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>damn, your body is a bit gross. Maybe it's time to start visiting gym?
>fuck off, only stupid Nazis need muscles. Actually fit body is a flaw for a hardcore soldier of upcoming socialist revolution like myself. Of course we're all anti-gunners but our revolution will still happen somehow
>you look tired, isn't it better for such distances to get a cheap used 50cc scooter instead of your bicycle?
>bicycle is the pinnacle of anti-capitalism resistance and Al Gore says Arctic ice will melt by 2013 because of the fuel, wake up people until it's too late
>no offense, but your vegan food sucks. You're missing literally thousands of fantastic dishes, you can't even eat a simple piece of cheese lol
>but I'm saving the planet you silly sheep, PETA says so
>ah, Chad's perfume smells so good! I wish all guys would smell in that way
>fragrances are overpriced capitalist bullshit for a mindless middlebrows. I did a research and it costs ~11 cents a day to use it, no smart person would do such thing
>dude, do you know your girlfriend is a massive slut?
>so what? You're just brainwashed by Christian patriarchal society so you think it's something bad. A famous atheist feminist blogger says just a few thousand years ago all people were polygamous, so I'll be a "cuckold" my entire life because I doubt she's wrong
>how are you supposed to explore the lake floor using that cheap fishing rod? You won't find a good place for a fishing in that way, just get a proper carbon rod
>and enrich capitalist scum? No, thanks
>etc, etc, etc