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 No.7001

You've had enough of feminists, right? Well, time to finally acquire one, shove a red pill into her and make her see reason for once.

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 No.7003

>>7001

Fuck yes. One of my absolutes fantasies made into a CYOA. Thanks, man, from the bottom of my prostate.

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 No.7006

>>7003

Apparently Tok is working on an SJW CYOA or something.

Learned that over on r/nfswcyoa and they really don't like this one.

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 No.7008

>>7006

I look forward to Tok's take on the subject matter

I lurk there. The ass blasting was magnificent

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 No.7009

>>7001

Who are you?

Doesn't matter as long as I am a masculine man

Student and game dev

White

==What does she believe in?

Feminism

Misandry

What's wrong with her

LOUD AND UNCOUTH

Narcissistic

Daddy issues

Insane

Clingy

Depression

Sexual orientation

Pansexual

No really!

Bisexual

Gross

Sex life

Anything from *anyone at any time. Her holes have been blown out my dude, she is the university's bicycle. I have no idea how she doesn't have stds.

*not actually anyone just everything in her degenerate sjw group

What does she secretly masturbate to?

>Pick up to three

>not as many as you want

Anal

Degrading

Breeding

What does she look like?

She's a short,pudgy, and hairy puppy

What does she wear?

Gothic

I want to see the transformation from black to pink

Hair

Dyed

Asymmetrical

Shaved

Greasy

Accessories

Vagina hat

Glasses

Tattoos

Facial piercings

How will I get her?

Blackmail

Cleaning time

Hose down

Remove piercings

How will I break her?

Gag

Chores

Bondage

Vitriol

Correctional anal and vaginal rape

Her diet

Meaty Eats

Exercise plan

Couch potato

Second month

Cum feeding

Chastity

Cuckqueaning

Filming

Praise

Infantalize

Tattoo parlor

New hairstyle

Clothes

Cute as a button

Hospital

>No growth hormones for bigger assets

Therapy

Third month

Piss on

Body worship

Humiliation

Make love

Go on dates

Public sex

How will I know she's broken?

Asks for more

Renounces past

Begs for punishment

Smiles at you

Shuts up

Loves every minute

Falls for you

This wasn't part of my plans, where did it all go so very wrong?

What has she become?

Cum slut

Anal queen

A toilet

Breeding sow

A hard worker

A slave?

A pet, one of her cuck white knights will gladly take care of everything but sex. No one can fuck her brains out like her master

What does she say now?

"I'm happier now"

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 No.7011

>Who are you?: The fuckin' a white male.

>Who is she?: A student

>What's her ethnicity?: White

>What does she believe in?: Rape Culture, Misandry, Feminism, Censorship, White Hate

>What's wrong with her?: Narcissistic, Loud & Uncouth, Daddy Issues

>What's her sexual orientation?: Bi-homo-pan-demi-a-sexual … and also genderfluid

>No, really, what's her orientation?: Straight

>How's her sex life been?: Virgin

>What does she secretly masturbate to?: BDSM, Degrading, Rape-porn

>What does she look like?: Short & pudgy

>What does she wear?: Edgy Slogans

>What's her hair like?: Dyed

>What about her accessories?: Facial Piercings, Glasses

>How will you acquire her?: Kidnapping

>Cleaning time: Hose Down, Remove Piercings, Remove Body Hair

>First Month, how will you break her?: Gag, Locked Heels, Bondage, Affection, Tease, Infantilise

>What's her new diet?: Meaty Eats

>What's her new exercise plan?: Couch Potato

>Second Month, how will you break her?: Impregnate, Praise, Bondage, Affection, Tease, Infantilise

>Take a trip to the tattoo parlour: Pierce Nipples, New Hairstyle

>What types of clothes will you buy her?: Cute

>Let's take a trip to the hospital!: Breast Implants, Butt Implants, Lip Implants, Amputate, Therapy

>Third Month, how will you break her: Make Love, Praise, Bondage, Affection, Tease, Infantilise

>How will you know when she's broken?: Renounces Past

>What has she become?: Your Girlfriend, An Airhead, A Breeding Sow

>What will she say in the end?: "Thank You!"

