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File: 55b11f53516ef14⋯.jpg (88.41 KB,1034x1500,517:750,61OOXhB01cL._SL1500_.jpg)

 No.358838 [Last50 Posts]

Why is it so hard to find affordable sex toys that aren't cancerous trash from China? How do you tell if your toy is really silicone? Is chemical smell a bad sign? Obviously.

We need shopping tips on quality sex toys so we don't get fucked over with Chinese lead rubber.

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 No.358865

I just bought a bad dragon last Black Friday, might cost more but at least I know it's quality & it'll last.

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 No.358896

>Why is it so hard to find affordable sex toys that aren't cancerous trash from China?

There isn't some kind of absurd markup on silicone dildos that makes them $100-$150; that is literally the cost of the materials plus labor plus equipment and a little bit of profit. You are NOT going to find one for $15, anywhere in the world. If someone says it's quality silicone and it only costs that much, they're lying. If you ran into someone selling a computer for $500, and he says it's brand-new and top-of-the-line with all the best hardware, would you believe him? It's the same thing here; if you're not prepared to drop a Benjamin, you're just not going to get a decent toy.

>>358865

Seconding BD. I have a medium Nox, and it's basically an imaginatively textured 7"x6.5" human dick. You can safely assume their stuff will last for years upon years.

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 No.358897

>>358838

Cheap silicone toys are generally a thin skin of platinum cure silicone over a core of rubber or cheaper tin cure silicone.

Don't knock cheap toys too badly, I've found some decent silicone anal plugs in the 30-60 range.

Chemical smell isn't necessarily a bad sign, even a plat cure toy can have a smell out of the box, just be cautious of really bad smells.

Try licking it first, should taste pretty neutral, a strong gasoline or chemical taste is a dead giveaway, sometimes its a bit harder to tell, wait a bit and see if your oral tissue becomes irritated or burned,

Trust me, your mouth heals MUCH faster than your rectum.

Return it immediately if you have problems with the toy.

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 No.358948

>>358838

Tantus has a good line.

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 No.359669

I actually found Lyps to use what I think is actual Sillicone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHK1rOzW6QQ&ab_channel=Zastavan

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 No.359673

>>358865

>>358948

Quality advice here. There are very few sex toy manufacturers that I would trust when it comes to the safety and quality of their products, but Tantus and Bad Dragon are two highly recommended ones.

My very first sex toy purchase was the Colt Anal Triple Butt Plug kit. That was nasty. The smell was was just about as disgusting as they come, and practically screamed "DANGER". Of course I didn't know much about the sex toy industry at the time, but did my research soon after that and quickly threw them out.

So if you want affordable and quality product, the best I can recommend is the Tantus grab bags. Otherwise Bad Dragon also have some "faulty" products that are usually not noticeable anyway.

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 No.359675

File: 772569cb2281327⋯.png (1.27 MB,1698x940,849:470,pat on crack.png)

hey faggots, why are you so gay? dicks are gay.

but i have 11 onaholes, 9 from bad-dragon, and one nip one. also a fleshlight, but that brand is shit.

ama.

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 No.359700

File: 363f6c6922d8067⋯.jpg (16.59 KB,319x240,319:240,363f6c6922d80673ce935c737f….jpg)

>>358838

I didn't even consider this to be an issue, I've been ordering Chinese knockoffs from Aliexpress all summer. How dead am I lads?

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 No.359781

>>359675

You haven't lived until you've cum inside a BD penetrable while having a BD dildo up your butt. It's like the orgasms multiply instead of just add together.

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 No.359789

>>359781

I've had a double orgasm once, and I'm pretty sure that that was even better than that.

I do kinda want a BD toy at some point though. Probably one with a tube because creampies are the best thing in the world. I have some pretty good toys already though. The key seems to be to not go too cheap. My cheapest toy cost about 500kr I think (which is about 50 dollars, give or take), and my most expensive one cost me 2000kr (200 dollars). No regrets

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 No.359793

>>359700

well your cancer chances are only increasing so you'll know in a decade or two probs

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 No.359795

Good uk based fur tail plugs? asking for a friend desu

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 No.359824

>>359789

My only regret with getting a BD Nox was not getting a cumtube version. I heard they were kinda a pain to clean, but I underestimated how important that fantasy element is (and being cummed into in real life is fucking amazing).

