No.398692
>jerking off with this loud-ass vibrating wand in my room right next to the front door
>mom and her boyfriend come home
same evening:
>washing machine with girl undies finishes laundry cycle while mom and her boyfriend are drying dishes in this tiny-ass apartment kitchen
>"why don't I throw it into the laundry basket for you?" (right in front of her bf)
>"NO!"
in all honesty, she knows about everything already. her boyfriend doesn't.
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No.398698
>>398692
does she let you taste his dck?
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No.398733
>>398698
I come here and try and post something interesting and discussion worthy for once and then you show up with your shitty remark like that
this is why I dont come to this shitty board anymore
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No.398737
Omg dutch bois are so cute, please come back into the rijk
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No.398738
>>398733
sorry was making an inappropriate joke, didnt mean to upset you or anything
nice that your mum is undertanding about it tho
and yeah this board is pretty shit these days, I rarely bother posting anymore
again sorry
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No.398744
>>398738
this dutchboi is so sorry omg thats cute
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No.398745
>>398692
Not exactly a close call, but similar
> Be 14-15 or such
> Jerk off
> My door does not have lock
> Brother has a habit of not knocking before entering my room
> I'm jerking off furiously
> Brother enters as I lay on my bed with cock in hand
> Look at him in shock
> He looks are me in shock
> Still got my cock in hand, paralyzed
> "A-Anon…a-are you jerking it right now?"
> Look into his eyes "Yes, now would please fuck off, close the damn door and let me finish".
> Tbh, it kinda ruined the mood
> Doesn't matter, finish anyways, but it took some time
> We never spoke of that day ever again
Another time I was watching porn and didn't notice my headphones werent connected, so it was played over the speaker. Thought to myself it was strange that it was so low volume. Until I found out I've been blasting porn from the speakers. "Do whatever you must, but please let us sleep at night", my parents said to me after that.
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No.398753
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No.398869
>be 16
>always lock the door when jacking it
>forget to do it one single time
>start beating it to epic French vintage porn
>mom knocks
>say "Yeah?" as usually expecting her to either say what she wants or try to get in
>tfw I naturally expected the door to be locked so I didn't pull my pants up and remove the porn in advance already
>she opens the (apparently not locked) door
>ohfuck.gif
>tfw the you have to decide whether you wanna hide your shame or remove the gay porn in a few mili-seconds before she sees you
>decide to remove the porn
>my own mom sees my naked with erect dick
>awkward-silence-and-shock.webm
>she quickly leaves
Oof. Terrible. I swore to never let this happen. I bet her finding out I am gay this way may would have been less embarassing ultimately but fuck I was closetted as hell back then.
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No.398870
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No.398919
>>398869
I've always arranged my bedroom so when sitting at the computer my back is to the door, partly for this reason. I won't say that I've ever held a conservation with my back turned to my mom, while my dick is in my hand… but I won't deny it, either.
When I was 10, my mom used to like to wake me up in the morning (which was really early because she had to take me to my dad's and then be back in time for work and it was about 45 minutes one way) by tossing off my covers and then siccing the dog on me to have my face licked. Never being one for pajamas, I used to wear just underwear and sometimes a shirt to bed. Well, come age 10-and-a-half and early puberty, and I started masturbating regularly, often before going to sleep. Sometimes I fell asleep before remembering to pull my underwear back up. One time this happened when my mother decided to do the toss-off-the-covers thing, and I've got my underwear still at my ankles, no shirt, totally exposed (probably with a little boner, can't remember). Oddly enough I wasn't really that embarrassed by it (being ashamed of my naked body didn't happen until a year or so later, particularly when I started growing lots of hair) but she was mortified. Suffice to say that sort of thing never happened anymore.
There's probably more times I can't recall right now. From age 11 to age 25 I masturbated almost every day, three times a day, and usually took my time with it.
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No.399954
I never have had any close calls with gay porn, but when I was like 12 or 13 or thereabout, my primary method of getting off was to put my dick between the pillow and pillowcase and hump it to completion. I would also lock my door before I masturbated every night.
One night I forgot to unlock my door after the fact and, being a heavy sleeper, my parents couldn't wake me up the next morning and I was late for school. So they made the very rational decision to take the door off of a pubescent boy's room. I, in my infinitely horny wisdom, decided not to let the lack of a door deter me from busting a fat nut. My mom came down the hall wanting to ask me something and I have no idea how much she saw or what she thought was going on, but whatever it was, it was enough for my door to be back on the hinges a couple days later.
