/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

>>14152

Sweet, isekai adventure.

>Class: Rogue

Skyrim convinced me rogues can finish objectives in whatever way they want so long as their stealth stat is high enough… though I'll be maxing out my pickpocket skill first.

>>Enhancements & Perks

… my powerwank boner can scarcely be contained. I know I'm paying for this later, but goddamn if I don't want to be sir Gary Stu!

[spoiler:lit]Yes, I know how this goes already. Don't judge me![/spoiler:lit]

>Strength: 3

Now I can carry everything that isn't nailed down, then pull out the nails and loot the rest

>Vitality 3

So now we can extend our area of business to leper colonies? Neato

>Intellect 3

"moste complex of spells", eh? Wonder if that includes the spell that granted us these powers… why yes, that is a dagger in my pocket, but it isn't the only thing hard as steel right now

>Dexterity 3

So max level pickpocket feats ARE doable? My, my, my!

>>Perks

>Estate HQ

Real estate in the middle of the city is valuable no matter what the dimension or period, and for good reason

>Homonculus Retainer

The estate ain't cleaning itself. A balrog maid, just 'cause I can

>Enhanced Equipment

I always hated the "breakable equipment" feature. Now I can ignore it outright

>Convenience Merchant

Saves me the effort of always carrying an anvil just so I can drop it on any archdemons that happen to be on a lower elevation

>The Underground

The easier to usurp them

>Ring of Communication

Now we can synchronize our tactical movements to the second!

>Enchanted Leafmetal Boots

I'm one of those guys who keeps jumping instead of walking when playing a game. Extra jumping power is always appreciated

>Monthly Stipend

I need to fund my less financially rewarding quests. Building an information network among the beggars of Lechyae won't be cheap, nor instantly rewarding

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>>14156

>Quest: The Ancient Dragon

An ancient dragon? I wonder if it would accept being our mount after, or even better, our mobile base.

>>Party

>Katia McCalmont

I'm a sucker for magitech, dorks, and lances.

>Keziah Glasgow

I like defrosting ice queens, sue me!

>Natalie Gallagher

Female Macgyver without the morals? I could live with this

>Are you sure you wish to continue?

No.

…

…

Are you frigging serious? You'll stop me over my dead body!

>Twist. Succubus monologue. Yadda yadda yadda. Do the math

Okay, 3800 curses, plus the standard 200, 4000… 52 weeks in a year… I need to cum 77 times a week, or 11 a day. I wonder if a demonologist ever wrote down the spell he used so he could live through summoning a harem of succubi-

>Lust magic

This takes out some of the fun from leveling up some of my skills. Oh well~

>>>Spells: 15 + 4000/500 = 23

>>Lust Basics

>Erogenous Zoning (22)

I shall have the Touch™

>Vanilla Dispel (21)

Always good

>Genital Cleanse (20)

Cleanliness is godliness

>Genital Durability (19)

"Porn Physics increased to 30"

>Doppelganger (18)

Split myself into two, and have each of them pleasure copies of my companions. I can also get up to Styx-esque shenanigans

>Sex Dimension (17)

So, an invisibility spell that lasts up to a week? How was this not nerfed?!

>Ceaseless (16)

"Porn Physics increased to 50"

>>Anal

>Hyperefficiency (15)

"Porn Physics increased to 70"

Now week long stakeouts can be romantic instead of disgusting

>Arsenal (14)

Our buttocks will turn Adonis green!

>Ass Shapeshifting (13)

And Aphrodite red!

>>Oral

>Saliva Thirst (12)

Ever minty fresh!

>Oral Dispel, Mouth Master, Aphrodisiac Saliva, Aphrodisiac Breath, Iron Mouth (7)

My kisses will be to die for.

>>Flesh

>Resize (6)

My X-inch punisher will become the XXL dreadnought!

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>>14157

>>Purity

>Handhold Dispel (5)

This degeneracy arouses me.

>Soul Mates (4)

I love all my companions. Sleeping together will be like a spa visit.

>The Bond (3)

Well, I guess I'm marrying all my companions then.

What? No one said anything about monogamy.

If you try to imply my polygamy is less pure than your monogamy, I'll thump you!

