No.3662
Fuck red and blue pills, take the Lew/d/ pill
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No.3667
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No.3696
 | Rolled 46, 71, 8, 23 = 148 (4d100) |
>>3662
Time to be the lewd guinea pig
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No.3923
>>3662
This is actually pretty deep.
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No.3930
 | Rolled 47, 19, 65, 42 = 173 (4d100) |
>>3662
Im skeptical but let it roll
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No.3972
>>3671
Just letting you know this board does not exist for you to advertise.
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No.6559
>>3662
cyoa-mad scientist
*main benefits:
-perfect look (-25)
-long life (-75) Eternal youth (-150)
-strenght (-200) super strenght (-275)
-reflexes (-325) super speed (-400)
-immunity (-440)
*superior benefits:
-regeneration (-490)
-teleportation (-565)
-clone (-640)
*main side effect:
-fertility (-620)
-aura of lust (-590)
-cupid (-565)
-sensitive (-540)
-ever aroused (-505)
-heat (-485)
-pavlovian response (-465) the trigger word is "girl"
-futanari (-485)
*secondary side effect:
-stretchy (-460)
-eggs (-435)
-phantasm (-400)
-linear tube (-385)
-inflation (-365)
-weird preggo (-330)
-reputation (-315)
-no onanism (-305)
mutation side effect:
-bull tail (-295)
-bull ears (-290)
-bull horns (-285)
-long tongue (-275)
-double dick (-255)
-barely fits (-240)
-cum fountain (-225)
-ovipositor (-200)
-horse cock (-180)
-inhuman eyes (-165) glowing
-change skin color (-160) chocolate
-fast pregnancy (-145)
-early adult (-105)
-huge breasts (-95)
-fuckable tits (-70)
* superior benefit malfunction:
-evil clone (-30)
-call sign (0) chocolate skin color
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No.6566
mad scientist
>main benefits
smart
long life (-100)
eternal youth (-75)
>superior benefits
super smart (-75)
>main side effects
aura of lust (+30)
sex addict (they synergise well)
>secondary side effects
reputation (+15)
head off (+20)
stretchy (+25)
inflation (+20)
root feet (+60)
fertilizer skin (+40) 50
>mutation effects
inhuman eyes, in the form of heterochromic cat eyes (+15)
>male only effects
cum recycle
>superior benefit malfunction
none
welp, time to take over the world
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No.6600
Mad Scientist mode.
>Long Life -50
>Perfect Looks -25
>Eternal Youth -75
>Regeneration -50
>Clone -75
-275
>Ever Aroused +35
>Fertility +20
>Submissive +20
>Easy Victim +25
>Sensitive +25
-275 + 125 = -140
>Weird Preggo +35
>No Onanism +10
>Crawl +40
-140 + 85 = -55
>Paws +45 (preferably not paws as such, but useless hands)
-55 + 45 = -10
>Lactation +20
>Extra Breasts +20
>Huge Breasts +10
>Bitch +20
>Fast Pregnancy +15
-10 + 85 = +75
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No.6604
>>3662
ryoa experiment
benefits:
75->read minds
38->perfect look
main side effect:
77->cupid
31->fertility
others side effect:
14->slut
93->micro dick
this is surprisingly logic: i fall in love with a lady (cupid), i read her mind and know how to seduce her she fall in love with me and my perfect look. when we fuck she make fun of my little dick then i get mad and decide to and never fuck her again (slut). Then,she get pregnant because of my fertility and end up being a lonely mom.
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No.6613
Mad Scientist
Benefits/Malfunctions
Immunity, Care Free, Perfect Look + Call Sign, Long Life + Eternal Youth, Regeneration + Long Rest
Side Effects
Gender Bender, Ever Aroused, Sex Addict, Feed on Lust, Easy Victim, Sensitive, Inhuman Ears(Elf), Lactation, Huge Breasts
This turns me into an immortal, mild succubus. Regeneration is needed so I don't accumulate permanent injuries like hearing and bone damage.
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No.6614
Ahahaha, I would personally never take any of the options apart from Mad Scientist, but I decided to roll a few dice on random org to see what it would generate. Favourite one was Super Speed and Immunity, but I'm Submissive and an Easy Victim, and am paralyzed whenever someone is looking at me, and I have a horse cock :p Talk about a victim magnet!
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No.7125
Mad Scientist(Duh)
Sides:Aura of Lust(+30)
Sensitive(+25)
Pavlovian(+20)
Heat(+20)
Perfect Disgestion(-10)
Secondary:
Head off(+20)
Marathon(+25)
Clumsy(+25)
Change Skin(+5)(Make me white lmao)
Fur(+10)(It was either this or the horns, I ain't getting the horns)
Inhuman Ears, Long Tongue, Tail(+25)
Dog Knot, Dildo Dick, Spikey, Fountain, P*ssy Lover, Barely(125)
320!
