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File: edd704a60dfa149⋯.jpg (1.07 MB,1220x4750,122:475,Space Marine CYOA 1.jpg)

 No.4549

Battle Brother, it's about time you joined our ranks. Time for you to join a squad.

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 No.4550

File: 4125850e4a9dc8e⋯.png (Spoiler Image,2.18 MB,1000x2440,25:61,Space Marine CYOA 2.png)

>>4549

Only view if you open the box.

Be reminded it might contain Heresy.

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 No.4551

File: b811f08408a1716⋯.mp4 (6.58 MB,640x360,16:9,Bold Brathas.mp4)

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 No.4555

File: 1dcfc4810e2e0bc⋯.jpg (71.1 KB,900x635,180:127,muslim saying he is worse ….jpg)

>>4549

Speciality

>Biker

Seems easy.

Chapter

>Imperial Fists

The most… collected ones, I suppose.

Events

>WAAAAGH!

Because it will be fun.

>Pansy

Because rape.

>the only thing worse than a traitor

Because I fucking hate them

I'm only not raping the dark faggots because it seems too hard to catch them. Boy, look at that ass, I'd mount her and nut inside her ass non-stop and also impregnate with my superior human seed (even tho mixing is wrong, it's ok when we cuck our enemies).

Archnemesis

>Warboss Dreksmash

Dueling an ork must be fun if you are a space marine.

Box

First of all kill the Yellow One. Them Rape both eldar and Them free the ork. Slap the eldars if they ever speak something that isn't useful ( if they say "do X, idiot!" I will slap them twice for telling me what to do and calling me an idiot). I doubt I wll need to slap them more than once.

Purge the Dark Eldar.

Tell Krumpkek that it was fun to fight with him and that they should team up against other creatures, As in, each faction attacks from a side and we can go in the center of the enemy army to stomp 'em.

You can have absolute sure that I will date that Lyseria girl in order to learn more about the eldar and jew them into helping the imperium.

Where did you got those eldar pics?They are delicious.

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 No.4559

File: d4d86982ba07525⋯.jpg (246.48 KB,730x1310,73:131,gqZ9i2O.jpg)

File: f68b343e0832d0f⋯.jpg (599.51 KB,1015x870,7:6,imperial_orcs_by_a20t43c-d….jpg)

File: 7df8b5a1633f28f⋯.jpg (549.82 KB,927x750,309:250,da_gloriuz_charge_by_a20t4….jpg)

File: 3c66302c7383f5d⋯.jpg (427.98 KB,904x878,452:439,air_combat_by_a20t43c-d5q2….jpg)

>>4555

>Not passing on Krumpkek's interest in authority figures to the Inquisition so they could experiment and see if his Clan would fight for the Imperium.

As for the pictures, not sure. Maybe the /tg/booru or somewhere else. I didn't make it.,

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 No.4563

>>4549

Tactical Marine

Space Wolves

I can't kill 'nids?! What kind of piece of shit establishment is this?!

Dreksmash, I'm pretty sure it's a law the first portion of any narrative involving Spess Mehreens must be about them fighting Orks, and they're a fun opponent

Black Adder, because two can play at genre-savviness

Setteric, because blowing up a planet full of 'crons is badass

Edmundus

Opened the box

Did not purge Xeno

Got lots of intel and some strange from Xeno

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 No.4566

>>4549

>Techmarine

blastin xenos while chillin with the machine spirits

>Salamanders

Once you go black (from being charred) you never go back (because you burned to death)

>the green tide will evaporate from our flames

>the fire caste will be met with fire

>the cold bodies of the necrons will know heat once more

<Archon

We will sear through any bodies he throws at us until we get to him

>gift

Oh? An admiring civilian gave me this I assume? It happens. I wonder what it is this time. I hope it's not another cat. They're cute, but I can't bring them into battle with me… ffffuuuUUUUCK

>Stormkaptin

That rocket pack… those shiny shoes that seem to ignore the mess of battle… this is one of those odd orderly orks I've come across. If I shout loud enough I should be able to order him around well enough

>Guardian Lyseria

I doubt krumpkek will listen to her, but she may yet have good advice. I'm still leader regardless, but if nothing else some suppressing fire wouldn't be a bad thing.

I kill the other two before I awaken anybody; they don't seem worth the trouble.

Krumpkek gets an honorable fight to the death as his reward. He earned it.