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 No.7012

oh yeah, time to break a bitch

>who am I?

the white male

>who's the bitch?

A Student/Activist

>Ethnicity:

mix

>"beliefs"?

Misandry

Feminism

Rape Culture

> what's wrong with her? you mean other than being a feminist?

Narcissistic

Daddy Issues

Loud & uncouth

Clingy

>"Sexual Orientation"?

Asexual/bisexual

>her real orientation

Straight

>Sex life

virgin

>secret

BDSM

Rape

Breeding

>Looks

Short and pudgy

>Clothes

Edgy Slogans

>Hair

short, highlighted (blond), her real color (red)

>Accessories

Vagina Hat & Glasses

>Acquired

blackmail

>Cleaning time

Hose down, remove body hair

>First month:

Isolation, Hypnosis, Lecture, Bondage, Manual Labor, Vaginal rape

>new diet

soy

>exercise

fit

>Second month:

Cuckqueaning, Chastity, Cum Feed, Lecture, Hypnosis, Chores

>Tattoo

New Hairstyle and a tan

>Clothes

nude

>Hospital

"Therapy"

>Third Month:

Impregnation, Make love, go on dates, anal rape, Cuckqueaning, cum feed

>how will I know when she is broken?

all of the above

>what has she become?

slave, gf, a hard worker, breeding sow, cum slut

>what will she say in the end?

"I think I'm in love with you, Master"

>And me?

"oh shit I'm sorry! HAHAHA! Nothing personal, bitch."

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 No.7016

>>7008

>>7006

Mind giving me a link to the salt mine?

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 No.7018

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 No.7022

>>7001

Wow, I hate literally everything on this cyoa. This is amazing. It's just bringing back all the memories of the bitches I had to sit next to in my college courses who had to bring up at least once a week that their ugly ass was raped at one point, or the ones that browse furaffinity in the middle of class, etc

10/10, I can't deal with it long enough to make a build.

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 No.7024

>>7001

let's do a calm build.

hmm I am mixed so Minority but I feel and look so White. eh Minortiy then.

Blogger Artist.

Chinese scum

Rape Cult, Misandry, Feminism, Censorship (how the hell is that different from Misandry and Feminism?!), Internet Drama.

Narcissitstic, hello every blogger ever, Loud and uncouth(the hell is uncouth?!), Clingy, Temper Issues,

Bi and Pan (I have no idea what Genderqueer/fluid and demisexual means in this context), Straight.

Yes.

bdsm.

short and pudgy,

Edgy Slogans.

Asymmetrical and Highlighted.

Vagina Hat, Glasses (nearsightedness).

Testing Herself.

Hose down.

Be Role Model, affection, lecture, chores, talk to, charity work, manual labor.

Meaty Eats,

fit.

Praise, film, repeat last month.

hmmm it's a toss up between Pro, and Makeover. for this build I shall go for Makeover.

sooooo want butt implants but Therapy takes priority.

go on dates. repeat the previous choices.

renouces past, smiling, falls for me.

girlfriend, a hard worker, and a thinker.

I think i'm in love or thank you.

nothing personal.

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 No.7029

I admire the originality of this one.

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 No.7030

>who am I

the conglomerate.

>who is she

blogger, activist

>ethnicity

white

>beliefs

vegan, rape culture

>what's wrong

temper

loud and uncouth

narcissistic

>orientation

hell if I know, I don't know what half these terms mean

>no really

gay

>sex life

virgin

>fap

BDSM

anal

>look like

short

>clothes

uglies. i've never seen a single SJW with a modicum of fashion sense.

>hair

dyed, asymmertic.

>misc

facial piercings

glasses

>acquisition

kidnap

>cleaning

all

>first month

vaginal rape

anal rape

isolation

vitriol

hypnosis

lecture

>diet

meat. by force is needed.

>exercise

fit

>second month

same as before

>parlour

slut tats

tan

new hairstyle

>clothes

classy slut

>hospital

breast and ass implants. big ones.

