No.5243
>make a doomer meme of yourself
>post your politics
>what would you do on your last day alive
you realize that the "hopeless and depressed 18-30 year old male" demographic is the most dangerous one to the system right? you realize that all of you are on watch lists now right? DO NOT POST ANY PLANS, PERSONAL DETAILS, OR DETAILED POLITICAL VIEWS ON THIS BOARD. OR BETTER YET DO NOT POST AT ALL.
No.5244
>>5243
retarded /pol/ faggot back in the game again huh?
No.5248
>>5243
Of course I am being watched. I was being watched a long time before I started posting here. You have to assume you are always being watched, just as you have to assume that every gun is loaded. In fact, you have to assume that you are always under the sentence of death.
No.5249
>>5243
>OR DETAILED POLITICAL VIEWS ON THIS BOARD.
This board isn't for politics anyway so those fags should remove themselves already.
No.5254
>plans and political views
i dont have either lol
No.5255
>you realize that the "hopeless and depressed 18-30 year old male" demographic is the most dangerous one to the system right
We are gentle sorts who simply want to be left alone. Outcast does not mean monster.
No.5256
>doomer
>not a [REDACTED] [EXPUNGED] op
mfw
No.5261
>>5255 (checked)
yup, I just want to live on an island and binge-watch Friends and 90210 while the whole world goes to hell.
No.5264
>>5254
>>plans and political views
>i dont have either lol
>
Too relatable
No.5266
>>5254
pretty much this and also this:
>>5261
>>5243
Your IP and credit card info was sold at local vietnamese market for 1 fresh fish. Thanks for logging in.
No.5278
>>5243
>implying doomers give a fuck
we don't.
No.5280
>>5243
>you realize that the "hopeless and depressed 18-30 year old male" demographic is the most dangerous one to the system right?
Well looks like I found a reason to stay alive
No.5287
>>5266
>credit card info
jokes on you I don't have a (((bank account)))
No.5288
>>5261
>Friends
>90210
shit taste
No.5296
>>5261
>90210
fuck yeah
>Friends
fuck no
>>5255
>We are gentle sorts who simply want to be left alone. Outcast does not mean monster.
as long as i don't take jew pills i barely have enough motivation to get out of bed let alone shoot up a mall
>>5243
>being afraid of being arrested
i simply would not give a shit if someone locked me up in a hole
No.5297
>>5249
>dont post things i dont like
kys
No.5299
>>5243
>he believes that the government gives a shit about us
No.5307
>>5288
dubs of truth
grow up and binge british "skins" instead
No.5352
>dangerous
>watchlist
Saleel al Sawarim
Allahu Ackbar
Long Live Bin Laden
Saddam did Nothing Wrong
Khashoggi was a traitor
hello NSA-san, I opened this thread to give a big fuck you to all of you
No.5361
>>5307
To each his own, but pardon me if decide to choose the wholesome over the pretentious, and sunny California over some soggy island in the North Sea.
No.5362
>>5352
>DDoSing the NSA with spurious threats
based.
No.5363
>>5361
I don't know if it's just me but I think I have weather related depression or something. Every morning when I see Sun, I feel like it would be better just to end myself asap. Sunny days are giving me this and I don't know why. Now in winter it's different since the days are really short and Sun is very weak. Never heard about anybody who actually has this and isn't poseur trying to be goth or something.
No.5372
>>5363
I have felt it too, sudden exposure to outside light can be jarring, specially if you live in an apartment without windows. But if you live in a naturally bright and well-ventilated place, it's not really a problem.
No.5519
>>5352
I wasn't expecting anything else from your flag.
No.5540
>>5255
Ironically its the older demographic (30 - 60) thats actually more dangerous. Theyre the ones mouthing off on live TV or podcasts about the "good ol days" with more money and authority to build a fanbase, but hey, adulthood is secondary adolescence.
Remember, its not the sin thats wrong but who commits it.
