No.10112[Last 50 Posts]
More lewd shit from reddit via halfchan's /trash/. This one actually looks half decent though
____________________________
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10113
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10114
>>10112
Archfey -10
Familiar
Pocket Dimension (shadow queen) -10
Vigor -1
Altar Self -2
Polymorph -2
Seeming -3
Astral Projection -6
Pleasure link +2
Fondest Memory +4
Magic Control +6
time +16
Mark of the archfey +10
>You do not age in your pocket dimension
I'm prepared to spend most of eternity in my pocket dimension penthouse with my waifu familiar. Astral projection allows me to leave, again without aging, either to see things or to possess people. If necessary I can also possess my familiar, granting me an unaging body while my original remains in the pocket dimension in double stasis. I'll have to be nice about it.
Shapeshifting magic is always fun. It's a great way to keep the sex with one person interesting for eternity. Technically I could do without Seeming and just possess then polymorph, but this way I can do things more on-the-fly. Pleasure link and vigor are similarly fun, but it's a shame about the short duration. I'm actually tempted to take Chains of Denial instead, but this will be fine.
As for the drawbacks, since I'm going to be effectively immortal anyway Time is free. Mark of the Archfey is more fun than anything cooped up in my pocket dimension with my waifu. Magic Control is just mildly inconvenient, it's not like I need to cast spells in combat or something.
Fondest Memory sounds like a really heavy cost, but honestly I can't even think of anything that would qualify. At worst I lose some trivial shit or a videogame or something (and if it's the latter that's a benefit as I can enjoy the game again). It says that I keep the memory of the memory, so I don't lose something without even knowing what I lost (very dangerous), and one memory does not translate to "forget a person" or something along those lines.
I know why you can't take multiple Services, they tend to conflict a bit so you can't serve two gods, but it would be nice if you could take multiple marks. Mark of the Celestial and the Succubus would fit in nicely.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10115
>>10112
>Ideal body
-Gender: Male
-Age: 22
-Race: Aryan
-Hair/eye color: Golden blonde hair, blue/green eyes.
-Size proportions: Aryan Übermensch with a huge dick and hefty balls.
<-10
>Patron
The Succubus Queen
>Gifts
>Familiar
Succubus. Female oppai loli, rabbit.
<Free
>Pact Weapon
Celestial Angelic Shield.
<-10
>Succubus Pocket Dimension
<-6
>Artifact
Succubus Collar of Obedience
<-6
>Invocations
All of Succubus Invocations
<-10 total
Alter Self
<-4
Seeming
<-6
Invisibility
<-4
True Sight
<-2
Charm
<-2
>Payments and Services
>Succubus Soul Pledge.
Sign me up.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10117
>Pact
Succubus Queen (-10)
>Gifts
Archfey familiar QT catgirl (-14)
Blood Blade (-20)
Succubus Pocket Dimension (-26)
Collar of Obedience (-32)
>Invocations
Succubi Kiss (-34)
Chains of Denial (-35)
Command (-36)
Magic Aura (-39)
Bestow Curse (-42)
Alter Self (-46)
Polymore (-50)
Seeming (-56)
Implant Symbiote (-60)
Bestow Blessing (-64)
Reincarnate (-72)
>Payments and Services
Contractual Service (-42)
Wealth (-32)
Time (-16)
Best Friend (-4)
Magic Control (cock ring)
So, for 13 years of service and selling my best friend into a happy form of slavery, I get all kinds of nice powers.
The collar means I can just enslave a celebrity or other rich individual and quickly pay off my wealth debt.Giving up 100 years doesn't really matter when I have a sword that gives me a year of life every time I kill someone and if I'm holed up on my pocket dimension, I only need to kill someone on average less than once a year. With the resurrection power, I will actually have people lining up to be killed for a new young body and possibly new gender. With all my means of making slaves, I will have more than enough money to buy the diamonds and I will have no problem controlling the world like the succubus queen wants. I'd mostly just use this to keep my slaves young and use seeming to put them into a form I prefer if they come back as futas or something.