>third month

same as before (really would have liked more options here)

>broken

loves every minute

begs for punishment

asks for more

>become

slave

anal queen

>she says

i'm happier now. Happiness in slavery. ain't it sweet?

>I say

I sure showed that bitch.

job well done, gents. rape will be done by machine, just strap her in and let it go for a few hours. put some headphones on her shouting abuse, and that's most of her life.

it was difficult to get meat down her at first, but our orderlies are stronger, and you can't beat a tube down the throat.

in the end, she's actually fuckable. Her future husband will be pleased. now, onto the next…

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 No.7031

>>7024

>the hell is uncouth?!

Basically rude.

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 No.7032

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>>7018

Thanks.

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 No.7036

>Who are you

The White Male. Figure I'll just be myself

>Who is she

A Barista

A blogger

Unlike the white/asian SJWs, she doesn't have a trust fund, so she has to work as a barista.She bitches about it on her blog constantly. Revealing too much of her self is how I found her so easily.

>What is her ethnicity

Hispanic. She's rather white passing and many people just assume she's a swarthy Spaniard or some flavor of Mediterranean. She acts offended when this happens, but secretly loves the idea of being a pretty white girl.

>What does she believe in

Rape Culture

Misandry

Feminism

Censhorship

Vegan Life

White Hate

Internet Drama

Really, all these seem like they are just facets of feminism.

>What's wrong with her

Temper issues. She's a feisty Latina after all

Loud and uncouth. See above

Daddy Issues. And how!

>Her orientation

Homosexual

Demisexual

>Actual orientation

Straight. Duh

No such thing as a dyke, just a woman who hasn't truly experienced the dick

>Sex life

Virgin

whores aren't worth saving tbqh fam

>What does she masterbate to?

BDSM. Slaveplay and petplay mostly

Raceplay. Brown people being enslaved by white people gets her going

Breeding porn. She gets wet at the thought of giving birth to the next generation of slaves

She really likes the idea of being livestock

>What does she look like?

Thick and hairy. Short and pudgy is out because I'd like her to be average sized.

>What does she wear?

Goth Clothes. TFW no QT Goth GF

>What's her hair like?

Short

Highlighted

Really going for the lesbian look, but she's not fooling me.

>Accessories

Facial Piercings

Glasses

Hard choices as I hate all of these except the glassses. Ear disks are the worst. Tattoos are not as bad but still awful. And those vagina hats are just retarded

>How will I acquire her?

Kidnap

Lets keep it simple

>Cleaning time

Hose down. Probably needs it

Remove Piercings. Definitely needs it

Remove Body Hair. Hallelujah

>First Month

Bondage. She's into it

Chores. There's a good slave

Charity work. Preferably benefiting right wing causes

Manual Labor. Lots of yard and garden work

Vaginal Rape. To show her what she's been missing

Affection. This is what a woman wants. Helps the stockholm syndrome set in too.

>New diet

Meaty Eats. The protein will help reverse the brain damage

>Exercise plan

Swole. She'll need it for the physical labor

>Second Month

Chastity. And now she will miss the dick

Watch Porn. Works well with the chastity

Chores. No reason I should have to cook or clean

Manual Labor. Mostly because I like to watch her sweat

Praise. HEADPATS!

Oral Rape. She's wearing the chastity belt, not me.

Tattoo Parlor

Tan. Because I want to drill in to her that she's never going to be white.

I would do new hair style, but I see no need for extensions. I'm just going to let it grow out naturally

>Clothes

Makeover. A cute gothic outfit might be nice. Seems like the strangest category to only get to pick one option though. I assume she can wear other clothes for special occasions

>Hospital

None

I find implants gross, amputation counter productive, abortion immoral, and therapy a Jewish scam.

>Third Month

Make Love. Only after she begs to be removed from the chastity device

Impregnation.Patrician's fetish

Chores

Manual Labor

Bondage

Affection

>How will I know

Asks for more. She's living out her depraved fantasy, she's going to want more

Shuts up

Renounces past

Falls for you

>What has she become

Slave

Hard Worker

A racist

Breeding Sow

She'll be the farm hand who gets paid in dickings. If she were a white girl, she might have earned the girlfriend ending, but instead she's going to spend the rest of her life as property. I may be the one knocking her up, but anything that comes out of her won't be white, so they are going to be slaves as well.

