No.341992
Be me a nervous teenage twink. Go into sex store for first time just looking for enema on the off chance so nice guy will ever take interest in me. Sex things everywhere, completely overwhelmed try to relax and walk up to the counter I just want to be in and out I feel so awkward and out of place. She cards me twice to confirm I'm not lying about my age. I'm sure she realises I'm KV and smiles the whole time. She puts the kit in the bag and says I'll give you a little something and winks at me. Don't touch bag whole way home and when I open it there's a pair of lovecuffs, lube sample and tiny plug.
When am I supposed to stop feeling embarrassed?
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No.341993
>>341992
Cute story. No reason to be embarrassed about it though, OP.
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No.341995
>>341992
you sound adorable and she sounds like a sweetheart. I say you embrace it like a good submissive boy
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No.341996
Aww ^~^ I like that tale, very nice. As to when you stop feeling that way is right now! As others have said, no reason to feel embarrassed about it. I am sure it will make a super cute story for any guys you make your handsome boyfriend.
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No.342003
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No.342005
>>341992
I'm really sorry anon. While others ITT think it's not a big deal I understand your feelings. I hope you are able to shake the feeling. It's one of the reasons why I'll never be able to get lewd stuff.
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No.342006
>>341992
It sounds like she liked you.
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No.342007
>>342005
Well I understand as well, but i got over such feelings by not stoping after the first time and not makeing such a huge deal about it. The key thing to know for the most part is no one either cares or thinks it's a big deal. Just be you and do what you want to do.
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No.342008
>>342007
It seemed like for OP someone cared to the extent that it was horribly awkward. I still force awkward experiences out of my mind on a regular basis from my past, so I feel bad OP has to add this to his memory as well.
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No.342009
>>342008
Well I get that, and it's terrible that it happen to then I just hope that it is not an experence that holds them back later in life. Thats really my main concern. He will never get that much sought after BoyFriend if he does not get out there and not let bad times hold them back.
Speaking of which, >>341992 test the enema before the big day is near, I don't know what kind you have but it could not be that effective but don't let that worry you. You got it from a sex shop so I am sure that might be what it is for and thus it would be effective
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No.342023
Thanks very much for the support guys it means a lot, the enema worked perfectly and I'm glad to hear you all think I'm cute.
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No.342024
>>341992
>I'm sure she realises I'm KV
Holy shit Kurt Vile I didn't realize you browsed this site!
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No.342028
>>342024
Sorry fam I'm actually Kurt Vonnegut
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No.342029
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No.342031
>>341992
>australia fucking gives out sex toys at centerlink
got damn it
all we do in the states is prop up pet niggers and people with disabilities
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No.342060
>>341992
>going into a sex shop
>not just ordering discreetly online
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No.342069
>>342060
>not going in person to see the wares firsthand up close
>Not being an adorably shy femboi embarrassed to be in the store
>Not having cute fetishists and doms hit on you while you blush and desperately hurry to leave
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No.342188
>>342060
>>342069
>not waltzing into the store, greeting the clerk loudly and then asking if you can try the dildo sizes on the store
You faggots aren't even trying
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No.342189
>>342069
This never happens and you know it
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No.342198
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No.342209
>>341995
>>341996
>>342003
Thanks so much guys this really means a a lot
>>342005
Thanks for the feelings Anon I've calmed down a bit since but I often get nervous around the topic of sex and got incredibly flustered. Give it a shot I was nervous for days before doing it but just push through I'm sure it'll be fine.
>>342009
Seems to be doing what it's supposed to as far as I can tell but I'll bear that in mind. Unfortunately nobody in my life atm feelsbadman.
>>342031
Normally condoms are handed out at any major gathering around here, although the store is relatively close to centrelink.
>>342060
Paranoid parents would find out if I did that.
>>342069
Exactly what happened I wasn't alone in the store felt weird but didn't really notice people staring until later.
>>342188
>Not grabbing an awkward twink and making him go beet red in the face.
Please don't do this
>>342198
Kissless Virgin
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No.342219
>>342209
>condoms are handed out
> although the store is relatively close to centrelink
Australian government handsout butttplugs confirmed
TOPKEK
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No.342221
If this is true? Then OP is the cutest.
I demand pics of said enema kit, love cuffs, lube sample and tiny plug.
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No.342251
>>342069
>cute fetishists in a smut shop
>not hiding your identity and whoring yourself on a invite only blog
>implying a sexshop is more than just a infinite well of dick
>>342188
>mfw the clerk actually let me
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No.342276
>free cuffs and plug from sex shop
Lucky. I usually just get advice or amusing stories about things that happen there.
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No.342388
>>342221
That was a very cool vid Anon, was nice and cute considering everyone was out of the house last night so I marathoned ww2 documentaries like I always do. plug is in a bag somewhere and the lube was just a tiny stick thing.
Enema just looks like this I thought the nozzle thing would work better.
Cuffs might be a little big because they aren't tight but I have small hands and wrists anyway so I wouldn't know
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No.342411
>>342388
>his story checks out
You should go back~
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No.342484
>>342411
I know I'll have to at some point but it's not like I have somebody to go with and even then it'd still be awkward.
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No.360065
>>341992
awwwh OP thats such a cute story !
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No.360248
FFFFFFGRKING ARDORBRLRBAL
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No.360263
>>341992
>you will never have a bf this adorable to tease and hold hands with in public till he blushes
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No.360276
>>341992
What is 'KV'? I feel like I know it but it's not coming to me.
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No.360278
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No.360279
When you learn to greentext correctly, newfag.
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No.361723
>>342209
>although the store is relatively close to centrelink.
Wild guess but, Browns Plains?
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No.373840
>>341992
No reason to be embarrassed, you got free shit just for being cute, pretty good deal tbh.
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No.373926
>a couple years ago, need to buy certain supplies
>can't order online because parents
>realize there's a sex shop on the same block as a bus transfer I take
>one day decide to walk past and take a look
>"It's the middle of downtown. Surely they'll have at least some degree of subtlety, right?"
>rainbow sign
>fetish costumes in the window
>no barrier behind the mannequins, can see all the way in to the customer area
>sign in the middle of the sidewalk advertising the sex shop's proud support for abortion (not "we're pro-choice", literally "we support abortion")
>keep right on walking and never consider going there again
>end up buying online after all
Considering they advertised themselves as being discreet they sure seemed to have never even heard of the concept. Why does it have to be treated like something unreasonable that I prefer to keep private matters private?
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No.374092
>>341992
>>341992
You got free shit. Chill. The clerk probably has to deal with various sick degenerates regularly, so an awkward qt boy is a breath of fresh air for her.
>>360279
Also, this
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No.385397
>>374092
>awkward qt boy is a breath of fresh air for her
this. the free stuff means she thought you were cute, OP you big dummy. Now post pics with plug in
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No.385400
>>341992
there's a reason somebody like her chooses to work at a sex shop. She wants you to explore yourself, to have fun, to discover new sensations and worship your body~
Not many people would have gone out of the way like that to make sure you have the best of times possible :)
good luck, OP, and treat your butt hole well.
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No.385495
>>385400
>there's a reason somebody like her chooses to work at a sex shop
Yeah, and it's called "having to make some money to avoid starving to death".
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