A 45 year old man ogling at teen girls is a-OK, but a 15-year old boy javcking odf to hentai is allegedly a "rapist/psychopath."
People obsess way too much about teenagers' hobbies. Yet they overlook the degeneracy of the adult world.
>"B-b-but muh brain development."
>"When I was your age, I never had ( insert recent technology/ cultural product here)"
> "I'm an adult I do what I want"
Adults forget that they have the most influence on human history, yet they freak out about teenagers in their silly fads.
I mean come on, are memes more physically/neurologically letal than alcohol?
If you say yes, than you need to remove the rosy glasses.
All you guys with your "Lol, stupid Gen Z" and you indulge on cringy edgy entertainment that while not known to zoomers is still just as bad.
No.5544
>>5243
Let's see what happens when I put the word honeypot into my anti-jewish translator…
>intensely intricate processing noises
>Translation incoming
>INTERNET
No.5654
>>5648
>first its the simple shit like joint pain, and you get tired a little bit earlier than before, but its all downhill from there.
Fucking this. I wish weaknesses of carbon based physicality would never be known to me/
No.5667
>>5243
I thought this was the board for being a whiny emo.
>>5249
This guy's got the half of it. It's not about taking a political stance. It's about whining with as much futility as your broken heart can manage.
No.5707
>>5243
But I don't care
I don't say that to be edgy, I just mean the fuck is so great about my life? What you gonna seize that property I don't have? How about threaten my family who thinks I'm insane anyway? Oh maybe you'll imprison me and i can basically rot away like I fucking do already.
Yeah maybe if you got a nice middle class life that applies. Spoiler fam: Capitalism is a contradiction. Any radical thinking person is just as beneficiary as dangerous to the system. All depends on whose watching at that juncture and if they can manipulate.
I just wanna get rid of moderators. That's it. I have no fantasies about political upheavel or "eating the rich". Antagonizing someone like me would be counter productive when all you'd have to do is just ignore me or may even get something out of me if you gimme what I want.
People who believe in something are on higher priority than people who don't. That's why serial killers and school shooters often go ignored until it's too late. They literally pose no threat to the apparatus and they know it. They're just mad. No shit, we're all mad.
I'm not even judging them. Fuck their victims. I'm just being real.
No.5711
>>5648
I think youre just too burned out from life to tolerate Gen Z culture. And as for the whole "muh Gen Z is dumber/weaker than Millennials" is just stroking your ego. I like how folks like you think youre all so mature and strong just bc you didnt have Internet growing up yet you all ran around like jackasses with trends and cannot remember any specific dates or names for more than five minutes. But you love to brag about your delinquent misadventures from back in the day.
You must be an early Millennial ror Gen Xer, right?
No.5720
>>5243
>this entire board reeks of honeypot
yeah its a honeypot for the latvian secret service. watch what you say or they will send you an email.
No.5723
>>5648
good post. when the internet became common i was already 17. so for me it was always about research. i learned a lot, however in the early days a lot of the red pills still weren't streamlined, so i found myself like meme related. now you can get red pilled on massive topics like women, world affairs, economics so quickly because you have years of debunking that has been going on by now.
its crazy to sometimes meet 20 year olds just as "woke" as i am. i envy that they didn't have to do the research we did.
No.5772
i for one encourage generation zyklon daily. i have high hopes for you. not for anything else though
No.5778
Radical Accelerationism.
Same thing I do everyday, accelerate society. How? I'm not telling you, you'd just try and stop me.
No.5783
>>5770
"Well there you go again."
The typical "my generation may be bad, but yours is worse" deflection. Generation X did this with Millennials ten years ago. Now, it's your turn. You probably think Gen Z is all SJW , right? Just because we dont listen to the "claassics" (i.e grunge, heavy metal, 90s TV) right?
I find that alot of these "kids these days" types like you are always in low points in life.
