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File: 0a63b917ffafbf1⋯.jpg (1.9 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0139.jpg)

 No.120267

As per the /pol/ faggotry I bought a 10lb bag of Diatomaceous Earth to tell you anons about it. Experiment will be as follows:

>Start at 2 teaspoons/day

>Increase by 1 teaspoon/day until taking 1/4th of a cup/day

>Take a pic if I find parasites in my shit

>Take kefir regularly after two or three days of taking it

If it doesn't work after a month or I feel no changes, I'm just going to use it to rub my cats once a week/sprinkle around the door entrances.

Day 1:

Texture: Abrasive to the touch, required physical mixing into the water unlike most powders.

Hurt my throat slightly going down, left feeling like the need to burp but can't

Color: Brown/tan

Taste: Like a cross between sediment and sex lube

Other: Ask any questions that you have

Bag cost: $25 for a 10lb bag on Amazon. Showed up while I was at work this evening.

Will take a picture of the sludge on day two.

 No.120280

why, isnt that used as an abrasive and filler in cement? what health benefit could it give you


 No.120286

File: 6b52213e6dac76f⋯.jpg (1.31 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0141.jpg)

File: 1c37c2e2f58492d⋯.jpg (1.29 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0140.jpg)

Day 2:

Couldn't finish my cup this morning. Nearly gagged after finishing 3/4ths of it. No matter how much you mix it and how much you stir it, you can feel the abrasive materials as it slides down your throat. Will try better in the future. Getting ready to take my first shit since starting it.

>>120280

Allegedly farmers use it to kill parasites inside of cereal and such because it rips open the innards of shelled insects via the spines on the fossils. I'm testing if it will do the same thing to the bacteria in my intestines or if it just causes internal microcuts along the intestinal walls.


 No.120287

>>120286

Update: shit was smoother than usual and my assholes itches more than usual post-cleanup. Nothing else of note.


 No.120289

>>120287

This is interesting, will be monitoring this thread but as a scientist (on the internet) I'm disappointed in the lack of pictures. Not just poop photos post Diatomaceous Earth, but poop photos pre Diatomaceous Earth for comparison. Also if you could lay down your shit on like a table or glass and do a cross cut so we can also view the structural integrity of the poop and any microorganisms lurking within that'd be great.


 No.120290

>>120286

Is there any reason why you want to kill the bacteria in your intestines? Arn't those helpful?


 No.120294

>>120290

The idea is to nuke your gut flora, good and bad, and repopulate it through probiotics like yoghurt.


 No.120295

>>120267

I have plans to try this also, please keep us updated on your results, it was my understanding that this is supposedly 5x more effective than any fiber supplement.


 No.120297

>>120295

This is OP samefagging. He's obviously affiliated with the company selling that type of product and trying to create a hype.


 No.120300

>>120290

Well I've eaten like shit since I was a kid, and even though I've eaten healthier these last couple years, I might as well do >>120294 and see if I've got any parasites still living in me. I'm nursing a quart of filmjölk once a week and eating yogurt daily where I can to go with it.

>>120295

Well fiber just scrubs your intestine and provides matter for your body to shit. I'm worried about the spines microtearing into my lower organs over time, but I figure the silica will be good for my cartilage since I do a lot of running/weightlifting.

>>120297

I wish I was samefagging. I don't got time for that shit. Usually I'm at school, working, and going to the gym all in the same day. This summer's gonna consist of work in the day time, gym in the evening, and self-studying for prep for the military somewhere inbetween.


 No.120303

I think the idea from the /pol/tards was that their intestines were filled with bloodsucking jew larva and they needed to remove them.


 No.120304

>>120289

While I'd love to literally shitpost, I think the vols would get upset if I started taking pictures of my feces on a daily/bi-daily basis (even if spoilered). Plus I'm deathly afraid of dropping my phone in the poo because I'm clumsy.


 No.120305

File: bf5a8d847e325c2⋯.jpg (192.97 KB, 433x650, 433:650, scot-mendelsondownload.jpg)


 No.120309

>>120304

I don't think they would mind if you spoilered and said WARNING: ACTUAL SHITPOST


 No.120313

>>120309

Spoilering is for fags.


 No.120314

i will be monitoring this thread. good luck OP. We're all counting on you.


 No.120315

inb4 op has a heart attack


 No.120319

>>120313

>>120315

your posts are funny HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

>shitpost for a shitpost.


 No.120320

>>120313

>>120315

Taking a break from all that fart porn br?


 No.120325

File: 7f6233237366a59⋯.jpg (1.43 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0143.jpg)

File: 1072cec4e8cf7b3⋯.jpg (1.49 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0142.jpg)

Day 3: Bitched out and tried to figure out a way to improve flavor without compromising calories/sugar. Result was adding year-old cranberry emergen-c to my water algae.

Texture: Still abrasive, but the fizz made it smoother to drink

Left a film on my mouth

Color: Like smashing strawberries into mud

Taste: Like a very acidic sediment/sex lube mixture, but now with CRANBERRY!