Alternatively, I could drop reincarnate (Instead killing as my sense of justice sees fit) and take the succubus familiar (Catgirl is better for me because I'd have so many slaves that having a more "equal" relationship would be nice for variety) and I wouldn't have to make a slave out of a friend. But I think I like it just fine as originally planned.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10118
>>10112
Servitude is gay. Unlimited power is useless if you have a master, or rather there is no such thing as unlimited power if you have a master.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10119
>>10118
Then don't take one? Unless the very idea of a Patron who does nothing except provide your powers is a problem for you. You don't have to take a Service or Soul pledge, and if you don't then you don't have to do anything for them.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10120
>>10119
I was somewhat hasty in my judgement. Although the very idea of patronage is abhorrent to me, this is a salvageable CYOA. I was mistakenly under the impression you had to choose a mark, contract or pledge. Excuse my hastiness.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10123
>>10112
Healing hands looks like it only works on others. I considered that Alter Self could be used to replace lost body parts. If I am missing an arm can I shift into another human form that has their arms? My guess would be no, since it specifies that other physical traits like age and fitness remain unchanged. It's probably just an appearance change.
So, it looks like there is no way to heal myself if I take damage without taking a soul contract, which I absolutely refuse to do. I strongly dislike when CYOA creators hand out abilities that could be used to live a very long time but don't give any kind of healing ability to go with it - because it means I won't live a very long time at all. I'll eventually suffer an accident or physical trauma. If that trauma does not kill me, then it may leave me in a state where life is no longer worth living (imagine losing your eyes or dick). That's the point where I would kill myself, and that's the inevitable ending destination of immortality without regeneration.
Agelessness with no healing is like taking a dump on a delicious dish of food. The food doesn't look so delicious anymore.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10125
>Ideal Body, Perfect Functions, Youth
I enjoy a CYOA that gives you a couple things upfront, to help avoid people making builds purely for them. Not exactly immortality but it's probably fine.
As for Ideal body, since it says human limits I'll probably just make myself a bit more cute/androgenous. If making myself a Herm is in realm of 'normal human' than I'll go for it, if not I'll stick with being male.
-10 Points
Well, guess not getting the upfronts for free this time
>Patron
The Succubus Queen
>Gift
>Succubus's Pocket Dimension
Gotta have a place big enough for the harem I plan to build. Also I'll probably use the key on a lot of doors just to build up a ton of options to where I can escape to.
>Bag of Holding
Hammerspace pockets are always a good thing to have, especially when spells can require items to be used
>Invocations
Command
Magic Aura
Bestow Curse
Vigor
Alter Self
Polymorph
Implant Symbiote
Create Virus
Create Illusion
True Sight
Phantasmal Tease
Charm
Reincarnate
True Sight helps me figure out how to manipulate people, the altering spells letting me change my apperance as I wish. Phantasmal Tease helps corrupting people. Command letting me fuck someone, combined with create virus basically lets me alter them to someone who will willingly be part of my harem. Not to mention if I want a certain type of slave, I can use create virus to change their mental state and physical being, even if the most extreme versions will end up having it spread to 10 people it's still useful for a huge harem.
>Payments
Wealth
Soul Pledge
Wealth almost seems like a fun challenge to pull off, I'm sure I can whore out some of my lesser desired in the harem to get that money.
While some of the other immortalities seem nicer, the old one for instance, I really didn't want to go back and redo all the point calculations plus at least I know what the harem building girl wants me to do. At least with the perfume area of effect I can easily go around and normalize fucking with a random mortal to steal their orgasms, and not have to harm my harem to feed. Between command+create virus to quickly build up a submissive world and implant symbiote on people with higher positions to keep myself protected by the law and enforce the changes desired, fufilling the contract is a matter of strategy. In fact a large number of the powers in addition to being fun for me are very helpful to the purpose of fufilling the contract and whatever she'd demand of me as an incubus.
I probably would have used bloodblade to extend into a conditional immortailty if it wsn't for the soul pledge having actual immortality with it.