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 No.360285

Is it safe to use PVC toys if you use a condom or is that still sketchy? I ordered an awful fuckin lovehoney toy while I was shitfaced and horny and the moment I smelled it the regret hit twice as hard.

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 No.360291

>>359824

Its fun until your 5+ years into this shit like me and all you want to do is not clean things but its gross.

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 No.360296

Thanks for the recommendations, anons

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 No.360360

>>360285

Honestly, for the small price you paid for it, you can't even consider using it merely over the sunk cost fallacy. Just trash it and buy something quality.

>>360291

Eh, I've been shoving things in my butt for damn near 20 years now, and using actual dildos for over a decade. It's gotten to the point where I don't even religiously clean my toys after every single use anymore, because the tiny amount of residue left behind isn't really visible and doesn't smell. The worst part is when I get in the shower to clean them, and get too tempted to use them, which defeats the entire purpose. It's basically impossible to hold a beautiful silicone penis and stroke it while the water cascades over it, feeling it getting slick and warm in your hands, and not suddenly end up with it in your mouth and then ass. Like some kind of faggot magic.

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 No.360379

>>360360

Will you be my gay dildo daddy?

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 No.360417

>>360379

>I've become a daddy and didn't even realize

Fuck, what happened to the time? I was just prepubescent experiencing my first awkward moments with another boy, not too long ago. Wasn't 1997 last year? Goddamnit.

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 No.360648

>>360417

Yeah time goes quick when you waste it on shitty sites like this.

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 No.362793

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 No.363016

>>358838

You can't find them. There are no guidelines on sex toys. So the $150 sexy toy you bought at a "verified" sex toy shop will be listed on a Chinese website for $15

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 No.363721

>>358865

>>359673

Yes, I took enjoy ending my day with a nice Bad Dragon™ Rex™ up my bum. I also make sure to never forget to use my Bad Dragon™ Cum Lube™ with it!

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 No.363724

>>363721

Exactly. All this "toxic dildo" shit is just so people buy dildos from big didldo company's.

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 No.363738

File: 4b9f217cc3d0921⋯.jpg (587.66 KB,744x506,372:253,et_tail.jpg)

>>359795

The best thing to do is to diy your own, if you don't want to make your own tail then just buy one off etsy or somewhere else, and get a plug in the size you want maybe with a loop to tie the tail to. Nearly all premade sex shop tails are mediocre in quality, short and largely overpriced.

Pic is one for about £30 from apparently some store called "easytoys". It's one of the better ready made ones but doesn't come near being as nice as a long diy one.

Do NOT buy one from china. They are dreadful.

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 No.363914

>>363738

Etsy is literally. Buy product from Chinese store online. Mark up the price and add shipping costs and there you go. Idiots fall for it. You got to know how to find good quality stuff from China.

Literally how everyone makes money. Everything you buy is Chinese crap.

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 No.363918

i've been buying dildos since i was 16 so id say 4 years is… enough experience. honestly the only toy material worth that low 10-30$ price tag is gel, and technically thats still pretty bad. gel is the least chemical smelling/toxic and usually comes in decent densities so that it wont tear your asshole or be a useless floppy mess. however gel is known for being porous and holding bacteria so if you are a lazy fucker and always have shit covered dildos then do not use gel. but if you're generally clean and wash them/use condoms they can last honestly. one of my favorite toys is a gel double ended that ive had since i was 18 and its still clean and unstained.

In general stay away from anything that has a strong chemical smell. I've had 1 cheap toy legit burn my asshole so im still waiting on my colon cancer. There are some exceptions like pipedream products. they have really nice looking toys but they smell pretty bad. but at the same time most toys like that are more expensive than they're worth.