Other: Stomach hurts, but that could just be not eating breakfast yet. Directions are to wait an hour after ingestion before eating foodstuffs.

Body: Has felt like shit the last few days, like something that isn't supposed to be there is inside me and isn't being what out.

>>120309

I'll consider actual shitposting with tirggers. Spoilered.


 No.120326

>>120325

Thinking of picking up Orange zipfizz at work as a filler to make it more palatable in the future.


 No.120329

DE doesn't really work when it's wet. It works great for dusting on plants, or mixing into dry grain to kill insects. It doesn't do much to the moist insides of an animal. They've done studies to test the effectiveness of DE as a de-worming agent in animals. It does jack shit.


 No.120330

>>120329

Don't ruin my hopes and dreams. I gotta do this for all anons so they don't waste their own money on sandy shits and magical crystal hippy woo. And because I'm curious what ingesting this for a month will do to my body.


 No.120332

>>120329

that's not what the /pol/acks claim to have been experiencing.

but, they could be shills


 No.120333

>>120332

>they could be shills

Someone probably invested in DE stocks and is now pushing the product. Just like when you see random threads about obscure cyber currencies popping up on /pol/ and /b/.


 No.120336

File: 744950d4b000f33⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 844.99 KB, 1296x1296, 1:1, 2017-04-30_17.03.05.jpg)

Op here. Actual shit post. W-what the fuck is that, /fit/? I've eaten rice and meat the last two days. Assholes is itching like crazy since I took a shit despite cleaning appropriately.


 No.120340

Everyone fucking warned you retard, and you did zero research.

Are you gonna cut for bieber too you moron?


 No.120343

File: 457a05a6fe4d4e4⋯.jpg (16.5 KB, 186x260, 93:130, mytesthasleftorbit.jpg)

>>120267

Posting in an epic thread


 No.120344

>>120336

that thing hanging off your shit is either a parasite or a piece of yourself


 No.120345

File: fb239a4aa52c66c⋯.png (126.04 KB, 309x313, 309:313, 1486521076437.png)

>>120336

The fuck is that!?


 No.120350

File: b2c577a258c9b5e⋯.png (42.51 KB, 500x422, 250:211, 02c577a258c9b5e3b28f37af96….png)

>>120336

Take it out and get a closer look, this is important.


 No.120352

>>120340

I did enough research to confirm I wouldn't kill myself eating sediment and that's it. No regrats!

>>120344

I think it might be a parasite. If it was a piece of myself, I'd imagine there'd either be blood or my shit would be black from internal bleeding.

>>120350

I was so scared that it would limb out of the bowl yesterday (even though it wasn't moving) that I flushed it down after taking the pic. Gonna go take my morning bacterial sludge… Orange Juice flavored today.


 No.120355

File: b5dc5cb5c91d9fc⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0144.jpg)

File: b7707887664a69d⋯.jpg (1.31 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0145.jpg)

Day 4:

Decided to use Orange zipfizz today. Will attempt Orange juice tomorrow to prepare for my morning run. Still worried about what horrors are swimming around in my bowls but I guess we'll find out if that was a one-off or a repeat. A IRL person told me the itching could be informs, and to rub the dry earth directly on and around my asshole for a few weeks to kill everything off. I think they're trying to just give me a case of burning asshole since this is the person who told me to put aloe gel on an open sore once. Advice?

Texture: Same as always, was less gritty today and didn't irritate my throat that much. Maybe I'm getting used to it like smokers do with cigs?

Color: Really foamy so hard to see anything past the neon Orange zipfizz bubbles

Taste: Zipfizz is the first mix I've found capable of overpowering the taste of the water algae. I hardly noticed the chalk in the background, let alone the sediment taste.

That seemed to trigger a reaction in my body/the urge to shit (or just fart a lot). Possibly brb if anything strange.


 No.120356

File: a030f7172ba00b7⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 425.56 KB, 2534x1532, 1267:766, KIMG0147.jpg)

Warning: actual shit post again

With the exception of yesterday's… Thing, all of my shits have been pretty uniform since I started to take this stuff, which is unusual because I rarely have two shits that are that same texture or thickness/length. Now they all have a uniform slightly watery and molded but easily falling apart texture. The particles are from toilet backflow that happened seconds before my picture. I take shits in a squatting position, so they all come out smoothly lately. I typically do a lot of cardio, but it's finals week so I'm too busy studying to hit up the gym like I usually do. I'm waiting to see if jogging 3-4 miles/day is going to affect these easy shits at all. Anyways I'm fucking starving so I'm gonna break that one hour rule today and eat breakfast. Sage because triple-posting.


 No.120361

>>120267

This is retarded. Parasites like worms I'd understand. Bacteria? That's like trying to kill viruses with bacteria.

I don't have another way of saying how pants on head retarded this is.


 No.120363

I"m that dude that took a month's worth of bulking laxative at once.

Torn between curiosity and envy at my loss of prestige.

I'll be monitoring this thread intensely.


 No.120370

>>120363

You're the inspiration bruh. Seldom talked about, but never forgotten.