>What will she say?

"Thank you!"

>And you?

"Pssh. Nothing personal, kid."

A lovely CYOA

>>7032

You're welcome

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 No.7053

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>>7018

>I once made a cyoa fetishizing and parodying nazi germany, and people were a bit upset. I dont think this is the same. This is meant to insult and show an (un)ethical viewpoint. It could maybe could be considered parody, but a number of things here are very unsettling.

>I'm gonna be the asshole who asks why asexuals don't count as a legit orientation?

>Because this was made by an author who feels threatened by people who are different.

>I personally am a bit of an anti-sjw but this… wtf

>Yeah, I sense a troll here. I don't even care for "Tumblr Feminists", or whatever they're called, Anita Sarkeesian and her ilk, but if you wanna be a blatant troll like this, at least have the balls to do it on your own account, not an hours-old throwaway. Best thing, mods ban him and we move on. I seriously hesitate to suggest this, but it might even be worth deleting the post.

>I don't understand how someone couldn't enjoy this obvious satire.

>This was so fucking funny to go through, and watching the SJW's getting offended in the comments made it just so much better (-10)

>What is a SJW, to you? (+10)

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 No.7054

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>>7053

Reddit salt is best salt

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 No.7087

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There should be a mystery meat & Jewess option too for ethnicity tbh.

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 No.7189

>>7001

>who are you

Futanari

>what does she believe in

rape culture

misandry

feminism

>what will you do?

rape

The world will never be the same.

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 No.7195

Formatting is fucked, but I can' be assed to fix it.

Who are you

The White male

Who is she

Game Dev

Ethnicity

Asian

What does she believe in?

Feminism White Hate Misandry Rape Culture

What’s wrong with her

Depressed Narcissistic

What’s her orientation

All of them

No really

Straight

Sex Life

Virgin

What does she get off to

BDSM Degrading Porn Breeding

What does she look like

Short and Pudgy

What does she wear

Goth clothes

What’s her hair like

Dyed Highlighted

What about her accessories

Glasses Vagina hat

How will you acquire her

Testing herself

Cleaning time

All of them

First Month

Vaginal Rape Gag Blindfold Locked Heels Bondage Affection

What’s her new diet

Meaty Meats

What’s her new exercise plan

Fit

Second Month

Impregnate Chastity Bondage Affection Praise Go Hunting

Tattoo Parlor

Fix SJW Tattoos Add slut tattoos

What type of clothes will you buy her

Makeover

Let’s take a trip to the hospital

None

Third Month

Humiliation Bondage Go on Dates Praise Affection Make Love

How will you know when she’s broken

Renounces Past Smiles at you Falls for you ==Asks for More== Loves Every Minute

What has she become

Your Girlfriend Your slave A Hard worker a thinker A pain lover Breeding Sow

What will she say?

“I think I’m in love”

And you?

The classic

“Pssh, nothing personel kid”

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 No.7211

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>>7001

The White Male

A Musician

A Cosmetologist

White

Rape Culture

Misandry

Feminism

Otherkin

Shes a Fairy

Censorship

Vegan Life

Internet Drama

<So everything except hating herself.

Bipolar

Narcissistic

Clingy

Temper Issues

Daddy Issues

She's Homosexual, a lipstick lesbian.

Actually, she's Bi.

Virgin…

She's had lots of 'sex' with other girls, but never taken the D since her daddy rejected her.

