/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

>>6092

thanks lad

>>6095

Hecate is best demoness. She looks like a dark elf with a tail, seems dere, and I can take over the world.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>6100

>>6130

>Trigger girl

<World Mode (+10)

<Heavy Set (+5 = +15)

<Submissive, Affectionate (-5, -5 = +5)

<Traditionalism, sexuality (-5, -5 = -5)

<Arousal (+10 = +5)

<Milked Dry (+2*8 = +21)

<Proud (+5 = +26)

<Breast Exp lvl3, Lactation lvl5, Libido lvl3,

<Pregnancy? lvl5, Paralysis lvl2 (+6, +20, +5, +15, +3 = +75)

<Overdrive, Sweet Consumption (+10, -7 = +78)

<Immortality lvl2, Hired Help, Insurance Crew, The Right Tools, Supplies Delivery, Untouchable, A Friend To The Weird, Money Max lvl, Grand Manor (-15, -5, -5, -5, -5, -10, -0, -27, -10 = +1)

>>6112

>choose a yandere waifu and the other yanderes are sure you're just mistaken and search for you

This is a great concept

>pic 3: double team of Emilia and Faith Mokou

Emilia's 100m magic block is too OP to not have and Faithiwara no Mokou's goals are pure

>pic 4: Elizabeth Yuuka

You had me at "fantastic cook"

>pic 5: Ava

Who's the bright one that put "immortal lich" in my yanderes-trying-to-kill-other-yanderes? I'm hoping that's just time-based.

why do people add the names anyway you could just number them or something

>>6108

>Game Genre CYOA

I hope you guys picked Retro

>infinite library of every possible good video game

>automatically tracks your backlog and gives you hard challenges for each game

>all games have at least one cute girl who can live in the library if you git gud

>unlock later generations as you finish challenges, including games from the future

>probably also contains all of the other games on the image because of its immense size except Kancolle because that isn't good

Perfection

>>6135

>>2868

it has a thread of its own here like most of the others in this thread

>>6136

Thanks, my bad.

>>6174

Do it. Its liberating.And you're anonymous anyway.

>>6174

Do it for yourself in like a notepad document or something.

That's what I always do, and no one can judge me but me at that point.

>>6174

Fuck it why not i'll do a few.

Archangel Roommate CYOA

>Roommate

Esme - though mess with her a bit and be a perfect gentleman for a while just to see her response. Other than that, sex crazed sub with an elegant mansion and investment firm? This is supposed to be heaven so why not?

>Estates

Pocket Dimension Mansion - Explore heaven, take home with me

>Maids

Dragon Girls. Hopefully some Tsundere and Kuudere ones.

>Career

Why are there jobs in heaven? Er I guess I pick Army of Heaven? I donno.

Archdemon Roommate CYOA

>Roommate

Felira - Have her teach me to fight, and act as her sex stress relief toy. Probable that I'll also meet Daeliph while working at the colosseum. Two for one.

>Estate

Hillside Manor - Samurai mountain hide out? yes please.

>Maids

Belrogs - Dressed in cute japanese outfits or french maid outfits.

>Career

Colosseum gladiator - A year of training with Felira and some Belrog servants to keep the training going, plus all the time in the world to get good at it. Since death is nothing more than an annoyance why not go for fame and fortune through blood sport?

I did a few too, these I like

<Aphrodite CYOA

>Body:

Male

Masculine

Disease Immunity

>Everything Else:

Induce Arousal

Domination

Innuendo

Languages

Skilled

Read Desires

>Friends and Lovers:

Allie

Sophia

<DILF CYOA

>Body Type:

Muscular

>Size:

Big

>Bachelorettes:

Wynona (19) Leila (20) - two for the price of one ;)

>Perks:

Class

Addictive Semen

Dominant Mindset

King of the Castle

Heightened Virility

Harem - Zikala (30)

I want to adopt Huan-Yue (13) sounds like she just needs hugs not fugs

<Trigger Girl CYOA

World mode 10

>Body

Average +/- 0 - 36B/26/36, 5'5, 130Lbs, red hair, green eyes, beautiful face.

>Personality

Submissive -5

Girly -5

Traditionalism -5

Sexuality -5

Psychological -5

>Trigger cause

Arousal +10

Stress +12 - I know I'm only supposed to have one but I thought it would be funny to combine these two

>Trigger stop

Semen +8

>How she feels about the Trigger

Addicted +10

>what happens

Libido 2 +2

Shrinkage 3 +3

Painless Pleasure -5

>Extras

Immortality -15

Untouchable -10

>>6110

World

Heavy set

We can work the weight off.

Personality

Accepting

Affectionate

Addicted

What's she into?

Traditionalism

>Randomize me captain

Trigger

Affection? - I'll go with affection for now.

Trigger details

Easy maintenance

Sweet consumption

Addictive x2

Shared fate - Give me some of those perks too

Overdrive

Trigger details 2

Hair 2

Libido 3

Lactation 2

Scat 2

Belching 1

Pregnancy 2

Sweat 2

Beastly eyes

Strength 3

Toxic fangs 2

Kiss 1

Rubber 1

So she shits for 30 minutes and farts a lot? Big deal. This gorilla woman just becomes hairier, stronger, and hornier when triggered. So a horny Hulk

Perks

Immortality x2

Grand manor

Friend to the weird

Supplies

Insurance crew

Nanobots

Stretchy outfits

Fitness instructor

>>6192

she also has a refractory period because why hulk out all the time?

>>6095

Sor-Nir The Rebellious and because of my keen vision Hecate

>form a yakuza inspired gang, take over the world, but end up being rather benevolent and helping out the people of territory we've conquered.

>>6108

>You were meant to go into the milf-ication procedure down the hall because it's easier to turn men into women than to improve birth rates :D

I hope you're joking my friendo.This world is run by a group of assclowns. I'll take the Fenoxo's Minotaur bara package.

Muscular

Big dick

Current Perks

Heightened Virility - Makes my job a whole lot easier. I have to produce enough to feed 7, I need all the help I can get.

King of the castle - Set for life

Addictive semen - Could be fun

Harem x2

Dominant - I hope this doesn't make me too much of dickhead towards Zikala. I want to cuddle too.

There's always room for more perks.

Harem

>The adults

Zikala Swanson

Emely Paez

>The kids

Mayu Aoki

Lauren Montes

Jesusa Gabriel

Imelda Jackson

Irish Brooks or Madeleine Cepe

It's a tie between Irish and Madeline. Madeline, like Lauren, has my fetish while Irish is generally interesting to keep around when I'm not balls deep in her.

>>6095

I'll train with Sor-Nir first before I take Hecate.

>>6098

Cowgirl Emma - My cowgirl waifu

Farmhand Jenifer - I like her style.

Magic Tome

Tactical Mini girls

Mikotonoshiroitori

We're off on an epic journey to find Mikotono's waifu and then we will settle down on Jenifer's cow girl farm.