>>120361

Describe in objective terms why it's retarded.


 No.120371

>>120361

I mean the spines are micrometers long, so it's the perfect size for fucking up microbes via slice and dice method.


 No.120372

>>120363

Hey props m8. I remember you.

>>120371

Diatomaceous earth is what they recommend for flea infestations. But I also saw a source that said it can be harmful for household use.

Either way, it's said that the sharp little bones can cut the crap out of insect bodies. So I think this can work on parasites, but something as small as bacteria, maybe not so much.


 No.120380

Could you smother a pet in this and kill all the ticks/fleas/whatever instead of poisoning their blood?


 No.120382

>>120380

Yes but you have to be naked when doing the smothering.


 No.120384

Why the fuck are you eating tiny knives


 No.120394

>>120380

Farmers use it as a flea repellent, actually.

Don't expect it to work, and be prepared to get flea killer if needed, but you can rub it into your pet's fur to help with flea control/repellent, and put a little (like sprinkling a little bit) on their food in order to kill any parasites that could be rolling around in it (if you're the kind like me to leave out a food bowl instead of feeding them at a specific time every day).

>>120384

To gain resistance to big knives!


 No.120399

OP here. Have been on the toilet three times in the last hour and a half. I have had diarrhea to the point where I'm shitting water/mucus, and I have had ass cramps, but I've never had the two together as badly as I have tonight (well, except that time I had food poisoning). I was stuck in the sitting position on the toilet for a half hour before this because it hurt too badly to stand up, and now I'm stuck sitting in bed because if I stand up or lay down, my ass hurts like crazy. Felt like my asshole had a partial prolapse there.

Gonna continue for a few more days and see what happens, but if I have a repeat of tonight with how badly this hurt, then I might call it quits and just label this shit as inedible. I'm thinking this is just a bad reaction from the alcohol/brautwurst/french fries I had yesterday night combined with the diatomaceous earth buildup from the last few days, and not just a result of the sediment ingestion itself. We'll likely know in the next couple days if I was right or not. I'll start taking fiber with my sediment shit in the mornings just in case.


 No.120400

>>120399

Tell us more about your anus anon


 No.120401

>>120399

>my asshole had a partial prolapse

>Gonna continue

Godspeed.


 No.120403

>>120399

>Felt like my asshole had a partial prolapse there.

Professional anal masturbator here, when it prolapses you'll know it. You'll feel your rectum coming out your butthole.


 No.120404

>>120336

Just make sure your intestinal walls aren't falling out. You ever see the images posted by the moms who pumped bleach up their babies' assholes in order to kill parasites?


 No.120410

>>120399

>alcohol/brautwurst/french fries

What the fuck is even the point of this autistic pursuit of yours if you are eating and drinking absolute shit? Even pretending there is one, was that really the way to get a good idea for what this stuff does, introducing shit that you can easily confuse for being it causing problems? There are so many things wrong here.


 No.120411

>>120410

It's finals week of my last semester of "trade school." Cut me some slack, bruh.


 No.120412

>>120411

Fuck no. I hope you fail.


 No.120413

File: 76b8d37c97572e4⋯.jpg (1.42 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0149.jpg)

Day 5:

Pretty sure Orange juice.isn't supposed to fizz when you mix sand into it. Did half OJ half water. Tasted alright. I think I'm getting used to the taste. Wish Tue same was true if the texture in between my teeth. This shit coats everything it touches.

Texture: More grainy on the teeth than usual.

Color: Orange

Taste: Surprisingly like Orange juice. Orange seems to be the flavor of choice for masking the taste of this sediment. I'll consider trying cranberry juice when I get some to see what happens.

Other: Gonna take some fiber supps with breakfast in case of more shitting to excrete the earth from my body. Stomach is acting weird and I've been farting like crazy. I've gotta go study for an automation final now.


 No.120414

how much did you eat to be feeling crap? You should only eat a spoonful.


 No.120415

>>120412

Yeah well… That's just your opinion, dude. Fuck you too. Right in the prissy.


 No.120417

>>120414

Right now I'm at 5 teaspoons. The goal is to work my way up to 1/4th of a cup and stop at 30 days with end results.


 No.120419

>>120415

>Prissy

I'm not the one drinking liquid estrogen. Have your bitchtits come in yet? Are you a real woman now, or still just a manlet?


 No.120420

>>120419

>That moment when you realize your phone auto corrects pussy to prissy

I swear to god my phone is becoming more and more of a whiny bitch with each passing day. Any anons have recommended keyboard replacement apps for Android?

Fuck off m8. Alcohol is the gift of God(s). You're just mad that you can't make gains and drink/have a social life on the weekends.


 No.120424

I took this for about six months and loved it. I mixed it with V8 splash and it wasn't bad. Had a dedicated sippy cup(?) With sports top lid I would use and just shake up overs and over until it was gone. A!so mixed with bentonite clay which is your logical next step. I felt like it gave me energy through the day and kept me regular and free from

Parasites.


 No.120439

>>120413

Doooon't stp believing.