The elf I'll let go… aww, how cute, she's in love. If she'd keep her helmet on I'd consider wraithboning her myself since I could pretend she was a gynoid, but those knife-ears are generally pretty vain. Eh, we'll see where this leads. Go ahead and paint up my armor, idgaf, I replace everything constantly anyway

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 No.4573

File: ba5704f905d5b90⋯.jpg (135.01 KB,617x800,617:800,ravenguard.jpg)

>>4549

>Exceptional Talent

Assault Marine

>Chapter

Raven Guard

>Events

Viola Sept Expansion

Craftword Acanthus

The Tattered Eye

>Arch Nemesis

Shas'o Vant

>Mystery Box

And they shall know no fear.

Open it.

>Mystery Box Options

Free Guardian Lyseria, Wytch Katrass and Fire Warrior Toven. Purge Stormkaptin Krumpkek+ + + + +

From the personal account of Brother Kerith - Raven Guard, Third Company. 995.M41

Page marked with a semi-translucent swatch of fabric Eldar in origin.

+ + + + +

Upon realizing I had fallen for an insidious Xenos trap a moment's hesitation crept through my mind. Was it fear? No, I've not allowed myself to feel that for as long back as I remember my first Thunderhawk jump into a Traitor Legion's FOB. No this was shame, shame that I had fallen for such trickery.

The momentary weakness passed. I didn't have the luxury for feeling sorrow for my self, there was a Xenos to purge. I noted the stasis chambers filled with Xenos as I made a quick check of the equipment that came with me.

♦­ Mark 7 Mars Pattern Jump Pack x1

♦­ Lightning Claws Pair x 1

♦­ Krak Grenade x 4

♦­ Frag Grenade x 4

I have worked alone with less in the pas. For a moment I thought of forging on by my self, but having no intel on what may lay ahead and my gear focused on close quarters tactics I ignored my first instinct to purge the Xenos in stasis.

An Ork, a Fire Warrior, and a pair of Eldar. By the looks of it one of the Eldar seemed more then capable, the other's armor too clean and unadorned. A guardian, foolish Eldar guardian playing at war most like. I rounded upon the stasis chamber's controls and began the rights of awaking. While three of the chambers sputtered to life as their inhabitants awoke, I drove my lighting claws through the skull of the Xenos Ork. Never leave an Ork behind, that's a fast way to see a plan fall apart.

((to be continued))

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 No.4586

>>4559

Good idea, and fucking nice pics.

>>4573

faggot

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 No.4616

File: 2ce05e2906ed360⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,52.42 KB,632x628,158:157,Reason conqueror but with ….jpg)

File: ee26242fbb880b8⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,173.62 KB,574x854,41:61,SW_Legionary_Mk_II.jpg)

>Biker

Gotta go fast. More importantly, gotta run Xenos over on a wicked cool chopper.

>Space Wolves

If you don't choose vikings then vikings will probably choose you.

>Craftworld Acantus

EVISCERATE THE ELDAR SCUM

>The Tattered Eye

SLAY THE HERETICS

>viola sept expansion

KILL EVERY SINGLE EMPEROR-FORSAKEN TAU

>Sha'so Vant

EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

>Box

"might contain Heresy"

Personally see to it's complete destruction.

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 No.4617

File: be9106899894f1d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,180.61 KB,748x1068,187:267,bikey.jpg)

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 No.4622

>>4573

that is a little gay, bro

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 No.4649

File: 8d7b2a4dbe6a035⋯.png (515.32 KB,465x460,93:92,1480211272853.png)

>>4549

>>4550

id become a wolfpriest (space wolves chaplain)

id fight necrons, tau, and orks

id take the ork warboss as my main enemy

id fuck the sexy dark eldar

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 No.4680

File: 76448d54489ee33⋯.jpg (78.62 KB,508x611,508:611,nice.jpg)

>>4649

>fucking unwashed Xenos

enjoy parasites

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 No.5938

>>4549

>Chaplain

>White Scars

>The Tattered Eye, WAAAAGH Dreksmash, and Kabal of the Black Adder.

>Eyetaker Kalos

>Dispose of it.

