#1
Cyborg Psychopath, Maxed Out. Depending on how much battery acid I need this could save me a lot of money on food.
Literally Shit Gold, one point.
Chosen of the Norse Gods, one point.
Awesome hair, infinite mead, turn food into gold and battery acid/nails into superpowers/bullets. Rad.
#2
Most of these are literal curses, but I love llamas. I'd gladly herald llama freedom as an inhuman champion to my fuzzy brethren. I'm always attracted to power sets that allow for extreme agility or survivability, and I can spit a fist-sized hole in your skull from eighty yards. Almost picked the Wookie option but since I've got no Han Solo to translate I'd be mute and end up dead fast.
#3
Card tricks. Every other option is a lot of trouble or just a good laugh. Being capable of any card trick, ever, would put you on par with some of the best magicians ever. Loads a'money.
#4
Lord of the Planet of the Apes. There are so many fantastic things I could do for the world with total control over a wealthy militant state in Africa. Namely turn Africa into a livable place with a white governing body. There's no reason to allow continued overpopulation and infant mortality over there, and we've already interfered too much to 'let them be'.
#5
Gotta pick the Nig option again. Again all of these are fucking hilarious and great to read but winning the Olympics just by eating some of my favorite food is a lot more fun than dying, giving gals a few hundred cc's in exchange for a few million brain cells, or forcing rude gas station attendants to shit their pants. Also, shamefully enough, I already eat watermelon, fried chicken, Kool Aid and corn bread on a regular basis. Shit is delicious- only too bad that Melon is seasonal.
Awesome CYOA games, godspeed to the cheeki nando who wrote these chuckle-rousers.