It's not oger till its oger


 No.120442

>>120420

>normie

>think he'll make it


 No.120444

>>120380

I'd be careful of using this stuff indoors or directly on your pets. Sounds like it's gonna be harmful if you or your pets inhaled tiny knives.

>>120442

I use Swype but it sucks too. There's no escaping the letterJew.

>>120424

What does the clay do?


 No.120447

>>120267

DE doesn't scrape shit out using razor sharp edges. It dehydrates the hell out of everything.


 No.120448

>>120444

It alkalizes the body and boosts digestive health.


 No.120449

File: d63450992983af8⋯.jpg (1.14 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0150.jpg)

File: 4dc4f325ffbbd9e⋯.jpg (1.61 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0151.jpg)

Day 6: Been at a Rockwell Automation fair all day, took my earth at 4:45 AM this morning. Just 12 more hours until I can sleep!

Mix: Zipfizz and OJ w/water.


 No.120451

yo OP don't forget eating probiotics, and SwiftKey is alright on Android.

next time you see anything that looks ayy lmao in your shit please take it out and examine it for us


 No.120452

>>120448

This literally means nothing


 No.120454

>>120452

Yes the alkaline-acidic spectrum is a real life thing you retard.


 No.120455

>>120454

Alkaline/acidic foods influencing your homeostasis/blood ph is quackery you stupid fucking leaf.

https://chriskresser.com/the-ph-myth-part-1/

https://chriskresser.com/the-acid-alkaline-myth-part-2/


 No.120456

Hes eating chalk for gains. Not even refined writing chalk, but it looks like construction materials. Im going to start a myth that makes one of you gullible naive retards eat shit for gains.

Its good man the bacteria in shit interfaces with the bacteria in your guts, and you get extra nutrients swole testosterone. Its totally scientific maaaaan:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_bacteriotherapy

What are you scared of just do it like a real man, dont be a pussy, its like biting your fingernails, its a part of you, just EAT YOUR SHIT.


 No.120458

>>120456

Give em hell questionmarkbro


 No.120467

>>120455

This

You're so very retarded leaf. The gas exchange in your lungs alone keeps the ph of your blood in a narrow range.


 No.120468

File: 7d9dab5c916a9cd⋯.jpg (1.37 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0153.jpg)

File: a82956d815cbdff⋯.jpg (1.51 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0154.jpg)

Day 7:

Nothing unusual. Got job orientation with a company that builds navy torpedo guidance systems. Probably just a 90 day temp job but experience is experience.


 No.120484

File: 685ee6a598faf2d⋯.gif (948.96 KB, 155x173, 155:173, hitler.gif)

>>120344

Everyone keeps saying this but DE isn't bleach. The mucus lining your intestines isn't a fundamental part of your being.


 No.120485

>>120468

It's almost poetical, you're dumping what's halfway an explosive in a pool of water and you get a job with torpedos.


 No.120487

>>120399

Whelp, flu-like symptoms after a few days confirmed. How's your hair and nails? I decided to test this out for 30 days too, so far all I have is this feeling of being flushed, gas bloat, and mild flu-like symptoms. I've actually done some research before taking this and the food grade DE is grounded down too much to carve up your intestines, the stuff for cattle is actually too coarse, and the whole killing parasites thing is a myth that may or may not be true. What it does do is encourage an increased production of mucus in your GI tract and is also an absorbent meaning you could in theory use it to treat toxins. The real reason I'm trying this out is primarily because of my country's healthcare system. It is fucking terrible.


 No.120493

>>120456

chalkfags BTFO


 No.120497

>>120356

Why are your shits so light and flaky? Looks like diahreea.

Mine are solid and dark brown.


 No.120511

File: 8b44fa593033ff5⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0159.jpg)

File: ec81403b37e45f6⋯.jpg (1.18 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0158.jpg)

Day 8:

Took a shit that felt like a cork was up my asshole and I've been farting stinky farts ever since. Time to go work outside at my weekend job for 8 hours.


 No.120517

File: 129061e335b9b1c⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.25 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, KIMG0160.jpg)

Actual Shit Post

Ok, after two attempts, I think I've established that you CAN NOT drink alcohol while taking this stuff. I've shat three times in the last 5 hours, this is the third amorphous blob as a result of drinking Sake and Vodka.


 No.120520

File: 471a519ead7f375⋯.png (114.63 KB, 299x292, 299:292, 471a519ead7f3752564cf99251….png)

>>120517

Finally some bro science, so not drinking alchohol while taking DE, eh? Sounds like a plan for self treatment to force yourself off booze, take DE before you drink alcohol until you get with the program. I'm on Day 2, and outside the dehydration headache, all I've got was farts and stomach cramps, although i slept well last night I wouldn't go out and say it was because of the DE.


 No.120521

>>120520

>I'm on Day 2

kek why are you doing it as well?