And I deal with men in your age group who are still stuck in middle school mentally and indulge on the same tech as the zoomers yet they think themselves mature just bc of their age, yet all have deliquent histories,
No.5810
>>5778
is this an esoteric jesuit reference?
No.5833
>>5775
The idea is that we are dying since the moment our parents did it together. You are right, there is a peak in life and then it goes downhill but also since you start develop in mother's womb, your risk of getting cancer increases simply because cells like to fuck everything up from time to time. Existence is more nigger than majority of people think. If there will be a day when we will be able to reliably "cure" any type of cancer then I would say we finally cheated the nature.
No.5834
>>5833
Nothing has ever been "cured"… Nor will it ever, unless we can evolve, and sustaining a race by forcing breeding limits is as effective as forcing evolution by dipping everyone in toxic waste.
You start to die from the second your sperm wiggles off the chain, before it becomes anything.
You are not half mom and half dad, they are only about half, total… At the most… Otherwise we would all be clones and the land and waters would be covered in living clone sperm.
Every child born is a mutation, and virtually cancer, if they reproduce and make something similar to themselves. (children)
No.5836
At least someone is paying attention to me :D
No.5944
If you're talking about doing violent/illegal shit on the internet and you get v& its just natural selection really.
No.5948
>>5243
given up on politics, too much effort. i can't be bothered typing too much of all those, and they sound like datamining/bait anyways.
No.5949
>>5948
cont.
the feds can watch me, maybe theyd learn something, or maybe degrade even more.
>>5648
>completely defenseless weak-ass faggots
let us die and crumble.
No.6009
>>5948
>they sound like datamining
<Johnson, how is that datamining coming? we have got to pre-empt the doomer uprising
>sir im trying, everytime i think im getting somewhere im thrown for a loop. they seem to have a strange fascination with winona ryder and alcohol
<what does that mean Johnson!?
>sir, i just dont know, maybe its bigger than we assumed. it could be code. apparently its a vast international network unified by an ideology called nazbol. i've tried to understand it sir, but it just doesn't make sense
<we'll get a bigger team on it Johnson. one of these days they'll all go down. every last one of them.
No.6015
>>6009
day 7
>I put a team together with the task of looking into a new subculture called /doomer/ism. At first we were making real progress and identifying potential leads. But around day three reports were no longer being submitted in a timely manner. As of today I haven't received anything regarding work conducted yesterday. I decided to go to the computer lab where the team was researching. Upon entering the room the lights were off, when I flipped the switch 7 of the 12 team members yelled at me and one called me a nigger. At this point I called them all to attention as insubordination is unacceptable. Upon examination most of the men looked and smelled drunk. Cans of copenhagen dip lie strewn about and I could hear what sounded like eastern european post punk coming from the headphones by the computers. I immediately sent the group to be evaluated, I fear this /doomer/ism may be a foreign intelligence psyop program. Initial data collected from recent search terms and other input are inconclusive but not typical for teams of this nature. "Big tiddy goth bitches" was the most commonly searched term followed by attempts to find out whether or not certain women are jewish. After that it's a combination of input about alcohol and searches for obscure, fringe political philosophies. I am recommending the investigation of this movement be escalated to military intelligence.
No.6045
>>6015
I can't wait until some schmuck at the New York Times writes an op-ed naming 'doomers' as the latest group of acceptable targets after they have completely worn out 'alt-right' and 'incel'. Bonus points if it is just in time for the 2020 democratic nominee to denounce 'doomers' in a speech. Followed by anybody slightly right-leaning on twitter being called a doomer by the bluecheck crowd.
No.6046
>>5895
Once again the projecting. Let it out. Let it all out. Ya know what? I know why you early Millennials and Gen Xers like to talk shit about your juniors. Its bc youre obsessed with masculinity, trying to prove your (faux) manliness to Boomer elders who could not care less.