>Cuddle Dispel (2)

With my strength, I guess I can go for a cuddle pyramid

>Attachment (1) [Keziah]

DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME CHOOSE!

Ahem. Keziah needs a lot of work to defrost. I'm sure I can find a way to make the others understand…

>Kiss Dispel (1)

A kiss to break the curse… gets them all aflutter every time.

>>Sex marathon

Cast Doppelganger on each of my wives

>x2

and myself

>x2

missionary while holding one hand with each of my wives, while kissing and holding the hand of another (one of them has to be Keziah, so I never run out of energy) while the other cuddles (read: kneads me) me from the back. Switch every two hours

>(2+1)*2 + 1 + 0.5 + (however many orgasms I can induce with my kiss, but let's settle for one every two minutes = 60)*2 + (however many orgasms I get, but let's settle for one every ten minutes = 12) = 139.5

>Dispels/4hr sessions = 2*2*2*139 = 1112.

>>Sleep

Still doppelgangers

>x4

Hold hands with wives on either side, while cuddling all three, and Keziah rides me in the reverse missionary position, kissing me one minute out of every eight. 8 hours of sleep

>2 + 4 + 1 + (same rate of orgasms per kiss = 30) + (same rate of orgasms for me = 48) = 85

>Dispels/sleep = 4*85 = 340

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>>14158

So in short, all we need to do is schedule three four hour sex marathons, and sleep twice in the arguable uncomfortable pyramid formation, and the b-witch would owe US.

As for the dragon, we'll use our contacts in the thieves' guild, as well as our newly constructed beggar network to find out any and all mentions of the dragon's existence. Eventually, we'll turn lucky.

We'll also use the Convenience Merchant to acquire spell books of all kinds. With our combined improved intelligence, Natalie and Katia's innovations, and whatever concepts I care to use my photographic memory to remember, we'll construct a magnificent sub-dimensional city, with marvels of mana-tech and magic alike. We will perfect spells of space-time manipulation, Kojima-tier DNA and nanomachine f***ery, and so much more!

>Several Months Later

New plan: research a way to ensure my soul, mind, and body's dominance upon absorption of the deity.

This was fun.

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>gay femdom magical narrator garbage

Stop posting it you cunt.

>cuckime

>>14161

You get to dom her in the end, and everyone else way before. Did you even read the whole thing?

>>14180

Would you willingly submit to someone for the promise of dominating them later? If so, you crave submission all the same.

>>14180

Besides, it's shit anyway. A companion-heavy near-no-limits CYOA. You get an amulet of get-out-of-jail-free before the deadline, so you actually just get to pick every single thing. (Or damn near it, I didn't bother calculating because I'm sick of looking at it)

>>14152

>more porn shit

>>14152

Oh yeah, I remember this. Not sure if I did this version or not before.

>Fighter

Paladin check: Can I? Not specifically, but I'm gonna play it up like one anyway.

>T2 strength (450 curses)

I remember what those are. Also I assume that this goes beyond the 1.5 of the first tier

>T3 vit (1150 total)

Yes it's a lot, but stds are bad and I wanna tank

>Monthly stipend (1300)

As it says, I'm unlikely to have time for random sidequests just for the cost of living

>Ancient Dragon

Rescuing dragons is what knights do, plain and simple

>Taylor Schulze, metal mage

Quite possibly the coolest thing in the cyoa. Like hell I'm passing her up

>Natalie Gallagher, wrench wench

She had me at "mechanist", and I started looking for a ring at "erotic machines"

>Konstanze Mathesius, spinny stabber

Gonna want somebody on the frontline with me, and I feel like the monk would be too tempted to punch the cute dragon we're trying to save. I'd go with a fighter, but the quest I took recommends two rogues. Oh well

And thus completes our band of adventurers:

Taylor on guitar, Konstanze on drums, Natalie on keyboard, and I'm on bass. We kinda pass around vocals depending on the song though usually it's me or Taylor. For the band name I'm thinking either "Final Light" or "The Mere Mortals" depending on what our exact tone ends up sounding like, with the former being better for power metal and the latter being good for black metal. Yes, I realize this is a sex cyoa, not a fantasy metal band cyoa, but this was still going through my head anyway

