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 No.3619>>3623 >>3644 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

Just spent $150 dollars on 3 empty fucking dab pen cartridges. That was pretty much my plan to make the Christmas holidays tolerable, but I guess my dumb ass deserves this for not checking before I hand over the money.

Who else is involuntarily sober for a while?

 No.3620>>3621

You could have gotten an AR-15 lower receiver, burger.


 No.3621>>3905

>>3620

I have no need nor desire for a firearm. If I want to kill myself, I know where I can buy some heroin.


 No.3623>>3625

>>3619 (OP)

i dont know what that is, but whisky is where its at for the wintertime for me.


 No.3624>>3625 >>3626

Wait….

>empty cartridges

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A CUCK


 No.3625>>3633

>>3623

The active chemical in Marijuana is THC, vape pens use cartridges filled with Marijuana concentrate oil. While Marijuana is difficult to conceal from authorities/landlords/parents, and may only contain 30-40% THC (and that's particularly potent), dab carts can contain 85%-95% THC. I've personally never seen one claim any less than 85%.

>>3624

Yeah they come in little boxes, it was a quick handoff and I didn't check them until the plug was long gone. It's my fault for trusting the fucking hoodrat with such a large transaction.


 No.3626>>3630

>>3624

I should also note that the fucking moron leaves his location on on snapchat, so I know exactly where he works and in which apartment complex he lives. I'm still not sure if I care enough to go slit his tires.


 No.3630>>3634

>>3626

definitely do it, make the piece of shit use your money to buy new tires, but now your dumbass has incriminated yourself, holy shit. you really are stupid


 No.3633>>3635

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>>3625

I'd mail you one, but you probably wouldn't want to share your address with anyone from here


 No.3634>>3850 >>3853

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>>3630

yeah because the drug dealer is going to call the cops, and when they arrive, they're definitely gonna do a deep-sweep of nearby online activity to trace down who really slit this hoodrat drug-dealer's tires


 No.3635>>3637

>>3633

it also probably wouldn't make it from Germany to Burgerland before I leave on the 27th.

Thanks for the thought though.


 No.3637>>3640

>>3635

I don't even know why it says I'm in Germany, I'm using a burger VPN node from burgerland.


 No.3640

>>3637

Ah. Well.

If you were in San Antonio, I'd give you a location to meet. If I get robbed twice in a row, it'll at least probably push me over into getting on a train to Oakland and ODing on the finest opioids in the country.


 No.3644>>3646

>>3619 (OP)

> involuntarily sober

'insob' needs to be a thing.


 No.3646

>>3644

From this point until next monday I will insist on identifying as Insob.


 No.3648>>3651

Don't just jam a knife into a tire, that's a surefire way to a knife in your eye. It's far safer to remove the valve stems with pliers. Another fun fact: shards from spark plugs to break windows with no effort.


 No.3651

>>3648

nice tips, good looking out frien.


 No.3652

I feel you. I wasted $90 on 300g of kratom last week because I sent it to my old address in a condominium. I was platinum mad.


 No.3658

My usual supplier of weed got robbed. Obviously I was symathetic to his plight but more bothered that I would have no good weed for Christmas.

But as a Christmas miracle I found a new guy to buy weed off and it seems to be well priced and good quality.


 No.3850>>3899

>>3634

shit u right but still dont be a fucking idiot and blog about what illegal shit you plan to do, you think the glow-niggers aren't lurking here? come on now


 No.3853

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>>3634

drugs dealers be like "I hate pigs" until their life is in danger. you picked your lifestyle now stick with it. vid related.


 No.3899

>>3850

Busted by glowniggers for slashing someone's tires. Consequences will never be the same.


 No.3905

>>3621

What would that be like?


 No.3908

Who even buys dab cartridge if you're not in a legal state. I don't wan't damn niggers making black market dab cartridges, who knows what they will do to it.

This post was made by flower gang


 No.3912>>3915 >>3972 >>3975

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I get piss tested 4-6 times a week and even have to wear a leg bracelet that detects alcohol use. I usually spend christmas drunk and alone and I can't even do that this year.


 No.3915>>3916 >>3972

>>3912

Do shrooms, tests don't check for psilocybin


 No.3916>>3917

>>3915

tbh since i got on papers ive cut connection with everyone to stay out of trouble. im not about to just ask some random nigger.

plus, i dunno man. these new piss test they do are fucking wild. myself and several other people who were in jail ended up there because of something that "shouldn't have shown up"


 No.3917

>>3916

Uh, smoke cigarettes then I guess


 No.3972>>3982 >>4200

>>3915

you don't just "do shrooms" casually like you would smoke weed, that would break your brain. plus you cant take them more than once or twice a week before tolerance sets in

>>3912

>I get piss tested 4-6 times a week

What the fuck? They come to your house nearly every goddamn day just to make sure some fucking doomer isn't smoking the ganja?


 No.3975

>>3912

>I usually spend christmas drunk and alone and I can't even do that this year.

true doom


 No.3982>>3993

>>3972

No shit, anyone who does any drug more than occasionally (as in every fucking day) is a retarded nigger.

Blazing it up every day multiple times a day is fucking stupid.


 No.3993

>>3982

dude weed is like a 1.5x stronger than caffeine and nicotine lmao

shoooms are like 10 million times stronger than caffeine and nicotine


 No.4200

>>3972

>come to your house

no nigga they make me go to the jail nearly 30 minutes from my house by car

AND THEY WONT LET ME DRIVE


 No.7894

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