/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

>>14364

tok really can't help but be a colossal attention-whoring faggot can he?

>>14366

Because, unless you're writing a story or playing a board game, most CYOA are pretty much useless.

>>14364

Awful

>>14364

yellow

anti-age serum (free)

elongated tongue

fountain

orgasm control

mafia protection

flexible

Lots of cyoa creators seem to have a level of quality either good or bad with occasional ups and downs in quality. Tok is a little unique in that he has the ability to make both 10/10 lewd cyoa and absolute shit on a regular basis with a scant few between. This one is shit.

>>14373

I think this is a solid 8 tho

>>14370

CYOAs work best when they are a framework for fantasies. It seems that people like Tok and other redditor normalfaggots share your opinion and just make their shitty abortions to get attention, like a bunch of dysfunctional histrionic whores.

>>14373

>Tok

>Good at anything, especially pornography

You wish.

>>14366

What's with all the shitty posts with throwing up pics whining about porn on the internet? Were you just released from your church or something?

>>14413

People aren't whining about porn on the internet, people are whining about the same generic uninspired lewdshit cyoas being posted everywhere and being sucked up like lines of coke. It's just low-effort, fetish-based garbage. Some of it is interesting, but the vast majority sure isn't. And I have no idea why this board seems obsessed with lewd cyoas and doesn't seem to respond will if at all to non-lewd shit.

>>14414

>Some of it is interesting, but the vast majority sure isn't

Don't pretend that it doesn't apply to non-lewd stuff as well.

>this board seems obsessed with lewd cyoas

<why do humans like sex

>doesn't seem to respond will if at all to non-lewd shit

I'm not quite sure what you're saying here (proofread your posts, will ya?), but assuming you mean "why do people ignore generic-ass non-lewd cyoas?", the answer would be "because it's easier to find someone on internet who has a certain fetish or several than to find someone who enjoys boring throwaway crap they can't even fap to".

>>14415

>Don't pretend that it doesn't apply to non-lewd stuff as well.

Sure, but they have other things to offer, interesting abilities, interesting settings, interesting scenarios.

>why do humans like sex

Why are you being a disingenuous shithead? I'm saying this board is enormously biased towards lewd stuff and your response is "humans procreate"? Fuck off.

>I'm not quite sure what you're saying here (proofread your posts, will ya?)

What a reddit-tier bitch, I made a single typo. I'm sure you can actually read it.

>but assuming you mean "why do people ignore generic-ass non-lewd cyoas?", the answer would be "because it's easier to find someone on internet who has a certain fetish or several than to find someone who enjoys boring throwaway crap they can't even fap to".

Huh? Not really, it's just as easy to find someone with an interest in a certain genre, thus there are loads of cyoas covering loads of bases. So you judge something being worthwhile because you can fap to it? I used to be like you. Used to waste hours here and there, every day, or sometimes only a week, on fapping. Staring at the screen at some tits and worthlessly jacking off. Eventually I realized I had to grow up, that I could afford to waste so much time on something that only bring me immediate gratification. So I stopped. Not to say I'm some chaste motherfucker who's never touched his dick since, but I rarely bother fapping and I'm a thousand times better for it. Don't be a porncuck. Seriously. There's so much better. And that's kind of the problem. Porn has little to offer you, Anon. It gets generic, boring and increasingly uncreative a thousand times faster than non-lewd content.

>>14430

<do as I say and you will achieve enlightenment

Seriously now. The part about the church was a joke… But this here is some sectant preaching bullshit, practically word by word.

And just so you know… All this "don't waste time on porn" is as a really pathetic attempt at brainwashing coming from a guy whining on an imageboard that he hates seeing naked women. In a board dedicated to playing games inside your head.

>Porn has little to offer you, Anon. It gets generic, boring and increasingly uncreative

Correction: it's boring to always fap to images of titties without using your brain. Lewd CYOAs are literally a perfect fuel for imagination to spice it up (assuming you're able to use imagination). Unless you're using them purely as image galleries.

>a thousand times faster than non-lewd content

Considering that most non-lewd things I've seen here, and there was quite a number of lewd ones offering more than the idea of having sex, you're either lying or giving anecdotal data here.

Although, considering that you equate "humans like sex" with "humans procreate", I find myself suspecting I'm not actually dealing with a human here. …That would explain a lot, come to think of it. Anyway, whether you're a martian or Dalai Lama, you're clearly unaware that humans don't only fuck to produce offspring, and that sexual relief is a biological need for them.

(Also, fuck your preaching. Just because you got it in your head that not fapping means you're adult now, doesn't allow you to throw around demands on what others do when they're not killing themselves at work)

>>14436

It's not preaching it's just the truth. It's up to you whether you care about that or not.

>All this "don't waste time on porn" is as a really pathetic attempt at brainwashing coming from a guy whining on an imageboard that he hates seeing naked women.

