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Adventurer 12/23/16 (Fri) 10:16:11 No.2298

boom, new content because fuck you.

Adventurer 12/23/16 (Fri) 10:26:56 No.2299

BTW, I would choose androgynoid, colony class, and apocalypse or probing.

Alternatively, I would choose human, fighter class, and breeding.

If I was gay I would go Sirak, smuggler class, and breeding.

Adventurer 12/24/16 (Sat) 05:35:17 No.2300

>Benefactor

Sirak. Lizard people are cool I guess. Plus they'd teach me about the secrets of space and the universe while not worrying about them killing me.

>Ship

Saucer. Don't want to be too uncomfortable but also don't want to spend forever in space.

>Reason

Knawledge

Troll Thread OP !3GguJeKwzU 12/26/16 (Mon) 11:15:07 No.2304

>>2298

>human

I like this trope and I have no idea why, I've never seen a good story that uses it. Maybe because they're so often portrayed as extremely sexy.

>colony ship

I'm willing to spend as much time as needed on the journey seeing as I'm in a veritable garden of Eden all the while

>breeding

Human psychology dictates that it won't be cold mechanical rape but rather intimate warm rape.

I beat the CYOA!

Adventurer 12/29/16 (Thu) 06:26:56 No.2305

>>2299

Probing looks like the best option.

Adventurer 04/09/17 (Sun) 21:20:18 No.2577

>>2298

>Blacks aren't human.

Well that requires a lot of follow up questions, starting with what about everyone else BUT white or black people?

Adventurer 04/12/17 (Wed) 23:41:04 No.2612

Autogynoid, for the ability to reason with them.

Smugger Class, so I can have a little elbow room and good food.

Gamma Ray Burst, because I like The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Adventurer 04/13/17 (Thu) 09:36:09 No.2615

>>2577

Fuck it, I dunno. let's say they're white supremacists. Whites are the only humans on earth, everything else is either a monkey (blacks) or a half breed of blacks and whites in some way or another (beaners).

Adventurer 04/14/17 (Fri) 02:48:30 No.2616

Twi'lek because easily enslaved, also looks. oh and +5 edge points for "black aren't human"

smuggler class, because I like having some breathing room, and knowledge so that I can slowly manipulate her into seeing me as an equal.

not bad.

Adventurer 04/14/17 (Fri) 20:25:46 No.2617

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>>2298

Human:

The Vanir lead by the Goddess Freya

AKA Tall Nordic Albino Space Nazi's

Ship:

Saucer Class in transit to Folkvang (Capital biome Ship)

Breeding:

The Space Nazi's abhorred out-breeding so much they are all equivalent to direct blood siblings. Despite their obsession with eugenics (and genetically engineering every new child to be as perfect as possible), the Goddess has decided that some genetic diversity is necessary for the species to have 'vigor.' I was chosen because by the Goddess for my imperfection, feminine beauty, and whiteness despite being male. Reproduction will take place the natural way so to impart 'vitality' missing from technological reproduction. The act of natural reproduction comes with random outcomes that and resilience to the species.

… Heaven… in Heaven?… but I am essentially a sex slave, and ejaculating is draining as fuck. The males (almost as beautiful as the females) also want to fuck me in the ass, out of envy.

Adventurer 04/14/17 (Fri) 20:32:59 No.2618

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>>2617

Gods, I made a lot of spelling mistakes there. Let me try again.

Human:

The Vanir lead by the Goddess Freya

AKA Tall Nordic Albino Space Nazi's

Ship:

Saucer Class in transit to Folkvang (Capital biome Ship)

Breeding:

The Space Nazi's abhorred out-breeding so much they are all equivalent to direct blood siblings. Despite their obsession with eugenics (and genetically engineering every new child to be as perfect as possible), the Goddess has decided that some genetic diversity is necessary for the species to have 'vigor.' I was chosen by the Goddess for my imperfection, feminine beauty, and whiteness… despite being male. Reproduction will take place the natural way so to impart 'vitality' missing from technological reproduction. The act of natural reproduction comes with random outcomes that add resilience to the species. Or so goes the logic. Some say Freya just wanted a new sex toy…

So I'm in Heaven… in Heaven?… but I am essentially a sex slave, and ejaculating is draining as fuck. The males (almost as beautiful as the females) also want to fuck me in the ass and mouth out of envy.

Adventurer 04/14/17 (Fri) 22:01:12 No.2619

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>>2618

OK one more re-roll:

Benefactor:

Protoss

Ship:

Carrier

Why?

Humanities near extinction:

Humanity was devastated/infested by the Zerg who were subsequently assimilated by the Borg.

The Protoss being a slow reproducing race, desire a vassal species to make up for their low numbers, and so they have saved me, and plan to use my DNA, to create a female clone of myself by removing the Y chromosome and duplicating the X chromosome with a few edits considered uplifitment by the Protoss (the capability for psionic communication). The Psionic ability of the Protoss is their only resistance against the Borg who have no understanding of this realm.

https://steemit.com/@voxxe

Adventurer 05/04/17 (Thu) 01:35:12 No.2762

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>>2619

>The Protoss have also acquired and adapted and Asgard and Ancient (Stargate) technologies especially relating to genetics, nanotechnology, and more advanced warp gates. This allows them to counter the Borg-Zerg. Humans are to be used as the sub-commanders of Nano-Tech AI armies, while the Protoss act as Fleet Admirals and operate strategic command. The Protoss do not view this subordination of humanity as enslavement as they are the reason for humanity's continued existence.

Adventurer 06/30/17 (Fri) 15:02:01 No.4055

Human - all females, turns out their planet is populated with nothing but submissive, sex crazed, women and they need men from earth to keep their population alive, because all the men on their world died out do to some scifi reason or another, bah whatever sex with a bunch of submissive, sex crazed women who all live to serve the every whim of men, who cares why?

Colony Ship

Breeding - all day every day