1 Points
Was a fun CYOA, had some really fun choices, the patron system was good. Having a cyoa start you in the negetive and only build back up to positive in the drawbacks section is interesting, since I'm sure a decent number of people make builds based a lot more on points gained at the end rather than the ones given at the start anyway, so it was interesting way to handle it.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10126
>patron
the old one. curiosity has lead me everywhere from old libraries in backwater villages, to the depths of the darknet. and now, to here.
>familiar
old one. of course.
>weapon
abyssal spear. not exactly concealed carry material, but still handy
>pocket dimension
old one. again, of course. and the libraries of esoteric texts and artifacts will let me leak information to the public, a slow but sure drip feed of madness. also helps in performing and compiling research
>artifact
ring of mind reading. useful for all kinds, interrogating captives and collecting information first and foremost.
>incantations
bestow curse
phamtasmal tease
vigor
reincarnate
astral projection
create virus
bestow blessing
seeming
chains of denial
cursed clothing
miasma
implant symbiote
black tentacles
slightly more subtle ways of fucking (with) people. (-10)
>payments
soul pledge
and that's that. I will topple governments and rebuild the world in my image, slowly but surely. my many powers will ensure I can build a cult with many members, headquartered in m ypocket dimension, ensuring the authorities can never catch us. I already have a couple of friends into occult stuff, looks like I have some calls to make…
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10130
>>10112
Overworldly Patrons Cyoa
Succubus Queen is my patron
I need to ask my patron on how to obtain more powers and immortality.
Gifts
Succbutt Familiar
Female, the animal form is a dog i may change this later, cows are pretty cute
Blood Blade
To extend my own lifespan until I obtain immortality.
Succubus Castle
This castle satisfies all my basic needs so i'm set for the rest of my life.
Skeleton key or succubus collar + 2 more powers
It's the collar or the skeleton key. I like the skeleton key because it would be useful for blackmailing powerful individuals. On the otherhand the succubus collar could be enslave to capture generals. How would I even get a collar on them? Either way i'd try to sacrifice prisoners with my blood blade.
Payments and Services
Wealth
Most of my basic needs are covered in the pocket dimension so I can spend my time paying off this debt. No interest, no problem!
Contractual Service
Will I be supported/trained by a mentor or am I on my own?
Powers
Chains of Denial
Command
Magic Aura
Bestow Curse
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10131
>>10112
>If the weapon or artifact disappears you die
what do you mean by disappear?
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10133
>>10126
You realize you only get ONE item from the gifts section (familiar/weapon/pocket dimension/artifect) for free. All additional options cost 6 points each. You seem to be WAY over your point total, 24 from gifts, 10 start, and you've already hit another 24 by the time you get to Create Virus so that's your 60 from soul pledge
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10134
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10138
>>10112
Patron
The Archfey
Gifts
[-0] Familiar (Archfey)
[-6] Weapon (Succubus)
[-6] Pocket Dimension (Shadow)
[-6] Bag of Holding (Celestial)
Invocations
[-2] Command (Succubus)
[-1] Vigor (Fey)
[-2] Alter Self (Fey)
[-3] Seeming (Fey)
[-2] Tok'Haar's Black Tentacles (Old One)
[-4] Mystifying Miasma (Old One)
[-4] Invisibility (Shadow)
[-4] Lay on Hands (Celestial)
[-4] Bestow Blessing (Celestial)
[-2] Pleasure Link (Celestial)
Payments
[+10] Wealth
[+16] Time
Services
[+30] Contractual Service
Summary
My gifts and invocations let me easily deal with my payments. With invisibility and the bag of holding I can transfer items directly into my pocket plane without being seen. Using this combination I could steal huge amounts of money very rapidly. My lifespan has been reduced to only 100 years, but I can kill people with the blood blade to extend that as needed. I will try not to be a complete asshole - I will not target the innocent. I could kill murderers and pedophiles to extend my life and I could steal from Jew bankers to pay off my debt.
While I have my familiar by my side the mark of the archfey is a blessing. I'll have a 3-day party with my familiar every month. If I need to sleep during this time and my arousal is getting in the way of that I'll use mystifying miasma to put myself to sleep.
