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d41705 No.77642
I really mean this
d41705 No.77655
>>77642I'm sorry, but did the Coffin already lose? Oh, that's right. The saga isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the beginning. Does having a real wife count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the drama is still on? Peter Coffin is still here right now and he has been the funniest comedian on youtube for how many years now? He's fighting one of the worst boards on 8chan who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of making up an obvious lie about his sweetheart. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Peter is one of the best youtube celebrities out there, he has gained 12 subscribers last year and would of gained 20 if the goobergate thing never happened. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Peter officially gives his marriage certificate and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Peter made a video with his lovely wife who's real and not a doll. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Coffin topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the guy because he's great. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking alphas on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
d41705 No.77682
Good for you pal
d41705 No.77841
Peter should really just OD.
d41705 No.78095
v
d41705 No.78103
>>77655I leave near you. Wanta meet for some tea?
d41705 No.78120
>>77655Internet tough gay huh?
d41705 No.78126
test
d41705 No.78142
>>77655btw Peter Coffin married a doll.
d41705 No.78182
>>77780
Trip 7s. That's about as imperfect as Satan can get.
d41705 No.78208
d41705 No.78289
Peter coffin is an American Hero
d41705 No.78383
Peter Coffin molests babies
d41705 No.78455
>>78383I know, I got it on video!
>>78289I don't know who you are, new friends, but you need to learn how to survive on these streets. You go to the wrong neighborhood talkin dat jive, you might get iced.
d41705 No.137679
Is it wrong that I think of MINIONS creator, director, and voice actor Pierre Coffin as being a Bizzaro France universe version of Peter Coffin?
Of course it's wrong. Pierre Coffin is an unqualified success at life who's literally swimming in money. Well, maybe not literally swimming in it, but, assuming he gets a cut of the box office, his bank account is about to get a whole lot fatter.
d41705 No.144429
Chapter 33: How Softly a Super God Dies
I believe in many things. I believe in America, grunge rock, fairies, and girlishness
But above all else, I believe in television. I've watched so much television that I can honestly no longer identify with humanity. I am a television character.
I wish that all my problems could be solved in a day, like on television. I wish I could be asexual, like on television. I wish everything was perfect, like on television. I wish I was young and cute, like little girls on the television.
Television is love. Television is life. Why wait when you can have the entire world come to you on television?
I wish my life is perfect, like on television. To become closer to television, I have married my television. My television is now my husband, and I am my television's bride, even though I am male.
It is our honeymoon, and me and my television are going to have sex. I use my erect penis to break through the television's screen, giving me several painful cuts and shards of glass in my uretha. My penis immediately deflates, and the pain is so bad I pass out.
I wake up later to find that my television has grown arms, legs, and a massive 15-inch electronic penis. He puts me on my hands and knees and fills my soft peach butt with his electric love. I am pregnant with my television's butt babies. I give birth to them and die in child birth. The butt babies use my corpse as a sex toy.
d41705 No.179947
d41705 No.185059
d41705 No.185182
d41705 No.185185
>>185059
>Hhhhh
There was no reason to do this. There was already an active thread albeit a shitty one.
>It's insulting to women because it reduces them to a body part the conscious brain dems irrelevant and insulting to men's intelligence too.
>Ashton incessantly camwhores his stuffed bra all over tumblr.
Also I'm getting the feeling that Petey wants to stuff his microcock into Zoe. I don't get the attraction. She's homely but I do like the way she ignores Peter every time.
d41705 No.185189
>>137679
I'd be shocked if he didn't get a cut.
d41705 No.185196
>>185185
>GUYS. BOOBS. I LIKE BOOBS. IM A CISHET MALE LOL.
Oh man, where do I start? This just reeks of Peter trying to tell people he's STRAIGHT AS FUCK, but "I'm a (creepy) ally for dem womyn so let me speak for all you wimminz."
This is like sub-beta mcintosh.
I actually think mcintosh gets more pussy than petey, and that's not saying much…
Also the constant "Quinn-sempai plz notice me."