Theres a company called Curve Novelties thats getting kinda bigger now and their homegrown cock series is around 40-70$ vs 150+ for a similar silicone like from tantus and they use a non smelling/nontoxic plastic that really closely mimics the dual density toys from vixskin so they feel really nice and realistic

In fact if you're serious about wanting a regualr old dick in your butt, but are scared of people and your empty wallet look up curvetoys or curve novelties they're honestly damn good. HOWEVER they will melt with silicone lube, like MELT. so dont use that and also wash them well after or they get really tacky.

If anyone is wondering im at the point in my life where im saving for ftm prosthesis' that are 600 cuz i want that real feel on my time.

I do my research so if ANYONE has ANY questions please ask away.

Im also a petite sex doll(not necessarily loli just short) because im smol and the normal 5'7 models would be too tall and feel kinda weird. If anyone knows a good legal sex doll like that let a fag know.

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 No.363920

>>363914

Looks like the point went completely over your head lol.

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 No.363987

>>363920

I don't think so

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 No.364024

I bought a cheap dildo from Amazon supplied by some company named PALOQUETH. It sure as fuck sounds like some made up Chinese company name, but it was the #1 seller and the reviews all seemed happy/looked legit. Is it really just toxic waste? Im glad my paranoia made me hesitate to experiment with it. It has no smell or anything but now I feel like if I dont spend 100+ that im risking early butt cancer or something.

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 No.364039

>>364024

Use the Fakespot website to check the reviews to see if its legit

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 No.364070

>>363738

nice body shape desu

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 No.364226

>>364039

It ended up as 80% legit. However the company is based in Hong Kong, made in China etc. Did more digging and they have some closed facebook group where they give free products in exchange for "honest" reviews.

Part of me thinks im being paranoid, the other parts thinks that its perfectly normal to paranoid about stuff you put in your butt. Is 'toxic toys' a scam to make me buy a more expensive product? Unlikely. Did I waste 15$ on a toy from China I will never work up the courage to use just in case? Very likely.

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 No.364261

>>364226

I've been using jelly toys since I was 15 and it's been all good. I've used silicone and water based lube and all has been good. Some dildos I've left with silicone lube on it cause its hard to clean off with water and they haven't melted or anything like (((they))) say.

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 No.364263

>>364261

>anecdotal evidence is valid

I dont enjoy shoving dildos that melt up my ass nor do I like unstable chemistry being in my ass.

Just because you don't have colon cancer yet isn't proof that its safe.

Silicone lubes can and will melt toys. It depends on the chemistry. This isn't even up for argument you dotard.

>>364024

I actually got a toy from them Im gonna review soon.

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 No.364264

>>364263

There is no proof that is isn't safe

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 No.364266

>>364264

Just because you have seen no evidence of them not being safe does not mean they are safe. Phlatenes have been linked to a whole slew of potential health issues and they are very often used in cheap sex toys.

The cheap jelly toys give many people a chemical reaction and its widely known that overexposure to chemicals can bring about a condition where you start having bad allergic reactions to a slew of different chemicals

Not only that they can house molds and bacteria inside them because you can never clean them. You just can't. The shit just soaks in past the surface and eventually the toy stains. Its more of a sponge than anything because of what they are made of.

If you trust the Chinese and novelty toy producers to make something thats intended to go inside you thats your problem. But Im not going to stick a dildo in me that stinks, is gooey, or is anything but Silicone. If I wouldn't use it to cook and eat with, I don't want to shove it up my ass. Its not even worth it considering how cheap sillicone is these days. Even sillicone spatulas are cheap as hell now where as years ago they were more pricey and more rare.

Alot of the stuff we think is in these cheap novelty toys isn't even allowed to be in childrens and only get a free pass due to "novelty" labels and literally no regulation.

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 No.364269

>>364261

>>364264

Anon it's well known the cheap plastics/etc lead to negative health effects one of which can be cancer and a good majority of toys are made of the shit. In fact they literally aren't regulated so they could be selling you a silicone product that isn't even silicone which is why you need to be really careful and learn to spot the red flags of a cheap ass toy.

The fact you're so laxxed about what you're shoving up your ass is really disconcerting to me.

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 No.364274

Just buy glass, retard.

