>>16559
>You were a Revolutionary
Who knew shitposting about the Ottoman empire could get me in such hot water?! I blame the butthurt anglo roach-slaves!
>Mafia put a hit on both of us
Great, I'm guessing my doppelganger was a bleeding heart goody-two-shoes that murdered mafia bosses for the good of the community.
Shhhh, don't ruin it for me!
>Hospital Blanket
Guess I can use this to dispose of drugs, sliced up corpses, and trash.
>Modern Shotgun
Oh hell yeah! No mafiosi boss is safe from me! I'm going full-on punisher on everyone!
>Dynamite
SMOKE BOMB!
>Lucy Boucher
I'll have to fix her smoking habit, but I can dig the pyromania. It won't take much to convince her to lend me some incendiaries, now would it?
>>Friendos
>Victor Durand
The kid can lead me to Mafiosi joints-
>Team Bravo
-and the A-team here can cordon it off while I murder the whole lot for daring to imply they'd exist in Ottoman society!
>The Detective's Hideout
Guns are better than teddy bears for warding off monsters.
>>Skills (10)
>Stoicism 4 (1)
Why does it feel like everything's child-proofed in this universe? The Mafia are using Nerf guns for crying out loud!
>Agility 1 (0)
I haven't exercised in a long time. It'll come back to me eventually.
>Charisma 3 (free)
All those months arguing about the validity of Ottomans hath granted me the ability to enforce the truth on others, no matter how much they disbelieve it.
>>Karma (5+2=7)
>Surprise (4)
Your surprise shot better count, or I'll root out everyone of you little ninjas!
>Shadow Puppet (0)
If I ever need to unlock a door or prank anybody.
>>Weaknesses
>Paranoid
Aka social anxiety remission, with a vengeance.
>Lobotomite
Um, what were the Ottomans again? Little chairs?
>Honorable
I'm burning down all drug dens and wineries. I'm saving the bowling alley for last, is all.
>>Issues
>Marked in Indigo
Aheh, it seems I'll have to find the seedier elements of the police force and implicate them in this.