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 No.11976 [View All]

Make your choice! Get robo pussy or become robo pussy!

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 No.12354

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>>12134

True anon, true.

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 No.12363

>>12351

Hell, now that I think about it, once I hack the entirety of the Cybertrix I get space travel anyway, as well as a network of drones with which to defend Earth from other threats in the future. And being the savior of all the planets the Cybertrix has conquered ain't too shabby either.

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 No.12390

>>11976

>>12041

Changes 1.0 to 1.2 and 1.1(dlc) (not including minor corrections/formatting)

Page 3: Prehensile Hair cost reduced from 10 to 5. Shrink Ray, Alter Body Type, and Enlarge Ray added.

Page 5: Line added "Each alien party will be of similar difficulty to deal with."

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 No.12392

>>12041

I'm going to assume Dibella has somehow gotten Earth's governments to not cause trouble for you just for existing or this CYOA is fundamentally broken unless you take a full war or covert ops build.

Gaia-U5 (Be the Gynoid)

Lilith-S1 is tempting for the extra points and it's cute as hell, but Gaia-U5's boosted holography is goddess/reyvateil-like and she looks very cool and cute. Too cool to focus on being a sexbot, this model demands cool robot abilities. For intimacy the defaults are enough, people pay thousands for dolls that are worse.

Infinity Core: Don't want to be dependant on the power grid and solar is too ineffecient.

Connection Cable: Wifi would be nice, but I need the cheaper option and can use it to power things.

Hacking: Because its cool and I could use this to save humanity discreetly from the jews or whatever.

Propulsion System: Fucking yes I want to fly.

Enhanced Vision: Being able to see alternate spectrums has always been near the top of my list of most wanted cyber upgrades. Imagine being able to see radio waves, ultraviolet, and the color yellow as it should be.

Threat Sensor: Would be terrible to lose all this technology to something stupid.

Mithril Composite: Take maximum advantage of my ability to fly.

S-Program: Threat Sensor isn't very useful without a defense ability and this is all I can afford. Along with effortless flight and holo-magic I might be able to stand up to modern military, but I wouldn't want to have to try it.

I have so much utility with all this. Entertainment is obvious. Since holography controls photons I should also be able to create heat/fire/lasers. With flight and holographic vehicles I could work as a small, but efficient space elevator.

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 No.13465

>get the gynoid

>model

Khaos-U6

>AI

Pris 3.9

>energy

infinity core

>orifice enhancements

EXP gel

inflatable cushions

internal massager

electro implant

>customisation

SAP

internal heating

>utility upgrades

connection cable

medic

>weapons

enhanced vision

bulletproof

shield generator +hardened

SS program

ballistic gun

>conflict

TV-3

after my physical defects have been dealt with, we will be on the front lines. she will be a minigun tank, and I will take military training so I'm not just a tag along. Victory sex will follow.

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 No.13492

>>11976

So many options but so few points. Not to mention the mandatory invasion choice which forces you into either focusing your bot on combat or hopping in a spaceship and ditching earth all together.

This CYOA could really use a comprehensive drawbacks page to give that much needed pts boost.

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 No.13496

>>13492

Invasion isn't mandatory. It's in a DLC; that is, optional by definition.

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 No.13525

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>>11976

>Choose between a 0.97% chance of hell, or becoming an alleged robokin

Sigh, I'll take the robot, thanks.

>Model Catalog: Athena-U1 (110)

Instant theoretical mastery is more OP than anything on the list.

>Artificial Intelligence: Quorra v15.0 [Dolores v7.3, Pris v3.9] (90)

An excellent starting point for my tutor, with lots of room for variety in the future in case any personality becomes too grating.

>Energy Subsystem: Infinity Core (75)

Charging's a waste.

>Orifice Enhancement: None

This is just sad. I'm not having sex with a robot, no matter how "lifelike" it is.

>Customization: Enlargement Module (55)

A giant mecha has many potential uses.