The contractual service for the fey is not bad at all. Playing tricks on people would be easy with invisibility. Making people more attractive and sexy would be easy with the "bestow blessing" and "seeming" invocations. The requirement to travel isn't a big deal either. It'll basically be like a 13 year roadtrip where I follow my whims. How generous they are to pay me 30 points for that.
When I am free of my obligations I'll spend most of my time in my pocket plane, living a comfy life with my familiar. I'll link my pocket plane to a hospital, and pop outside every now and then to heal and bless people.
>>10123
In the description of "seeming" and "alter self" it states that sex changes are possible. The transformation of male anatomy to female anatomy is more than just an appearance change. It suggests that one kind of flesh can be changed into a different kind of flesh. If that's the case, then there's no reason why it could not be used to replace missing body parts. If your eyes were destroyed, I see no reason why you could not transform into somebody else with functioning eyes.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10139
>>10138
What I hate about Fey service, other than just being service, is the whole "free love" and sleeping around thing. I want to be faithful with my familiar waifu.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10140
>>10138
I noticed you had Alter Self and Seeming but not Polymorph. So you don't want to be able to customize yourself and your familiar with shit like wings and fluffy tails? Where's the fun in that? Personally I'd ditch Bestow Blessing because it can only function on one person at a time anyway and not even on yourself.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10147
>>10139
I don't like that either. I would prefer a single relationship based on love, which is why I took the fey familiar. The situation is not ideal, but I would make it clear to my familiar that I am only engaging in these behaviors to fulfill the contract that allowed me to summon her in the first place, and that after 13 years I would be free.
I do find it strange that the fey would be the ones to offer a loving monogamous familiar given their nature.
>>10140
The way polymorph is written makes it sound like it only works on yourself. So, no fun times with the familiar :(
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10149
>>10147
Polymorph only works on yourself. However, Seeming copies any person that you have seen, including yourself. You are still a person even if you give yourself some animal bits. As a result, you can polymorph yourself and then Seeming the familiar to copy the polymorphed bits.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10151
>>10149
Nice, that would work. Thinking along those lines, I wonder if astral projection would let you use abilities on yourself that could normally only be used on other people. For example, you could take over the body of somebody else and from their body you could cast seeming on your suspended body to change it without having the "alter self" ability. Or, perhaps, you could use "lay on hands" to heal your suspended body.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10168
>>10112
>More lewd shit from reddit via halfchan's /trash/
the absolute state of this board, once the pearl of the website
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10182
>>10168
It's not all bad. There are still many non-lewd CYOAs with substance to them. Don't take the black pill and surrender your board. Fight for your board and bump the good stuff.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10198
>>10112
>>10113
Archfey so I can get a loving Familiar.
German Shepherds are intelligent, loyal, obedient, subimissive, and can kill with ease. Those are the qualities I want in a woman, it's only a shame I can't breed with her. 10cm taller than me, ginger, blue eyes, no freckles, skinny but shapely body.
I must protect her. I'm creating a girl who will love me like a dog, I won't endure a year without her and it's worse that she will lose her memory if she dies. Damn it, why put that shit in there that's fucking sad.
I also want the pocket dimension, in case I need it. (-16)
Invocations Command and charm, extremely useful both for defence and jewing. (-4)
Payment type isTime (+16) and Foundest Memory(+4). I don't care for living and my best memory is already blur (my first kiss). Heh, I'm only gaining from this. You where right OP, this one is not horrible like other lewd cyoas.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10208
>>10112
it says we get are patrons gift of free by default and can change it to a different patron for 4 points and we can get more items for 6 points so if i have an archfey as my patron and choose familiar as my gift if i then wanted the shadow queens pocket dimension is it 6 for the new gift plus 4 since its a different patron or just 6
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10210
hEY THIS IS BREDDY GUD
>Patron
<Celestial
The other Patrons seem to give really, really useless powers.
<Gift
>Pocket Dimension
A log cabin wherein I won't have to worry about land taxation? Free food? I love to cook, and I love having folks over. This would be great.
>Holding Bag
Great for traveling, too bad it's a purse.
