Mr. Getman

You've got that certain something

Mr. Getman

You set dem doubles thumping

To you it's easy when you go 2-3-3,

two-one three-five nine?

(You mean two-one-two three-five nine-six one-THREE-three two-two-two)

Yeah! Mr. Getman

You're on all the boards with the

six one four four and the two nine one two two three three

Hey Mr. Getman you've got a repeating digit soul,

one six four five three?

(No no, one-six-four five-three nine-five two-TWO-nine one-one-one)

Oh, it don't mean a thing

When red anon's posting

Or when he gets one nine eight six four nine three

Hey Mr. Getman

One thing I want the most

Will you teach me

Yeah, the way you post

'Cause Mr. Getman

I want to be a getman too

six three two oh two oh?

(Try this, six-three-two oh-oh six-two nine-SEVEN six-six-six)

Oh! Mr. Getman, I really think I'm with it

With a two-two one two and the four six one-two-one one two

Oh, Mr. Getman, now I'm a getman too, two-two one-oh oh

(That's it, three-two-nine two-six five-five one-ONE-three two-two-two)

[dubs intensify]

Oh, it don't mean a thing

When red anon's posting

Or when he goes one two eight six three nine nine

Hey Mr. Getman

Go and check my digits

You have taught me

Numerical ambition

‘Cause Mr. Getman

Now I can be a getman too

one-two five-nine nine

(That is one-two-five nine-nine two-two four-FOUR-nine nine-nine-nine)

Mr. Getman, I really think I'm with it

With a two-two two two and the six six two-two-one one one

Oh, Mr. Getman, now I'm a getman too, one-one one-one one

(Getting good, three-oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-OH-oh oh-oh-oh)