>>6112

for the last one I choose jesse and alice. They will kill all the others and then kill themselves. problem solved

>>6105

Crashing this family with no survivors

>First Cycle

Roseanne

Faith

Fuuka

Grace

Lucy

This mix is pretty fresh.

>>6106

>Choose your own Zynthia

Smart Zynthia. I like glasses and smart girls. No real drawback other than being a dork.

>>6108

>Game Genre

Retro seems objectively superior

>>6112

>Dere CYOA

picked left mysterybox. I think Im fine with this.

>Yandere Sorceress

Violet and Emilia. Violet foresees who will be our most likely be our next opponent, and Emilia creates a rune circle to null their magic.

>Yandere Waifu

Jesse

>>6105

>Mother

Opheila

>Big Sister

Nina

Tia

>Little Sister

Sophia

Alice

I have some siblings to hang out with and do nerd stuff with (Tia and Alice), and the rest of the family that wants to make me their slave. Good balance.

>>6092

Hell Roommate

Felira

Train me to be a warrior friend

Keep her as a slave

I will use her powers to help me develop my own.

Fallen Angel maids

I like to keep a well rounded household of maids but fallen angels seem like the hardest type of maid to get so I will have a couple of these first.

Fancy Mansion

A nice home in hell but later on I won't use it too often.

Valhalla Colosseum

I work as a gladiator at the Valhalla Colosseum sometimes.

Heaven Roommate

EA

Let's hang out

Marriage

level 3 angel powers are a nice bonus but that's not why I married her.

Countryside Castle?

Standard Malikim Maids

They work with my hell maids.

Extended Partnership or Retail?

I don't mind working with her as an Angel career agent but if I work in retail I can give her the castle she always wanted.

So I died and went to hell where I lived the life of a gladiator, battling to my heart's content. When I got a little tired of that life I lived to Heaven for a while. I chose EA as my roommate and we just hanged out in the lobby of her job all day. I eventually marry her because she's actually pretty nice.

>>6103

Android girl.

Witty banter, mecha anime watching buddy, quiet and serious type that you can slowly warm up.

Comfy as fuck.

>>6108

Villian mode engaged

Body type: Trap, because traps are Gay.

Dick Size: Big, because it doesn't matter if they like it.

Bachelorette: Huan-Yue Dai, the fetish notes are going to be completely ignored!

Perks:

1. Addictive Semen: Avoiding the possibility of them complaining about it.

2. Slave: Eh, I can make this official while I'm at it.

3. Dominant Mindset: What did you expect, nice cuddle times? Ain't gonna happen.

4. Harem:

>Jesusa Gabriel: Her Syndicates stuff will look harmless equated to mine.

>Rebecca O'Connor: And her Expectations will be utterly wrong.

>Sophia Gibson: Have I established myself as evil yet? No? Because I believe that post-natal abortion for the sole purpose should have established that…

5. Harem:

>Bihai Go: Mail Order is fun

>Zikala Swanson: For a bit of Variation in my toybox.

>Peterson slave twins: Altough they come pre-conditioned, it's still two for one, so eh. Daughter would only cause Habsburgs to be created.

6. Kemonomini: Type Duck. Given what the Duck Penis is, this is ultimate villiany. I wonder if I can exchange one of them if they stop working…

So, I'm a Duck-Trap with a giant duck dong and a collection of slaves that are mostly kept because they get withdrawal symptoms without me.

Hooray for true love, amirite?

And now in somewhat decent and more aligned with my interests.

Body Type: Muscular, muscles are healthy and help you lift things.

Dick size: Average, more fun for both sides.

Main Bachelorette: Rosemary Knox, her fetishes are well aligned with mine and she looks very good, her drawbacks will be taken care of with the perks.

Perks:

1. Alpha: makes me badass and attractive as heck.

2. King of the Castle: Let's me fully focus on hobbies and Lovemaking, also is a damn nice thing to have.

3. Class: In addition of Alphaness, I also have class. Ultra Ladykiller mode activated.

4. Harem:

>Peterson twins: Two nice ex-slaves that are also virgins? Hell yeah.

>Lauren Montes: Her hobbies align with mine and while I certainly can work with her tie-up fetish, the verbal insult kink might be hard to do… Maybe French Jokes work.

>Imelda Jackson: I'd be lying if I claimed that I didn't love massive tiddies, also her motherly abilities will be nice.

5. Harem:

>Bihai Go: Altough I could fulfill her wishes, I know how that ends, so Instead I invest some money to improve her home region. Far superior solution development-wise and I don't have to deal with nagging relatives. Win-Win!

>Emely Paez: Altough she is a bit of a Thot, I fully have the abilities nessecary to deal with her, also she can help with the cleaning and cooking.

>Irish Brooks: Someone like her could be practical to have around

6. Also Harem:

>Mayu Ayuki: A ninja can be very useful and me being Alpha counters her Full-Moon Rage so that it will be raunchy sex instead of one-side rape.

>Manami Inyouye: Not gonna lie, I have a fetish for immortals and godesses. Also her housekeeping skills will be useful, altough now I remember that I have maids and butlers… Oh well.

>Zikala Swansson: A mature woman that loves cuddling, has the silver-eyes/Dark Skin Combo and a nice body? Hell yeah she's in.

>>6106

The most terrifying thing is how easily you can combine the negative traits into pretty much negating each other…

Well, actions speak louder than words, so here we go:

First, I chose standard mode. Compability mode is too complicated, and the other modes don't seem that suited for what I plan to do:

Compensation before?

Nonono, I don't go shopping blindly with debts, first I chose the drawbacks, then the Compensation!

Appearance: Picky (-1 Point), to let her look like 6(Narcissist).

Total: -1

Quirks:

Terrible Humor: +1

Twin Sister: +1

Twin Sister Tier 3: +1

Snug Fit: +1

Neet: +1

Seductive: +1

Sleepyhead: +1

Scarred: +1

Blunt: +1

Blunt tier 2: +1

Unique Style: +1

Cynical Asshole: +1

Meek: +1

Total: 12

Now, you might wonder how the perks negate each other, let me give you examples:

Neet tier 1 says that she doesn't leave the house, completely avoiding the emberassing side effects of Seductice, Unique Stye, etc.

Also Twin Sister Tier 3 means that there are three Girls. With each only awake around 2 hours at day max, maybe not even at the same time, that dissipates stress immensively.

Also the combinationj of Blunt, Cynical Asshole, Terrible Humor and Meek is too funny not to imagine.

Now, back to the Compensations:

12 Points start:

Luck: -2

Luck 2: -5

Hearth and Home: -1

HaH Tier 2: -2

Comfort: -2

Total: 0

Now, let's recapitulate:

I got Extreme luck, a pocket dimension and a permanent cleaning spell applied to me.

And three busty blondes, who are asleep most of the time, only stay at home but wear either seductive or weird clothing during the short times they are awake. Each also has a terrible humor, is cynical as hell and extremely blunt, but are also extremely meek, meaning that they get flustered each time they let that out.

Quite frankly, I think that this is a win.

Also a Christmas Cake Zynthia on the bargain sale, since having someone with maturity around could help a lot.