<Invocation
>Lay on Hands
The only reason I'd choose to be in debt to what seems to be a self-righteous, perverted whore pretending at being an angel. A lot of people are really, really, truly ill and just don't deserve it. Plus I can shut up all of Hollywood's 'give the kid with cancer free bullshit' campaigns, and anything that costs the California Jew money is a good deed in my book.
<Payment
>Soul Pledge
All of this "submissive/dominant" crap is utterly fucking shameful and beyond dumb, but I guess you've got to do something when you're making a /d/ style CYOA with a non-harmful option, and I guess it fits. I won't be 'offering' myself to anyone, nor trying to convince people of sexual servitude, because that's fucking strange. But I will seek out evil, and put it to an end. If given support, any man could work to lessen the undue suffering around him. Once I grow wings (Preferably eggshell or burnt umber in color) -hopefully I can fly. That'd be rad. The empathy and limitless healing are super cool, but I wonder on what subjective grounds can I supposedly sense who's "good" or "evil". I don't care for the moral ideals of this supposed celestial, and I really don't like the idea of being enslaved, but as long as I can be a positive influence with my new abilities I ==guess== it's worth it.
Grand scheme aside, what do I have going on in the short term? I live rent-free in a delightful cabin (Thanks self-righteous wing girl)- I get to travel about healing the sick. After 13 years I get the gift of flight in addition to still having an awesome cabin full of venison steaks, pork chops, mozzarella cheese, pizza dough, high-quality produce with year-'round watermelon, et cetera. The drawbacks are negligible, and honestly it's nothing personal, but the Celestial is an immoral tyrant who tricks people into indentured servitude. In my case it's willing but that bitch has to die. Hopefully at some point I can escape the slavery of my True Name and follow my own goals in entirety, hopefully finding a way to kill off the Celestial, as well as the other malevolent supernatural entities that I've been made aware of. There are demons, eliciting the help of humans to start disgusting sex-cults all over the place. There ARE vampires. Everything Alex Jones said was right. I'm sure this rabbit's hole goes DEEP, and that means we've got a lot of pesky abominations to clean from God's green earth. They'll learn once and for all not to fuck with a bunch of hairless killer apes. TRUE righteousness will prevail.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10211
>>10210
Oh, and my Ideal Physical Form is Hulk Hogan
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10213
>>10211
It's you! The war bro from the lonely curse thread!
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10214
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10215
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10216
>>10215
nice to see you again
PS : i'm not the anon who noticed it was you
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10217
>>10216
Nice to see you too, brother
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10218
>>10198
> it's only a shame I can't breed with her
Says who? She has a fully human form, in additional to animal and animal hybrid. There's absolutely nothing to imply you couldn't.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10219
>>10218
I think this guy wants to fuck a literal bitch.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10221
>>10219
Given the nature of this CYOA and the patrons, especially the Archfey, that would probably work too.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10222
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10223
>>10222
My build has Polymorph. I'd definitely do it "doggy" style.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10224
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10225
>>10219
Screw you mate I never implied that. Bestiary is for leftists.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10226
>>10225
>All of the traits I want in a woman are also in a particular breed dog, I want to BREED with my sex slave with the aforementioned canine attributes, one who also morphs into my puppy on occasion oh yes that would be NiCe
>Also my political opponent is the sick fucker not me I promise
Image related, solution for your projection.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10229
Wish it had more stuff to spend points on, was still left with a bunch after I got everything I was interested in.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10230
>>10225
It's not bestiality if you are both animals.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10238
>>10138
>My lifespan has been reduced to only 100 years, but I can kill people with the blood blade to extend that as needed.
>become abortion clinic director
MEGA LIFESPAN
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10243
>>10238
That would be a really fast way to extend my lifespan, but I'm not in any hurry. I only need to kill one person a year. In our society, finding an evil person and killing them within a year would be easy with invisibility. I think I would feel better killing murderers, pedos, and the corrupt instead of babies.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10245
>>10238
Mate, how the fuck exactly do you intend to commit abortion with a goddamn broadsword?