 No.120522

File: f676ff1dc5a9f08⋯.jpg (75.35 KB, 700x700, 1:1, original_01a.jpg)

>>120294

>The idea is to nuke your gut flora, good and bad, and repopulate it through probiotics like yoghurt.

yea but,,,, the problem here is, nobody yet knows exactly what kinds of bacteria are *supposed* to be in your gut.

the yogurt stuff is just advertising bullshit, as far as is known at the moment–as is all "probiotics" stuff

the main theories I've read (in medical literature) are not pretty:

1) the main bacteria found in your gut is MOST of the ones that quickly multiply in rotting meat and dairy products. yum yum!

2) children delivered vaginally get this bacteria when they are delivered, because they end up injecting some of the mother's feces as they pass out of the vagina. children delivered c-section don't get it.

DE is just calcium, and it dissolves in stomach acid.

to kill bugs it must be kept dry, and they have to walk in it or otherwise get it on them.

it cakes up if it gets too humid or wet and doesn't kill bugs after that.

and it does work for killing bugs, but it takes rather a while to do it (~1-week).


 No.120523

>>120522

dammit, error:

"vaginally-delivered children end up INGESTING shit, as they are born,,,"

also you may not know:

eating too much calcium can cause calcification of ligaments, especially if you get any injuries when you are eating high levels of calcium. injuries,,, like,,, from weight lifting….

calcified ligaments are fantastically painful to move AT ALL, and there's no surgery to fix them. you just stop eating ALL calcium for 2-3 months and wait for the calcium to absorb back out (which it will).

http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1267908-treatment


 No.120527

>>120521

I've got nothing to lose, and it's cheap enough. I also have a bug problem, so I figured why not 15 days if nothing happens I got some good bug repellent once they walk through it a few times they do whatever it takes to avoid it. So if they found an opening from outside you can simply repel them by putting this stuff in or around those openings.

>>120522

DE doesn't get absorbed by your body or dissolved in your acid, it is just inert matter in your gut and it's used for cattle feed to measure their stools because it's safer then the alternatives.


 No.120566

File: 91e066ab9683d74⋯.png (10.95 KB, 381x381, 1:1, undertale burgercat.png)

So just an update, not yet time for the next swig, but after tomorrow I'm quitting this stuff. Now that I've finally experienced that "holocaust" I can honestly say it's a holohoax. I've gotten bad food before, and the symptoms of food poisoning is pretty much identical to what I'm experiencing and what OP is going through. All that shit about poisons being released out of revenge from dieing parasites and bacteria to make you sick is just your own body responding to you eating this shit, the diarrhea is also a symptom of food poisoning. The reason it goes away after a while of eating food grade DE is because of the increase in tolerance from consuming it every day.


 No.120576

>>120566

Final update for me doing this, I actually did get some good sleep. I'm always too energetic until 2 in the morning but on the same night I took this stuff I was tired at midnight and slept well, this time I also slept well and when I slept in instead of going for +4 hours it was just 2 hours and I felt enough energy to want leave my bedroom. As far as I am aware i changed nothing about any of my habits to encourage this, so I might actually chalk this up to the DE. Even though I have the flu-like headache I feel strangely fine and energetic, more "willfull" even. I haven't a clue why this is, and I'd wish a much more comprehensive and thorough study was conducted on this I can see why people chalk it up to parasites when that isn't the case. My hair and nails feel the same, and no magic hair growth for these 3 days.

Unless someone wants me to continue to the 15 day mark I'll stop here.


 No.120577

>>120576

I'd love to see more fam, don't quit now


 No.120581

OP here, got called into work early today, forgot to take pics of my DE. I'm almost at 3/16ths of a cup now. Gonna start splitting it between a morning drink and an evening drink since I can't mask the taste in one sitting and I'm approaching 1/4th of a cup. I think a lot of the health benefits of this powder is from people shitting their brains out from sickness and drinking more water to stay hydrated. Mostly bro science under than the leaf's point about using it to quit drinking due to explosive diarrhea/anal cramps the next day.

Pic unrelated.


 No.120599

File: 828a504aed6873c⋯.jpg (1.21 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0161.jpg)

Day 10? Part 1:

Splitting into two sittings from today onward. I've had a nausea feeling like the leaf has/minor headache the last few days similar to extremely mild food poisoning. I think it's sun exhaustion from working hard outdoors for 10+ hours at my second job and coming home to clean out a garage full of dust and powdered rat shit. I'm just pushing forward without thinking much at all lately, it's like I can't think at all…


 No.120601

>>120577

You mysterious origins and the fact you used reddit slang tells me no. Dubs or no dubs.

>>120599

So I see you've decided to larp.


 No.120606

>>120601

I push carts.


 No.120616

File: 7dbd6c6ef18498a⋯.gif (1.26 MB, 275x319, 25:29, 7dbd6c6ef18498a560ce70bc67….gif)

>>120487

>the stuff for cattle is actually too coarse

Sauce on that? I've been eating food-grade stuff sold for cattle over the past week.


 No.120645

>>120616

What kind of farm animal are you?


 No.120660

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Day 11:

Took at night because I forgot to this morning. I feel worse and worse with each passing day taking this shit. Not sick, just… Shitty. I don't know what benefits people get from this, but I only feel fatigue and lack of motivation while I'm on it. The rainy weather these last two weeks isn't helping. I'm a third of the way through this though and plan to keep pushing forward. Sorry for being a little bitch, /fit/. I feel fucking awful though.


