and cute faces. Then slowly get them to lose some weight. Boom 9/10 gf.


 No.126279

>>126247

pretty much.

tinder is 100% looks.

however IRL you can still overcome your looks with your actitude and charisma, you have only two seconds in tinder.


 No.131045

>>126274

Just fuck fat guys with big moops and cute beards. Then slowly get them to lose some weight. Boom 9/10 bf.


 No.131050

>>126247

Pffft, Bruce used Tinder.


 No.131056

>>126220

>he fell for the lifting to get girls meme

you have no one but yourself to blame mahmoud


 No.131057

>>126220

>busting his ass in the gym and making a tinder account in a futile attempt to attract sand sluts

>not just groping them in public like a true arab

the prophet is disappoint

"the virgin moor" v.s. "the chad barbary".png


 No.131065

File: d6904bd2e7b50d3⋯.png (176.72 KB, 500x495, 100:99, 2320143253465.png)

>Post ad on craigslist

>About 200 emails from bots trying to scam me

>About 10 gay guys trying to hook up with me

>Two old gay dudes offer me money to give me a blowjob, one is trying to give me 200 dollars to blow me

>Have two women respond also

>One is a dumpy, druggie looking pirate-wench

>The other is a pretty fat Filipino girl, a little older than me

>Now using fat girl for sex

I'm not really sure how to feel about this. Was doing the no-fap thing for a while when I posted the ad. She's pretty cool, open and casual about everything, and a successful accountant too. Just too damn fat.

Considering trying tinder one of these days also, but doesn't that list your occupation and income on the bottom of your profile? I doubt I'll be pulling many women as a pizzadude, even if I'm /fit/.


 No.131066

>>131065

I had similar experiences with craigslist.

Tinder sucks just about as much but for different reasons. You don't need to tell them what you do or how much you make.


 No.131067

>>131065

>miscegenating with a fat flip

Absolutely pathetic. If you're gonna go full civic at least find a thicc beaner lass, they can be pretty damn appealing from the neck down. Or a piss negress if you're into that, they're extremely easy and will love everything you do. Or you could, you know, not race mix, just find a fat white woman, they're easy too and you've already admitted that you can stomach some rolls.


 No.131068

>>131065

Having sex with a fat filipino 'woman' is not even race-mixing, it's bestiality. Have some self-respect you fucking faggot.

Plus, not making 200 to get your dick sucked? Not only are you stupid, you're gay?


 No.131075

>>131065

>guy wants to pay you $200 to let him blow you

>receive $200

>also receive bj

What's the downside here?


 No.131076

File: b37e913189571c7⋯.png (683.13 KB, 625x800, 25:32, b37e913189571c76102f728875….png)

>>131075

How the fuck are you supposed to stay hard staring at a bald spot bobbing up and down? Not to mention the whiskey-cigar-gingavitis grandpa breath on your dick.

You can make $200 with a day or two of honest work and it won't come with the haunting lifelong memory of getting your wang polished by a geriatric faggot.


 No.131077

>>131075

Get the herp or the AIDS tbh


 No.131078

File: a04eb924d9a6545⋯.jpg (52.67 KB, 268x435, 268:435, a04eb924d9a6545007e7337d16….jpg)


 No.131080

>>131077

>>131078

>>131076

Giving a BJ is gay, not receiving it. If anything, a male blowjob enthusiast would probably give higher quality ones than women, because he's got a dick of his own and knows what feels good.


 No.131081

>>131080

Can't argue with this logic.


 No.131082

File: ce99b403a62b0a6⋯.png (53.01 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 234234535436.png)

>>131077

It's virtually impossible to get HIV from receiving a blowjob. There would have to be open wounds in the guys mouth, and then open wounds on the penis as well. Most estimates for infection when giving a blowjob are 1 in 10,000. It would have to be even less the other way around.

Pretty much the only way to catch the damn thing is getting it directly shot into your bloodstream.

Now the herp is another story. That's mostly infectious during flare-ups which are visible, however it's still much easier to catch than GRIDS.

>>131068

Yeah I know. Went over to her place last night, and because she's on her period right now I just got her to blow me a couple of times. Did a damn good job at it, but still I think I'd rather have just sat around at home and played video games.

Also, turns out she's nog/flip mixed, so technically Blasian

>>131076

>How the fuck are you supposed to stay hard staring at a bald spot bobbing up and down?

If I did it I would probably watch porn on my phone while he goes at it. Something like-

https://www.xvideos.com/video30015843/fellatiojapan_102_saionjireo


 No.131083

File: 2f07d5801e03a87⋯.jpg (1.8 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 1228170855.jpg)

Would yalls hit this? Another chick responded to my old ad on CL. Trying to get more pics at the moment.


 No.131084

>>131083

She's fat. She's hiding it under the covers and using weird camera angles. Her tattoos and strained facial gestures reveal how crazy she is. She's been sexually abused and has self-harmed. This is the kind of girl who will stalk you after a one night stand.


 No.131085

>>131084

She also has a nose ring and an engagement ring on, maybe wedding.


