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File: c73631f07e4b767⋯.jpg (1.86 MB,1814x5048,907:2524,Culture Shock Choice Beta ….jpg)

 No.13577

Remember: only faggots choose to stay home

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 No.13578

>>13577

Such tiny text. I can tell this was made in the far long-ago.

>The faggot alternate realities are more advanced, but super gay in that they never will develop anything that will make you live longer or better, virtual reality or AI

Guess I am the faggot then. Fuck all that. I'd hardly call that advanced anyhow. No, all of these places suck and would be absolutely terrible to live in. I don't see why you'd want to swap one awful reality for another. Especially considering this one may invent any of those cool things that the others for sure won't.

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 No.13584

>Walls of tiny text

>"cyoa" that is just choose one option

You can do better OP

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 No.13600

>>13577

If I was being forced I'd pick B but all of these are pretty much bullshit. How can they be so advanced but lack technology we're so close to obtaining ourselves.

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 No.13617

>E

as long as I can take my bike :)

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 No.13632

File: 0a88019df62e216⋯.jpg (60.39 KB,347x419,347:419,1469666529727.jpg)

You could cut my lifespan in half and I'd still choose B.

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 No.13671

>>13632

It's theoretically better to experience eternal dull suffering than a day of perfect bliss ending in death.

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 No.13672

>>13671

You're theoretically right but in practice you're a faggot.

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 No.13677

>>13671

uh why

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 No.13687

>>13671

As someone who's spent the last ten years in a state of dull suffering (with frequent episodes of intense suffering), I think that theory is highly questionable.

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 No.13734

>>13672

>>13677

>>13687

Life is suffering. The fact that you three responded to my post indicates that despite that you value living more than dying. It could be the islands of joy, but I think it's because you're living creatures and living creatures are programmed to continue living. The longer you live, the better. Not the longer you don't suffer, the longer you live. From a biological point of view eternal suffering is preferable to a short life of bliss.

From a different point of view, experiencing suffering is still experience. It is superior to annihilation. Those who cannot feel cannot enjoy their lack of suffering.

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 No.13735

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>>13734

>life is suffering

>eternal suffering is preferable

what emo shit is this

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 No.13736

>>13734

>if you don't kill yourself right now you are fine with eternal torment

Enlightened philosophy right there.

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 No.13737

>>13734

So you're another atheist who has come into the delusion that he knows for certain the nature of life and deathh.

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 No.13781

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>>13734

This is the best post on the board.

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 No.13795

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 No.13797

>>13577

B for me. Military power, freedom, all exist for the pursuit and defense of pleasure nya~

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 No.13911

>>13577

I don't understand? D is literally the optimal choice. A is for lewronggeneration faggots who want a utopia at the expense of individuality and personal freedom, while B is for infanticidal degenerates who want mindless pleasure at the expense of any real meaning or purpose to their lives. C is a not-so-exaggerated libertarian hellhole filled with fates worse than death, where trust, empathy, and other such quaint, laughably outdated notions are a thing of the past, and superrational behavior is only a fleeting mirage, at best. And don't even get me start on E, E is a mess. An absolute shitshow. Hell no, I would not want to live there.

Only D is a somewhat acceptable destination for a person from the modern day. In A, you'd be ostracized for indulging yourself or having niche tastes. On B you'd just end up as a dick-tounged freak of nature, sold off as someone's sex slave, and you'd like it. On C you get shanked in some alleyway once someone realizes you don't have a weapon, and your brain is put to work mining Dreamcoin. Who even fucking knows what'll happen to you on E, you either become a subsistence farmer, or killed by alien robots.

Compared to that whole shitshow, the fact that D has so much recognizably in common with modern society means that you'd have to be retarded not to choose it. You can't really go wrong with "Quality of life is generally high for all but the most underprivileged of social dregs". Anyone who picks on of the other options is asking to get proverbially or literally fucked in the ass.

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 No.13921

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>>13577

As the anon above stated, A to C are pretty much fucking shit. I'd not choose D, though, as after choosing it you'd have to become a good goy to a society, also it forces you to either become social, or else you could be treated worse than you deserve. I'm not exactly criticizing anyone, but D is the '"based"' normalfaggot choice, though if you are offended by my statement you can fuck off.

By the way, I would really not want to work alongside niggers, spics, chinks, porkhaters, queers or wymyn, no matter how rare their amounts would be in the military.

Also, despite all the technological advancement you have in D world, there seems to be no big pilotable robots or even power armor, and that's probably the worst thing about D. I am really fucking disappointed in the D now. No way I'm going to fight for its puppet masters now.

But E, on the other hand, could have mechs or similar stuff with the variety of all the shit it has. Also E's inhabitats seem to be really retarded and easy to outwit without even seeming to be dishonorable. In the E world you are not required to be chained by the shackles of some Big Brother or other shit system, there seem to be no systems that have any parasites with great political influence (yet). The anon above noted that E has too many random crazy dangers that could get you killed, but what option does not have dangers? Also, at least in the E's case, all the dangers you would have to encounter are very straightforward, and, as a bonus, they are kind of cool.

By the way, the CYOA adventurer who could get transfered here could be the only one cunning and tricky character.

I mean, look at the damn E. You get overpowered weapons, defense, vehicle AND a 3+ month food supply at the beginning. You could get so much shit done with this, the least would be something like scavenging battlefields (while pretending that you are honoring all the fallen warriors that are on their way to warrior heaven now), stacking forcefield belts and exploring the dungeons. Then, as the CYOA itself suggested, you could sell all the shit you don't need and can't use and settle down in some neutral merchant city that nobody would want to attack, where you do nothing much but feed your slaves that work on your farm and sell/barter the excessive crops yourself.

Or you could go the batshit insane way and, after stacking overpowered equipment, buy shit ton of slaves (while equipping them too), then claim the throne of some tribe/kingdom by killing the chief/king, his family and his associates. If you LARP good enough or you are a chuuni, everyone will see you as very straightforward and honorable and won't object to your rising. You could try to focus on world domination after that, that is if you are smart enough and you know what are you doing.

Realistically speaking, I may be killed by some random deadly pest allergy on day 1, but I would still choose E.

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 No.13985

>>13911

>Anyone who picks on of the other options is asking to get proverbially or literally fucked in the ass.

<This militant society values obedience, discipline and teamwork. It shuns selfishness, laziness and weakness.

Anyone who picks D is also asking to get proverbially and/or literally fucked in the ass. It's a military/socialist shitshow. It does betray your own political leanings that you'd think that's somehow preferable to the others. I hope you enjoy endlessly prostrating yourself before your superiors.

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 No.14001

>>13734

>It could be the islands of joy

That's exactly what it is. People keep living because the positives outweigh the negatives. A short life of bliss has more overall joy than eternal suffering, so it's better.

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 No.14029

>>14001

>People keep living because the positives outweigh the negatives

That's an incredibly bold, generalizing and ignorant statement. It's like you haven't considered that some people simply don't know better than to drag on with their lives (i.e. people who can't really think), or that for some people suicide is very difficult.

If anything, a statement "people keep living because some negatives outweigh other negatives" would be more accurate.

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