What would Peter do if one of his female followers started hitting on him and imploring to leave "ashelugh"?
d41705 No.185208
His waifu only posts boob pics and they're still not interesting, is his real doll still a dude?
d41705 No.185211
>>185059
If this is Peter then what was in the last thread that he wanted to bury? It may have been the discovery of his second job or it might have been the anon that called out Ashleigh's obviously photoshopped head on doll pictures. These new pics also seem to suffer from floating head syndrome.
>>185185
>But you want to put big boobs on a character? Honestly? I likely won't say a thing if you make a sincere attempt at a well-rounded person.
Peter, if you've attempted to create a well-rounded wife then you've failed. Try giving her more character than big tits and star wars.
d41705 No.185254
>>185211
lol, Peter is so conniving. Maybe it was the photoshopped head or the discovery of him possibly working for Ian. Actually this piece of shit thread was bumped once before before that last thread was even started. There must be shit that triggers him there too so he goes way back into the catalog to find this piece of shit. Hurrrrrrr Peter. You're garbabe through and through.
d41705 No.185270
Kimi, if you love /cow/ so much, you could stop trying to force your shit and just become a /cow/boy. Find some sperg, trigger him, make a shitty video about it if you want to and then bake a bread. Just try to make a good one, instead of your latest lazy, unfunny attempts.
Nobody here will ever buy that your photoshopped tranny+sexdoll wife is anything more than a figment of your imagination. And let's be honest, you're quite lacking in that department. How many years have you sockpuppetted as Ashton? Why is his internet persona nothing but boobs+long hair+poor SW lore knowledge? Not even being a mother (as per your allegations, of course) seems to have made an impact on his behaviour at all.
Like, really? Not a single mention of diapers/baby food? My mother still reminisces about that quite often, and all her children are adults now. Ashton doesn't even cosplay that much anymore. Does he really not have any other hobbies apart of displaying affection to anybody but you and Harrison? You didn't even bother to make "Ashleigh" be more active on plebbit, it's been more than a month and "her" account still has only one post.
I know that working for Ian Miles Cheong would be a heavy blow to your already nonexistant SJW cred, but you need the money and frankly not many people would comission anything from you. Heck, even Chris-chan has a better income than you.
Want to get money? Confess your "happy marriage" is nothing but a scam. That you made Kimi and Ashleigh up to CHANNEL YOUR INNER WOMANHOOD AND COME OUT AS TRANS.
Write an essay about that. Crossdress and use the effing wig, and make a sobby video about it. Make some tweaks to your patreon, and that mailing list.
The Ashleigh Coffin surgery? Well, your friend who helped you to fake your marriage did need help. Does it matter that much that she isn't your wife? The baby? Oh, it's her's.
If you have a minimal fraction of the talent and creativity you believe you have, you could pull this off. A new character for your comedic videos. A whole new world would open up for you.
we all know you can't, because you're mediocre as fuck, but feel free to try to prove us wrong
Hard-love anon that tries to better Peter Coffin off.
d41705 No.185320
>>185270
Come to think of it, it has been years of muh boobs, muh star wars. When are you going to give it some depth Peter? Your socks are so hollow without your innate racism.
>Nice anti-semitism @billmaher. Fuck you.
Pete, the last time I checked, unlike your mother, Bill's mother is actually Jewish.
>>185059
>Hhhhh
What is your end game faggot?
d41705 No.185325
>>185320
>You are bad for us. You are not helping. Go away.
LOL Peter saying that like he's on equal footing with Bill Maher. What ever happened to the one anon who had a plan to call him out on his trans judaism?
I find Petes particular vitriol for entertainers who have made it amusing.
>My agenda is entirely born of concern
d41705 No.185360
>>77655
>Does having a real wife count as a loss? Is that what you're saying?
Having a wife is neither a win nor a loss, it is simply a fact. You might as well ask if he lives indoors or has a closet full of clothes. It's only the details where people win or lose. What we know is his wife is a mentally ill camwhore shut-in who has severe body image issues that likely lead to the harm of her child. A simple perusal of her history is all it takes.
>Peter Coffin is still here right now and he has been the funniest comedian on youtube for how many years now?