>100 percent mortality rate for mothers who want to kill their kids
yeah you'd get loads of customers
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10246
>>10243
>>10238
>>10245
The sword is alright as a backup, but the best way to manage your lifespan is with Pocket dimension and astral projection. You do not age while in your pocket dimension OR while projecting your spirit. As a result, you can just chill in your pocket dimension (100% safe even if the world ends), and occasionally pop out in spirit form to possess some random sleeping person or just ghost around.
When it says you "do not age" that means your 200/100 years are not ticking down. It's magical anti aging, which is listed as the exception for your base lifespan.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10249
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10255
>>10245
>remove fetus alive normally
>poke fetus with sword
It only needs to be alive for a few seconds.
Or, even faster, go to a fertility clinic, mix fluid A with fluid B, wait, and stir with the broadsword. Thank you pro-lifers. ;^)
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10256
>>10249
Are you volunteering?
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10268
>>10112
-10
patron: celestial
gif:
-weapon of succubus: blood blade -4
-Pocket dimension -6
invocation:
-command -2
-magic aura -6
-bestow curse -6
-alter self -4
-polymorph -4
-create virus -8
-cursed clothing -2
-true sight -2 (will help findind submitive in denial while working for the celestial)
-charm -1
-lay on hands -2 (i can heal indefinetly cause i can't orgasm without permission with the mark of celestial)
-bestow blessing -2
-pleeasure link -1
-reincarnate -4
payments:
-body freedom +8
-wealth +10
-time (with the blood blade i can extend my life even if someone else use it) +16
services: contractual +30
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10283
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10372
Ideal body -10
Arch fey
Familiar: fey
Weapon: succubus -20
Pocket dim: cellestial -30
Magic aura -36
Vigor -37
Alter self -39
Polymorph - 41
Seeming - 44
Charm - 46
Lay of hands -50
Bestow blessing -54
True sight - 56
Wealth -40
Time - 30
Arch fey contract -0
Only 13 years service. I would make money as a healer and fertility shaman with lay of hands and blessing. Easy enough to pay back the million and make a ton more legally.
Extend my life span with succubus sword. And you alter form/polymorph to transform so I don't get caught.
I would be tempted to go into soul pact with the arch fey as that aligns with my own quirks, but I wouldn't want to live forever.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10375
>>10372
There's a post here when viewing the thread from the front page, but it's missing in the thread. Either 8ch is being weird/broke or it got deleted (and still weird)
Either way I wanted to say I find it odd you would buy the Succubus Sword and a pocket dimension (both methods of extending your life indefinitely) and then say "I don't want to live forever". Keep in mind that the Soul Pledge doesn't make you unkillable or anything. Personally I wouldn't take the pledge anyway. I'm mostly just annoyed at people taking the succubus sword when there are plenty of perfectly good methods of immortality that don't rely on killing at all, not even counting the pledge.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10377
>>10372
>ideal body
You don't pick only one at the start, you automatically get all three. It says "You wake with the following benefits"
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10379
>>10375
I think the succubus sword is so popular because most people have no problems with the killing requirement. In this thread, even the people who have a set of morals that would prevent them from killing at random do not appear to have much of a problem killing evil people specifically.
Pocket plane immortality is the best kind of immortality for those who are content with living a comfy life in their plane. Those who want to go outside can use astral projection from their pocket plane. Those whose morals prevent them from taking over the bodies of the innocent could just target evil people.
The only downside I can see to the pocket plane method is the body that you take over through astral projection will not be as good as your 'perfect' body that is sitting inside your pocket plane. It's much safer though.
All in all I think I would favor the pocket plane. The succubus sword would be my second choice. The Archfey soul pledge would be my last choice.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10380
>>10379
You can possess your Familiar. Whether you think that's a good idea or not is up to you. On the one hand you can design their bodies both initially and through magic, so the body you get is whatever you want them to be. They are also ageless, living as long as you do. However, maybe you don't want to do that to your waifu, or maybe you don't want to risk her getting killed.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10381
>>10380
My morals would prevent me from doing that to my familiar, and for the most part I think I would be content living in my pocket plane alongside my familiar. The shadow plane comes with automatically updating technology, which would be perfect for people like me who like living the comfy life. My trips outside would be somewhat rare and mostly for novelty. Within a few generations virtual reality nerve-gear type stuff will probably emerge, which will make my trips outside even more rare.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10382
>>10375
>>10377
>>10379
Didn't realize I got all three body Moda at start.