>>Utility Upgrades

>Connection Cable, Wireless Connection, Hacking (15)

She'll access the whole internet in seconds, then teach me all that is relevant. I now have the sum of mankind's knowledge in my head.

>Telelink Implant (free)

The aforementioned teaching.

>Medic (0)

As long as we aren't separated, I'm literally unkillable.

>Assassination Assortment: None

Teach a man how to fish… etc.

>Conflict: The Gadhur

"Atherra. Hack into the Gadhur's system and instantiate me (create a persona that only I can masquarade as, yet cannot be directly connected to me) as their god emperor". Their bureaucracy will be their undoing.

"Also, download the sum of their knowledge and transfer it to me".

>Compensation: Spaceship

While Dibella Corp is obviously immune to my gynoid's hacking, I doubt other races are so lucky.

I'll tour the stars, adding suitably tech-reliant races to my empire.

Did I win?

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 No.13526

>>13525

>Choose between a 0.97% chance of hell, or becoming an alleged robokin

It's just a ".97% chance of being unsatisfied". That pretty much covers breakage, unrealistic expectations, and

>This is just sad. I'm not having sex with a robot, no matter how "lifelike" it is.

asexual nutjobs.

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 No.13527

>>13526

>It's just a ".97% chance of being unsatisfied"

No, it says "99.03% of our customers report an increase in happiness". That doesn't bode well when you're dealing with such things, especially when you're dealing with corporate disclaimers.

>asexual nutjobs

Au contraire, I'm all for acquiring biological pussy when I'm effectively god emperor of the Gadhur, and humanity and many other races by extension.

Having sex with a machine when I have access to such a large harem is the equivalent of masturbating. It's sad, and illogical.

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 No.13528

>>13527

Someone who denys a shot at robo pussy doesn't deserve happiness.

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 No.13529

>>13528

As opposed to someone that targets synthetic pussy when he has his pick from absolutely any kind of pussy he'd want?

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 No.13530

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>>13529

Sounds like something a virgin would say

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 No.13531

>>13530

Are you telling me a non-virgin would need a robot to have sex with?

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 No.13532

>>13531

Only the virginest of virgins would go to such lengths to acquire bio-pussy, while a true chad already has his pick from absolutely any kind of pussy he'd want. Synth pussy is uncharted territory. An adventure to be had! A new world to be explored! Dismissing the opportunity of partaking in robo sex so frivolously is tantamount to spitting in the face of those who set of to explore and colonize the new world. You Sir, are a disgrace to our ancestors.

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 No.13533

>>13532

>Synth pussy is uncharted territory

You seem to be the kind of the guy that sticks his dick in any tentacle he sees and hopes it doesn't bite it off, poison it, or infect it with any number of possible alien diseases.

I don't do things just for the novelty, that is unreasonably shallow. I do things after I get to know them first, maybe go on a date or two.

You churl, are a disgrace to our civility.

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 No.13534

>>13533

>hopes it doesn't bite it off, poison it, or infect it with any number of possible alien diseases.

Sounds like 3dpd to me.

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 No.13535

>>13527

>equivalent of masturbating

If there wasn't a sapient entity in there, this would be correct, but you chose to create a thinking being that will "love you unconditionally" and then cuck her.

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 No.13536

>>13535

Silly anon, robots don't have souls.

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 No.13537

>>13536

Neither do women

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 No.13538

>>13534

my man

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 No.13546

>>13537

Maybe so, but then who are you to judge me for my bio-fetish? Are you one of those synth-bigots that think making children with interesting abilities is a sin?

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 No.13551

>>13525

>Hack into the Gadhur's system

What system exactly the database on one of the ships sent to your planet? Because thats not gonna do anything you'd need to at least hack the main servers on their administrative capital which is god knows where and no you can't look for it on your spaceship because you only get that after you solve the crisis.