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 No.364377

>>364266

It doesn't stink and so what if it gooey? There hasn't been any signs of melting yet and the sponge theory is not true cause there is nothing in it. I'd eat with it. Not cook its too flimsy.

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 No.364379

>>364274

Why the fuck would you want to use a HARD dildo? I did that when I was a poor teenaged fucker, with hairspray bottles because I couldn't get anything else.

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 No.364417

>>364377

>These toys literally stain with time and use and have been known to gradually stain black because mold grows on and in them

>Sponge theory

Do you actually believe your own bullshit? You should start taking better care of yourself, anon.

>Gooey dildos are fine

Fucking disgusting. Gooey dildo means the chemicals are unstable and breaking down which means chemistry is happening, son. Hope you get blood tests now and then for cancer and heavy metals and shit.

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 No.364487

>>364417

I hope I don't.

Also nice photo evidence fam

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 No.364570

>>358838

I'm more concerned about where to hide them lol

Wanted to buy a bad dragon horsecock, but where the fuck can i put 11 inches of dildo? What if my mom find that stuff, or even worse, my dad does.

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 No.364732

Want to have a nice dildo but my country ban the legal import of sex toy. However, the chinks illegally import some of their shit in somehow.

Am I fucked? Is there anyway for me to even own a good one or am I stuck with chink shit?

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 No.364757

>>364732

I actually occasionally get offers to review products for my youtube channel from what I believe are Chinese companies. The chinglish is a dead give away. Lyps and Paloqueth both seem to have some reasonably good silicone toys.

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 No.364773

File: 5ae854fa34450db⋯.webm (4.37 MB,480x360,4:3,Peter as The Errand Boy.webm)

>>364757

are you the youtube person who made a video on chink glass toys? I've been holding off on buying chink glass plugs because of your review because i'm afraid they might shatter some day. I've already broken two jelly chink plugs with my rectal muscles.

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 No.364774

>>364773

Huh, Yeah I guess thats me. You never know exactly what your getting with the Chinese suppliers but the ones I had were surprisingly strong to the point I had to really try to break them. But it is just glass after all. And because of the nature of tempered glass there can be a lot of variance.The spiral one would make a better xmas tree ornament than anything even if it was sorta fun literally screwing my butt with it. Also from what I saw I couldn't find any big reputable names making or selling glass toys besides fly by night shops and resellers.

I think I pointed it out in the video but even if it was stronger I personally just wouldn't trust it for long term usage as a dildo type toy. Glass and lateral stress really don't really go together well.

Maybe I would get a glass buttplug down the road, but I just don't feel safe with a glass dildo even though plenty of other people do. Unless your jumping down a flight of stairs or smashing your ass on the ground you would probably be fine if you can get a real tempered glass one. But glass kinda sucks a dildo material. Its just to hard for me to enjoy and if you shove it in a wrong direction its not going to bend into the right one. I wanna say glass toys are more of a thing for the females to use. IMO I like my anal toys to have a fair amount of give and I find the more firm or hard stuff to be horrible.

TL:DR Just buy a silicone butt plug. They are not expensive these days.

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 No.364818

>>364757

>>364774

Thanks for the advice. I will keep in mind the company you are suggesting.

Sorry to ask for more but do you have any ideas regarding toys from companies such as Lelo, Trojan or Doc Johnson? I see that some store here have some of these lined up so I wonder about that too.

PS I really loved it seeing that you guys have so many options to choose from oversea and fuck the sextoy ban here.

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 No.364825

>>364818

Doc Johnson does produce some silicone stuff but its mostly cheap trash. Don't know of the others, but Lelo seems really expensive.

Np, having choices is great but I def can see why they would ban sex toys even if I wouldn't exactly like or enjoy it.

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 No.364830

>>364825

Yeah, I am wondering why Doc Johnson products are cheaper than most available while Lelo seems really expensive.

Glad to have some foreign opinions on this sensitive line of products. Most of the trash that flooded the market in this country have deluded the consumers.

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 No.366417

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Update on that #1 rated dildo from amazon that I was worried about being chinese toxic waste:

I posted a 1-star review in the hopes that the company would see it and contact me, and they did.