>"I bet you get fucked in the ass by millennials all day"
Nope. Not even close. But feel free to feel like an "adult" by insulting someone you assume to be a zoomer just because said user disagrees with you. Go back to your smug scowl-faced, chain-smoking, sailor-mouth screeching celebrities who can only rant about women and politics because thats all they know (*cough* Bill Hicks).
Time to grow up neo-Boomer. Need to put away the bottle and abstain from the chanosphere.
No.6049
They already know enough and they know enough to know that enough is enough, had enough yet?
But seriously, Germanbru. What are they going to do exactly? Grow a pair of fucking balls, lad.
No.6050
>>6046
per
>>5783
>You probably think Gen Z is all SJW , right? Just because we dont listen to the "claassics"
>we
It would be standard reading comprehension to assume you are a zoomer from your own words.
No.6228
>>6015
day 27
>I've stopped reporting all finding to HQ. Roaming brownouts plague this new hellscape of burning cars and random chimpouts. Roaming bands of gothic warlords are attacking everyone in sight. All I can say for sure is that this is either a plague, or maybe a sudden realization that existence is a nigger. Wait. What am I saying? I don't even trust myself anymore. This will be my last recording for awhile, only done so future salvo squads can try to understand what happened to this world. This timetable is as such: one of our lead analysts went crazy. They all did. They broke all the lights and boarded up the windows. The music they played was beyond description, but it was intoxicating. Obsessed with his belief in a "point of no return" he took a fire axe to the plumbing. After that there was only booze. Even the soda machine was destroyed. The lead analyst started pumping subliminal messages into fortnite twitch streams and anime channels. It didn't take long. Oh God, I won't even repeat the horror. It was an all out collapse of everything normal and natural. I was only able to take one last picture before my camera died. Attached for full disclosure.
No.6243
>>6228
day 48
<military intelligence entry 20190517
>Forty days ago research on /doomer/ism was forwarded to this department on suspicion of foreign involvement. Initial analysis suggested Russia due to the eastern European leadership of the movement. So far three teams have been committed to psychological evaluation as this investigation has progressed. I have assumed responsibility of the matter as of four days ago. Our greatest problem so far is the mysterious image this project has undertaken. When escalated to the third team, people outside the investigation began to inquire as to what the team was looking into. We had not yet properly classified this as Secure Compartmentalized Information, leading to information being shared outside the team to others with appropriate security clearances. So far eleven people have been relieved of duty and a two day leave had been issued to remove all information regarding this research from outside the teams directly tasked with its examination. After the leave, an additional 23 intelligence analysts had to be removed from their barracks due to an inability to motivate themselves to return to their duties. We have observed a 100% rate of drunkenness amongst all affected servicemen. I have yet to do any first hand research and have primarily been evaluating what scattered data remains from the work of the previous teams.
>My initial report is one of grave concern, not from the data, but from its impact upon the human psyche. The CIA has been for decades now fostering aggression between far left and far right groups with revolutionary ideals through operation Mockingbird. It appears that this is a cult which uses a combination of melancholic worldviews, depressive music and art, low exposure to sunlight, advocation of chronic alcoholism, the aesthetic of women from the gothic subculture and the deification of Winona Rider to enable these fringe elements to become comrades. It is so effective that even NAZIs and Communists are coming together. This, combined with the ideologies infectious nature, as evinced by the psychological impact upon servicemen, are a cause for great alarm. I strongly advocate the quarantine of this culture and only highly supervised future research.
No.6298
My plan is to do the same thing tomorrow I do every day.
No.6299
>>5720
What do I have to say to get the email? I could use some human contact.
No.6305
>>6299
E-mail is expensive and being talkative isn't really something present in this part of the world, compared to west at least. Imagine meeting random person on street and saying something like "hey, how are you doing". You are all bunch of creeps.
No.6318
>>5648
>we got fucked by things like participation awards,
That's not true. I never got a participation award in my life, and I'm an unmotivated pussy!