Oh and you know what bureaucracies love? Redundancy and hard copies so you'd have to hack an awful lot of computers and alter or destroy countless documents.

Not to mention bureaucracy doesn't mean retarded you would have to at least rig an election or something, simply changing their records wouldn't do anything.

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 No.13558

>>13551

>What system exactly

The ships they send.

>thats not gonna do anything you'd need to at least hack the main servers on their administrative capital

Backlink. They either have a direct line to the capital, or a line to someone who does. No real limits on what my robot can do, really.

>you'd have to hack an awful lot of computers and alter or destroy countless documents

Good thing a literal computer is doing the hacking for me. Even if it takes several weeks, I have that kind of time.

>bureaucracy doesn't mean retarded you would have to at least rig an election or something

Not necessarily. You want to impeach the current god emperor? You'll have to fill out ten forms just to be able to fill out the form required to send a form to someone in a different department so they can request someone from your own department to give permission to you to check the prime laws if the current emperor did anything illegal. Can you guess what were the first laws I changed?

The beauty of such an advanced society reliant on technology is that they aren't likely to keep physical copies of their data. Another beauty of them being such a large empire is that for the most part, only certain people in high command will even notice the changes, and those can either be hacked (assuming they have cybernetic implants in their brains), bought, or disposed of.

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 No.13559

>>13558

>backlink

That relies on two unsteady assumptions

>they aren't 100% closed shell

>the link stays open long enough to perform such a hack

Furthermore, you assume that her hacking capability is even compatible with their systems at all. Remember using a laptop to hack the alien ship in Independence Day, and everyone said how retarded that was?

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 No.13561

>>13558

>Backlink

Yeah thats retarded you don't even know such a thing exists perhaps they don't even have FTL coms and rely on data "mail ships". Even if you could get some worm or something out of the solar system thats no guarantee it will actually get to the necessary servers. Remember their empire could be huge and you would likely need to breach thousands, millions maybe billions of servers, your robo may have bullshit Hollywood hacker skills but it doesn't have unlimited processing power or instant data transmission across the interstellar void.

Also I'm not at all convinced that any society other than maybe a robotic one would blindly trust what a database says especially if it seems completely unreasonable and violates their collective memory. And how do you know they even have a god emperor most likely a system as bureaucratic as you seem to think it is wouldn't have centralized power at all much less a omnipotent dictator.

At least say something reasonable like you disrupt the technological improvements they bring to earth thus degrading public trust in them. Along with hijacking media to spread your propaganda this would allow you to create a resistance that could forestall their invasion. After that you could maybe consider going after their empire with your ship and support from earth and any rebel groups that may exist in their other occupied planets.

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 No.13562

>>13546

>making children with interesting abilities

What do you think the artificial womb is for?

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 No.13569

>>13559

>you assume that her hacking capability is even compatible with their systems at all

It makes sense given that the description said "any machine".

Improbable that they studied earth's systems and devised a hacking subsystem exclusive to them only. My guess is that it's some bullshit omni-hacking system.

>>13561

>perhaps they don't even have FTL coms and rely on data "mail ships"

You're reaching. Why would they use "mail ships" when FTL comms are faster? And if the mail ships are faster, would it make much difference to just infect the ships?

>your robo may have bullshit Hollywood hacker skills but it doesn't have unlimited processing power or instant data transmission across the interstellar void

Any terminal she hacks becomes more processing power for her. Robot, remember? The more servers they have, the more powerful she'll end up. At a certain level, her duration to target will basically converge.

>I'm not at all convinced that any society other than maybe a robotic one would blindly trust what a database says

I disagree. People will believe a great many things if it doesn't adversely affect them in some way, and even then they can be appeased.

>how do you know they even have a god emperor

I don't. I don't think they do have such a position. Doesn't change the fact that I can create the position and put so much red tape around any investigations or attempts to remove it that generations would die out before they approach achieving their objective, and by that time I could easily have had them assassinated or transferred.