They still don't speak English well, but I explained my concerns about the regulation/safety of the toy. This is the documentation that they gave me. From what I can understand of it, it seems pretty legit.

FDA Registered Number: 10055271, DUNS Code: 544514642, Medical FDA Registration Number: 3013686837, Device Listing Number: D298090, Product Code: LYG

If you search the FDA registration under medical devices, it turns out it is a registered product. It was only 15$ but it appears to be real silicone? To the people who claim this is impossible, is this all just made up data? Theres no way they can make up the FDA registration number so I think its legit.

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 No.366418

File: 91c26410108cee1⋯.gif (398.73 KB,200x230,20:23,laughing whore.gif)

>>366417

Could have made a one-off silicone sample for the FDA then changed to the cheaper stuff afterwards. I don't think the FDA do follow-up checks, so they're very hit and miss for manufacturers of questionable integrity. If this was a US company you could sue them for that, but given that it's a Chinese company, there's fuck all that anyone can do.

It might be possible to make them on a mass-production scale for $15 a piece, but I doubt anyone would do it because the profit margin must be close to non-existent. You can't really prove this kind of thing outside of blind testing by a third-party laboratory.

Also it just occurred to me that there's a person in the FDA who likely has a degree in material or chemical engineering and has to do chemical analysis of dildos as part of his job.

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 No.366794

>>366418

Yep. I have no problems eating the 15$ for even the slightest chance that I might be putting some unknown compound near my butt. I did think it was interesting that they were so eager/responsive in regards to negative reviews. Maybe they just have good customer service? Or maybe its something else.

Either way, it is listed as being made of TPE, but in the reports I posted it is listed as 'Silicone'. And thats just another reason why I wont bother giving them the benefit of the doubt. Butt cancer would be such an awful way to go, if I can reduce the risk by even 1% then its worth it.

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 No.366802

I got a Bad Dragon toy this weekend

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 No.366816

File: 847f2ed4d240d13⋯.jpg (1.2 MB,1325x5901,1325:5901,Don't learn chinese.jpg)

>>366417

>Trusting the chinese.

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 No.366838

>>366802

Me 2. Jumped on the sale. What did you get?

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 No.366851

>>366417

put the toy through the silicone tests, if it's real and was only 15 dollars sacrifice it to the tests and see. If it is it will be evident and if it's fake you'll know pretty fast. post results ofc

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 No.367055

File: 482eb11fa303c62⋯.webm (1.83 MB,868x660,217:165,1509838243675.webm)

I dont know who else or where else to ask but what would you reommend for plugs/masagers that work of of contraction. Like ive heard some good things said of aneros bit I have no clue which one.

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 No.367070

>>367055

Holy FUCK

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 No.367080

I have 2 Bad Dragon toys, one from Twin Tail creations and 3 Akifu toys; Akifu and Bad Dragon are pretty much identical for quality, the TTC one is a bit harder to clean but all are very high quality.

Just posting this to say that, of the toys I have, Akifu were cheaper than Bad Dragon for toys of roughly the same size but equally good quality. Plus, shipping was SO much cheaper because they're local.

If you want cheaper toys, make sure you ALWAYS factor in shipping costs, because if a toy from one person is ten bucks cheaper but costs thirty more to ship, it's gonna rack the price up

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 No.367082

>>367080

Should mention for people that want a tubed toy, one BD and one Akifu are tubed, and again, equally high quality, would recommend either, but if you're Europe based then BD isn't worth the shipping cost.

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 No.367495

>>363918

(if you still lurk)

I have a rubber one from basix works, it smells strongly but I use it with condom for mouth, good/bad idea? it's also made in USA but it was pretty cheap. I'm looking up that site of yours, thinking of buying the Tpr and silicone ones.

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 No.375149

Anyone have any recommendations for vibrating plugs? I want something that'll help me work my way up to hands free

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 No.377939

I shoved a real dick up my ass and I got AIDS

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 No.377941

>>364274

Look for GLASS ASS.

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 No.377942

>>367055

What a nice idea!

I love fucking myself in this position but i hate cumming in my bad.

I will start doing like in this webm.