 No.120705

>>120616

Cattle fieed stuff won't cut you up but cattle intestinal lining can take coarser DE better then a human can.. All you're doing is aggravating your bowels with snake earth, I understand fellow leaf you want to treat all that ales you personally you should start buying USD and saving up for a trip across the border for a full physical checkup.


 No.120708

File: 201bb5d0eff0b27⋯.jpg (25.39 KB, 413x310, 413:310, really cracka.jpg)

>>120660

Of course you feel bad you cunt, you're eating rocks.


 No.120713

>>120660

>benefits

>eating rocks


 No.120717

>>120713

>eating rocks

>not smoking them


 No.120718

>>120708

He's also going way beyond the recommended limit, nobody that takes DE says to take more then 2 tablespoons.


 No.120728

File: e8bddebe8cd5edf⋯.jpg (1.37 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0164.jpg)

File: 9f25608229804ce⋯.jpg (1.33 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0165.jpg)

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Day 12:

Felt… Off all day today. Heart rate was abnormally high at the gym doing cardio today (110 resting, 185 at a moderate 6.5mph jog), and my belly felt/looked swollen like I ate a really big meal or was 3 months prego. Notably I wasn't on my feet today at work but was instead sitting most of the day, can't think of any other abnormalities. I had a couple cups of shitty diner coffee, but I usually have 200-500mg of caffeine as a pre-workout anyways (that I didn't take because of coffee) so I don't know why my heart rate went up about 20bpm. Gave up after 2.5 miles and tried swimming, but I could only do 20 laps before I started to feel like going any further would be really bad… Ended up shitting twice at the gym (once before and once after cardio). First shit was solid, other was watery but compact from body squeezing during run.

Also got extremely paranoid about a doorbell camera salesman asking me questions about how many people lived in the house and insisting on seeing the homeowner when I told him we rented. Considering getting out the shotgun if he stops by again tomorrow.

First one was standard zipfizz. Third pic was my second one. Mixed my DE with chocolate whey, bee pollen, chia seeds (for fiber), and 1/4 cup of milk in the water. I'm honestly eyeballing it at this point.

Also my cat pissed on my dead uncle's rifle cleaning kit, so I'm super mad but feel like I can't get angry. Why the fuck do I feel like I'm in some trance-like state while taking this shit, /fit/?


 No.120729

Should I keep log for a week after I cycle off this stuff in ~20 days to give final results /fit/?

>>120708

>>120713

It's for broscience though, so there's gotta be some benefits with all the hippies and nazis talking about spooky skeletons scrubbing your insides or some fuckery.

>>120717

ayy lmao

>>120718

Like any proper experiment, you have to exceed the recommended dosages to see what the good or bad effects COULD be.

On the plus side this stuff makes great chalk. I had some DE residue on my hands while doing deadlifts the other day and it definitely helped with grip.


 No.120732

>>120728

>Why the fuck do I feel like I'm in some trance-like state while taking this shit, /fit/?

Couldn't tell you,that fugue state can come about for a myriad of reasons from being high to excess dopamine. It is not a good thing for that to happen, and it's a massive gains goblin and it drains you of all motivation. It's like depression, but your mind is a fog. I do however know that you're getting irritable bowel syndrome from taking that stuff, which is why you feel like you could shit your guts out when you're running the bloating is because of excess mucus and the worst case you have DE in your stomach and you're getting blockage and setting yourself up for constipation. You should make an appointment and have it timed at the end of this ASAP.


 No.120733

>>120732

* from being high due excess dopamine, to brain damage, to depression.


 No.120754

>>120732

If my gut was clogged, I doubt I'd have the shits and farts I'm still experiencing.


 No.120755

>>120754

Also forgot to take DE this morning since my niece kept distracting me getting ready for work. Will take a dose before and after picking little sister up from therapy tonight.


 No.120757

>>120729

You know what scrapes your colon and insides without harming you? Fiber does, you dumb motherfucker.


 No.120791

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>>120755

Of course your sister is in therapy. It takes some serious bad parenting to have your baby boy chug fossils on a daily basis.


 No.120823

Day ???:

Feel fine today. Forgot to take pics. Dunno why I felt like complete shit the last few days. Notably I didn't sleep enough last night, but meh.


 No.120861

File: 8faac19efe0defe⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 142.53 KB, 1092x1102, 546:551, KIMG0167.jpg)

Actual Shit Post

OP here. Had some malt liquor/shock top without the shits the other day, but the last three days I've been finding these white flecks in my shit. They look like sesame or flax seeds, but the only seeds I've ingested are chia seeds (and steel cut oats, but oats aren't seeds). I haven't ingested burgers in like a week so I doubt it's from a sesame bun. The fuck?