>>6098

I'll take the Icecream Seller, Mikey and Mikotonoshiroitori to Japan. The Japanese like cowboys (the ameriboos at least) and Mikey will have the time of his life while we look for Miko's kitsune waifu. Hopefully I will be able to convince the kitsune to cast a truth/love spell on the ice cream seller.

>>6092

*If i was an archangel:

*Roomate choice:

(really close)

if I had to choose based on physic i would choose Laurette 11/10 (the other are all cute or sexy but laurette is the cutest AND she is sexy sexy)

BUT

I love all their kinks

I love all their power

So, i finally choose Ea. She is kind, shy and seem to be an easy girl. She isn't rich but it's only for one year, she have a bored life but I will help her to have fun.

No experience in relationship? No problem, I am here to solve it.

It isn't clear but assuming she have "sample" of all the powers we can have a lot of fun

-Azriel is able to summon a holy prison may be Ea would be able to summon a holy rope that we can use to do BDSM

-Isda is able to be omniscient for the immediate area. Ea could read mind of one person she would read my mind and know my feelings about her and what i want to do it can help her (and me)

-A few creativity is always helpful

-She can make me have feelings toward her (not real love but as I am already attracted to her it will be easy)

-She couldn't make 8 clone as Ithuriel but 3 clone so we will have 5some (me+her+3 clone of her or me OR me+my clone+her+2 clone of her OR me+2 clone of me+her+one clone of her)

-could swap bodies for a limited time (how about 30 min) and if she swap gender it won't be complete(boy will have a vagina and little boobs but still look like a male while girl will have a cock and loose a few bra size but still look like a female)

-she will be good at arguing but not the best

*estate:

Pocket dimension Mansion

*maids

Seraphims embarassed face because of short skirts are cute

Hight elves just because i like to tease cute female being

Golems: i like to choose the appearance i want

*Carrer

heavensoft: tester of new technology

*If i was an archdemon:

*Roomate:

Mhyrienne(rreally close to Ereyla,Daeliph and Lyleth)

she is an intelligent and inventor girl i would get to use cool stuff.She want to be complimented? No problem cuty.

Don't worry i will go slow on your Hability.

*Estate:

floating fortress

*Maids

-Succubi: I love pretty girls

-Changelings: I like to choose how they look

-Sirens: want to test that "sing into an orgasm" thing

-Fallen Angels: "Borderline masochist""will do anything" welcome in my fortress

>>6092

* Life with angel and demon:

-Lust archdemon

-Depraved angel

-submissive sisters

-Forbidden love

We will have a lot of fun and sex, i love threesome

challenges: shared room and shopping

As i have two challenges i can pick one more choice and i choose big sisters cause grown girls are sexier

*Monster waifu choice

really hard to choose between

-Apophis: she was perfect until I read "yandere"

-kitsune: aww

-Kraken: i would love to be teased by her

-Manticore

-Slime

-Doppleganger: she can bodyswap with me and change how i look then bodyswap again. there is a lot of possibilities.

-Holstaurus: I just don't like to be dependent her milk.

-Succubus

-Vampire: I just don't like to be dépendent on drinking blood and to fear sunlight and garlic

-Arachné: I am spiderman lol

-Chesire cat

-Amazoness

-Sea bishop

-Yeti

>>6093

* I would choose timeline 21

*i take flud the slimegirl

*Bully (2 karmas points)

*Bullies:

-Tamiko

-Clara and Sara

*School:

-girl school (1)

*Home:

-mixed school(1)

*Boons:

-well endowed(-1)

-awakened power(-5)

-power of love(-8)

-bully harem(-10)

-futanari(-12)

*Bulying:

-Milking(-11)

-Forced orgasm(-10)

-orgasm denial(-9)

-bondage(-8)

-degradation(-7)

-forced oral(-6)

-impregnation(-5)

-pervert test(-4)

-post orgasm torture(-3)

-home cooked meal(-2)

-light beating(-1)

-anal play(0)

*protector: i want the cultist

>>6098

*Aphrodite (80)

*Body adjustements:

-male(80)

-Muscular(75)

-Masculine(70)

*"powers":

-harem(60)

-Aphrodisiac(55)

-shared bliss(50)

-skilled(40)

*Friends and lovers

-Sophia(free friend)

-Francine(free friend)

-Ilie(30)

-Fih(20)

and i use 4 x 5 = 20 adjustements to get them fall in love with me

*cowboy

*friends

-cowgirl Emma

-Farmhand Jenifer

*What you got there?

-Tactical minigirls

>>6100

* seven sexy sin

too hard to choose i really like Laura, Gwendolyn and Gretel they powers are cool and personality to

>>6104

* gentle femdom CYOA

*Age: Fresh graduate(23-25)/Christmas cake(26-31)

*size ratio: equal size

*physical build: Regular weight

*breast size: average breasts

*Butt and hips:-child bearing

*Facial feature: cute/nobe/sexy

*hairstyle: ponytail/sexy hair/long and straight/buns

*skin tone: Fair/bronze/caramel/ebony

*sex drive: receptive

*romantic attitude: erratically dom/mostly equal

*personality:

-generous/kind hearted/fragile

-femenine/charisma

-pervert/pure/romantic/mean spirit

-motherly

*Fetishes:

-cuddling/momdom/frottage

-public sex/orgasm denial

-toys(2x => so she will want to get fucked with toys)

-impregnation

-lewd roleplay

-rape-play/being on top/sensory depr.(3x so she want it both ways)

*Hobbies:

-sports(swimming)

-videogames/anime

-coocking

-instrument

-travelling

*Extras

-Glasses

-inhuman trait #1 (Extra arms)

-inhuman trait #2 (fluffy tail)

-inhuman trait #3 (cat ears)

-inhuman trait #4 (bird wings)

>>6105

Mother: Ophelia

Aunt: Diana

older sis:Luara

younger sis: Penelope

younger sis: Quinn

>>6106

normal mode

*Compensation:

-money tier 2 (-5)

-Entertainment tier 2 (-8)

-beauty tier 2(-14)

-luck(-16)

-hearth and home tier2 (-19)

*Appearance:

-i choose the girl #12 (-20)

*Quirk:

-favorite toy (nipple clamps) (-19)

-dessert with her milk(-18)

-cum addict(-17)

-I say stop(-16)

-dripping wet(-15)

-sensitive(-14)

-milk lover(-13)

-pet play (cat)(-12)

-seductive(-11)

-cum plug tier2(-9)

-Exhibitionist(-8)

-twin sister tier3 (-6) waifu harem!!

-clingy tier2 (-4)

-orgasm denial(-3)

-fertility(-2)

-snug fit tier2(0)

>>6108

*Dilf CYOA

*Body type: muscular

*Dick size: big

*Bachelorettes: Wyona and Leila Peterson

*perks:

-Addictive semen

-King of the castle

-Harem

Zikala Swanson: you want to be loved and respected? You will be loved and respected as much as the other woman in my harem of wife.

Emely Paez: you are my wife now. i hope you truly are talented in cooking and cleaning.

