No.15326
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No.15330
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No.15332
Very annoying diction and unneeded pornography thrown in everywhere. I can't read this.
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No.15335
>>15332
The porn's fine, it's the furfaggotry that's the problem.
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No.15336
>>15332
>>15335
>unneeded pornography thrown in everywhere
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No.15337
>>15336
>where do you think you are right now
/cyoa/ not /pornwithchoices/
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No.15339
>>15337
Check a good 75% of the threads on this board and I think you will see the irony of your words.
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No.15341
>>15326
da wey dat dis is ritten souns loik a retar'ed ork it duz
>Mode
waifu
>difficulty
CYOA because fuck you that's why.
>races
angel, because qt
>physical appearance
Bust = AA (FLAT CHEST IS JUSTICE!)
Butt = 4 bellow average
Fertility = 10% chance ( want kids, but not right now)
Hair = silver
eyes = blue
skin = light pink
hair length = knee length
lip fullness = low
squishiness (?) = average
magic resistance = immune, because angel, duh
beauty = 10 a knockout, because duh
stamina = infinite
cycle = no period, just horny once a month
muscle mass = lean
pheromone vulnerability = 10 totally immune
pheromone production = 9 they smell fantastic
testicle size = 0 no balls
dick size = no dick
height = 6'1
age = 19
curviness (?) = normal for her size?
waist = normal for her size
hips = normal for her size
smell = 10, because why not
vision = 10, also because why not
hearing = see above
ticklishness = only a little bit ticklish
wtf? half of those were retarded.
>Personality
affection = 9, because I don't want them to meld with me
assertiveness = 1
clinginess = 3 a lot
fellowship = 8 good
fortitude = 10
frugality = 9 absolute hermit tier
kindness = 9 extremely high (why is the picture a girl giving a handjob?)
lawfullness = 9 almost always
libido = 10, infinite fucking
lust = 10, because I want to be wanted
love = 10, see above
loyalty = 10 (to me) 8 (everyone else)
maternal instance = 8 want
mental turbulence = 10 perfectly sane ('m already dealing with my own shit, I don't need to deal with theirs.)
nastiness = 1 because she's a fucking angel
nerdiness = 8, I want a nerd, not an autist
relgion = Christianity, because that's what I associate "angel" with
orthodoxy = 10, because she's a fucking angel
sexual domnance = negative 10
self confidence = 2 (for me, because I want to be her knight in shining armor like the autist I am) 8 for others
sociality = 2, we can NEET together
stubborness = 4 (for me, I'm ok with her disagreeing, and even encourage it, but at the end of the day I'm in charge.) 8 (for others)
temper = 10 for me 6 for others
work ethic = 10, because angel
political beliefs = conservative nationalist socialist, let's be honest, heaven is filled with winged nazis and they built a wall around it
political ferver = 4 above average.
style = feminine with feminine formal for special occasions
lewdness = 8, I want her to want me, but she should still be able to function
creativity = average
eloquence = 10
wit = 5 average
sexual orientation = bisexual-ish. I am the only male she's attracted too, and she would only ever be attracted to a girl if we had a 3-some
bravery = 10, because angel.
half of those don't make sense wither
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No.15342
>>15341
>kinks
oral = g 8, r 5
porn = 3, angels don't watch porn
anal = g 5, r 6
risky sex = 6
cuddles = 10 (she loves it)
threeway = 7
growth = g/r 1
furry = 4
excessive proportions = g/r 1
vore = g/r 1
tails = g 4, r 1
futanari = g 8, r 1
scent play = 9
armpits = This is worded weirdly so I'll specify that for her, receiving a dick in her armpit is 5, giving in someone else's is 1
feet = she loves feet, like at an 8-ish level
dress up = 9
pregnancy = She REALLY wants to get pregnant, but doesn't force it, so like a 9
fisting = g/r 6 (anal only)
spanking = g 1, r 9
whipping = g 1, r 9
light pain = g 1, r 9
high pain =g 1, r 4
rope bunny = g 1, r 4
tickling = g 1, r 5
pet play = g 1, r 9
master slave g 1, r 10. (this is her main kink, she wants to be owned.)
cucking = g 1, r 8 (she likes to watch during 3somes)
scat = g 0, r 1
gore = g 0, r 0
bestiality = g -1, r -1
snuff = g 0, r 0
watersports = g 0, r 7 (it's the submission aspect she likes, not the piss itself)
vomit = g 0, r 0
>skills
BJs = 10
bondage = she won't be tying anyone up anyway
cuddle = 10
footjob = 8
titjob = too flat, but she can rub her flat chest on me, so like a 5?
rimjob = 10 for the lols
medium of choice = singer, writer, digital artist, cook,
musical skill = 7
cooking = 10 (she's been waiting for thousands of years to be a housewife, she's prepared!)
