>>9789
This is the last time I go out with Steve to celebrate. "We'll avoid bars" "I just need to pick something up" "Just one for the road" "I paid for it already… no, no it's soda!". NOW LOOK WHERE I AM!
>you are in need of an adventuring party
Um, I already "defeated" the demon lord. Why would I-
>I'm going to give you some gifts
Sign me up!
>see powers
ಠ_ಠ ok
>Drawbacks first
>Mating Season
I just need to satisfy
>Slave Master
I just need to build a bond
>6+2=8 points
>Pocket Dimension 2(6)
Time stopped dimension is OP. I can learn anything here, and even if I die, I'll still retain my mental skills
>Money 1(5)
Money can solve more problems than people give it credit
>Pleasure 1(4)
It's for the drawback! Honest!
>Extended Health 2(2)
Permanent peak-human body is OP
>Book of Magic 2(0)
Fast track to magi-tech town is OP
>Skipping to initial harem picks
>Acacia
Can relate, I always beat myself up over what I say or do… every single time
>Yuki
see Yuki's fetish
heart boner intensifies
plus, dat Genki grin
>jobs I have for you
>giving you things I don't want
Are you bribing me to do your chores in exchange for stuff you were going to throw anyway?
You're lucky I'm still a sucker for magic items
>Jobs in order
>Tutoring Lin and Rin
Gonna take them to the Pocket Dimension and tutor them for years if I have to. Eventually, they'll learn to get along, among other things. I'll return them home after, since I'm not into incest nor abusing my position as their teacher. Maybe I'll teach them magic once in a while, turn them into magical girls
Gained: 1 point and bag of holding
Spend point on upgrading Acacia's gift
>Vampire Crusaders
I'll just 'All you need is kill' my way through her armies, resurrecting and coming back every time, until I find a way. Acacia's luck should help me guess where to start
Gained: 2 points, Vampire princess, Time Stop, and enslavement collar
Spend points on upgrading Yuki's (Mating Season is now more doable) and Kastell's gifts
>Mechanical Artes [1 Guntank]
Four months?! I'll take a century or two inside my pocket dimension, thank you very much!
No matter how many Mechas the corp has, I just need to get them before they launch the attack, or at least, as soon as they launch it. After I git gud for centuries as well as upgrade the Guntank using Book Of Magic to Gustav levels of ridiculous plz-nerf destruction in the pocket dimension (not to mention 'All you need is kill'-ing my way through, with every death or failure granting me more experience), the corp will be a piece of cake
Gained: FTL, an android (I loved my Guntank too much, and the Angel was feeling extra mischievous that day), fleshcrafting, and 3 points
Buy Shape Shifter 2 (I'll just turn into Bahamut) and Suggestion 1
>Panzer Vor
Well what do you know, a Guntank is a tank. 'nuff said
Gained: A tank battalion, their commander, mind-reading, and 4 points
"Buy" Primrose, upgrade her gift, Book of Law1, and Suggestion2
>War in the West
Here comes the big one. I'll mobilize my tanks(magically enhanced), Guntank(Fran takes my seat as commander), Bahamut(me, invisible, with time-stop powers, magi-tech power armor), magical girls (Lin&Ran), vampire slave(Kastell) flesh golems, as well as the militaries of leaders I invisibly snuck up on and possessed to temporarily sign over their militaries to me (posession doesn't count as directly forcing them I think)
Unto the breach!
Gained?: Straits of Gibraltar(limitless source of tolls), the allied General, Gun Skillz, and 4 points
Buy Money2, Scansion2, and upgrade Marisa's gift
>Adventures of Another World
Oh well, I'm bored of this world. Time to go Dragon hunt-I mean find the mage.
Finding her should be easy once I spread my flesh golems all around the world as scouts
Dragon Lord, meet Bahamut(me) the Dragon God
Gained: Portal Magic, a snooty Dragon Lord(Lady), time looping, and 3 points
Buy Wanderer2, and upgrade Elrond's gift
Did I win?