Rosemary Knox: well my queen i see that you have interesting fetishes and i would love to edge you.

-Harem

Bihai Go: Don't worry pumkin I will help your family + you won't have to use your pomp every time i will help to milk your breasts

Imelda Jackson: well i will milk your boobs to my dear cowqueen

Manami Inyouye: will help Emely to coock and clean. Your tails have interesting powers.

-Heightened virility

-Heightened virility

>>6110

*World mode(10)

*Average body(10)

*personality

-submitive(5)

-Innocent(0)

-bright (-5)

*Hobbies:

-Modern media(-10)

-Intellectual(-15)

-Sexuality(-20)

*Trigger: Her name (-8)

*How to stop it? button (0)

* How does she feel about it?: Embarrassed (-5)

*What happen when she is triggered?

-Breast expansion 2 (-3)

-ass expansion 2 (-1)

-lactation 3 (3)

-libido 3 (5)

-hair (6)

-tentacles 3 (8)

-pregnancy 2 (10)

-forked tongue (11)

-oviposition 3 (16)

-torn 2 (cow)(17)

-Lewd appendage (cow) (19)

-attuned ears 2 (cow) (20)

-growth 1 (2 meters) (21)

-futanari 2 (vagina+dick) (23)

-beastly eye (25)

-Unusual skin 3 (light green with scale on cheeks, shoulders, forearm, waists) (28)

-strenght 5 (37)

*anything else?

-Shared fate (libido,growth,hair,torn,strenght) (41)

-infection(Breast expansion 2, ass expansion 2, lactation 3, libido 3,hair,pregnancy 2) (46)

-personnality flip (Bright->dull, innocent->lewd, submitive->dominating)(51)

*leftover points

-friend to the weird (56)

-Hired help (51)

-stretchy outfit (48)

-market deal (45)

-Pocket dimension (40)

-hypertime (30)

-Untouchable(20)

-supply Delivery(15)

-immortality 2 (0)

>>6394

Mercy and Pharah

Threesomes, last trip, declare undying love

Lake House

Chaste care giver - play the long game, and it's the right thing to do, I don't want forced love and if it can be cured then we'll see

Give Antidote - it's the right thing to do

+120 with Mercy

+95 with Pharah

now we can actually move on to planning our lives together, a 3-way marriage, children from both, sex all day every day, a long happy life :)

>>6397

pharmercy is objectively the best choice. anyone who takes the talon deal is dead to me

>>6110

world mode

>body

hourglass

>personality

upbeat, lewd, girly, affectionate, outgoing

>hobbies

creative, sexuality

>trigger

moonlight

>stop

worn out

>opinion

accepting

>effects

breast expansion 2

ass expansion 2

libido 3

tentacles 3

unusual skin 2 (green)

strength 3

hellish lips 5

>misc

overdrive

addictive nature+

>extra

immortality

insurance

right tools

outfits

>>7140

>Looking for husbands in the waifu cyoa thread

>>6098

For the first

Male, masculine(5), beauty(15), perfect fit(20), discount(25), perfume(30), salesperson(35), domination(45), languages(55), aphrodisiac(60). Francine, Alie, Beril(+70), Beril is in love(+75), Disease Immunity(80)

Discount means I never have to pay for food again, salesperson means I can make ends meet by selling whatever

I'll fuck a chink and a jap and learn japanese(which is impossible without magic.). Aphrodisiac+perfume lets me sell my spit as some kind of natural viagra with salesperson, so I never have to work again

Beril and she's in love because it says it cleans and I need her to love to me so that I can tell her to just stay quiet and clean the house all day without recognition

diseases immunity cause there were 5 points left

>>6103

Jobs - Peak Condition, Stress Relief.(No actual job, thank you very much.) Heroine: Nagori(I'll make her give up on being an idoru goddamit) . Coffee + Pheromones.(Making the cowgirl say "moo" sounded great but her tits are big enough). Sound Proof Bedroom(yes fucking please), Gadgets, Medlab, Next generation(💦). Lights off.

>>7159

PERSONAL ASSISTANTS RESPOND

>>6110

Guardian. Average>Carefree(-5)>Girly(-5)>Creative(-5)>Fine Arts(-5)>Her Name(+12) > Semen(+8) >Embarassed(-5) >Breast(+1) > Ass(+1) > Libido 2(+2) > Hair(+1) > Lips(+1) > Tongue(+1) > Beastly Eyes(+2) >Attuned Ears(+1) > Rubber Form(+1) > Tail(+2) >Overdrive(+10) > Easy Maint(-5) >Sweet Consuption(-7) > Immortality(-10)

wow this is big

like my thirst

>>6110

I'm kinda cautious of a waifu cyoa that has "Trigger" in the title and doesn't immediately have anything to do with guns and action, but I'll give it a shot

>Matchmaker (0 points to start)

I'm suspicious

>Petite (-5)

Almost all the fun of loli with none of the shame, and for 5 points cheaper!

>Bright (-10)

How bout a girl who's got a brain. Who always… speaks her… mind? Nah? Do whatever with the rest

>Modern media (-15)

Obligatory

>Traditionalism (-20)

For my own sake this is going to be vital

>Arousal (-10)

She's a monster in bed. No, literally

>Climax 8 (6)

I'm taking maxed out libido with this, so in theory she should cum 8 times as easily, making this easy and fun!

>Accepting (6)

Seems the best choice.

>Lactation 1 (7)

A little milk from her itty bitty titties might be fun

>Libido 3 (9)

I like the idea of of her climaxing from the slightest touch again and again and again

>Infectious Dream 1 (10)

She shares her dreams with me, for better or for worse. Usually it's just neat

>Hellish lips 1 (11)

Enough to be sweet and romantic with a bit of extra fun

>Fiery Heart (13)

I personally have Ice Blood so it works pretty well

>Unusual skin 1 (14)

Some fancy designs pop up on her belly and back

>Attuned ears 1 (15)

Cute catgirl ears like in the picture.

>Addictive nature 1 (20)

The wording is very vague, but I think it's saying that aspects of her are addicting to others? Like, I can have it be, as in the example, her taste and it will never come into play because people likely aren't going to be licking her? In that case gimme that free 5 points

>Grand Manor (10)

Skipping immortality for once since it doesn't give it to my waifu as well, thus entirely defeating the purpose of the cyoa if I take it. Instead, a big fancy house would be cool

>Untouchable (0)

Also known as: Free everything forever: Stealing is A-OK, as is not paying taxes. We could have sex in public if we wanted to and even drag in other people… though I wouldn't be that bad. I still have morals and don't really want to dick anybody over

>>7166

>Plain girl

>T4 futa cock (big enough to cause property damage, weight and volume alone may become a legitimate concern. Somewhere between "Legitimately could cause harm if space is not made" and "Could probably level a building")

My guestimate of T4 futa would be that her dick is at least as big as you. Not your dick, but you. Your entire body.