>disrupt the technological improvements they bring to earth

And make myself a criminal while potentially harming many people?

>hijacking media to spread your propaganda this would allow you to create a resistance that could forestall their invasion. After that you could maybe consider going after their empire with your ship and support from earth and any rebel groups that may exist in their other occupied planets

Too much trouble for so little and slow gain.

I like my idea better.

>>13562

Not to make borg babies, that's for sure.

And even then, they'd just be cybernetic humans. They wouldn't have wings, acid spit, psionics, or any number of other interesting abilities.

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 No.13571

>>13569

>They wouldn't have wings, acid spit, psionics, or any number of other interesting abilities.

Wait, you think you're going to have babies with alien species? DNA doesn't work that way. Fucking an avioid from another planet isn't going to give you a humanoid kid with wings. It isn't going to give you a kid at all, any more than fucking a horse would create a centaur offspring.

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 No.13572

>>13569

Ok I'm done, you clearly have no idea how computers work and you're just too stupid to reason with. I bet you're exact same autist from the reject waifus thread who insisted a monkey paw genie with clear limitations can just grant him whatever based on talmudic word swaps and technicalities.

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 No.13573

>>13569

Answer me this then in clear, certain terms

>how would realtime comms work over relativistic distances

>how can you ensure that they'll blindly follow database fuckery

>how can you ensure that there won't be any repercussions or defences against said hacking

and no handwaves

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 No.13574

>>13571

Kindly refer to the exhibit A: the Kk'warg >>11977

Remind me how DNA works in this 'verse?

If I can have a kid with aliens, I should be able to perform some gene-imagination to ensure some traits carry over, if worse comes to worse.

>>13572

>you clearly have no idea how computers work

And you clearly have no idea how to make your point in an unassailable form.

If you can't prove me wrong, agree to disagree. Backing out while yelling "no u" is bad form and benefits no one, least of all your bruised ego.

>>13573

>how would realtime comms work over relativistic distances

I have absolutely no idea.

I don't need to explain HOW it would work, I merely need to provide evidence that it works within the universe itself, right?

>>11976

>Initiating linkage sequence

>Opening communication channel

>>11977

>Re-opening communication channel

You could argue that "communication channel" refers to a loudspeaker or somesuch, but I'm sure we can reasonably agree that that would be far fetched, given the context.

>how can you ensure that they'll blindly follow database fuckery

I cannot, and that isn't really my plan in full. I aim to bury any inquiries into the fact under miles of red tape. I believe they would follow the red tape because they strike me as more interesting versions of Vogons.

If I'm incorrect and they prove to be less rigid than I originally anticipated, then I'll just siphon as many funds as I can and disappear (though I don't really need to, since the constructed persona should be untraceable to me), and leave some backdoors for my robot to reestablish control if the need arises. By this point, I should be rich enough to upgrade her completely with all available Dibella Corp. upgrades, as well as a few more they reserve for the filthy rich. I can just retire after that, with a spaceship and all the ultra sci-fi swag I'd ever want.

>how can you ensure that there won't be any repercussions or defences against said hacking

Interesting question. I only have Dibella Corp's assurance that "it doesn't matter what kind of security system the machine has, there is no machine that she can't hack".

Of course, I'll be screwed in the event that they too have Dibella tech. From a meta-perspective however, I find that unlikely, since if they have robots with equal or greater ability to yours, you don't really stand much of a chance.

I'll still win initially, unless either their ship or their primary servers have Dibella tech (or better) on them.

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 No.13575

>>13574

If you can't even stick together some babble about quantum entanglement or something like that, then no, you do need to explain it. It doesn't have to be 100% scientifically accurate, just as long as it at least sounds plausible without stretching known science too much.

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 No.13579

>>13575

So, you want me to handwave it by crapping out stuff about a field I have no knowledge in even though I'm not the guy that wrote how the rules work, all without handwaving it?

No.

