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Badass CYOA Adventurer 03/13/18 (Tue) 20:07:25 No.7383

>tfw you will never be a badass

Not with that attitude, you won't.

Let's get shibui as fuck you bunch of shabazos.

Adventurer 03/13/18 (Tue) 20:17:09 No.7384

Menchi Beam + Bicycle + Cat Fucker Brit "Tomcat" + Fred "Uppercut" - 2 Str 2 Speed 1 Dur 1 Skill 1 Int 1 Intim - THE BOSS

Who the fuck needs fighting skills when you can uppercut

Adventurer 03/13/18 (Tue) 22:10:43 No.7385

>Complaining about this cyoa isn't very badass

Neither is including a half hearted inb4.

Adventurer 03/13/18 (Tue) 22:22:04 No.7386

>>7385

stfu shabazo

Adventurer 03/14/18 (Wed) 05:43:56 No.7396

>>7383

Strength 3

Speed 2

Durability 3

Fighting skill 3

Intelligence 2

Intimidation - 1 + Menci Beam

Final boss - The Boss

Can't be the best unless I defeat this faggot. 2 intelligence is better than 1.

Adventurer 03/14/18 (Wed) 09:41:32 No.7398

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>>7386

Lack of confidence too, badass points are slipping away every second son.

Adventurer 03/14/18 (Wed) 16:53:27 No.7402

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>>7398

Let's duke it out, punk.

Adventurer 03/16/18 (Fri) 12:19:30 No.7426

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>>7402

>That hat

Now you're just trying to make me feel bad for you. Attempted emotional manipulation isn't even remotely badass.

Adventurer 03/16/18 (Fri) 14:12:55 No.7427

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>>7426

You sure got a lot of excuses to avoid a fight. That's not very shibui of you.

Adventurer 03/16/18 (Fri) 20:48:12 No.7429

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>>7427

>avoid a fight

You're the only one trying to do that, son.

Adventurer 03/19/18 (Mon) 17:17:11 No.7471

>stats

str - 2

spd - 0

dur - 1

fsk - 3

intell - 0

int - 2

>perks and items

bicycle

>allies

fred with bonus and eric for cash

>final boss

the boss

Adventurer 03/19/18 (Mon) 23:44:13 No.7478

>>7471

Now this is badass.

Adventurer 03/24/18 (Sat) 17:18:33 No.7540

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Don't tell me this isn't A.B.A.P.

Adventurer 04/30/18 (Mon) 05:18:58 No.8914

I fight all of the bosses.

Adventurer 04/30/18 (Mon) 16:40:26 No.8923

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>>7383

>stats

Whack up my 13 points into intimidation. Also the number 13 is kool and badass.

>perks

>nickname

My nickname will be "BAD ASS"

13 of intimidation + 0.5 is 13.5.

13.5 could be rounded to either 13 (kool) or 14 (impossibly intimidating).

My first form will have 13 of intimidation, and my final form will crank that up to 14 by erasing the space in the nickname, making me the "BADASS".

>pacifism

Instead of boringly beating the shit out of each other, we will be competing in intimidation. Intimidation=badassery. I could choose an additional point for intimidation instead of this lame pacifism perk, but that means I won't be confronting anyone the way the rumble intended us to, as everyone would be too scared to even think about me. But with this perk they will have no choice but to challenge me directly. Gotta have some respect for fair competetion.

>allies

Allies are for

PUSSYCATS

>final boss

Fuck rules, I take them all.

Adventurer 04/30/18 (Mon) 17:28:07 No.8925

>>8923

13/10 would cower in fear from again.

Adventurer 04/30/18 (Mon) 20:22:52 No.8928

>>8923

0/10

instead of playing by your rules anyone could knock you out for talking shit tbh

Adventurer 04/30/18 (Mon) 21:25:31 No.8931

>>8923

so you're Harold "Pussycat" but weaker?

Adventurer 05/01/18 (Tue) 11:36:52 No.8950

>>8928

>implying anyone could ever think about touching me

They can't do shit if their pants are already filled with shit (because of fear).

>>8931

I can't be weaker if I can make him surrender/lose by intimidation points.

Adventurer 05/01/18 (Tue) 16:35:35 No.8955

>>8923

You're gonna get sucker punched by a pussy and end up looking like an even bigger pussy when you're writhing around on the floor because you're all talk.