computer skill = 10, because she's super smart and nerdy
engineering = 6
gaming = 10, favorite game is skyrim or morrowind, she can't decide
housework = 10 (she's been waiting for thousands of years to be a housewife, she's prepared!)
combat skills = 10, so she can protect her future children
medical training = 10, for the same reason as above
partner skills = 10, she has read literally every book on how to be a good wife, and the fact that she can probably read my mind doesn't hurt either.
parenting skills = 10, She has always wanted kids, and is wants to be the best mom she can
teaching skills = 10, what if her children need a tutor? Who better to help then their mother!
elemental skills = 5, she prefers holy magic
flying prowess = 10, because she's an angel
magic teacher = 10, for the same reason as regular teaching skills
>specialty
ok, I'm not doing this
I admit the problem may be that I started with one idea, then transfered it into a weird "ultra-cute housewife angel loves you" thing, but the way this CYOA is written just kills it for me, an half the choices are stupid or don't need to be their and could be covered by other means. I dunno man, good job to OP if he made it, but maybe consider a re-write.
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No.15345
>>15336
Pornography has no place in a cyoa. People do not masturbate to cyoas, if someone wants to jerk off they can find material themselves. This is a waifu designer, and if I'm designing a waifu I don't want untasteful pictures of fucking thrown in my face every other second just because the stupid writer thought they were "hot".
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No.15348
>>15345
<nobody is allowed to do adult stuff here cuz I said so
I'm not sure at which age your brain's development stopped but it's clearly long before you reached puberty.
(And just so we're clear: when adults talk about man+woman, it usually means sex. Not constantly but with a measure of certainty.)
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No.15411
>>15345
>Pornography has no place in a cyoa
Fag.
>People do not masturbate to cyoas, if someone wants to jerk off they can find material themselves
Impotent fag.
>This is a waifu designer, and if I'm designing a waifu I don't want untasteful pictures of fucking thrown in my face every other second just because the stupid writer thought they were "hot".
Impotent fag with no taste and limited vocabulary.
<tl;dr: Your post is bad, and you should feel bad.
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No.15427
>>15332
Yeah the diction is ugg nya~
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No.15440
>>15345
Go play divine trials niggy, then get back to me.
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No.15441
>ARGH PORN BAD!
Wait, did somebody put a little briefcase icon next to the board when I wasn't looking? No? Then DAFUCK OUTTAHERE with that shit.
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No.15443
>>15441
>ARGH PORN BAD BAD!
Wait, did somebody reroute me to /wx/ when I wasn't looking? No? Then stop being a dumb nigger.
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No.15444
>>15443
Shut up, faggot. Nobody likes you.
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No.15446
>>15444
Nice trips but we all know that's not true. I'm the most well liked person on this whole board. Everyone knows Adventurer, the great and charismatic CYOA enthusiast. You, however, are the somewhat maligned yet obscure Adventurer and therefore can't hope to judge me.
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No.15447
>>15326
I don't think rolling = a CYOA.
It's more like a chance game.
Oh that's why it's a RYOA.
Gotcha nya~
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No.15448
 | Rolled 49, 42 = 91 (2d50) |
Races
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No.15449
| Rolled 45, 44 = 89 (2d50) |
>>15448
Roll
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No.15450
| Rolled 19, 28 = 47 (2d50) |
>>15449
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No.15451
| Rolled 10, 38 = 48 (2d50) |
>>15450
Heh
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No.15452
>>15451
Eh, well out of the options this is the best…
>>15450
Unless I want to be a demon that rides a dragon lol.
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No.15453
| Rolled 1, 12 = 13 (2d15) |
>>15452
I can't image life without arms, so I'll be the Amazon. K now for bust size.
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No.15454
| Rolled 2, 10 = 12 (2d10) |
>>15453
Right, so I guess I'm Flat (AAA), and my Harpie has an H cup Bust. Now for Butt size.
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No.15455
| Rolled 7, 8 = 15 (2d10) |
>>15454
Yeah… no, I'd like to be able to sit down without needing padding. So re-rolling.
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No.15456
| Rolled 9, 1 = 10 (2d10) |
>>15455
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No.15457
| Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d10) |
>>15456
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No.15458
| Rolled 1, 10 = 11 (2d10) |
>>15454
NVM, forgot with a dice 10 can count for both, yeah I like that, so we both have huge size 10 butts.
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No.15459
| Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d6) |
>>15458
Right so we are both super fertile.
Now for Hair colour.
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No.15460
| Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d6) |
>>15459
Boring
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No.15461
| Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d6) |
>>15460
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No.15462
| Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d6) |
>>15461
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No.15464
Miserable rollfaggot, fuck off you disgusting waste of space.