Why are you making shit up? I never said I hate naked women or something here, I literally said earlier that some of the lewdshit is actually interesting. Stop talking shit, nigger. Can you even refute it? Porn is genuinely a waste of time. You are spending time on something that provides no functional skills, no knowledge and isn't helpful to your health, something that is solely immediate gratification. Worthless. I don't see how that's 'brainwashing'.

>Correction: it's boring to always fap to images of titties without using your brain. Lewd CYOAs are literally a perfect fuel for imagination to spice it up (assuming you're able to use imagination). Unless you're using them purely as image galleries.

I can use imagination. When I used fapping at a pair of tits as an example, it was just that, an example. Whether you're fapping imaginatively or not, it doesn't change the facts I've previously established.

>Considering that most non-lewd things I've seen here, and there was quite a number of lewd ones offering more than the idea of having sex, you're either lying or giving anecdotal data here.

What are you talking about? You haven't seen any good non-lewd shit here? OK? You realize what gets posted here is mostly lewdshit, right? That tends to bias the results. And like I've said before, the vast majority of lewdshit is generic garbage.

>Although, considering that you equate "humans like sex" with "humans procreate"

Not really, that's just where lust stems from. You're supposed to be lustful because you want to fuck. You're not just supposed to constantly exercise those feelings for empty satisfaction. Hell, it cheapens actual sex if you masturbate all the damn time. Not saying you have to stop period, but it isn't healthy to spend much of your time like that.

>Anyway, whether you're a martian or Dalai Lama, you're clearly unaware that humans don't only fuck to produce offspring, and that sexual relief is a biological need for them.

I've referenced masturbation, I clearly fucking know what it means, you illiterate brainlet.

>(Also, fuck your preaching. Just because you got it in your head that not fapping means you're adult now

I'm not preaching, again. I never said not fapping is about being an adult, I said growing up means you don't waste away significant periods of time on it.

>(doesn't allow you to throw around demands on what others do when they're not killing themselves at work)

OK, so you have a rough job, and you waste the little free time you have on shit like this? Seriously? Go to the gym, learn, read. Improve yourself. How the fuck are you ever going to move past that shit otherwise? Do you want to work a shitty job that kills your soul? Then give your the ability to take advantage of the opportunities that can actually help you.

>>14443

>i'm not preaching

>proceeds to preach

>>14443

In principle, I don't disagree with you that a lot of these lewd CYOA are low effort trash (especially this one) and that some more non-lewd stuff would he great (so long as it too isnt low effort trash). But you are such. a whiny little bitch that I want to post some more lewd just to spite you. Instead of stewing in impotent rage when you see a cyoa you don't like, go post one you do, bump an old thread you think people might like to take a second look at, make a cyoa of your own to share, or just shut up. Anything would be better than this self righteous sperging.

>>14443

>I never said I hate naked women or something here

You're whining on an imageboard about "having to" see lewd images. Which means you're either a puritan asshole who hates seeing naked women, or a little whiny bitch who's not allowed to see boobies anymore for whatever reason and you just have to tell everyone about it.

>You are spending time on something that provides no functional skills, no knowledge and isn't helpful to your health, something that is solely immediate gratification

Are you retarded? You've gotta be, there's no other explanation left.

Listen here, catholic school reject. Humans have limited resources that can be spent on "productive mental activity". The only way to properly recuperate is to spend time doing what morons like yourself would call "unproductive mental activity". And for fuck's sake, will you get off your high horse? You're on a freaking imageboard, on a board dedicated to playing imaginary games, and you're telling me something about unproductively wasting my time. Even though you being here in itself goes against your own preaching.

>the vast majority of lewdshit is generic garbage

The vast majority of everything is generic garbage. It's called Sturgeon Law, moron.

>that's just where lust stems from

Lust works independently of its scientific explanation. As well as independently of what totally-not-preachers like this one here preach about.

>Whether you're fapping imaginatively or not, it doesn't change the facts I've previously established.

It's called "claims". Because you did not "establish" shit, you just keep spewing crap based on your retarded perception of the world.

>I've referenced masturbation, I clearly fucking know what it means, you illiterate brainlet.

Clearly you don't, if I have to explain it to you… Not that you're able to process that, apparently.

>I'm not preaching, again

<Go to the gym, learn, read. Improve yourself.

Again, fuck your preaching. And fuck your hypocrisy while we're at it.

>>14448

OK, Anon.

>>14449

You're full of shit, failed to read anything and you're using that as excuse to talk shit. Talk shit, I don't care, just don't pretend my statements have been anything but reasonable and lucid. I'm not angry, Anon, and you're not a mind reader, as I'm sure you'd realize if you spent any time outside. And I have posted shit, bumped shit, doesn't matter because it gets ignored and lewdshit gets shuttled to the top as always anyway.

>>14453

>You're whining on an imageboard about "having to" see lewd images.