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 No.13581

>>13579

So you'd rather be a lazy Mary Sue rather than out w single grain of effort into your own creation. You really are retarded.

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 No.13582

>>13581

You asked me to come up with a non-handwavy explanation. I can't do that without giving you an opening to poke holes in my strategy with. I gave you the reason why it'd work, and you can't find any openings in that, so you're trying to get me to dig my own grave.

You were wrong, accept it.

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 No.13583

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>>13582

you didn't come up with a non-handwave explanation, you stalled and shuffled your feet because you know full well that what you're saying is complete bullshit. Mary fucking Sue. I know it, you know it and everyone who can read knows it.

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 No.13585

>>13583

Why don't YOU come up with a "non-handwave explanation" for why "Be the Gynoid" works? "The CYOA says so" doesn't count.

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 No.13586

>>13585

>do it for me

see previous pic, please cease your faggotry.

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 No.13587

>>13583

Seeing as >>13585 wasn't me, I think "everyone who reads" can tell who's the bullshitter here.

Toodle-oo~

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 No.13589

>>13587

I don't know who you think you're fooling here,

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 No.13601

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>>11976

>>12041

Get the Gynoid

Skadi-C7 + 30 Point Upgrade

I call her Kadi

Custom Color

Her lips are painted gold to match her joints, nails, and hair.

Artificial Intellegence

>BATTLE MAID

Alice Version 13.2

Kara Version 40.0

Infinity Core

Utility Upgrades

Connection Cable

Hacking

Telelink

Medic

Assasination Upgrades

S-Program - Free!

SS-Program

Threat Sensor

Enhanced Vision

Cloaking Device

Bulletproof

Mythril Composite

Ballistic Gun

Plasma Cannon

Melee Weapon - Sword

DLC Conflict

The Cybertrix

Reward

Upgrade +30

My plan is to reprogram the remaining Cybertrix for a space fleet and then travel into unknown to collect good stuff like

>Cybertrix power armor with toned down lewdness

>Lethari enhancement drugs

>More Dibella Corps upgrades and products

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 No.15951

It's really irresponsible of the Dibella Corp. to give a member of a savage race something like this AND eternal youth. One can change the world, perhaps without firing a single bullet.

Get the gynoid.

Athena-U1. Machine learning! We will start with her teaching me politics, psychology, propaganda, military tactics, robotics, the history of religion and everything else I will need to know to take over and rule a small country as a god-king. I get 110 points.

Orianna v2.0. 25 points. An ideal partner. We are going to be together for a long time. You don't skimp out on this.

Energy Cell. 5 points. Cheap and good enough. We don't plan on fighting.

Connection Cable. 5 points. For charging and hacking.

Hacking. 25 points. We can kickstart our operation by hacking ATMs to pay the travel expenses. We will get a lot out of precious info out of government computers in the target country. Plus, free snacks and shitty cocoa from vending machines!

Telelink Implant. Free. Always in touch with your lover and partner in crime.

Medic. 15 points. We will become famous healers. If one of our political allies gets sick or injured she will fix them.

Holographic Projector and Solid Holograms. 10 + 15 = 25 points. Combine this with Medic to perform miracles. People will think we are some kind of a divine family with literally the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_touch. Also useful for self-defense and in the bedroom.

Threat Sensor. 5 points. A necessity for any aspiring benevolent dictators.

Hand Taser. 5 points. A basic bodyguard skill.

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 No.16305

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>>12041

>Product

Be the Gynoid

>Model

Eostre-S3 5kg +130

>Energy

Infinity Core -15

>AI

Alice V13.2 -5, A beyond useful partner to watch my back when i need to be disconnected from the internet or a network of

spaceships for awhile.

>Utility Upgrade

Connection Cable -5

Hacking -25

Entertainment System -25, Make money honestly while enjoying games and other content.

Medic -15, Put the pharma scheme out of business by releasing cures not endless treatments.