 No.120898

File: 3dbc9e7e2e5fb68⋯.gif (93.49 KB, 514x510, 257:255, nom.gif)

Day 15: (I think)

Other than seeing weird shit in my shit, I have yet to actually experience any real positive effects from this stuff. I think I'm feeling better because I'm getting more sleep, but here is what I think happens/why people experience benefits from this stuff…

>Dehydrated malnourished hippy faggots read up on DE

>Decide to take it

>Instructions say to drink a glass of water after each dose and to take it with fruit juice or something else to mask the taste

>Hippies take OJ or something with it, introducing extra nutrients that they were lacking due to hippy diet

>Hippies become hydrated from drinking more water

>Get the shits/fever from this stuff so they don't immediately feel the effects of taking it

>When the shits/fever are over after body builds up tolerance, they feel slightly better from getting more vitamins from fruit juice and hydration from water

>They chalk it up to being the DE doing all the benefit work

So I think any "benefits" from taking it as a supplement are completely null. Now that being said, there are two "benefits" (and I use that term loosely) that taking DE does have:

1) It will give you the shits and possibly clear your body of parasites in the process from a constant shit schedule combined with the acid from fruit juices (or whatever else you're mixing it with).

2) You can't drink anything higher than 6% ABV or get drunk to the point of your digestive tract slowing down because you WILL get extremely painful diarrhea/ass cramps while taking this stuff if you do that.

If you want to nuke your gut, feel free to give it a try while taking like 20-30g fiber/day, and do it for about two weeks. I'm not sure what benefits this will have, but it is an option. Otherwise this stuff is really only good for helping you to quit drinking hard liquor and sprinkling around ant hills.


 No.120899

>>120898

I'll keep taking it every day for the 30 days, but I might only do updates every other day or every third day unless I experience a notable difference or occurrence inbetween posts from here on out.


 No.121040

>>120899

Whelp it's been 3 days since you last posted here.


 No.121045

>>120898

Are you actually eating dirt, expecting it to do something?


 No.121049

>>121040

He's dead.


 No.121058

>>121040

>>121049

I'm alive and doing alright. I was gonna say I'm doing perfectly fine, but then I had a bowel movement this evening and have shat twice.

>>121045

Yes and no. No I don't expect anything other than a bloody anus one of these days, but yes I'm doing it and keeping an eye on my body to see if there's any notable effects. The only notable effect has been shitting though.


 No.121068

File: fd35431590deb8f⋯.jpg (632.89 KB, 2125x1417, 2125:1417, 1493374591068.jpg)

If you feel like shit OP it's because DE removes mercury from your liver and you will feel it until you shit all or the mercury in your body or stop taking DE after a few days.


 No.121078

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>>121068

You got anything to back that up?


 No.121080

>>121078

>Surface modification of DE particles with MPTMS was successfully carried out and their application as an effective adsorbent for Hg(II) demonstrated for the first time.The MPTMS modified DE particles showed high adsorption efficiency at pH range 5-9. The adsorption reached equilibrium within 60 min and the maximum adsorption capacity of 185.2 mg·g-1 was observed. This MPTMS modified DE material has a potential to be used in the extraction of mercury and other value metals (e.g. Au, Ag and Pt) rom aqueous solutions at various pH values.

http://search.ror.unisa.edu.au/media/researcharchive/open/9915909240801831/53108413510001831


 No.121090

>>121080

The stomach has a Ph well below that range.


 No.121103

>>121080

kek, that's a test where they combined solutions in a petri dish in a fucking lab. your internal organs work differently.


 No.121122

I use DE to kill bugs that wonder in the house. It literally dries out their exoskeletons.

As far as anti-parasite, it's not going to do shit. It gets dissolved in your stomach acids.

Ancient peoples smeared earth on themselves for a barrier against parasites, but chances are any parasite you might have entered through your food or nose.

Food grade DE probably won't kill you. It'll make you feel like shit and can lead to death from eating too much. The stuff you buy at farm and home stores can though. Avoid breathing both as they will fuck up your respiratory system.


 No.121245

I think I'm on day 22. We'll just say Monday the 29th is my last day I'll use it. Used two cups of DE to genocide an ant colony yesterday.

I still have like 7 pounds of this shit, and I don't use that much chalk at the gym. What should I use it for other than gym chalk? I know once it gets wet, it's useless.


 No.121272

What was the point of all this again? Was it just cause?


 No.121379

>>120616

why the fuck are you eating cattle feed?


 No.121381

>>121379

Shh, let the man(?) work.


 No.121570

>>121379

He read that anything is fine, so long as it's food grade.


 No.121990

Final verdict /fit/izen? Time is up.


 No.122003

File: a2c307db20e1dfc⋯.jpg (2.7 MB, 1836x3264, 9:16, KIMG0163.jpg)

>>121990

Sorry, moving this weekend. Planning to post final verdict either tomorrow night or Sunday, but short version is this stuff's snake oil.

Have a picture of a failed attempt to genocide ants with it during a dry spell shortly after the rain broke said dry spell for amusement.


 No.122071

THREAD ARCHIVED

http://archive.is/Xdo8F

just in case, will update archive once OP comes back.