I take the succubus sword because I actual would want to go around killing people. I would probably just start at prisons and murder everyone inside and Branch out from there.
Immortaily versus not being able to die. Its not stated explicitly that your patron will let you die.
And the pocket plane is a retreat, I would still live in the real world.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10383
>>10382
The legal system is far from perfect. Jails contain people who are falsely convicted, changed people who are genuinely remorseful, and people who committed victimless crimes. So, I don't think it's moral to just kill all the prisoners in a prison. What I would do is appear before one of the prisoners who had done something horrible two days in a row. I would ask them one question each day, and at the end of each question I would use the succubus command spell to force them to tell the truth.
"Did you actually do the crime or were you falsely convicted? Speak Truth "
"Have you changed? Are you genuinely remorseful about what you did? Speak Truth "
I'd kill murderers who testify to being guilty and remorseless.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10393
>>10112
>Ideal body
basically >>10115 but more body hair.
>Choose a patron
Succubus queen.
>"gifts"
I'll take the sex slave and the the castle. So I have -16 points now
>invocations
succubus kiss, chains of denial, command, implant symbiote, -24 :(
>payment and services
What the fuck, the only way to immortal is by selling your soul to your patron? I mean yeah it makes sense but I don't like the idea of having to answer her call whenever she wants me to! Ugh fine, guess I'm an incubus now :/
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10403
>>10393
Read the thread. There are at least 3 other ways to be immortal
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10446
>>10379
>I think the succubus sword is so popular because most people have no problems with the killing requirement.
Speaking as >>10115 I do take issue with having to keep killing. I am something of a domineering sadist, but not so much to want to end life. That was a big portion as to why I chose Soul Pledge and the Angelic Shield. Immortality doesn't say you are impervious to death, in fact, a Celestial could perceive me (as an Incubus) and/or be ordered to defeat me and I could be killed by one. The sheild offsets that somewhat, even if it has to be actively used.
As for the servitude to the patron, it will at least give me something to break the constant cycle of rape-feeding I need. Plus, I know I would at least be good at it.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10452
>>10446
I wouldn't really want to kill either, which is why I prefer pocket plane immortality. It's not that I would have moral objections to killing, since I would have no problem killing bad people. I just wouldn't enjoy it. Some of the soul pledges aren't too bad, but I think I'd rather be a free man. I'll take my comfy pocket plane lol
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10493
>>10383
People can tell you the truth inaccurately. To quote George Costanza: "It's not a lie if you believe it."
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10515
>>10493
When I think about it I guess I would need a third question to determine if the victim was an innocent that was chosen at random. Anyway, what you're saying is really stretching it. I think the vast majority of murderers would know for a fact if they personally pulled the trigger and shot or stabbed somebody. I guess in some cases they may not stick around long enough to make sure their victim is dead, but the fact that they were willing to do enough harm to possibly kill an innocent would be enough to satisfy my moral requirements.
I guess I could see cases where people are on drugs and have no recollection of what happened, but falsely believe in their heart that they killed somebody. I could also see people who have severe mental illnesses who suffer hallucinations and falsely believe they did the deed. For cases such as those where there is possible false admission I would just skip them and move on to the next inmate. There's no shortage of cold blooded killers to choose from.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.
No.10516
>>10493
When I think about it even if the testimony of the perpetrator leaves room for doubt, I could take it a step further so that there's no room for doubt. I could use astral projection to float around in the bad part of town and watch horrible events take place in real time. If I spot them a robber shooting a cashier then I know for a fact that they are a murderer. I could also use astral projection to enter court rooms and view all of the evidence. If there's clear video evidence of somebody killing another person then I know I have my man.
After that, all that's left is to determine if they are remorseful, if their attack was unprovoked, and if they are crazy or on drugs. If they're a remorseless random killer that was not mentally impaired then I have the green light.
Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the 8kun administration.