No.401224
Please I don't shit for days on end, it's been like this for 2 years. I'm not planning on giving shitdick, just loosening it up a bit with a toy
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No.401227
Use an enema and eat more fiber
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No.401237
>>401224
yeah especially if you use lube, I did anal play and needed to shit later that day. As soon as the turds hit the lube they fired out my hole like rocket fuel VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PICHOW SPLAT!
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No.401239
>>401227
Use enema and eat LESS fiber!
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No.401246
>>401237
Not OP, but I'm lactose intolerant and when I eat dairy, my intestines get irritated and create this slippery clear mucus, and the shits just fire right out. It sucks a little because I can't trust farts though. But I basically have a self-lubing asshole.
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No.401265
>>401224
No the only thing that can really end up happening is your anus gets so weak it can't hold shit in and it will leak out at random times. Not shitting is going to be your diet and sleeping schedual unless you have some kind of condition. You need to be eating at regular meal times and getting your shit schedual regular. It also helps to eat fruits and vegetables daily once you get regular to avoid constipation. Stay hydrated and also avoid terrible foods like fast foods, excessive pizza, bread, candy tier snacks, etc. Shitting regularly has very little to do with how tight or loose your ass is.
I don't know how people can live without a solid shit schedual, if I miss 1 day I feel miserable and any more after that I feel like I'm actually dying, best of luck op
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No.401281
>>401246
>But I basically have a self-lubing asshole.
>using diarrhea as lubricant
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No.401283
>>401281
It's less that and more just mucus. Stuff's produced all through the body and in the ass it's a way for it to deal with irritants and keep things flowing but most people only need a bit of it. Still pretty gross and not very safe, but it's not shit for lube.
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No.401307
>>401281
I still shit solid (depending on diet) but if I have dairy then the mucus kicks in and the shits fire out like a bullet. The liquid part is clear and distinctly separate.
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No.401349
>>401283
Okay honey. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
My ass mucus has quite a pungent aroma though. Its not shit though, I promise.
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No.401355
>>401224
eat more
eat less fibre
go see a doctor
tbh it sounds like you have an actual problem that you should be dealing with rather than finding some kind of work around
also grose tbh
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No.401606
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No.402463
Epsom salt and hot tea. It cleans out the colon.
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