 No.122216

I'm without internet until next week so posting through phone. I noticed I was unable to drink hard liquor while taking DE because it lead to painful diarrhea so it might be useful for said purposes. That aside, as I said earlier in the thread, all benefits from DE seem to stem from increased hydration and nutrient intake that would occur from taking your DE with fruit juice or other materials.

Potential benefits of DE:

>Silkier shits than just taking fiber

>May or may not clear out heavy metals/toxins, might be worth trying if you have mild mercury poisoning from tuna

>Makes a.good chalk in the gym

Other than that one off work thing (I think it may have been a mushroom) I failed to notice any improvements in gut/asshole. I was shitting about 2-3x as often while taking DE. It couldn't even genocide an ant colony living on an oil spill. I'm gonna try pouring the leftover DE on said oil spills to see if it can at least collect oil on it. I know when it get a wet it becomes a clay, so it may be good for arts and crafts or some shit like that.

Can't think of anything else that's major that is worth posting through phone.


 No.122219

>15 years in the future

>stomach, intestine, colon cancers increased in

>males that hung out on 8chan

>8chan causes cancer


 No.122313

>>122216

Insects will avoid DE once it starts to kill them, so DE is basically a deterrent. After 3-4 days of stoppping DE I got the worst shit of my life, the number 6 on the Bristol stool scale. I don't know maybe DE causes clumping of all your shit, the fact it becomes like clay when wet leads me to suspect that it's like consuming clay but more powdery.

Poor man's fiber substitute, only recommend if you're desperate of curing your irritable bowel syndrome and increased fiber isn't cutting it.


 No.122314

>>122313

* the number 2 on the Bristol stool scale.


 No.122324

>>120484

but if you lost your mucus lining you would get sick and die, don't be retarded


 No.122456

OP here. Took a massive fucking shit and felt/saw blood dripping from my asshole this morning. Haven't had that happen in years (last time was from drinking a liter of aloe juice).

Gonna see a doctor if it doesn't clear up from vitamin E/collagen cream application over the next 48 hours.


 No.122459

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>>120523

>"vaginally-delivered children end up INGESTING shit, as they are born,,,"

EAT SHIT AND LIVE


 No.122496

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 No.122506

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>>122459

As a BR I recognize your shitposting skills and welcome you into the hall of shame.

I'm sure I can speak for my australian brother at >>122496 and tell you he thinks the same.


 No.122578

>>122456

Sounds like constipation to me, onset constipation since your shits are so big it's tearing your asshole open.


 No.122637

>>120399

My fucking sides hurt from reading this. 10/10 you're doing gods work Anon.

>>120487

Whats the matter, Anon? Can't bare to wait 20 hours in a hospital waiting room?


 No.122971

>>122637

>Whats the matter, Anon? Can't bare to wait 20 hours in a hospital waiting room?

Try waiting months because the guy you need refuses to help you without a note from some other fuckwit whom, in turn, refuses to give you the note for what you ask for and instead gives you tests you don't want or need for what you're seeing him for and then throws meds at you. If those tests involves bloodwork there is a 50/50 chance the hospital never heard of the guy then you need to do a back and forth for weeks if you make good time.


 No.122990

>>120267

broken glass would be cheaper bro


 No.123038

>>120523

>you just stop eating ALL calcium for 2-3 months and wait for the calcium to absorb back out (which it will).

Vitamin k2 is especially important and regulating calcium in your body, very underrated vitamin


 No.124786

File: aedca0305b2a49d⋯.jpg (33.89 KB, 500x265, 100:53, uhhhh.jpg)


 No.124798

>>122216

Strong fossile to shitposting ratio.


 No.127326

another archive just in case:

http://archive.is/uUWKZ


 No.127347

File: 54d30575eef64c5⋯.png (152.08 KB, 1029x411, 343:137, diatomaceus earth.PNG)

File: b71924cd690c1e9⋯.mp4 (237.98 KB, 400x400, 1:1, Diatomaceous Earth.mp4)

>>120267

Ahhhh, you too have seen the light that is Diatomaceus Earth™, brother?


 No.127355

so how much days for mercury detox? or are there some better options?


 No.127468

File: 2017735b1b72efb⋯.jpg (327.04 KB, 640x640, 1:1, Bad ass.jpg)

Wait,in what circumstance does one taste sex lube?

Sir did you have another male's lube covered genitalia in your mouth for a sufficient amount of time that you where able to make a mental note of the experience and use it for further reference?!?


 No.127486

Okay I haven't finished reading the thread yet, but OP: If you're trying to kill bacteria then you're retarded. Bacteria are very small, many times more so than an animal cell, and some of them have hard cell walls. And to damage a tissue you don't even need to cut the cells, just in between them. Your cells are more likely to get cut than the bacteria and you will do far more damage to your intestines than you will to the bacterial population, and they can breed faster than you can heal. Macroparasites? Yes, definitely. Protozoa? Maybe. Bacteria? I don't like your chances.

Maybe it would help by absorbing the bacteria like it absorbs nitroglycerine and physically pushing them out, but I doubt it.




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