Also this one isn't really a close call but my bf's mom never used to knock before coming into his room and because of that she's seen my dick and balls more than once.
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No.399964
>>398869
This makes me glad my mom just broke the lock on my door if she ever wanted to open it while it was locked, theres no false hope of privacy.
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No.399991
>>398733
Are you a femboy or a pussy?
My roommates knew I swing both ways and we even had fights with my dildos (they knew I cleaned them because I'd boil them in the kitchen)
One day I had two big meat cocks just sitting on the couch in full view of the whole apartment. Nbd tbh but when the front door was bring opened I whipped the devistator at the door before it opened, narrowly avoiding my roomates catholic dad. It landed behind the door in a pile of boots and I was sweating my balls off while they tried to figure out what I threw at them.
He wasn't mad that I threw something at him, he thought it was funny that I tried to ambush his son.
He would not have been so amused if he saw what it was.
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No.399993
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No.399997
>>399964
why did she break it?
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No.399998
>>399997
Control freak who hated me doing basically anything not mandated by her. Not even a religious family or anything, she just really hated the idea of not being in total control.
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No.400031
kinda relatable but more being fully outed as a femboy.
>going to my mums house for Christmas
>walk in to see my grandparents are there for dinner
>mums bf instantly yells out "anon I see you're wearing girls shorts"
>grandparents kinda stare at me weirdly
>also a wish order for more knee high socks had arrived at my mums house (I send mail to hers coz my bf might kick me out of home at any moment)
>my younger brothers are jumping all over me asking me to open my mail so they can see but I don't wanna open fag socks infront of my grandparents
at least all the conversation my grandad had with me was regarding my uni work but my grandma is definitely disappointed
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No.400049
>>400031
My grandma told me in the nicest way that I'm going to hell. That's gonna come up in therapy.
So at least she didn't say it.
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No.400051
>>400049
my grandma's fine with me being gay I just think she's thinking the same way my mum did (my mum thought I was trans or some shit when I was coming out lmao.)
which also reminds me of other "close calls" that weren't really close calls.
my mum used to walk into my room while I was getting fucked, sit on the end of my bed and look me dead in the eye while I was bent over with a shocked boi with their dick in my ass and ask me what I wanted for dinner.
she seemed to think it was funny, especially when scaring guests but after a while of it happening it got less awkward I guess.
beforehand she used to complain about "loud sex" in my room so I guess it was her trying to get me back.
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No.400111
>>400051
>my mum used to walk into my room while I was getting fucked, sit on the end of my bed and look me dead in the eye while I was bent over with a shocked boi with their dick in my ass and ask me what I wanted for dinner
This is fucking hilarious. Probably just wanted you to move out. I'd like to think my mother (and probably father) would have a similar thing. They wouldn't care if I was getting fucked by other boys, just so long as it wasn't in their house.
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No.400116
>>400111
my mum wants me to move back lol
it's just a weird family, my mum really enjoyed freaking out guests ;-;
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No.408235
Using a vibrator with anal masturbation in my room, and one of my roommates came in saying they wanted to show me something, and luckily I hid under the covers before he walked in without knocking or any warning. I'd be embarrassed but I was more focused on not getting to cum. Fortunately they didn't seem to suspect anything at the time. Still weird that they'd just barge in like that.
This other time, the same dude started knocking and talking through the door when I was fucking this guy. We were getting into it. He was fapping me from behind, kissing my neck, and stroking his dick from my thighs to my ass prior.
But yeah, the guy I was fucking answered and opened the door. I managed to hide under the pillows and covers quietly. They both walked out and got stoned in the room down the hallway.
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No.408359
>>398698 (OP)
> Be 15
> Wanted to order fag clothes online
> Had them delivered to my apartment where my mother and I live
> The store decides to ship everything in separate boxes "For convenience"
> Successfully get every box except for one
> Mother gives the box to me the next day, it was a pair of thigh high socks :w:
A Separate time:
> In my room late at night
> Decide its a good enough time as any to do a little ass play
> Put a 7in rubber dick up my butt
> Mother knocks on the door to say goodnight
> She decides .01ms is enough time to wait after knocking
> I still had my shirt on so I decide to sit all the way down on it
> Tell her I was just jerking off
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No.408475
>>398869 lol I grew up in an old ass house where none of the doors had locks so I jacked it in the bathroom where nobody would come in
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No.408476
>>398869
>epic french vintage porn
lmao
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