>Money+Upgrade, Pleasure, Extended Health, Suggestion, Book of Magic, Wanderer, Shapeshifter+Upgrade

>Drawback: Jealousy

>Jobs: Tutoring, Detective, Games of Heaven

>Girls: Acacia+Upgrade, Kastell+Upgrade, Primrose, Maya, Aria

Jealousy is whatever. Tutoring is the easiest shit, Detective can't possibly be hard with suggestion, magic and being able to turn invisible to sneak around due to Primrose on top. Games of Heaven is free because I can stop time pretty much, some other girl abilities help but whatever. Pretty much all girls were picked because of their abilities, except Primrose because brats are kinda hot and Aria because I beat the games of heaven so I might as well.

>>8419

It's usually the mark of a shitty CYOA, which is a mixed blessing. In a CYOA where the rewards are kinda shit, immortality can be more of a drawback than anything.

>>8419

Well, immortality would suck ass if i had to spend an eternity as someone like you. Besides, there's nothing "offered over it", it is literally a freebie, so there isn't even an opportunity cost to selecting it.

>>8419

>He thinks immortality is a boon

>>8446

If you're thinking "all my friends and family will die" consider that your memory isn't infinite, and the memories of your original family would eventually be overwritten, you might keep a record of it all but you wouldn't truly remember.

>>6190

Name of song.

>>8895

The problem with being a cat is having to clean yourself with your tongue.

>>8352

perks: (6)

-Pocket dimesion upgrade (-2)

-pleasure (-1)

-shapeshifter upgrade (-2)

-book of magic (-1)

-suggestion (-1)

drawback: mating season (+1)

jobs:

-high school detective suggestion is the power i need for this (+2)

-tutoring lin and rin shapeshift will help cheating (+1)

-game of Heaven (+3)

girls:

-primrose (invisibility)

-acacia (luck)

-alice (-1) (creativity)

-azalea (-1) (clairvoyance)

-rena (-1) (fast learner skills)

-estelle (-1) (Healing)

-lin and rin (-1) (telepathy)

-aria (-1) (blue magic)

>>9023

>home

mansion, my parents are rich idiots. They do care about me, but not in entirely the right way

>role

female role model.

>body type

endowed

>relationship

skinship, flirt.

>style

classy

>personality

proper, prankster, lewd, flirt, tease, brilliant, smug

>sexuality

teacher

>aggressiveness

aggressively submissive.

>>10588

that's already been posted, anon

>>6103

control: collar

powers: love potion, Stockholm syndrom, addict, triggers, endocrine control, orgasm

slave: patty, aubree, sam, jill,

>>6104

**waifu dimension: hard choice but i will pick valentina

**gentle monsterlove: hard choice again. i will take skye

>>6103

insomnia cyoa: weresheep

>>6098

human husband: mystery box… so cool

>>6107

Disgusting cuckchanner sissy kys

I'm trying to find this one CYOA I forgot to save. I'm not completely sure it was a dedicated waifu CYOA, but it did have a waifu-choosing section. It used pictures of real women. One of them was an Asian businesswoman who had some kind of insecurity about her age. I think it had a black background, and I think it also might have been one of those CYOAs where you get some kind of special benefit depending on the waifu you choose. Unfortunately, that's all I remember. And it's not the 3D Waifu CYOA that's on the catalog right now. Anyone know which one I'm talking about?

>>11134

This one?

>>5678

>>6105

>Mother

Diana

>Older Sis

Tia

>Younger Sis

Alice

>>9023

Apartment in the suburb

Future wife

Shortie + Flat

Supportive in public, Skinship in private

Girly

Happy, Childish, Brilliant, Lazybum, Helpful, Nerdy, Bookworm

Receptive

>>9023

>Home

Fairy Tail Home. Basically I lived between a hospital and a costco, surrounded by miles and miles of small brooks and large trees.

>Her role

Future wife because this is a waifu thread.

>Body

Delicious flat chest.

>Relationship.

A mix of Supportive and Reversed Roles for both

>Style

Motherly 99% of the time but Girly on special occasions.

>Personality

Happy

Childish

Brilliant

Motherly

Helpful

Bookworm

Creative

>Sexuality

Submissive Virgin

>Aggressiveness

Once bitten.

>>8352

>New you

Basically Arnold Schwarzenegger in his prime.

>Perks

Pocket dimension+ ALWAYS PICK POCKET DIMENSION

Money+ because money, duh.

Pleasure tier 1 for obvious reasons

Health tier 1 for obvious reasons.

>Drawbacks

none

>Jobs

Mechanical arts for some action! +2

Adventures of another world. No fail state? Free points here I come! +2

Games of Heaven. This one will be the hardest. I'm thinking play chess, when it's my turn I'll enter my pocket dimension while freezing time run a computer simulation on the board, and try that. +3

>Girls

Acacia, I should be able to break her of her tsundere mode quickly enough. -1 for the upgrade to her gift

Alice because she's a QT and I wanna hug her. -1 for upgrade

Ai for cuteness and kink. Her gift, while weird, could be handy. -1 for her and -1 for upgrade

Aria Because that kink is HOT. -1 for her and -1 for upgrade to power

>>8352

>new you

I think I'd like to be a trappy twink for this one.

>money + upgrade

>suggestion

>extended health + upgrade

>book of magic

>book of law

>inverted

(I considered combining this with slave master to be a slave and upgrading book of law to easily undo that, but whatever, I'd prefer being a sub if I can choose the right partners)

>war in the west (4)

>mechanical artes (8)

>Maya + gift upgrade (6)

My teleportation will help me teleport into mech cockpits and kill the pilot directly

my suggestion power should help give maya more self confidence

>azelia + upgrade (4)

I need the clairvoyance for my mech battles

>Rena (3)

She's cute, I like her.

>Marisa (2)

after war in the west my responsibilities are over

>Ai + upgrade

I can't imagine my monsters not being able to help with war in the west

>>12181

>Choose 1

Cow

Christmas Cake

Vampire

Masochist

School Girl

Maid

>Ojou-Sama

Maybe

>Yandere

I'd choose the Yandere if she wouldn't kill the others.

>>12181

>censored version

Why does anyone ever do this? Is there really someone who'd be playing this at work/in front of others?

Comparing to the previous """uncensored""" version, the "giant" image doesn't have any indication of 'giantness' (she looks horny, if anything), and "futa" image doesn't have anything 'futa' about it either (there's only face that looks a bit crazy and something that might be a strand of cum on the clothing)

Archdemon Roommate CYOA

>Roommate

Kyleth

I like her appearence and personality and her power, plus her carrer's good and so the estate, only downside is that we won't see much, but that's okay

<After the year

I won't choose to enslave her, she will just remain my fiancè

>Estate

Fancy Mansion

>Maids

Fallen Angels

>Carrer

Styx HQ

So I'll be the lover of the most famous musician in hell, I'll be a celebrity

>>11171

Late response, I know, but no, it wasn't that one.

>>12196

Not sure why Cow Zynthia's negatives, are negatives, but whatever.

Cow Zynthia + Ranch and Farm = Good slow country livin'

>>8419

Immortality is free here though?