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 No.10688

>>4549

Fun cyoa to think about

Tech Marine

Salamanders

Events

WAAGH DREKSMASH

The Tattered eye

Kabal of The Black Adder

Archnemisis: Warboss Dreksmash

Chose The Mystery Box

Companions

Krumpkek

Toven

Katrass

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 No.10689

File: 690a9b7ff8925bc⋯.png (490.88 KB,900x617,900:617,690.png)

>>4680

>Fucking xenos

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 No.10696

File: 4c18c97f85dff08⋯.jpg (248.53 KB,1028x1049,1028:1049,Beakies.jpg)

>>10689

>Fucking

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 No.10744

>>10696

>Not getting laid just before you get rendered impotent.

Maybe on Ultramar you’re a bunch of virgins, but things are done differently on Fenris. T. Space Wolves.

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 No.10745

>>10744

>things are done differently on Fenris

I'd say so; Ultramarines may be virgins but Space Wolves are homosexuals interested exclusively in hairy men and bestiality.

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 No.11037

File: 2ab066ac57c323e⋯.png (107.79 KB,350x271,350:271,85E44D5F-FD78-4F46-BE13-B7….png)

>>4549

>Job

Apothecary, never leave the Monastery without one.

>Chapter

Pic related, been running them since 6th edition, For the Khan!

>Events

Waaagh Dreksmash

A good Greenskin purge is needed at least once in every Astartes career.

The Tattered Eye

Vengeance must be served against our heretical counterparts!

>Kabal of the Black Adder

Damnable Dark Eldar, even now they plague us.

>Arch Nemesis

Archon Edmundus

When I catch him we’ll play a fun game of “Where in the Webway is Jaghatai Khan?”

>Open the box?

Yes.

>allies?

Purge the blueberry and Deldar. Krumpkek is bro tier and Lyseria is pretty qt.

Try to convince Krumpkek to get some Boyz and become Freebootaz

Take the Eldar up on her offer, if only to get a bitching chainsabre. Plus, fuck it, Robot Gorillaman gets to hang out with hot Eldar chicks, why can’t I have a qt xenos gf?

All in all, about 98.7% heretical but idgaf.

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 No.11578

>>4549

>Apothecary

>Salamanders

There's nothing you can survive that can't be fixed with cauterization.

>WAAAAGH Dreksmash

Green IS Best, but even better on Black, and backed by Gold.

>The Tattered Eye

[muffled 'fucking heretics' in the background]

>Tomb World Setteric

No no no. It's Green ON Black BACKED by gold, you fuckers are GOLD on BLACK backed by GREEN. Get it together.

>Kalos

Simply because I like his design the most. Heresy is aesthetic as fuck.

>Open the Box

I like presents

>Krumpkek

Green is BEST. Try to teach him the virtues of being the team medic. Or at least why you don't fight the Mad Doc when he's trying to heal you.

>Toven

I'll see you're greater good, and raise you The God Emperor of Mankind. There are such things as sanctioned Xenos.

>Lyseria

She can try to be leader, but let's be real. I'm team dad, and Daddy's always in charge.

>Katrass

I'll take the advice given and just point her in the right direction, and also patch her up when the fighting's done. She's probably never had actual, non-body horror inducing medical care before.

>Part in Peace

I'll try to become a rogue trader or something after this.I shall follow in the foot steps of my primarch and spread friendship and fire across the stars. I'll send Toven Post Cards of the better Imperium Worlds. If I ever need to fight Tyrinids or something I'll just enter Krumpkek's territory and suggest teaming up for an even bigger WAAAGH. Lyseria gets a head pat, but I doubt her craftworld would be so glad to see me.

And that's a no on the drug sex, but Katrass can also have a head pat.

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 No.12124

>>4549

I'm gonna be Raven Guard Tactical Marine.

First orks, they sound like fun and a good first engagement.

Second DEldar, I will stick bolt-gun in bagina

Third Tau, we need to press the advantage we have against them and destroy them once and for all, with all the nid attacks, the farsight conclaves, and chaos deciding it wants to jizz on them.

I'll take Vant as my enemy, I hope to kill him in honorable combat to strike a great blow against tau morale.

[/spoiler]Open the box.[/spoiler]

Free them all, kill the DEldar when we escape or maybe not if the yandere elf thinks she can be brought back to her craftworld, she does have extreme brain damage and might be able to be convinced to change her ways throughout out time together I will try convince him to join the Imperium and (with the eldar(s) help) convince him that it is the only thing that can stop chaos and the nids (and show him what they did to the tau empire while he was in stasis). I don't see him refusing at that point.

