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A Love Letter to Adolf Hitler Adventurer 02/08/19 (Fri) 00:17:28 No.13846

Are you a bad enough dude to resurrect Hitler?

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Adventurer 02/08/19 (Fri) 02:58:02 No.13850

Instead of innocent women, the pit should require Jews. Hitler wouldn't want to be resurrected like that.

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Adventurer 02/08/19 (Fri) 23:01:05 No.13857

while i wouldn't want to wait until he turns 18 there's no way Adolf would ever agree to sacrificing innocents to resurrect him and he would never want to live on as a machine so Cloning it is.

then Luger and Milk Jug as my items

then Emma, Hitoshi, Noriko and Rei as my allies.

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Adventurer 02/20/19 (Wed) 22:18:29 No.14003

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Cloning is the best way to bring back the Fuhrer- but will it be the same man? Or just a genetic copy? Will grooming a man to BE Hitler prevent him from truly being like the humble man we all know and love? Regardless the other two options are too morbid and unnatural, respectively.

I'll take the Milk Jug and the Cross- but you should know that the medal in the image is actually herr Ehrenkreuz der Deutschen Mutter- a medal given to great German mothers who have lost their sons in military service. A man wearing one would look foolish to anyone in the know. I'd prefer to earn an Iron Cross- and good luck would be nice.

Hitoshi, Kid Kraut- Information and conversion- Bobby Joe for American infrastructure and armaments supervision, and Agnes on scientific research and facility management. (I also have a bit of admiration for her beauty, and I'd love to be pals with Bobby Joe.)

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Adventurer 02/21/19 (Thu) 13:04:37 No.14010

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>Cloning

>Globalist Agents

>Milk Jug

>Bruni

>Baron Oberman

>Emma Notwatson

>Kid Kraut

>Hitoshi

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Adventurer 02/24/19 (Sun) 06:02:43 No.14027

>>13846

Clonning because we can make more than 1 Adolf. Why have a robot if 1 Hitler can get the untermensch to die for you: Why get 1 Big A if you can get several?

That's assuming the bay will have his intellect, memories, etc. I'm assuming they will.

Surely we can make a child army, right? No? OK, plan B

Pepe Plushie. The Anons can dox those globalists, and I will squeeze their heads - breaking their skulls but doing no damage to the plushie.

Nazi Cross for good luck.

For companions, I want:

Noriko the Feminist to get the pigs on my side

Alexa the Blademaster as bodyguard

Bobby Joe to recruit the men of the KKK

Emma for the magic. Shame I could'nt get Kid Kraut, by using youtube I'm sure we could have turned the masses into hardcores nazis, oh well we'll just use the kid hitlers instead.

Exelent CYOA, wasn't expecting something this good in this /d/epraved gay place. Thanks OP.

>>14010

You gotta explain your choises. And why you saged?

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Adventurer 06/07/19 (Fri) 18:40:07 No.15182

Resurrection

>Cloning

Obviously. Sacrificing innocents or being nonhuman isn't Hitler's style. Plus you could have a council of Hitlers for superior strategy.

Adversaries

>Globalists (comes with cloning it seems)

Just have to lay low. Maybe have multiple baby Hitlers at different locations to mitigate risk.

Items

>Luger

Obvious. A reliable gun that can't miss? Very handy.

>Nazi Cross

Luck and respect? That'll be helpful.

Companions

>Hitoshi

As an infiltrator, informant, and honorary Aryan, Hitoshi will be perfect for keeping an eye on schemers.

>Noriko

Having an inside agent to protect us from police, and even frame our enemies for crimes will be very useful. She'll have to stick with dominating our enemies though, I won't be having any of that bullshit.

>Baron Oberman

He's got connections and inside info, perfect for us since we've gotta protect baby Hitler(s) for many years.

>Bobby Joe

Good and reliable, also a good cook. Very nice. Good to have around while we wait for Hitler to grow up, and an extra gun if they do manage to find us early.

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Adventurer 06/10/19 (Mon) 07:08:43 No.15201

>>13846

>Cloning.

>I can tell the Nazi scientists to upload Hitler later and have two Hitlers. Will also sacrifice jews anyway.

>Luger and Milk Jug.

>Agnes

>Emma for PR

>Rei

>Annette

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Adventurer 06/11/19 (Tue) 13:47:43 No.15207

I'll put his brain inside of a shark first.

Apparently that's "going too far" but who the hell cares?

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