Listening to Christian Media while sleeping = Doom?

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▶Listening to Christian Media while sleeping = Doom? Doomer 03/06/19 (Wed) 17:02:05 No.11147>>11194 [Watch Thread][Show All Posts]

I know this is a strange thing to say but it's based off of my own strange observation. If you believe this thread belongs in /x/, I'm okay with that. I'm a /christian/ and each time I've gone to bed whilst listening to Christian media (e.g. leaving my TV on GOD TV or EWTN whilst I sleep), if I went to mass the next day, the priest would always have a homily on the end times and how it's important to be ready for the end times. Is it possible that listening to Christian media whilst you sleep brings you closer to the end days? Has anyone ever tried this? Or heard of it before? I know it's a strange thing to say but please let me know what you think.

▶Doomer 03/06/19 (Wed) 17:43:33 No.11152>>11194

Christianity is nothing but rebranded astrology, literally. Your end times are nothing more than end of "age of pisces", which will be in next century. The other thing is if you priest is talking about end-times, that is just typical conservative breakdown christians now have because the only times that are coming are end times for christianity. Anyway sure, you shape your reality. Nothing in this universe is coincidence and there are connections of events which may be to many people strange. I'm sorry I couldn't give you positive answer but christianity as religion is total scam. The only thing they "have" now is certain set of values which you can have even without christianity, in same manner, you can speak with God even without church. Study randomness.

▶Doomer 03/06/19 (Wed) 17:45:58 No.11154>>11156

>christianity

>tfw not baptized

>tfw I go straight to Satan Claws after I die even if I die naturally

I am looking forward to meet this horned guy

So many things I want to ask him

▶Doomer 03/06/19 (Wed) 17:47:30 No.11156>>11170

>>11154

I hate Satan because that fucker must have bigger metal collection than I do and that makes me really angry.

▶Doomer 03/06/19 (Wed) 18:41:21 No.11170

I just saw I originally wanted to write Satan Clause…

>>11156

I think it is also safe to say that he is the original doomer/rebel/outcast

He saw the normalfaggotry in heaven and was disgusted by it

so he goes on to create paradise for the freaks and weirdos

The great cloud dude is surely assblasted about it even today

▶Doomer 03/06/19 (Wed) 18:43:20 No.11171>>11195

christianity is for niggers

▶Doomer 03/06/19 (Wed) 23:53:45 No.11194

>>11152

Astrology believe in multiple gods, Christians are strictly monotheistic.

>>11147 (OP)

I'll have to try this as a Christian Esoteric

▶Doomer 03/06/19 (Wed) 23:54:26 No.11195

>>11171

The Eternal Leaf. Day of the rake when?

/doomer/ - Doomers Club★

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