I'm going to see if we can recruit the ork, as he seems to be at least tentatively loyal to me, and by extent the imerium. More importantly are his spores loyal? and can he convince the rest of his klan to fight for us?

I know it's heretical but I start a long distance friendship with the craftworld eldar that maybe turns into something more. Besides, given the current state of the galaxy and the imperium i'd say it's important to remain in as good of a relationship with the eldar as possible, and maybe our friendship could help out with our standing with her craftworld.

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 No.14698

File: f652f7f3323c6d2⋯.png (1.48 MB,1260x4725,4:15,Space Marine Chapter pg1 C….png)

File: aa179cf4d6fb9ec⋯.png (1.38 MB,1260x4725,4:15,Space Marine Chapter pg2 C….png)

File: fa6dbc585293301⋯.png (2.02 MB,1260x4725,4:15,Space Marine Chapter pg3 C….png)

File: d7581033ed9682d⋯.png (1.97 MB,1260x4725,4:15,Space Marine Chapter pg4 C….png)

File: c973bba58a80f6a⋯.png (1.92 MB,1260x4725,4:15,Space Marine Chapter pg5 C….png)

Bump with alternative.

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 No.14718

>>14698

>third image

>Iron Fists

The Iron Hands really can never catch a break can they?

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 No.14745

>>14698

>Salamander (25 points total)

Vulkan lives! *stomp stomp*

>Ossmodula deviancy (35)

As if the skin and eyes we inherited didn't make us look bad enough

>Uncanny presence (45)

It's a lot harder to make friends like our parent chapter does, but we still try to be nice

>Partially compliant (55)

It has some good ideas, but it's far from a perfect guide

>Stable (60)

All I'm going to say about this is that my opinion of the grey knights used to be higher

>Deathworld (70)

We call it Cipactli. Once upon a time it was said that the planet's surface was an eternally hungry crocodile with infinite mouths, and that if not regularly fed sacrifices the many mouths would open and swallow the entire populace. The truth is that it just has an obscene amount of volcanoes

>mountain citadel (60)

The largest "mouth" of the beast has since become our monastery and main forge

>Parent chapter favors us (55)

We're all together in the hunt for vulkan's relics

>Ecclesiarchy has a grudge(65)

We look and feel too demonic for their tastes. I guess they just happened to miss every battle we've ever fought in the name of the Emperor

>Inquisition has a grudge (85)

I believe I already mentioned the grey knights earlier

>Militarum favors us (80)

It took a while, I'll be honest. But there comes a time in every battle where reinforcements are reinforcements.

>Navy is neutral (80)

We haven't really interacted enough for opinions to form one way or another. We know we're on the same side, and that seems to be enough

>Mechanicus favors us (65)

They admire our devotion to the forging traditions set by our parent chapter, and it helps that we let them have a sizable outpost on our homeworld. It's no Mars, but it's still pretty respectable

>Assault specialists

We have a tactic we call "the four suns" which is basically just multiple waves of deep strikes where each one serves as a distraction from the next, drawing enemies away from subsequent targets

>Ancient armory (60)

We don't have everything the salamanders have, but the help of our local admechs make up for it

>Powerful Fleet (40)

Part of what makes the four suns possible. We use multiple ships to deepstrike different places in relatively rapid succession

>Not one step back (30)

We are to be as unbreakable as the equipment we forge

>Legendary hero (25)

That would be me. Some say the artifacts I've forged are of quality worthy of Vulkan himself; though I know better than to be so prideful, it does good things for morale.

>Order of artificers (25)

Everything goes through the local mechanicus to get a stamp of approval before touching the battlefield of course, but since it is LOCAL mechanicus this doesn't add much of any time

>Freeblade Ally (15)

He has some relationship with the admechs we house, though I'm not sure of the specifics, especially as a freeblade. He seems to like us at least as much as them, though at least

>Primaris reinforcements (0)

The last of the perks granted to us by being so literally close to the admechs. Some of the specifics needed to produce primaris marines can be manufactured here with relative ease, so as payment we have a handful of our own. Not a huge amount, not even a full company, but enough to give us an edge whenever they take the field

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 No.14775

>>14698

>Parent chapter

>If chapter isn't listed below, use other/unknown

>Dark Angels are lumped in with the traitors

Ha, but no. Loyal son of Lion El'Jonson

THE ONLY KIND THERE IS

>Flaws

Uncanny presence

Many chapters have been known to go missing after coming into contact with the Fallen

Dark Angels wearing archaic battle plate and wielding Heresy era weapons.