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 No.377943

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>>377939

Because you had sex with NIGGERS

I have been riding dicks for 9 years, exactly 82 dicks (yes i count it) and none of them was black or brown.

For this i have never ever got any STD.

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 No.377944

>>377943

Im going to start giving white guys the AIDS

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 No.377945

I like glass dildos because you can trust if they are safe.

https://vixen-creations.myshopify.com

This is a good company. I can boil the dildo or wash them in the dishwasher. Very quality company.

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 No.377960

>>377944

Great, let america burn to the ground

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 No.377965

>>377943

>huezillain

fucking wew

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 No.377989

>>377965

Sex with nigger=AIDS

It is an unspoken rule here.

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 No.378021

>>377943

>White people don't get STDs

You probably already have AIDS, and just don't know it because it's asymptomatic for decades.

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 No.378024

>>378021

>>378021

But detectable after 6 months to a year.

Stop your damage control.

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 No.378032

>>377989

my point is you are not white yourself

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 No.378104

>>378024

>>378024

>>378024

Oh yes, because I'm sure you're REALLY making sure your partners are STD tested before you become their cumdumpster. Why would you, when you're already convinced you can't get STDs from white people?

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 No.384584

If I may suggest maybe you should look towards this for advice

http://dangerouslilly.com/toxictoys/

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 No.385869

getting an aneros and dildo soon is there anything else i should consider getting?

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 No.385892

>all these posts

>no one's actually recommending anything or discussing toys

fml

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 No.385933

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>>385892

Njoy toys are great, though a bit expensive.

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 No.388470

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>>367080

Checked out Akifu based on this post, 10/10 would buy more

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 No.392077

>>384584

This was a good read, thank you

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 No.392159

File: 6f0e6262eeaa51e⋯.jpg (21.45 KB,300x275,12:11,1435750261432-1.jpg)

>>367055

my dick

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 No.398144

Can someone who's actually bought from Bad Dragon before please tell me how it was billed to your card, like did it plainly show up as "Bad Dragon.com" or something like that or was it actually discreet? I still share a joint account with my dad so until I get my own separate one, I have to be careful with that kind of thing.

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 No.398148

Talking about dildos, I've bought one that was cheap af and it had a strong smell that put me off, but from what I've red here I didn't feel any burning sensation neither on my throat or my ass.

Later I've got another one a bit more expensive ($25) and it didn't have any smell and same as before, no burning sensations.

What really put me off was the fact that when I used some water based lube, the lube itself did have a slight burning sensation, but I think it was because I used too much, any tips here? I used just enough on another ocassion and I felt nothing weird, am I fucked already?

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 No.398163

>>398144

It's been well over a year, so I don't recall *exactly* what the details used was, but I can tell you the whole thing ends up pretty anonymous. Even the package is just a simply brown box, with an unassuming name as sender.

As for *your* account.. I would honestly just wait till you have one of your own to use, if you're that worried about them finding out. They're likely going to ask what the purchase was, either way..

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 No.398170

>>377939

Should have gone with body safe materials.

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 No.398193

>>398163

Ok, thanks a lot, anon. I knew about the discreet shipping but had to be sure about the billing since I couldn't find anything about it anywhere on their website or otherwise. I messaged their customer support team before this past Cyber Monday with my question but still haven't heard back from them since and consequently missed the sale they probably had while waiting for a response, which I was pretty annoyed by. Do you know if they have any sales events coming up that they usually do, like for Christmas or New Year's or anything?

Also, I was thinking of a medium firmness for the almost 7" dildo I was getting since it seems like a nice hybrid between soft and hard. Would you recommend that for my first toy or maybe something else?

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 No.398268

File: 376ab21f35ce090⋯.png (258.49 KB,1024x577,1024:577,ClipboardImage.png)

anyone ever try one of these? The idea is that you can easily sit on it and use it completely hands free.

https://www.fleshlight.com/products/rocks-off-bad-boy

It looks like fun and 45 seems pretty cheap, but I don't know anything about fleshlight's quality.

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 No.398317

>>398193

BD Enterprises.

The price may raise questions more than the name though!

