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Prison CYOA Adventurer 05/02/15 (Sat) 22:20:02 No.849

Choos thine fate, you silly criminal

Adventurer 05/03/15 (Sun) 21:47:41 No.852

First instinct was to get the immortality to negate the lost youth from spending all that time away from civilization, but then I'd have to take body boost an body remodelling too so then I'm looking at at least 20 years, to get something better than dehumanizing torture I'd have to double it again to 40. Doesn't feel worth it.

Maybe I should just try to make those 10 years comparable to normal life in quality.

>Small bedroom (18)

>basic kitchen (17)

>fruit, veggies and cookables (13)

>wardrobe, washer (11)

these are not freaking fair

>unlimited library (9)

>gym (7)

>waifu (3)

vetoing the sex permit because it's stupid

>visits from friends and family (1)

>small extra room (0)

to leave the library

It doesn't say what your starting amount of item spaes is

Adventurer 05/09/15 (Sat) 08:44:28 No.858

>>849

Do I need to buy a bedroom and a living room? I see one of the living room images having a bed so I doubt it, but then whats the point of the good bedroom if you can get it plus more In the large living room? I'll assume it's not a requirement for this choice.

>80 year addition

>Medium Living Room - 4

>Unlimited library/Music - 2

>Drugs - 2

>Medicine - 1

>Vegatables - 1

>Body Boost - 10

>Body remodeling - 10

>Immortality - 10

I'll spend my time pondering and attempting to achieve oneness with the Tao. My life will consist of doing drugs while listening to awesome music and reading the wisdom of those who have contemplated Man's Final End. I'll nibble on some veggies from time to time at first, but I'll eventually move beyond the need for it. I feel the boosts aren't necessary and are there just as a precaution. I'm certain I'd achieve immortality regardless and its really there to stop me from putting those points into distractions.

Adventurer 05/09/15 (Sat) 11:00:30 No.859

> waifu - can be a willing real or a fictional person

My autistic sense is tingling.

> fictional person

> anything I imagine is fiction

> waifu can be any person I imagine

> parahuman biological AI with human-compatible brain-jacks capable of simulating a virtual environment, solving ethics, and taking over the world for Good through nothing but an internet connection (e.g. by creating AI viruses) can also be a person

> can create the above and live out 10 years in a VR environment while the earth is turned into a paradise

>>852

Logically, you start with zero item spaces, though you get one for free with the simple dining area.

Adventurer 05/13/15 (Wed) 11:48:39 No.866

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Damn, the point loss from having a waifu who you can also have sex with is a serious drain. But I think I can construct a tolerable ten-year stay.

>Small bedroom

>Small Living Room

>Medium Extra Room

>Workshop

(this is a personal choice, it's in no way optimal, 2many points and spaces lost for little value to most people)

>Library (get off the computer and read a book nigga)

>Wardrobe

>Washer

(these are annoying dumps of useful points and space, but being naked even with your waifu will get old in ten years)

>Good bathroom

Fuck ten years of cold showers.

>Waifu & Sex permit

Aww yiss

>Simple dining area

It's the only dining area on offer, and it's an extra space for 0 points, what's not to like

>Bland food

Yeah, sorry. With a waifu in tow and a couple of leisure options you basically have to choose between food or clothes.

>Basic kitchen

Spices should help make that gruel a bit more palatable.

Points spent: 20/10

Spaces filled: 7/7

Some tips for other players:

*Enlarging your living room gives you fewer spaces-per-point than adding extra rooms

*Space isn't as crucial as points

*So the PC may not be as good a deal as it looks

*Nice food chews up hella points, pun intended.

Adventurer 05/13/15 (Wed) 11:49:19 No.867

>>866

That should be 20/20 points spent, of course. Damn.

Adventurer 05/14/15 (Thu) 01:03:27 No.872

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>>849

>take bedroom,foods, medicine, body boost, and drugs

>yfw I break out the first day on a combo of bath-salts, coke,meth and heroin. Taking my sweet new body with me

Adventurer 05/18/15 (Mon) 08:22:15 No.900

>prison CYOA

>complaining about anything pleasant being expensive.

Come on guys, you should be happy that you have so many options in a prison.

Adventurer 05/18/15 (Mon) 08:28:42 No.901

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>Full 80 years

40 0

>Small bedroom

38 0

>Small living room

36 2

>Small extra room

35 4

>Simple dining

35 5-ish

>Bland food

35 5-ish

>Candy and snacks

34 5-ish

>Basic bathroom

34 5-ish

>Wardrobe

33 4-ish

>Washer

32 3-ish

>PC with desk and chair

30 2-ish

>Internet

28 2-ish

>House pet

26 1

>Sex permit

24 1

>Waifu

20 1

>Body remodeling

10 1

>Immortality

0 1

For two people plus a pet the size of the dwelling should be fine, if I decorate the place with the right furniture it will have a great cozy-comfy feeling. Moving the wardrobe and washing machine into the small extra room will make a nice 5-room house when including the bathroom.

Spending an average lifetime in one dwelling isn't so bad when you have the love of your life and a loyal pet with you, plus I'll still be posting with you glorious bastards because of my PC+internet capabilities. I assume the computer and internet connection is up to snuff so I can play any game I have already bought/going to pirate on my computer. The movie and show library will give me something else to do besides vidya.

My new body will probably be just a handsomer version of what I currently have with the exception of changing my eye color to brown and make my hair to straight blonde, I never liked my current curly dirty blonde+blue eyes. It's also going to feel great to lose the chub and bad posture. Bland food serving as my meals will finally stop my crappy eating habits, and a cold shower is doable because I do it all the time anyway. I never refreshed my hygiene supplies/washed all my clothes on a regular basis in the first place so there's no loss there. Won't need my meds because there's nothing that I'd need help focusing on, you wouldn't have to give me a pill to play vidya, surf the web, or pay attention to my waifu.

The house pet will be a cat because of it's small size and with me being a cat person at heart. If I can't just transfer my current cat into the prison then I'll pick an American Wirehair (pic related) because it's the breed that closest resembles my own. Muh waifu is pic related, her very no-nonsense attitude and love of rules and guidelines will keep me in shape for the most part, but her fragile, kind, more loving side will be what really takes the cake day after day, she is the reason why I went for the sweets after all, and if you watched the show she's from you'll understand all the causes for getting the sweets for her.

Seems like a pretty good setup if I do say so myself.