Teleportation Module -15

>Assassination Assortment

Mithril Composite(Prebuilt)

Enhanced Vision -5

Threat Sensor -5

Phase Shift Module -20

Cloaking Device -15

Blink System -10

>Conflict

The Kelgadrhon

>Compensation

Upgrade +30

The Kelgadrhon's physical presence on the ground isn't that hard to deal with conventional weapons should be enough for local

militaries to handle. The threat comes from space and while i'm without the S Programs i can hack into military servers and

pull training data and tactics from across the world. I'm inclined to leave Alice in the military networks until i can get a

clear teleport location on one of the Kelgadrhon ships. Once near one of their ships i can either Phase Shift through the hull

or Blink through it using my Enhanced Vision. Stealth is the goal in anything i do included hacking their system. I would like

to get the locations of all of their ships first and if i can't take over all of them from this one ship i would have to visit the others too. I'll set up what is required to have Alice retain total control after we simultaneously vent the atmosphere killing all the crews(if their own medical data points to this being a quick death if not i can crash the ships). By this point if the Kelgadrhons on the planet have Kaiju levels of defense and the military can't handle it and it seems there is no hope i will have to fire on their positions from orbit exposing that something is wrong in space. Once this is competed i'll crash land some ships onto the planet and take the rest to one of the moons on Jupiter for later use. At this point i might as well blame this miraculous turn around on a fake hacker persona i can use politically if i should desire.

Once this chaos is settled i'll start releasing entertainment and cures from under shell companies for fun while enjoying

myself in Japan(if it wasn't destroyed from orbit). With Alice we'll become a power in the shadows and slowly start amassing

information to target and destroy what is making Humanity suck by exposure or other means that would be effective.

If i could i would live some slice of life comedy instead with some human or fuck off the planet once i deal with the military

threat. Kami make it so Onegaishimasu!

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 No.16306

File: 09cba8612d1ed88⋯.jpg (64.53 KB,297x378,11:14,RespectTheRobot.jpg)

>>12041

>>11976

How is everything in robot customization so goddamned overpriced? Why the fuck does a warm body and adjustable ass size cost as much as being nuke-proof? Holy shit.

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 No.16307

>>16306

Because tok is an idiot and basically combined two different cyoas, one about making a robot waifu and the other about making a super robot.

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 No.16308

why would you ever pick being the robot?

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 No.16309

File: 1555cab410f2be5⋯.png (501.89 KB,599x699,599:699,FollowYourDreams.png)

>>16307

> combined two different cyoas, one about making a robot waifu and the other about making a super robot

And there's nothing wrong with the concept of that, just the way he went about it is fucking retarded.

>>16308

>why would you ever pick being the robot?

<More points(no AI costs)

<Safer. Sure you don't age but the gynoid can be a lot more durable than your flesh and blood ass.

<Be the girl.

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 No.16312

>>16308

>why would you ever pick being the robot?

This >>16309, plus it's better to have superpowers than to have a superpowered slave. Also it's expensive or requires specific models, but you don't even have to be a girl, if you're one of those gay faggots obsessed with having a dick.

>>16309

>And there's nothing wrong with the concept of that, just the way he went about it is fucking retarded.

There's nothing wrong with the concept of a superpowered robot waifu cyoa. The problem is when you divide up the cyoa in a way that makes them either/or.

What he should have done is just make 2 separate point pools so that you aren't forced to balance superpowers and mundanities, but then he would have probably shorted the points even further or forced you into specific models.

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 No.16316

>get

>model

Aphrodite-S6

>AI

K 4.7

>energy

Infinity core

>orifice enhancements

EXP gel

Internal massager

Electro implant

>customisation

Internal heating (free)

SAP

>utility

Connection cable

Medic

>weapons

Bullet proof

Hardened shield

S program

Ballistic gun (anti material rifle)

>conflict

Kelgadrhon

>compensation

Upgrade

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