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 No.398380

>>398317

Great, thanks fam

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 No.398427

>>398144

>>398193

Keep in mind, unless your father is a COMPLETE moron, it's just one quick google search to figure out what "BD Enterprises" is in reference to. If he's as snoopy as you imply, he'll figure it out in short order; whether he cares what you stick up your ass or not, the fact remains that he might not approve of you using that account for what amounts to a toy.

My advice: pop down to your local grocery and buy a VISA gift card, and load it with a couple hundred bucks in cash that you've saved. Those things are actual credit cards with numbers on them and everything, so you can use them for online purchases same as any other card. Tell your father that you bought something with your own money and expect its delivery; if he's not an ass he won't open your packages. What I've always done for "toys" is say it's a computer part, which seems to dissuade parents from opening it as they're afraid to damage something presumably delicate.

>>398268

Fleshlight is a reputable brand so you can trust that it's good quality and safe. But you can probably find similar products cheaper elsewhere, and there's no guarantee with these things. The prostate is not a magic button that can reliably be pressed with something shaped a certain way. Some people can get off easily using something like that, and some can't; some people don't even get particular pleasure out of vibration at all. In my opinion, you'd be better off getting a dildo that you can use in multiple ways, rather than something that you can only stick inside yourself, not moving, and hope it does something with no effort. Hands-free anal orgasms, for almost everyone, is not an easy process, so you're better off just getting something that will be fun even if it doesn't make you cum easily.

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 No.398448

>>398427

>Keep in mind, unless your father is a COMPLETE moron, it's just one quick google search to figure out what "BD Enterprises" is in reference to

Yeah, good point. Guess I didn't think about that. Out of all the bad things I could say about him, he is a pretty smart guy so there's little to no chance of him not figuring that out, and he might even ask my stepmom to look into it if he really wants to, in which case I'm absolutely screwed because she's a state tax collector and is ridiculously good at investigating shit.

>If he's as snoopy as you imply, he'll figure it out in short order

I wouldn't say "snoopy" so much as prone to notice things that seem weird or out of the ordinary. In the seven or so years I've had my card, he's really only done it once and that was around May last year when I bought something from Vapes.com (it was a book that could only be bought there, ironically enough) and told my mom about it because I guess he was concerned that I was starting to smoke or at the very least vape, so if/when he'd figure out what I bought, I'm sure it'd be a similar experience except very bad this time around because Bad Dragon doesn't sell almost anything other than sex toys and… yeah, I don't really want to imagine how that discussion would go down.

>if he's not an ass he won't open your packages

I actually live with my mom now because they've been divorced since I was around seven years old so the package will come here to her place, although she can be pretty snoopy herself so she may ask me what it is anyhow if she happens to see it before I take it up to my room. I'll just make something up though if she asks what it is.

Thanks for all the advice, anon. I'm probably just going to ask my dad to get my own separate checking account from his since that's what my brother did a couple years back, but if I need to for some reason, the Visa gift card idea sounds pretty good. :)

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 No.398456

>>398448

Please tell me it was How To Bomb the US Govt that you bought from vapes

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 No.398458

File: 9aa325936563af0⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image,146.43 KB,810x1080,3:4,he_can't_keep_getting_away….jpg)

>>398456

It was

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 No.398472

>>398458

At least you've got good comedic tastes, anon. I wish you luck in you endeavors

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 No.398473

>>398472

Thanks fam, much appreciated

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 No.398496

>>367055

https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B001ECQEJ4/

I use this one.

It's the toy that gave me my first prostate orgasm. I still use it to this day, even after trying various other toys.

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 No.398542

>>398496

Did it take long to train yourself how to use it properly?

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 No.398543

>>359669

It looks like Lyps is going out of business, so their stuff is going for cheap on Amazon. Just search for Lyps products there.>>359669

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 No.398569

>>398542

It took long because I was a hardcore onahole connoisseur, and I didn't have the proper equipments for anal play back then.

I got my first prostate orgasm after holding masturbating for almost two weeks while reading the aneros wiki everyday.

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 No.399904

>>363738

any reason a metal tail plug from china is a bad call?

