>"I-It's not like I want you to have sex with my boyfriend…"

<"But you wouldn't mind if I do?"

>"Oh I would definitely mind if you two don't have se-… I MEAN DO… I mean do mind if you two don't settle your differences and get along each other, just like before"

<"So you want me to go to his house and sleep with him? 'cause that's what it was like before"

>"You two had a history!?"

<"And chemistry"

:(

*kidnaps your bf*

>put the bf in the bag and no one gets hurt!

>*pushes up boobs and puts up a huge fake smile* hey [bf] could you pass me that thing over there pleeeeease ;3

>thanks, you're the best! *blows him a kiss*

>ooops I'm such a klutz, I dropped it! *bends over to pick it up and flashes her sexy lace thong with most of her asscrack hanging out, lingering for obviously far too long to make sure he has a good look*

>walks away swaying her hips exaggeratedly, without hiding the whale tail thong

Meanwhile [bf] is all but drooling while staring at her, how do you react?

>>20459

>yfw you realize that regardless of your gender and no matter how attractive you might be marxism turns you into a sad bf-less cuck

>>20459

>seizing the means of reproduction

>>20459

>you are the best of the best on a mission to rescue the most henpecked bf. Failure is not an option.

>>20475

>seizing the means of reproduction

Your bf has been taken for the war effort comrade. Rest assured that his…needs…and those of the motherland line up nicely. Did you think you could have him all to yourself?