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No.15472
>Mode
Hard
Physical:
Race: Centaur, So +2 lawfulness, -2 Housework, can’t roll butt size, and must choose hair color twice for head/tail hair and fur coat
Bust Size: 11 - GG
Butt size: Can’t roll :(
Fertility: 4 - 45% chance of preggers
Hair Color (head and tail): 1 - Silver
Hair Color (fur coat): 3 - Red
Eye Color: 5 - Black
Skin Color: 2 - Light Pink
Hair Length: 5 - Shoulder Length
Lip Fullness: 5 - Average
Squishiness: 5 - Average (I promise I’m not rerolling, I rolled fives thrice now)
Magic Resistance: 1 - Totally Vulnerable
Beauty: 8 - One in a Hundred (⅛ of rerolls used)
Stamina: 4 - A minute
Cycle: 5 - One day of a month
Muscle Mass: 8 - Footballer’s muscles (2/8 rerolls used)
Pheromone vulnerability: 4 - Below average tolerance
Pheromone production: 6 - They smell nice, but pretty normal (⅜ rerolls used)
Ball and Dick size: I choose a grill tho
Height: 6.5 Feet tall
Age: 33
Curviness: 23 is what I rolled and I can’t do the math cause muh dyslexia :(
Waist: 36 inches
Hips: 8 - 1/0.6
Smell: 2 - Extremely low
Vision: 2 - Extremely weak
Hearing: 5 - Average
Ticklishness: 2 - VERY
>Personality
Affection: 5 - average
Assertive: 9 - Almost always
Clinginess: 6 - Average
Fellowship: 8 - Good (4/8 rerolls used)
Fortitude: 6 - Average
Frugality: 5 - Above average apartment
Kindness: 9 - Extremely high
Lawfulness: 4 - Below average
Libido: 7 - Twenty minutes
Lust: 9 - Love
Love: 8 - Like
Loyalty: 5 - Average
Maternal Instinct: 4 - Below average
Mental Turbulence: Not an off-putting thought in their head
Nastiness: 6 - Average
Nerdiness: 3 - Dislike
Religion: 1 - Egyptian Pantheon
Orthodoxy: 6 - Average
Sexual Dominance: 9 - Highly Dominant
Self-Confidence: 10 - Crippingly high
Sociality: 4 - Mild introvert
Stubbornness: 4 - Below average
Temper: 7 - Above average
Work ethic: 10 - Superb
Political Beliefs: 3 - Socialist
Political Fervor: 4 - Above average
Style: 5 - Lumberjack, flannel + jeans
Lewdness: 9 - Almost always (⅝ rerolls)
Creativity: 7 - Above average
Eloquence: 3 - Difficult
Wit: 8 - Very
Sexual Orientation: 3 - Straight
Bravery: 8 - Very often
>Kinks
Oral: g 4, r 2
Porn/Hentai: 10
Anal: g 7, r 7
Risky Sex: 9
Cuddles: 1 :(
Threeway: 8
Growth: g 2, r 1
Furry: 8
Excessive Proportions: g 9, r 8
Vore: g 10, r 4
Tails: g 1, r 10
Futa: g 6, r 7
Scent Play: 6
Arm Pits: g 3, r 5
Feet: 1
Dress up: 4
Pregnancy: 7
Fisting: g 10, r 9
Spanking: g 5, r1
Whipping: g 9, r 4
Light Pain: g 6, r 9
High Pain: g 10, r 9
Rope Bunny: g 3, r 3
Tickling: g 3, r 10
Pet Play: g 5, r 3
Master/Slave: g 8, r 9
Cucking: g 6, r 6 (oh god no)
Scat: Heads
Gore: 4
Bestiality: 6
Snuff: Heads
Watersports: Heads
Vomit: g 2, r 7
>Skills
Blowjob/Cunnilingus: 3 - Poor
Bondage: 1 - So much rope burn
Cuddles: 5 - Average
Footjob: 1 - Expect kicks
Titjob: 4 - Below Average
Rimjob: 4 - Below Average
Medium of Choice: 10 - Artisanal Cook
Musicality: 7 - Above average
Cooking: 5 - Average
Computer: 3 - Bad
Engineering: 9 - Extremely good
Gaming: 10 - Professional tier
Housework: 3 - Bad
Combat: 6 - Average
Medical: 5 - Average
Partnership: 7 - Above average
Parenting: 9 - Extremely good
Teaching: 9 - Fantastic
Elemental: 8 - None
Flight: 3 - None
Magical Teacher: None
>Specialty
>Stats
Miss me with that gay shit, homo
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No.15480
>>15462
The fuck's with all this dice roll niggertry?