>>6093

>Emely

I honestly have no idea what she'd turn into over time. I have very conflicting interests.

>Isabella.

Thick thigh loli.

>Olivia

Qt Tomboy

>Cecilia

>Kinzie

Qt Nerd girls. I will most likely have to tell Kinzie the Dom Shit was legitimentally my brother's. I know she originally won't beleive me, but she'll forget all about it once I show her the fucked up shit I am into.

>Tamiko

I'll try my best to be a Gentledom

>Shirley

I love music, Seems pretty thick overall too.

Oh jesus, 7 waifus. I'm a lucky man. A Loli, a Musical Prep, two tomboys, two nerd girls,

School

>Mixed School

I already have 7 waifus, 16 if you count Tamiko's clones.

Home

>Apartment

It's going to be crowded. I hope this many waifu won't ruin my laifu.

Boons

>Bully Harem x2

>Power of Love

>Well Endowed

>Guardian Angel

Bullying

>Milking

>No Escape

>Sexual Predator

>Impregnation

>Pervert test

>relentless

>Home cooked meal

Pretty vanilla all things considered.

>>12196

Dorky Zynthia

>>12209

The Cyborg

Very good girl. Others are shit.

>>11134

>>12306

Are you talking about that yin yang harem cyoa?

>>11134

Cursed Girlfriend?

>>12442

It's called Harem Superpowers.

>>6105

Mother: Madeleine Healthy food is a big turn-on

Aunt: Naomi I just want to corrupt her and unleash her desires but I don't want her cockblocking me so she'll live a few blocks away.

Older Sister: Jade Opposites attract

Older Sister: Nina I want her to insult me

Younger Sister: Opal Would be fun to cuddle in bed while I psychonalyse her dreams

>>12662

<ああん~ おねちゃんだいすきです~!

>おねえ, not おね

>better yet, make that お姉

>大好き too while we're at it

>ちゃん does not belong with the honorific お. It definitely needs to be さん here.

>Why is a female moaning that she loves her older sister? Is that supposed to be you saying this?

>>12665

I was literally putting off my nightly japanese studying to yell at someone for using japanese poorly. Time well spent.

>>12664

>おねえ, not おね

Accurate.

>better yet, make that お姉

Meh.

>ちゃん does not belong with the honorific お. It definitely needs to be さん here.

The hell you say. 「おねえちゃん」 gets used all the goddamn time. Seriously, fucking google it. (ちゃん + です is more questionable if one is addressing the 姉 in question; but if you're the sort of person to say 「ですぅ〜！」, ironically or otherwise, then you clearly don't care.)

>Why is a female moaning that she loves her older sister? Is that supposed to be you saying this?

Some people just want to be the little girl, anon. You should know that by now.

>>12666

> I was literally putting off my nightly japanese studying to yell at someone for using japanese poorly. Time well spent.

Time that would be much better spent actually studying Japanese enough to issue accurate corrections.

>>12666

>>12670

You will never learn Japanese. All I ever see from you fags is correcting one another. Makes it seem none of you know what you're talking about, which I reckon is accurate.

>>12712

Or maybe Japanese isn't quite as trivial as you think, so unless they've completed the learning process there'll be mistakes that others will find.

Which is a part of the learning process, BTW

>>13065

haha keep telling yourself that virgin

>>13069

Oh wow, a wannabe chad wants to tell me he knows stuff about language learning. I'm so totally convinced he's not a moron trying to look cool (in front of random anons… kek).

>>6104

Gentle Femdom

>Age

College Student

>Size

Towering Giant

>Physical Build

Athletic

>Breast Size

Mammoth

>Butt & Hips

Badonkadonk

>Facial Features

Sexy and Noble

>Hair

Sex Hair and Buns

>Skin Tone

Fair

>Sex Drive

Sexual Predator

>Romantic Attitude

Publicly Traditional

>Traits

Feminine

Cool

Kind-Hearted

Generous

Smugtacular

Charismatic

Pervert

Motherly

Cunning

Bant-Master

>Fetishes and Desires

Cross-Dressing 3

Lewd Roleplay

Bondage

Cuddling 3

Momdom

Public Sex

>Hobbies

Instrument

Videogames

Anime

Cooking

Shooting

>Extra Features

Futa

Inhumanity 4

>Inhuman

Fluffy Tail

Animal Ears

Razor Teeth

Sharp Claws

>>13098

>Volatile Valentine

I know most of them are totally crazy (though #1 is probably the safe/chuuni kind, unless somehow she isn't), but there's something really hot about a girl that would actually write a letter like #2 (maybe cuz nymphomania is the kind of crazy I don't really mind).

Though the CYOA itself makes me feel like that Kanon game ("Why can't I pick all of them?! If I only pick one the rest will suffer!"). The "cupid" guy isn't helping here, having murdered 4 of their intended boyfriends (probably'd kill more if those weren't dead already)…

>>13164

I've seen this one before, and the text is still horribly tiny, what the hell

>>13175

Regarding the volatile valentines, the author ha said that for whichever ones you don't pick, the other versions of you would be restored.

>>13098

volatile valentine

hard to choose but i pick Mika so i will learn magic and i might be able to clone myself and send 1 clone to each girls so everyone is happy.

karen yukimura

knight theresa

eluqaleni

yuzuki matsuoka

i can't choose between these 4

>>13186

What, even the ones who weren't killed by the "cupid"? Cuz there's two of those

Does anyone have that one cyoa where you start off by being killed and going to heaven where god's a cute girl? You start off with three waifus and a demiplane, and eventually get 100 waifus and the demiplane gets filled with Djinn. anyone got it?

>>13265

My First three waifus will be a Kuudere Tomboy, an Oblivious Milf, and a Nerdy Loli

>Kuudere/ Moderately sized tits/ smaller ass/ slightly smaller than me/ Masculine, Tired, and slightly squared facial features/ Black ponytail with red tips/ Fair skinned

Kinzie

>Deredere/ An impossible hourglass/ Huge and perky/ Larger than life ass/ Slightly smaller than me/ Skinny face with a strong chin, oblivious expression/ Blonde swedish ponytail/ Cream skinned

Cynthia

>Dandere/Body of a 6 yr old/ Flat yet perky/Bubbly and huge for her physical age/ Very Smol, waist height/ Mousey and Masculine face, black long ponytail/ Cream skinned.

Jackie

>Oral (giving), Sleep sex, breast play, Pregnancym Frottage,

Pretty good selection. But i'd also add in

>Incest, groping, free use, making out, skinship, handholding, Harems

I'd use this to go above the 100 waifu limit

>Other

My theme would be a mix between hillbilly south/Appalachia alongside an influx of near future technology, as though everyone won the lotto. It would include forget me not and sunshine valley from Harvest Moon and Sims 3 including it's inhabitants. A small city in the center with a huge underground sewer and catacombs.

>City Sized

Though I don't think I'll be leaving the house often, I'd like to eventually know the plane like the back of my hand.