 No.131086

>>131083

Nah, but I'm not into fatties


 No.131087

File: 028b7e1c7e4dfdd⋯.jpg (1.62 MB, 2560x1920, 4:3, 1109170941.jpg)

File: 4a9aca1726366a4⋯.jpg (4.53 MB, 4160x3120, 4:3, 1224171842b.jpg)

She just asked me where I'm at, and evidently wants a one time encounter type thing.

>not sure if want


 No.131091

File: 3fa0330fb7fd8fb⋯.png (95.57 KB, 600x500, 6:5, 1460006222727.png)

I feel bad for you if those absolute dogs of women are best you autists can do in tinder.


 No.131092

>>131087

Why are you posting fat ugly bitches


 No.131093

>>131087

Why are you even posting this here, faggot? Also, man to man, setting aside the fact that she's a fat fuck, her apartment or house looks messy and disorganized. Empty bottles and a fucking baloon on the floor or something, clothes littering the floor, etc.

If you're that desperate, just use her for pussy. Why do you think we give a fuck about your conquest of a thot stamped fatty who can't seem to clean her fucking bedroom or kitchen? If she can't manage that her ass probably smells horrid too. Stop posting.


 No.131108

>>131087

Don't do it


 No.131112

>>131093

Looks like she has some kid shit in the background of the image too. Must either be a single mom, or a cheating wife. I would guess the first one.

I wonder how many beta providers she has lining up. Must not be many if she's browsing craigslist.


 No.131128

>>131045

I don't see how this wouldn't work for women.


 No.131131

File: 75543729b207204⋯.jpg (62.45 KB, 516x339, 172:113, 1475026011681.jpg)

People like you make me sick, what is a girl going to do for you? If you're unhappy, there's no girl that's going to make you happy just like there's no pill that will cure depression. Be happy with yourself, do what makes you happy or motivates you in the morning, have your own pursuits besides pussy and girls and maybe they'll take notice you're not a loser who's only focus is getting laid.

I know this is 8chan but don't they say never to lift for girls on your 4chan counterpart? It's not even good advice, its common sense. Do things for you, not other people.

As for tinder and dating sites, unless you're a 9/10 chad, no *attractive* girls are really going to go for you or go out of their way to message you. Swipes are easy, just hang in there and don't delete your thing at the first moment you feel disheartened. It's a time and numbers game. Make your bio short and to the point but also be lighthearted/funny if you can muster a little humor in there. Mention your hobbies, interests, or other things girls don't know about but might take notice of and be interested in or might be impressed by, but also don't be autistic about it. Short, sweet, and to the point in a way that is presentable to girls. Take pictures outside (no indoor selfies), take pictures of you with animals, at landmarks or in nature, and other things like that. I'm not fit at all (first time browsing this board actually) and I'm also a spic and yet I have around 150 matches on tinder but I haven't really gotten anything out of it. Most girls will not swipe you, most girls who do swipe you probably won't go out and meet you. Girls use these platforms to assess their self-worth and feel good about themselves and get attention.


 No.131151

>>131112

She looks young. She most likely lives with her parents.

>>126220

Online is a shitty place to get laid unless you're super attractive, retard. Go to where ever single women hang out and hit on them. I've had quite a bit of luck at a rollerderby. For whatever reason reasonably attractive 20 and 30 year olds love the rollerderby. Most of the dudes there are super ugly and/or creepy. It's like the easy mode of picking a woman up at a bar.


 No.131153

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 No.131158

File: 740202f0c9f02f2⋯.jpg (137.77 KB, 772x437, 772:437, color-codes.jpg)

>>131131

>Girls use these platforms to assess their self-worth and feel good about themselves and get attention.

Beautifully said. I do this exact shit about once a fucking year with Omegle. Plus to try and see some cute titties and sexy milfs. I swear to you I almost got this insecure girlfriend of some baseball player to give me a cam show. I even had her Facebook but blocked her. She was a damn fine 7-8/10. She was flirting with me for about an hour. Will nevar forget.

>>131075

Nothing, really.


 No.131187

File: 8ed0bf8222da1d6⋯.webm (5.51 MB, 320x240, 4:3, Charles_Manson_explains_f….webm)

>>131091

Hey, not everyone can hit finn chicks.


 No.131207

>Wanting a relationship

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

Seriously, just find waifu and save up money with a job. You'll feel better not being tied down with a gf, marriage, or kids.


 No.131266

>>131083

>>131087

>nose ring

>lower lip piercing

Don't.


 No.131345

>>131207

>seriously, just find waifu and save up money with a job

For what?


 No.131347

File: 42fbfc8035114cd⋯.webm (7.74 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, makeup app - the boyim kn….webm)

>>126220

>>126240

This is because of makeup, it increases the average woman from 5/10 to appearing like 8/10. Therefore average men are below them.

This is why they recoiled so hard when that makeup app was released, "I've been found out".


 No.131349

try grindr


 No.131416

>>126220

Are you gonna post your profile or what OP




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