Again with making shit up. It's getting old. No, I didn't whine about lewd images, I whined about the huge biased towards posting and interacting with lewd cyoas on this board. Their prevalence, not their existence. As you would know if you had actually read a word I said and not skimmed it like the usual zero-reading-comprehension brainlets. Or maybe your short term memory is just garbage.

>Listen here, catholic school reject. Humans have limited resources that can be spent on "productive mental activity". The only way to properly recuperate is to spend time doing what morons like yourself would call "unproductive mental activity". And for fuck's sake, will you get off your high horse? You're on a freaking imageboard, on a board dedicated to playing imaginary games, and you're telling me something about unproductively wasting my time. Even though you being here in itself goes against your own preaching.

You're the retard here, if you think fapping is the only way to relax after work or something. I don't even know how to fucking address that, but you have serious problems. Video games aren't exactly productive or healthy either, but they're way better than spending that time masturbating instead. Being here, being interested in CYOAs doesn't in anyway go against what I've said so far. I use them as writing prompts and try to force myself to produce a certain amount of content for however long I spend reading one. If you're referring to this conversation however, it only takes five minutes out of my day, I don't really care. I just hope someone will read my posts and it'll be the metaphorical straw that breaks the camel's back and pushes them to, at least a little, look towards these things differently.

>The vast majority of everything is generic garbage. It's called Sturgeon Law, moron.

Fuck off. That's a non-argument for fucking anything. The vast majority of what gets POSTED is garbage, and especially egregious because people have lower standards towards what gets their jollies. Are you going to just accept garbage?

>Lust works independently of its scientific explanation. As well as independently of what totally-not-preachers like this one here preach about

What does that even mean?

>It's called "claims". Because you did not "establish" shit, you just keep spewing crap based on your retarded perception of the world.

If my worldview is retarded at least it's productive and makes me happy. I'm not sure I can say the same for you. And yes, I did establish shit, I want you to go and google that word for me, and get back to me on that.

>Clearly you don't, if I have to explain it to you… Not that you're able to process that, apparently.

I have no idea what you're saying. I know what masturbation is, but I think you have a very different idea of it.

>Again, fuck your preaching. And fuck your hypocrisy while we're at it.

I am not preaching a religion. I am preaching a more productive lifestyle. At least, if you consider it preaching. It isn't. Pointing out that you can be better isn't preaching. That's a pretty unhealthy way to look at things. Where is my hypocrisy?

>>14455

>I didn't whine about lewd images

You're literally going around the board and expressing your displeasure in every thread with anything lewd in it. And yes, the common theme in your whining isn't quality but the very existence of lewdness.

>Fuck off. That's a non-argument for fucking anything.

You fuck off. You're coming here, applying your personal random standard to everything and, yes, whining about everything that does not meet it. And your argument for that is that everyone must meet them because you say so. Will it ever come through to asshats like you that expressing how you despise everything not fitting your current preference will do nothing except annoy others? It's "garbage" to you and you alone for the most part. Not including those who aren't retarded, anyway. So if you aren't willing to admit that your demands are overly idealistic, you're just being moronic.

>you think fapping is the only way to relax after work or something

…Alright, now we have legitimate proof you're retarded. Or maybe that's a result of brainwashing?…

The thing is, you're the only one who thinks that it's either "fap always" or "fap never". For everyone else it's a thing they do when they need to get their rocks off, and not something that completely replaces their fucking lives.

>you have serious problems

Oh for fuck's sake. You somehow got it in your head that me not buying your bullshit equals me making shit up, and I'm the one with problems somehow?

>Video games aren't exactly productive or healthy either, but they're way better than spending that time masturbating instead

Here we go again, pushing your ill-conceived notions of what's good or "healthy" on others and then calling it "not preaching"

>I know what masturbation is, but I think you have a very different idea of it.

Correction: you have a different idea of it; one that seems quite detached from reality, somehow.

>And yes, I did establish shit

Claiming something is not the same as establishing, shit-for-brain.

>I am not preaching a religion

>At least, if you consider it preaching. It isn't

…

…Why am I arguing with a retard again?

Preaching is preaching, no matter how you pretend otherwise. Yes, even if it's not religious (although you're not very convincing considering how you're persistent about lewd stuff in particular).

>That's a pretty unhealthy way to look at things

Au contraire, calling things what they are is the healthiest way to look at them.

>Where is my hypocrisy?

Wherever you're preaching that no one can do what they like because it's unproductive, despite being all autistic on board dedicated to "unproductive" pastime.

Can you faggots sage already instead of bumping the thread with your incessant bullshit.

shit cyoa

Lewdfags btfo. I am the living legend responsible for the past week or so of activity, bow and suck my dick. You should be thankful I gave your decayed cadaver a jolt for a little while. Suck my dick.

>>14497

Thanks.

>>14497

<I've been whining for a week, now I demand gratitude

Observation: morons have unparalleled amount of self-esteem (likely to compensate for the lack of brains).