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No.15482
>>15480
>>15464
I know it's hard for literal niggers to get but that was the point of the RYOA nigger NYA~
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No.15484
>>15482
That was the question, nigger
Why would anyone ever want to just press "select random" and say "I played a game!"? That's retarded
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No.15614
| Rolled 23 (1d50) |
Race
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No.15615
| Rolled 9 (1d15) |
Bust
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No.15619
>>15482
Eat shit mutt cuck
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No.15641
>>15326
Waifu. Hard mode.
Zombie (2 fortitude, 2 butt, -2 beauty.)
AAA cups
Average butt
100% chance of pregnancy
Silver hair
Brown eyes
Tanned skin.
Shoulder length hair
Below average lip fullness
Below average squishiness
Totally immune to magic
Average looking, but there's something about her eyes.
A minute stamina
Her cycle is one day per month
Runners muscle
P.V. is extremely suspectible
P.P, they don't smell good but perfume can fix it.
29
Hips: 2
Smell: Superhuman
Visoin: weak
Hearing: Below average
Ticklishness: Definitely ticklish
Highly affectionate
Not only does she refuse to take intitaivive, but trying to get her to do so will make her shut down.
Average cling
Average fellowship
High fortitude
Needs an above average apartment.
Low kindness
Almost never acknowledges the law
Four hours between each use.
Love lust
Average love for me
Would never let me down.
Hates youth
Average mental turbulence
Above average nastiness
Average nerdiness
Buddhist, agnostic
Sexual dominance is highly submissive
Cripplingly low self confidence
Mild extrovert
Average stubbornness
Short fuse
Really lazy
Monarchist
Below average political fervor
Slutty style
Below average lewd talk
Good creativity
Below average eloquence
Above average wit
Pan sexual
She seems fearless.
Oral Giving = 6, Receiving = 5
Porn = 9
Anal Giving = 8, Receiving = 10
Risky sex = 6
Cuddles = 2
Threeway = 2
Growth Giving = 2 Receiving =10
Furry = 5
Excessive Proportions Giving = 2, receiving = 9
Vore G = 2 R=1
Tails G = 4 R=6
Futanari G = 10 R= 4
Scent play = 5
Armpits G = 6 R= 4
Feet = 9
Dress up = 4
Pregnancy = 7
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No.15644
>>15482
You can roll all of it on random.org before making your post.
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No.15645
>>15619
Niggers just don't know when to stop nya~
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No.16442
Decided to go hard mode, rolled a Mouse Beast. Then, rolled 2 loyalty twice in a row.
Fuck this bitch I hope she gets turned into rat meat in a Chinese factory.
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No.16456
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No.16564
>>15326
Mode: Waifu Builder
Difficulty: Hard Mode
>Race
Arachtaur
+2 Waitst to hip, +2 Bondage, -2 Lust
Inhuman lower body, no butt.
>Physical Appearance
Bust: E
Fertility: 60% chance
Hair: Black
Eye: Brown
Skin: Tanned
Hair Length: Mid Back Length
Lip Fullness: Average
Squishiness: Extremely Squishy
Magic Resistance: Low.
Beauty: One in a hundred
Stamina: Hours
Cycle: One hell of a day every year.
Muscle Mass: Runner's Muscles
Pheromone Vulnerability: Average
Pheromone Production: She smells pretty nice, but still normal.
Height: 4'4"
Age: 22
Curviness: 39
Waist: 29
Hips: 1/0.6
Smell: Extremely Low
Vision: Below Average
Hearing: Above Average
Ticklishness: Really Ticklish, especially under the armpits.
>Personality
Affection: High
Assertiveness: Average
Clinginess: Not much
Fellowship: Bad
Fortitude: Extremely High
Frugality: Cramped Apartment
Kindness: Average
Lawfulness: Rarely
Libido: Ten Minutes
Lust: Below Average
Love: Average
Loyalty: Average
Maternal Instinct: Want kids
Mental Turbulence: Autistic
Nastiness: Every word out of their mouth sounds hateful.
Nerdiness: All media is evil.
Religion of Choice: Christianity
Orthodoxy: Agnostic
Sexual Dominance: Dominant
Self Confidence: Below Average
Sociality: Comfortable in situations, but leaning introverted.
Stubbornness: They have an opinion on everything, and nobody can convince her otherwise.
Temper: Short Fuse
Work Ethic: Whenever they're working on something, time slows down around them.
Political Beliefs: (Rolled twice, both monarchist)
Political Fervor: She only speaks of politics when something immoral happens.
Style: Goth
Lewdness: Everything she says has a sexual double meaning. Constant horniness
Creativity: Average
Eloquence: Average
Wit: Average
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Bravery: Rarely
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No.16703
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