RAPE PORN

BREEDING PORN

CYOAs

Obese

She just hasn't stopped eating since Dad rejected her

Edgy Slogans

Dyed Purple

Facial Piercings

Personal Tattoos

Blackmail

I managed to acquire the video(s) she took of herself masturbating while fantasizing about being raped by her Daddy

Cleaning time: everything

Isolation

Vaginal Rape

Hypnosis

Lecture

Chores

Manual Labor

Meaty Eats

Swole

Film

No faces

Praise

Impregnate

Cuckqueaning

Chastity

Fix SJW Tattoos

Add Slut Tattoos

Tan

New Hairstyle

Motherly

Therapy

Piss On

Public sex in nature

Make Love

Go On Dates

Loves Every Minute

Touches Herself

Smiles At You

Renounces Past

Asks For More

Falls For You

Your Slave

Your Daughter

A Hard Worker

A Racist 14/88

A Thinker

A Breeding Sow

"I think I'm in Love"

"I'm so Alpha"

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 No.7214

>Who are you?

Whiteboi

>Who is she?

A blogger I suppose

White (I don't see many Asians believing in this)

I'll pick all of them for what does she believe in

Narcissistic + loud and unclouth

Sexual orientation will be bisexual

Sex positive so this won't be too new to her

Raceplay and Gang bangs for porn so shes extra degenerate

Thick and hairy so I have a lot to mould and its an extra challenge

Goth clothes for style

Dyed for hair

All for accessories

>How will you acquire her?

kidnap to be extra edgy

>Cleaning time

We will need to do all of these by nature of her being fat and hairy

>First month

Isolation, oral rape(not going near her pussy or ass yet), drugs(for weight lost and extra control), chores(we will start off light), abuse, and vitriol

>New diet

Soy rations because too much meat like junk will keep her fat

>Exercise plan

Fit. I don't want her to become stronger than me somehow

>Second month

I'll keep oral rape since it'd be feeding her cum anyways, I'll swap chores for manual labor, and swap vitriol for film

>Tattoo parlor

I'll take all these except genital piercing

>Clothes

Trashy slut

>Hospital

Take the top row skip the others

>Third month

Piss on(swap out oral rape), public sex(switch with film). Keep the rest

>When she's broken

Slave, shuts up

>What will she say?

Police help realistically

>What will I say?

Pssh nothin personnel kid

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 No.7231

>>7001

Let's try

>Who are you

The hwite man

>Who is she

Activist, blogger

The more annoying, the better

>What's her ethnicity

Hwite

>What does she believe in

All of those except maybe otherkin

>What's wrong with her

Loud + uncouth, temper issues, daddy issues

>Sexual orientation

Demigenderfluidqueer

>Actua sexual orientation

Straight

>Sex life

Virgin and in need of dicking

>What does she secretly masturbate to

BDSM, Degrading, Rape

>What does she look like

Short and pudgy

>Wha she wears

Edgy slogans

>Hair

Short, asymmetrical, dyed

>Accessories

All of those

>How will you acquire her

Testing herself

She thinks she's stronk enough, but i'll show her

>cleaning

All of those

>1st month

vaginal rape

gag

vitriol

abuse

lecture

chores

>Diet

Meat

>Exercise plan

Fit

>2nd month

film (the vaginal rape)

gag

vitriol

abuse

lecture

chores

Gradually change vitriol and abuse to affection and praise when she starts to break

>Tattoo parlor

Fix SJW tattoos with pro-patriarchy ones

Pierce nipples, get slight tan, get normal hairstyle

>Clothes

Classy slut

>Hospital

nah, none

>Third month

make love

humiliation

affection

praise

lecture

chores

Use either humiliation or make love depending on either she's been a good or a bad girl

>Broken when:

She renounces her past and shuts up

>She becomes:

My slave, my girlfriend, a racist, an airhead

>She will say

"I was so confused"

>I will say

"Pssh. nothing personal, kid"

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 No.9376

>>7001

i am the white male

she is an activist, black, believe in misandry, feminism, white hate,

what's wrong with her? narciccistic and clingy

she is bisexual, Virgin, secretly masturbate to bdsm, degrading, gangbang

she is short and pudgy, wear edgy slogans

her hair is dyed, assymetrical, short, she has glasses, facial piercing and tatoos

she wanted to test herself

cleaning time: remove piercing, remove body hair, hose down

*first month:

break her: gag, locked heels, bondage, blindfold, isolation, watching porn

diet: meaty eats

exercise plan: fit

*second month:

break her: infantilize, talk to, charity work, chores,be role model, praise

tatoo parlor: fix sjw tatoos, new hairstyle

clothes: cute

*third month:

break her: affection, tease, body worship, go on dates, make love, impregnate

how will i know she is broken? she smile at me, fall for me, renounce past, touch herself, love every minute, ask for more

she become my girlfriend, thinker, hard worker

at the end she will say "i am happier now" and i will say "Nothing personal kid"