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 No.399905

are aliexpress magic wands a bad call? theyre stupid cheap, but im pretty sure a guest i had over a little while ago had one from there and it was quite fun.

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 No.399957

What's a good plug for extended wear? Not like all day or anything but something I can get up and walk around the house with without having to worry about it slipping out like the silicone ones with bullet vibes in them

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 No.400039

>>399904

Metal from China could have any kinds of impurities and you wouldn't know because they have zero quality control. It could literally contain radioactive or carcinogenic materials and you wouldn't know.

>>399957

It just needs to have a wide middle and a narrowing taper right before the base so it locks inside. Most plugs are specifically shaped that way so I can't imagine why they would slip out.

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 No.400045

>>398496

dang it, indonesian bois having prostate orgams, I swear I'm a sucker for asians.

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 No.400046

>>400039

oh fug. i take it anything i buy in the west will be checked for such shit?

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 No.400110

>>400046

For the most part, so long as you deal with an established and reputable company, you'll be fine. Companies that are bad get shut down and the owners fined/imprisoned and put on a list. Things just work differently in China because there is no overriding organization like the USA has the BBB. If they're proven to be lying about their product, if the business sells bad products, they don't actually face any legal troubles; all they do is declare their company bankrupt and then open a new company under a different name, and go back to doing the same corrupt shit they were doing before.

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 No.400149

>>400110

would a chink tail plug attached to a western sold plug be a sensible call then?

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 No.400768

File: 99749b36a1a42ac⋯.jpg (134.56 KB,600x600,1:1,magnus.jpg)

I was touring the BD site today and saw sheaths. And given the size of some of he BD toys and how guys are able to take them, I got me thinking about them.

Just out of curiosity, has anyone ever used a sheath or had a sheath used on them?

Pic is the Magnus.

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 No.404272

File: 428863cbf5325ad⋯.png (81.97 KB,331x251,331:251,1430253708445.png)

>tfw Britbong

>Despite being a top (theoretically, sex life is nonexistent) love the idea of sucking dick, especially feminine dick and do occasionally enjoy trying butt stuff with this dildo I got from Ann Summers

>Want to get a "cumming" dildo

>All the ones on Amazon are fuckhuge

>No sensibly sized ones from UK distributors (barely any at all)

>Like the look of the lil' squirts from BD but the shipping + customs would murder me

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 No.404307

File: 70fba7ce33d2b91⋯.jpg (12.57 KB,522x522,1:1,dildo.jpg)

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 No.404314

File: 8e869a25fafb0d4⋯.jpg (89.92 KB,551x715,551:715,00nbso1_1280.jpg)

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 No.404936

>>404272

It's not much better, but BD should have a clearance page, produce unfit for shelfing (i.e. chip in the dildo somewhere, miscoloring etc.), that are a couple bucks off. Don't think it's more than $15-$20, but it's better than nothing.

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 No.405085

There's a couple of ways to check if something is silicone. There's the flame test, silicone shouldn't melt or go up in flames, should just get a scorch mark on it that you can scrub off. Just use a match or a regular lighter, not a propane torch or something like that. If it's only a thin layer of silicone over a hard plastic like many vibrators are, you still might be able to get it to melt, but cheap rubber is usually pretty obvious under a flame.

You can also put a bit of good silicone lube on the bottom of the base or somewhere else suitably appropriate. This isn't as reliable as the flame test dependent on the quality of the lube and the toy, from what I understand good quality silicone can be somewhat resistant to melting from silicone lube, but I don't want to sacrifice a dildo I like to try it out.

As far as glass toys go, the first thing to look at is their design. If there are any thin sections, avoid at all costs. Otherwise, they're generally pretty solid. I once dropped a Doc Johnson glass plug on a tile floor because it was all lubed up and slipped out of my hands. The only damage done was to the tile. If you're looking for a recommendation, I bought a couple of very nice glass plugs from Luscious Playthings on Etsy, it's all hand-made from top-quality glass. https://www.etsy.com/shop/LusciousPlaythings

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 No.405095

>>404307

Enjoy your anal cancer

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