I only have MS paint and suck at everything but here's what I got. Included text and original photo if someone wants to make it look less ass.
Hephzibah is a Jewess, so she has deep ties to the International Bankers Union (IBU.) She is skilled in manipulation and playing the victim, and is willing to use it to further exterminate the Goyim. Her daddy has a lot of money to throw around, so you'll have plenty of capital if you need it, so long as you're circumcised that is. She and her family are VERY active in the occult, and she may try to sacrifice your first born child to Ba'al. She has negative morality