<Total 1500 curses to break, averaging 4 per day. 18 spells to help make it happen

>Vanilla dispell (17 spell slots left)

Most of my sessions will probably fall under this

>Sexual awakening (16)

Useful, especially when short on time. Does this have a will save? What's the cooldown? Number of times I can cast per day? Some of these seem like they might be kinda… broken? Not this one specifically but still

>Magical toys (15)

This should make Nat happy

>Genital durability (14)

If we're gonna be doing it a dozen times in one day…

>Fetishize (13)

A bit of a just in case thing. In spite of the nature of this cyoa, they don't tell you what everybody's into

>Ceaseless (12)

This with durability is how we kill curses. Again, casting limits? Can we get 100 curses done in a day with this?

>Sex dimension (11)

Completely ignoring sex this spell is the most broken shit

>Anal dispell (10)

I like butts

>Oral Dispell (9)

When cleaning is in order

>Ass durability (8)

You're expected to still be able to walk afterwards

>Hind master (7)

I like it when they like it

>Gag control (6)

Help prevent accidents

>iron mouth (5)

Might as well

>Hyperefficiency (4)

See also: gag control

>handhold dispell (3)

It all adds up

>Cuddle dispell (2)

As above

>Upbringing (1)

Since there's no fertility control in this cyoa for some reason

>knockout (0)

Again, completely broken. Up to a week of the target being able to do jack shit

With all my passive dispells, the average ends up being only 1 or 2 orgasms per day (dispell for all three holes means I'm going from 4.1 per day to 2.05, plus time spent handholding and cuddling during sex and at night), but I'm sure I'll have multiple orgy days and knock out all the curses within a few months… and then keep going. Even if I just had sex with each party member once per day without handholding or cuddling it'd only take 250 days to clear the curses

ggez. Not entirely sure what's up with the amulet, but most of my magics were passives that won't apply anymore or things that shouldn't need to be cast anymore. The only spells I'd consider still using are sex dimension and knockout

>>14210

Where the fuck do you puritans even come from?

>>14420

they're the kind of faggots who roam around looking for something to bitch about.

>>14431

do you know where you are? puritan fags move on, this is a porn board.

>>14433

pls explain, fag. where on the stickied thread does it say this is a porn board. i'll wait. you absolute worthless nigger.

>>14433

He's worse than a Puritan. Puritanism can be cured. Becoming a eunuch though, that's forever.

>>14434

see

>>14435

read some of the threads you moron, anyone who isn't a massive retard (e.g. you) can tell that this is first and foremost a lewd board.

>>14440

no it isn't, you just decided it was. go fuck yourself, subhuman.

>>14444

i said it first, fuck off subhuman.

>us

no

>le sage downboat

nope retard, i just have no interest in bumping a shit thread.

>>14445

Last I checked it was you and maybe one other whiny faggot bitching about the lewd. Go and be a petty little shit where nobody has to see it. You weren't forced to click on lewd content, you weren't forced to look at it and you weren't forced to get into an argument about it. so unless there's a gun pointed at your head, fuck off.

>>14446

Isn't it the same faggot tho? I find the idea of suddenly two puritan whiners appearing simultaneously on the same board to be rather unlikely… unless they do it as a group activity, I guess.

>>14446

>>14451

Actually my friends, there are an infinite number of people who don't want to see pornography or read a pornographic CYOA when they come to this board. You are, in fact, entirely wrong when you say

>you weren't forced to look at it

for front page pornography will obviously be in front of anyone's eyes who visits this board. You might be somewhat justified in your line of thinking with the catalogue, but not the front page. Furthermore, I'd consider myself neither a puritan nor a whiner, though the both of you I would surely class as the latter. I'd also file you under "absolute morons of the worst kind" because you can't say "porn" (you have to say "lewd"), can't capitalize or punctuate correctly and can't spell "though". I'd reckon you ought to go back to tumblr or whatever website encourages you to fail so spectacularly with English, you "petty little shit[s]."

>>14462

Since I can only assume your brain will painted on the wall if you don't stop bitching and moaning, I'll throw a (you) out an dbe done with it, you tiresome retard.

>>14467

lol i can get plenty of (you)s elsewhere on other boards, don't worry about it. lelelelel. lmao.