>Normal

It's Sunrise, sunset, and dusk most of the time. True Day and Night only last about an half and a half each

>Normal

It's always sunshiney and warm with a cool breeze no matter how much rain is falling or snow there is on the ground. Even the snow is room temperature.

>Diverse

A city in the center. Swamps, forests, and hilly plains all around the city.

>Realistic

My home is actually a few interconnected smaller houses. One apartment in the city, a few in the outskirts, and one underground.

I don't think I'll ever outright take the areana but I may get to the middle two in time.

>101st?

Yes definetly. One more waifu.

>>13666

Is the last one a cuck option or is it some kind of a joke on that overused trope (like the Stoic Orc Saga)?

>>13666

nero

>>13175

>>13186

>>13193

The only ones that stay dead are the ones with Franky and VII, since those were dead to begin with.

My plan was to pick Mika, learn how to planeswalk, go to Franky and pick her up, then go to VII and activate "Harem Mode" which I know I put on her.

Then we build a giant magi-tech mecha and hunt cupid down.

>>6394

Seriously, am I in some guy's wet dream?! Well you can SUCK IT dreamer!

>Approach two women(Mercy, Pharah)

Less wank material for this guy. I also like german and middle eastern… DAMMIT I'M ALREADY BEING CORRUPTED!!

>Conversation (Last Trip, Hiking, You)

The least fetish-y options possible. Plus, they're good distractions.

~~>Property(Cottage)

Good place to start hiking… wait, no internet?! FUUUUUUUUU~~

>Property: Gorgeous lake house

Large house, good place to hike from, and plenty of distractions. A dip in the lake should force out any burgeoning lewd thoughts

>Life Together: Utterly chaste caregiver

Cold showers is the name of the game. You won't get any shows from me, dreamer!

>Twist: Refuse the deal

Naturally. I'm not gonna give you a netorare or eternal gangbang scenario! I'm on to your efforts, dreamer!

>The antidote: Administer

Finally! One year huh? I'll have to hike every day, in multiple countries, and carry a lot of garlic bread and cold water bottles, but it'll be worth it to ruin your wank dream! You should've chosen a more corruptible guy!

>Calculating your score: Mercy(110), Pharah(105)

>Your Fate: Harem Protagonist Ending

What

The actual

F@#*!

>>13680

My idea was to make him clean up his own mess (by splitting me somehow and existing "simultaneously" in those six worlds… he totally did that to achieve it in the first place, unless he travels faster than Santa)

>>13683

Aha! Here he is!

…Wait. It took him like an hour to kill all the luckiest versions of me but a whole year to resurrect them? And after that he's still an asshole, the girls were expecting an answer on the day they sent their letters (and how do you get yourself reinstated after being dead for a year?)

>>13684

I think resurrecting people is much harder than killing them in every context.

>asshole

Don't bite the hand that feeds you waifus.

>reinstated

I assume time shenanigans are in play.

The fags have turned the Angel's into women.

>>13710

They turned

>>13683

Reindeer

>>13317

Space marines

>>13314

Fey

>>13278

Literal eldritch monstrosities

>>9023

Sisters

>>6135

Aliens

>>6112

Murderers and tropes

>>6098

>>6095

>>6092

And of course demons into waifus, and angels is what you're hung up on?

>>13710

>>13711

Either someone hasn't heard about Rule63, or about the recent(-ish) overwhelming popularity of Gijinka waifus. Which is rather weird… I mean, even I'm aware of it, and I basically live under a rock

>>13666

nero

>>13683

too hard to choose, may be Dasher

>>12196

Christmas cake zynthia

>>10588

>>6100

tekla

>>6112

gift of dere: dandere

post story yandere: mystery box

yandere sorceress: emilia

elizabeth

>>13778

Buzz - sudo

Literally reality manipulation.

Thump - Throne

I will have anything I want without needing a shred of work, If I understood correctly. Hope she really does love me, because I'm demanding and I want a harem.

>>14030

>I will have anything I want

Only if the things you want can be bought with money and political power. If you want something that requires reality warping you are SOL.

>>6103

superheroine.

House Husband/Stress Relief.

Jessica sounds fun.

Enhanced skeleton and Multitasking.

Medlad and Hideout.

the bonuses will be Coffe shot and sound proof bedroom.

paint the town red.

>>14030

She can make changes to reality, but the more unrealistic the changes, the less permanent she can make them before 'IT' is alerted.

She can make all your headlights turn green, and ensure you always get to any appointment on time, but turning your car into a transformer isn't likely to last more than an hour.

>>14079

She also gets better at it over time. Eventually you might also conquer the IT department and then you can do whatever you want.

>>14082

Eventually, yes. It won't be an effortless endeavor though.

>>14091

>heaven

Danae.

>earth

Nevidd

>hell

Edelmira

>>14196

I like it. Short and simple, but thsts not necessarily a bad thing. If theres a problem with it, its that Thrud and Eostre so obviously best girls that the others dont stand a chance, but that may just be personal taste.

>>14223

Both of them expect way more from you than you could ever possibly accomplish. Thrud at least (probably) understands that though.

>>6110

secret mode

>body type

petite

>personality

lewd

bright

cold

introverted

>hobbies

intellectual

creative

sexuality

>trigger

Name

>off

worn out

>her opinion

addicted

>symptoms

breast expansion 2

violent urges 2

ass expansion 2

libido 3

lips 2

tentacles 3

forked tongue

beastly eyes

horns 2

unusual skin 3 (red)

strength 3

lewd appendage

growth 1

>drawbacks

overdrive

personality flip (outgoing, affectionate)

>perks

easy maintainence

stretchy outfits

tools for the job

insurance crew

pocket dimension

immortality

>>14091

>Heaven

Katriel

>Earth

Olesya

>Hell

Edelmira

>>6110

Gain points first

>>Mode: Guardian (5)

In for a penny, in for a dollar. Together forever… etc.

>>Body: Loli (15)

Oh, when I'm done with her, nobody will be mistaking her for a kid anytime soon ( ?° ?? ?°)

>>Trigger: Constant Build Up 6Hrs (31)

I'll be designing her triggered self to be my ideal. This is the best option that isn't Always On (that one blocks off more lucrative drawbacks later).

>>Turn-off: A Literal Button (39)

I could take Climaxing 2(999999), but that'd be too easy.

>>How she feels: Proud (44)

I'm proud of her too, for being able to turn into something so awesome.

>>Issues

>Breast Expansion 2 (46)

>Ass Expansion 2 (48)

>Growth 1 (49)

She a loli no more. The "baby face" just upsells it.

>Hellish Lips 5 (55)

A kiss to heaven, eh?

>Beastly Eyes [fear] (57)

>Razor Teeth 2 (59)

I like me a bestial look.

>Rubber Form 2 (61)

Oh, the positions we can get up to!

>Strength 3 (63)

Absolute limit for reasonable control. Any higher and it can be dangerous.

>>Else

>Trigger Jam (73)

Why would we want her to turn back?!

>Shared Fate (77)

Beastly Eyes, Strength, Growth, Razor Teeth: Fear the power couple!

Hellish Lips: Now we can make out to harmless exhaustion.