Main: Never Sleep(-35)
Long Life(-50)
Care Free(-25)
Immunity(-30)
(-140)
Superior:
Invisibility(-50)
Read Minds(-50)
Perfect(-25)
Doppel(-50)
(-175)
315 in, 315 out.
Living for thrice as long, without ever having to sleep, immune to STDs, and able to control my fertility(which would be kept at maximum at all times lmoa screw this fetish).
Invisibility and mind reading just for the hell of it, those are pretty free. Perfect looks because it's cheap as hell for what it does, same could be said for Doppel, light shape shifting is all I need.
Secondaries, well, head off is a pretty free 20 points, the same could be said for Marathon. I'm clumsy enough irl so I wouldn't feel the hit from it as much, change skin as a fucking meme I'm not actually getting it. Fur because I needed the +10 specially. I grouped all the sexual ones, there's something about the idea of having a dick that can bind someone while hurting they that's hot as hell. Detchable because it's free, why else, same for the animal body parts, really. Muh minmax.
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No.7126
I SPENT HUNDREDS OF POINTS JUST SO I COULD TURN MYSELF INTO A DOG AND FUCK MYSELF
GET FUCKED
It was kinda fun but the whole thing didn't really do much for me. I guess I'm not the target audience.
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No.10350
This was actually the CYOA that got me into CYOAs. Not that I hadn't seen choice images before, they were a common and enjoyable shitpost on /v/, but this marked the turning point from something I occasionally see to something I look for.
Fairy build
>Main Benefits
Immunity -30
Care Free -25
Perfect Look -25
Long Life -50
Eternal Youth -75
Regeneration -50
Fly -50
Telekinesis -100
Reflexes -50
Super Speed -75
>Main Side Effects
Futanari -20
Sensitive +25
Pavlovian Response +20
>Secondary Side Effects
Stretchy +25
Short Stack +25
Micro Size +50
Progenitor -25?
>Mutation side effects
Tail +10
Inhuman ears +5
Inhuman Eyes +15
Long Tongue +10
>Male Side Effects
Cum Recyle +25
Trap +10
Penis Tentacle +25
Dog Knot +20
Double dick +20
Barely Fits +15
Dildo Dick +20
Fuckable Dick +15
Cum Fountain +15
Henpecked +35
Horse cock +20
Free willy +15
>Female only side effects
Ouvert +15
Fast Pregnancy +15
Early Adult +40
>Malfunctions
wings +25
Call Sign +30
>Combos
Reincarnation
I'd rather be purely female, but I figure I can take all the penis drawbacks and detach it, at which point I'm just a girl with weird dildos I can feel. I COULD take the last two (spiky/ovi), but I figure I MIGHT want to use it on myself. I'd like to take Super Strength, which makes me strong in spite of my size, and teleportation, but I think speed and telekinesis are more interesting. I really have to be careful of getting pregnant, because my immortal children could overrun the world. On the other hand if I didn't take progenitor any children I had would have to suffer being fairy sized without any of the benefits.
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No.10351
>Fuckbomb build
>Benefits
Regeneration -50
Immunity -40
Long Life -50
Eternal Youth -75
Mind Control -150
>Main Side Effects
Futanari -20
Ever Aroused +35
Fertility +20
Sex Addict +20
Feed on Lust +25
Heat +20
Public Whore +30
Aura of Lust +30
Pavlovian Response +20
>Secondary side effects
Nude +15
Head Off +20
Progenitor -25
Stretchy +25
>Male
Dildo dick +20
Double dick +20
Cum Fountain +15
Pussy Lover +25
>Female
Cock Lover +20
Ouvert +15
Fuck addict +25
Surrogate -50
Bitch +20
Fast Pregnancy +15
Early Adult +40
>Combo
Reincarnation
Whoever takes this pill begins fucking themselves and/or anyone nearby, using mind control if necessary to force others to fuck/get fucked. Every time they are impregnated (by their own dildo dicks if necessary) the baby is transferred to the nearest available womb, where it quickly matures and creates a new fuckbomb. The fuckbomb is nearly impossible to kill. It does not require food or air to survive, it is immune to all disease and poison, and quickly regenerates from nearly all injuries. Should it manage to die it will be reborn almost immediately.
The population explosion of fuckbombs will quickly overwhelm the world. All women will quickly be infected with fuckbomb pregnancies. The few men who manage to avoid falling victim to their lusts will not be able to hide for long as the fuckbombs literally cover the entire world. Eventually the only thing that will be able to stop their procreation is their own gravity. Fuckbombs do not obey conservation of mass or energy, and therefor their total mass will grow until the planet (a writhing ball of flesh) simply becomes too large. One can only hope that aliens are not also susceptible to Surrogate, or else this weapon will annihilate all life in the universe.
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No.10354
>>10350
> This was actually the CYOA that got me into CYOAs.
I‘m honored and happy to entertain.
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No.12989
 | Rolled 43, 99, 40, 2, 18, 49 = 251 (6d100) |
waltzin matilda
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