Most often, the chapter has been nearby when these disappearances occur.

>Codex compliance

Partially compliant

Like our founding chapter, we maintain a contingent of terminators and bikers for special combat operations.

>Chapter strength

Stable

Our chapter has taken some losses during the hunt for the Fallen xenos and heretics

>Home world

Fleet based

Just as our parent chapter has lost Caliban, so shall we deny ourselves a home save among the stars.

>Relationships

>Parent chapter

Favour

We maintain good relations with the Unforgiven, almost to the point where we share a chain of command

>Ecclesiarchy

Grudge

Firing on ecclesiastical vessels because they managed to capture a Fallen Angel certain heretic with claims of ties to the Dark Angels will do that to you.

>Inquisition

Hahahahahahahaha, Grudge.

Too many Inquisitors have gone missing investigating the nature of the prisoners we deposit at The Rock.

>Astra Militarum

Favour

This one was an accident, but hey, we got what we came for and the Chaos Incursion was crushed.

>Imperial Navy

Grudge

Ships tend to blow up around us

>Ad Mech

Favour

We have enough Archaeotech lying around that this wasn't even a question.

>Chapter tactics

Swift Riders

The old Ravenwing special, bikes rush in, shoot, drop some teleport homers so the Deathwing can pop in, get back out again.

>Chapter perks

>Ancient Armory

As it says, Contempter Dreadnoughts, Volkite weapons, and stasis shells.

>Unusual Command

Interrogator Chaplains, also, it appears that most of the chapter command takes orders from Grand-master Azrael

>Secretive Nature

Because Dark Angels

>Powerful Fleet

What's the point of being fleet based if you can't have a powerful fleet?

>Psychic aptitude.

We maintain a higher than usual librarium, if only to better extract confessions from the Fallen Hear news of the Fallen Angels

ENSURE THAT THE REPUTATION FOR ABSOLUTE LOYALTY FROM THE SONS OF THE LION IS MAINTAINED

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 No.14857

File: c33083454c6f192⋯.jpg (28.56 KB,250x313,250:313,Sentinels_of_Terra_Kai_Lim.jpg)

File: 48f9e65856c810c⋯.jpg (659.2 KB,2457x1670,2457:1670,193773.jpg)

>>14698

>Imperial Fists

>Partially compliant

>Stable numbers

>Death world

>Grounded ship

<Favours

>Parent chapter

>Essclesiarchy

>Astra Militarum

<Grudges

>Inquisition

>Imperial Navy

>Adeptus Mechanicus

>Assault specialists

>Unusual command

>Legendary hero

>Divine revelation

>Order of artifacts

>Camouflage

>Ancient armory

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 No.14858

>>4549

>Specialty

Tech marine. Just as adaptable as a tactical marine but with added techno magic

>Chapter

Imperial fists are the least retarded

>Events

WAAAAGH, because fuck the greenskins

Craftworld, because fuck the knife ears

Viola Sept Expansion, because fuck the blue weebs

>Archnemesis

Shas'O Vant, because he may LARP as a samura, but at least he has honor.

>Box

Open the box

Purge or party up

Free and ally with Fire Warrior Tovan, and Guardian Lyseria. Tovan is a good shot and Lyseria is support apparently

Purge or part ways

Part with Tovan under the condition that he inform his superiors that they would be better off focusing their efforts on destroying the orks, tyranids, and necrons. The empire is a brick wall, and they will only break their backs trying to move us.

Lyseria is a difficult choice. She is a filthy xeno but she appears to be sexually interested in me. If I believe I can use this to negotiate a temporary treaty with the knife ears so we can focus on fighting the necrons, orks, and tyranids I will humor her. If not she dies.

The eldar and Tau are filthy xeno scum that were made to serve mankind, or be extinguished, but they have at least SOME faculties of reason. Orks, necrons, and tyranids are incapable of being reasoned with, and must be purged immediately. Once they have been taken care of we can "negotiate" with the remaining lesser races

*Of course Chaos is also a topic to consider. The knife ears are pathetically susceptible to it's call, but the weebs are a different story. We would have to run tests on them in order to see how resilient their autism makes them to the corrupting influence of Chaos. We may be able to push them to extinction by throwing them against the heart of terror. Two birds one bolter round and all that.**

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