>Addictive Nature 1 (82)

Her "love bites" ensure people come back for more, to their doom.

>Personality Flip (87)

She's indifferent to her transformation once it sets in. Helps life be more normal.

>>Personality

>Upbeat (82)

Why compound depression when you can negate it?

>Bright (77)

Help me keep up, if you find me lacking.

>>Hobbies

>Traditionalism (72)

Excellent skills for a wife.

>Intellectual (68)

Excellent skill for a life partner.

>Creative (63)

Our kids may or may not be the pioneers of the future. We sure as hell are gonna put in the effort.

>>Leftover

>Immortality 2 (48)

Awesome possum.

>Nanobot Injection (41)

Immortality with a cold sucks.

>Pocket Dimension (36)

We can live off the grid while simultaneously engaging in everyday life. Can it get better?

>Untouchable (26)

In case we "accidentally" flatten somebody who had the bright idea to try and experiment on us.

>Hypertime (16)

Time stop powers are never not needed.

>A Friend to the weird (21)

Thanks.

>Money (0)

100M is a good starting budget. Gonna make some investments here and there, then wait for a few centuries for them to pan out.

>>14571

Alien because oy vey no cost on maintenance

>drone 3

2 recon and 1 killer, to kill any nigger on my streets

>Synthetic Skin 3

For me in fact, as I don't leave home.

>Sensors + upgrade 5

huehuehue

>Mind link 3

She'll now know what I want. I hope she knows how to code…

>alternative model

Taller than me, fit, lean, wide hips. Pointless as we can't fuck, I know, but I still want a hug.

All those "quests" are shit. I'll continue my normal life

>>14587

Oh look, it's the celibacy nazi again

…Say, maybe he secretly faps to berating others for being interested in lewd things? That would explain why he wouldn't shut up about it, at least.

>>14593

why do you make more posts responding to bait than contributing or making builds? fuck off worthless zero-content poster.

>>14595

Why do you make posts responding to other posts rather than contributing or making builds? You worthless zero-content poster.

>>14596

Oh look, it's the zero-content nazi again

…Say, maybe he cannot stop jacking it? That would explain why he can't shut up about it, at least.

>>14600

Oh look, it's the zero-content nazi again

…Say, maybe he cannot stop jacking it? That would explain why he can't shut up about it, at leas

>>14600

Are you the guy who writes hypocritical rants or the loser who demands that everything must be chaste or else he starts religious purges? It's getting confusing now

.>>6235

God is dead and you killed him you sick bastard.

>>14732

>an anime about my life

either this is some Truman Show type shit or I don't think this would be terribly popular.

>>14738

Maybe it's based on the idea that "all people are interesting, everyone's life is a drama"? Although I can't possibly imagine anyone taking such interest in mine either.

>>14739

M8, my life consists of searching for work, eating, shitposting and going on bike rides. unless the editing and framing is god tier, it really wouldn't work.

>>14740

I kinda said the same thing. Regardless, there are people who enjoy watching something called "slice of life" (which is as far as I can tell just boring daily stuff), so maybe they know the answer.

>>14732

Wouldn't picking Luna end my reality?

>>14743

Rather than her being secretly the demiurge of our universe, she simply made up an imaginary friend who just happens to be exactly the same as 'you' in every respect (apart from being imaginary, that is).

>>14904

Person who made it posted the first page but never returned.

https://boards.fireden.net/tg/thread/64461781/#q64468728

>>14919

Do you know anything about the author?

>>14930

Nope.

>>14738

My life is fairly interesting, though not enough to warrant an anime.

>Anon-san’s anxiety over university finals have manifested themselves into a stomach ulcer and have put him in the hospital, can he finish his term paper while also dealing with constant discomfort and a weak stomach?

>Can Anon-San finish painting the rest of his Dark Eldar before the big game this weekend at the local game store?

>Will Anon-San ever not have a sleepless night spent awake worrying about the future, about how he’s wasting his best years shitposting and watching anime?

>>15717

I would watch that.

>>15719

>Motherly feminine yandere vs murderous androgynous yandere

An awful lot of choices here. I'm guessing a non-yandere is out of the question?

Also, aside from colors they only seem to differ in breast size. And judging from proportions, they appear to be humanized cranes or something…

>>15731

>The Edsteyai Fyafit

>ych Emreyafya-sndi

>Sfviet Tsiifi

>yaed dyamch iifdityach (fyafit liiz tyaffrs)

>sfissyairt

>rzidl 'dttdlifi

>snfsk tyaffrs

>gtsdyads yaiflz divsifi

For anyone actually familiar with cyrillic alphabets, this looks like a freaking puzzle rather than proper text. It's one thing to replace R with Я to make it look "Russian", but this here is really an overkill.

…Incidentally, first half of this cyoa doesn't seem to be concerned with any kind of waifus altogether.

>>15736

Has been pointed out to the author (after he disappeared) many times. You're not the first, nor will you be the last.

Also yes, the initial WIP of the cyoa didn't have any cartoonish waifus, and was full-on WWII, then the author inserted animu waifus and WWII-punk tech for whatever reason.

Overall, it's not really bad though. Enjoyed it a lot by making a tank-hunter build.

>>15738

>Also yes, the initial WIP of the cyoa didn't have any cartoonish waifus, and was full-on WWII, then the author inserted animu waifus and WWII-punk tech for whatever reason.

>Overall, it's not really bad though. Enjoyed it a lot by making a tank-hunter build.

See the name of this thread.

>>15737

>Tsrddtes shchnei?

My eyes are bleeding

And I'm getting a distinct feeling the phrase above and to the left of it is supposed to be read after…

>>15740

I responded to a guy asking about the author. That was all.

>>15736

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faux_Cyrillic

it's a styalistic choice, but winding up autists like you may also be considered.

>>15745

I'm not surprised that retards make articles about their favourite pastime. It doesn't make them less retarded though.

>>15746

If you read Cryus' scribbles as real letters you don't have any room to call anyone else retarded.

>>15760

Who the fuck is "Cryus", what "scribbles which aren't really letters" are you talking about, and why the fuck am I supposed to be dumber than retards defending their deranged misuse of language?!

>>6094

>Paybacl option

I will make her regret ever bullying me

>>15903

The options here are nice but without pretty much any restriction whatsoever it's more of a questionnaire than a CYOA.

>>15903

Just having her

Preteen

Skinny

Pale

Long

Black

Green

Other (elf)

Clean, Cook, Service, "Service"

Victorian

Casual, Modern

Clingy, Hobbies, Love, Modest, Shy, Timid, Worried

>>15903

Marriage

>Marriage is messed up now so we won't technically be doing that.

Preteen

>She'll get older soon enough.

Voluptuous

>When she gets older. Budding early is fine too.

Pale skin, long red hair, green eyes

To obey you

>The only one needed. I want to hold her a lot. We don't need to start sex right away.

French, victorian

>Whatever looks best. Probably french when she gets older.

Casual, school uniform, simple

>Whichever she needs when not in uniform

Clingy, hobbies, inviting, love