No.6320
>>6243
Keep it up brother great stuff. I await this future.
>>6318
Sufficient condition != necessary condition
No.6323
>>6320
I will do another tonight.
No.6402
>>6243
<automated analysis, military intelligence 20190715
<subject doomerism
<SCI Restricted
<Access Need to Know Only
<Report to follow
>System data input origin date 20190609
>Total casualties reported 207
>Date of removal from human analysts 20190602
<Key Attributes to Follow
>Origin Unknown
>Purpose Unknown
>Existence == string b = "Nigger";
>Crippling depression/exhaustion/frustration/hatred, which of these is unclear
>Alone
>string 404 = "not found";
>Dreams == 404;
>Hope == 404;
>Love == digital_only;
>Happiness == string a = "comedic concept";
>Alcohol == true;
<further analysis impossible, cannot process parameter "goth bitches" or parameter "Nazbol"
<queuing for further human analysis…
No.6403
>>6402
sorry I haven't taken a c++ class in 11 years, I hope this doesn't piss you off BO.
No.6467
>>6402
>== for assignment
>variable name beginning with a number
No.6472
>>6467
I'll stick to essays from now on.
No.6525
>>5540
36 here, scuse me. actually the 90s fucking sucked. I'd prefer it be pre-WW1 you idiot. 1910s motherfucker.
No.6526
>>6402
you should show me how to do that C++ shit so I can do some funny fucking memes at people I don't like
No.6540
>>6525
37 here. i liked the 90's, and the 80's everything else sucks.
No.6546
>>5243
https://8ch.net/who.html
(((https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%82%B8%E3%83%A0%E3%83%BB%E3%83%AF%E3%83%88%E3%82%AD%E3%83%B3%E3%82%B9)))
"According to AERA 's article, he himself was a soldier of the former US Army , and since that time he was engaged in work related to the Internet [2] ." Hmmmmmmm…
No.6583
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>6540
take this 90's polish happy music
No.6687
>>6583
>happy music
<not available in your country
there is no end to this doom
No.7647
No.7654
>>6526
take a c++ intro and look at >>6467 for corrections in my syntax. I am not the one to ask.
No.7662
>>6526
>>7654
You don't want to rewrite it in C++, trust me.
No.7681
>>7662
what is the most doomer programming language? **I'd say Malbolge, but you are just cheating with esoteric programming languages. *
No.7688
No.7689
>>6540
It's mostly the politics of the 90s I can't stand. The music was ok
No.7690
Fuck Yiddie Vedder though
No.7896
>>5243
Well, have you noticed how low grade the "replies" are to everything unless they want to dress it up as an "open" forum? Do you know what topology is?
No.7981
>>5255
This. I just want to read literature, play vidya, and lift weights.
No.7982
>>5255
Hit the nail on the head mate. I hope you have a good day.
No.7990
>>7681
>Doomer comforticus nostalgicus
C
>Doomer, The vidya developer
C++
>Doomer utilitarian
Bash
>Doomer regular
Common Lisp
>Doomer beyond any point of recovery
Objective-C
>Doomer asperger
Assembly
>The eternal doomtranny, programming socks edition
Haskell
>Fedoramer
Brainfuck, Forth
>Boomer larping as doomer
COBOL, BASIC, Fortran
>Zoomer larping as doomer
Python, Java, JS, C#
No.7993
>>7990
Nice, also
>Hipster post-punk doomer
Ruby
>Normalnigger larping as a boomer larping as a doomer in a nested double-larp
Go
>doomtranny chaser, bugman supreme edition
Rust
>(((DOOMER)))
Swift
No.7995
>>7994
ahh forgot about old Corey. The best part of that own was how they used a page generated with Microsoft Word.
No.7997
>>7995
Based sergey or what his name was. Epic lincuck koders laughed on twitter he made it in Word, I thought it was the most ironic part of it. Definitely well played.