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 No.9504

The White Male

A game dev

Asian

Rape culture and feminism

Bipolar + clingy

Bisexual

Bi

Virgin

Raceplay + crummy cyoas

Short and pudgy

Goth clothes

Asymmetrical + highlighted

Tattoo + glasses

Her will

Hose down + remove body hair

Vaginal rape + role model + affection + talk to

Soy rations

Fit

Impregnate + praise

Fix sjw tattoos

Cute

Therapy

Make love + go on dates

Smiles at you

Girlfriend + daughter + thinker

"I'm happier now"

"I am so alpha"

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Who are you?

We are the Order of the Eastern Pentarchy, a conglomerate.

Who is she?

A game dev.

>Made a game about jews and arabs jihading good christians away, this can not stand. DEUS VULT!

What is her Ethnicity

Hispanic,

>She apparently forgot the proud heritage of her ancestors and the glory of the Reconquista

What does she believe in

All of this stuff,

>But not in God, that needs some change.

What's wrong with her

Loud, Uncouth, Narcisstic, Bipolar, Insane.

>Ira, Vanagloria and Superbia. Her Sins have been uncovered.

Sexual orientation

She claims all of these,

>Thus nessecating us to add Luxuria, or Fornicatio to the list of her Sins.

Actual sexual orientation

She is Bi,

>But will not remain that.

Sex life

A virgin.

>At the very least she managed that.

What does she secretly masturbate to

Bondage, Rape Porn and crummy CYOA's,

>More Luxuria to add to the list, she is lucky that saporem stercore was never really a sin.

What does she look like

Thick and Hairy.

>Apparently we need to hire a conquistador here.

What she wears

Uglies-R-Us,

>Also an Exorcist

Hair

Dyed, Greasy, Spiked, Dreadlocks, Assymetrical, Shaved.

>Surely an Exorcist

Accessories

Facial Piercings, Ear Disks, Personal Tatoos, Vagina Hat

>More envidence of her Pride

How will you acquire her

Kidnap

>It was really nice of her to come with us while donating her stuff along with it for the cause of god.

cleaning

Hose down

>Cleans most filth from her body

Remove Piercings

>These belong to the devil and will not be tolerated

Remove Body Hair

>We needed a Conquistador after all

Sprinkling with holy Water

>Just to make sure

1st month

Vitriol

>DEUS VULT!

>DEUS VULT!

>DEUS VULT!

Lecture

>Bible Readings did never harm anybody

Role Model

>Be good christians

Charity Work

>Spread the Goodwill of the Church

Manual Labor

>Never fall to Acedia

Chores

>Also Clean up

Diet

Meaty Eats

>Noone won a crusade by eating only Soy or indulging in Gula, after all.

Exercise plan

Swole

>This is what a crusader needs

2nd month

Lecture

>Bible Readings did never harm anybody, they still don't.

Role Model

>Be good christians

Charity Work

>Spread the Goodwill of the Church

Manual Labor

>Never fall to Acedia

Chores

>Also Clean up

Hunting

>Training for the Crusade

Tattoo parlor

Turn SJW-Tatoos into Christian Tatoos, also shave off that heritical hairstyle and let natural hair grow instead.

Clothes

METAL ARMOR

>We don't care that it isn't on the list.

Hospital

>Nothing, we fixed her already.

Third month

Same as Second Month.

Broken when:

Renounces her Past

>She stopped believing in Retarded things and only believes in the Holy Trinity

Smiles at You

>She is happy with her newfound faith in the one true faith

She becomes:

A hard Worker

A crusader

>She now wants to liberate the holy land.

She will say

"DEUS IO VULT! REMOVE INFIDEL!"

We will say

"DEUS IO VULT!"

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