/cyoa/ - Choose Your Own Adventure

The blue squiggle is tempting, but only if it were a billion dollars; one million dollars will barely cover the cost of the surgery to remove it from my foot, so I'd just end up breaking even. I don't gain anything by the IHOP thing. The "sex thing" is too vague.

So I'll take the cat one. This is for three reasons:

1) I don't currently have a cat to murder, so this will instantly give me a cat out of thin air so I can be reasonably assumed to be capable of murdering it. After all, it doesn't say "murder A cat" or "murder someone ELSE'S cat."

2) Murder is a legal term normally reserved for humans, so this will additionally be a cat that is (at least hypothetically) capable of proving it should have rights equivalent to a humans; in practice this means this cat will be at least as sapient as a human, and that's pretty cool.

3) It does not stipulate WHEN I have to murder my cat, just that I have to. Therefore, I can choose to wait until the end of the cat's natural lifespan in 20 or so years, and when he asks me to euthanize him because he has grown too old and decrepit, I will do so.

I put way too much effort and thought into this, haven't I?

>>1047

>This is the most OC we've had in a month and you know it

I wager the illuminati is at fault.

This is now an official idea thread. If you have a good idea how to advertise this board without seeming like a dickweed post it here.

Also: Yellow lines are best waifu, my 49 confirms it.

>>1048

You forgot to consider something in regards to the blue squiggle.

The more money it gives you, the more money will be in your foot, and therefore the more money it would cost to take it out. We would need to mathematically calculate the optimal money in foot : cost of taking it out ratio in order to determine the optimal offer. I assume the cost diminishes exponentially though, so it's probably bigger = better.

>>1051

Just amputate the foot. I would be fine with a prosthetic if it made me a millionaire.

>>1058

No prosthetic is perfect. You'd be unable to walk normally for the rest of your life in exchange for money that will definitely run out in less than ten years.

>>1059

But for 10 years, you'll be able to spend it recklessly on shit. You can regret it in the future.

>>1047

Given the state of the world and the logistical issues involved with having a moneyfoot, I think the indestructible IHOP might be the best option.

At the very least, I'll have a place to survive the nuclear holocaust and a base to rebuild from.

I'd be like a goddamned messianic figure, bringing life back to the wasteland with stacks of pancakes.

>>1201

I like the way you think.