▶ No.1950>>1954
>>1947 (OP)
The scary thing about OP's post is… even tho it was meant to be satirical, it's actually true… those guys STANK!
▶ No.1954
>>1950
>even tho it was meant to be satirical
no it wasnt. my shower broke and i havent fixed it yet, because that would require leaving this trailer and interacting with the world. i just dont have it in me to bathe this week.
▶ No.1955>>1989 >>2004
i shower just once a month. if i go too long it turns into uti
▶ No.1989
>>1955
>i shower just once a month. if i go too long it turns into uti
▶ No.1990>>2001
at this point i just wear the same tanktop, sweater and camo sweatpants everyday. i still wear sandals even though there's snow outside. my hair stands on end from lack of washing. this must be the pre-dread stage that hippies experience. on the bright side i dont have anyone to impress.
▶ No.2001
>>1990
>i still wear sandals even though there's snow outside
even in shoes once there's ice on the ground it feels like my toes are going to snap off. impressive
▶ No.2003>>2128 >>2138
sometimes i smell so much i can't sleep and have to wrap the cover over me tightly so my body odour doesn't escape
▶ No.2004
>>1955
just piss in the sink and wash your dick right after
▶ No.2017
I don't shower formally, just the hobo shower is enough for me. Isopropyl Alcohol all around the smelly parts and undercarriage.
▶ No.2054>>2091
damn, this got real dark real fast.
▶ No.2091
>>2054
Should have been /stinky
▶ No.2128>>2146
>>2003
Just fucking shower you nigger.
▶ No.2132>>2137
I don't get how you can go sleep and smell like shit. It would drive me insane.
▶ No.2136>>2139
How do you stand the itching though? It's unbearable.
▶ No.2137>>2268
>>2132
This. If I don't bath for a day I hate that sticky feeling on my skin. I seriously cannot comprehend how people just 100 years ago didn't clean themselves properly every day.
▶ No.2138
>>2003
Are you an ethnic dutch or do you have immigrant background?
▶ No.2139>>2140
▶ No.2140>>2141
>>2139
You don't itch when you haven't washed?
▶ No.2141>>2142
>>2140
Shouldn't that be quite the opposite though? I mean, if you don't shower oils your skin produces gather on your skin and when you wash you get rid of them which makes your skin dry and thus it itches. Maybe you should fix your diet if your skin itches naturally. I'm suffering though these first weeks of winter since the air is dry and I can either skip 1 day of shower and feel dirty or spend unhealthy amounts of time creaming my whole body.
▶ No.2142>>2144
>>2141
I can confirm I have it exactly the opposite way. When I DO NOT shower my skin itches.
▶ No.2144
>>2142
the itch stops when the layer of grease settles into your pours hardening into an armored slick of gasoline and piss like stench that protects you from itch employment and sex.
▶ No.2146>>2269
>>2128
i can't. i only have two sets of clothes and it's been raining so i can't wash and dry my other clothes and it's summer so the heating has been turned off
▶ No.2149>>2150
I have also another problem and I kind of hate myself for that and that is that my hair get greasy too fast. It takes half a day for me and my hair are greasy as fuck and it itches and is extremely uncomfortable. I have to wash my head twice a day during summer.
▶ No.2150
>>2149
On top of that I sweat abnormaly lot and I don't know why even after I consulted that with my physician. I don't understand how people don't have sweat spots on t-shirt during hot summer days.
▶ No.2268
>>2137
what're you? italian? greek? how much oil do you exude?
▶ No.2269
>>2146
>and it's summer so the heating has been turned off
what? its winter in the states atm
▶ No.2270
alright boys, my streak is over. i shaved my head and took a bath yesterday. now i start building my scent again. uhhhhhhh
▶ No.2285>>2304
>he doesn't take ice cold baths
It's fucking amazing, just don't die
▶ No.2302
I shower once a week or so, oily hair doesnt feel nice to me and its entertaining to see the dead skin cells roll off you
▶ No.2304>>2331 >>2340
>>2285
>Northmen and their cold baths.
Although i must agree that sometimes the cold feels real nice, like a windless winter day
▶ No.2331>>2340 >>2360
>>2304
It's Winter, and I sleep with an open window, naked.
▶ No.2340
>>2304
>>2331
>all these mad Germanics
Atleast you dont have to endure 40+ degrees Celsius at Summer…
▶ No.2344>>2380
I only shower because the smell starts to bother me after 3 days.
▶ No.2360
>>2331
>not sleeping in an ice bath
God, you're lame.
▶ No.2380
>>2344
>brazilians talking about race
▶ No.4101>>4104 >>7775
>haven't showered for around a week
>take shower
>it's like my body is covered in olive oil
feels good man
▶ No.4104
▶ No.4856
>mosquitoes can't penetrate my skin any more
showering is cancer
▶ No.7775
Best thread so far.
>>4101
I usually only shower once a week, because by then my head starts itching, and my hair is all greasy, and gets tangled up (I have curly hair). After showering, my skin feels extremely smooth, but tbh, I mostly shower to keep up a bare minimum standard of appearance.
▶ No.7779
>>1947 (OP)
I used to shower twice a day. Moved back here and do it less now.