Fuck, pic related.
d41705 No.185361
>>185320
has peter reacted to how one of the gunmen was an arab and one of them was a woman yet?
d41705 No.185387
>>185059
Peter trying to slide the old thread because we figured out that he's doing narration for Gameranx.
d41705 No.185388
On my phone so couldn't screenshot but damn, Peter is in full blown chimp mode.
https://archive.is/EbcMu
>99% of mass shootings are committed by white people.
>blocking people with the same kind of 'um shut up' or sassy gifs teenage genderqueers reply with on tumblr
Slowly but surely he seems to be getting worse.
We haven't talked about this in a while, think he actually believes this stuff? With him blocking anyone who disagrees like a child and twitter being his main source for social interaction I think he does. A vast echo chamber of his own making and getting the most pats on the back whenever he flogs himself for being a white male.
d41705 No.185436
>>78103
>>78120
>>78142
>>185360
>Not recognizing copy pasta
>The post count more than doubled between those posts.
d41705 No.185437
>>185388
>Goes on a rant about how mass shootings is the fault of white men.
>"If you think race, rather than gun laws, is relevant, you're an asshole."
Why the hell is mass shootings so important, anyways? That's only a fraction of the deaths.
Less than 1000 dead from mass shootings over seven years: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/02/21/mass-shootings-domestic-violence-nra/1937041/
12 569 dead in one year if all gun violence is included: http://www.gunviolencearchive.org/tolls/2014
>99.9999999999999% domestic terror attacks are made by white men
No, 1/3 is by muslims (presumably not all white). Do you think Peter can spell "overrepresentation"?
d41705 No.185441
>>185437
>1/3 is by muslims
Forgot to give a source, but I distinctly remember reading in the swedish and american newspapers that
>"only 1/3 terror attacks since 9/11 in the US are by muslims, aren't americans racist for thinking Islam is dangerous"
but now I can't find it. I did find this, however:
http://www.globalresearch.ca/non-muslims-carried-out-more-than-90-of-all-terrorist-attacks-in-america/5333619
It integrates from 1980 and not 2001, but there is still an overrepresentation. But what the hell is up with the latin americans, why aren't communists extreme left wingers, and "Jewish terrorism" — I'm almost suprised it even exists.
d41705 No.185442
>>185437
Depending on your time scale that isn't true.
d41705 No.185443
>>185441
That's because your source is actually a bit of a nut job http://www.globalresearch.ca/theme/9-11-war-on-terrorism
The right is also pretty prone to attacks and he excludes them outright or miscredits attacks. He is listed among the most "nutty professors" of Canada. Surprise. You found a lolcow.
d41705 No.185453
Also what these anti gun rights retards consider gun violence and mass shootings is overwhelmingly gang violence committed with illegally obtained firearms in the first place.
d41705 No.185462
did peter make this…thread?
d41705 No.185481
>>185442
Quite so. I forgot to mention that it was from 9/11. See >>185441.
d41705 No.185484
>>185059
Zee? Is that you? I thought the feds were using you as a resource right now.
d41705 No.200926
>>185211
shooping the mental retards head onto the doll again.
PETER YOU NEED TO CLEAN THE CUM OUT OF THAT THING, IT IS STARTING TO STINK!
d41705 No.207643
d41705 No.207673
>>185059
Is this Peter or just somebody shitposting?
d41705 No.207678
These Peter threads are boring it's just an endless cycle of boring shit and idiots doing low effort trolls like the second post
Has he actually done anything of interest lately of just sperged and been a hypocrite on Twitter?
d41705 No.207680
>>207678
But I still want to know what the extra $12,000 was for
d41705 No.207689
So I thought I'd take a look at Petey's twitter. I'm blocked. Never interacted with him, barely use twitter, mostly used it to talk about movies a few years ago. I put it to private now to talk to friends. I never got political or tweeted at him. I'm following less than 100 accounts, mostly movie stuff.
I got curious and had a look around some of the usual suspects. I'm blocked by some of them, but nowhere near all of them.
Is Quinn's blockbot still going? Is he using it?
d41705 No.207693
>>207643
>bumping a 2 month old thread without any new developments to share
this is why society makes fun of us
>>207689
>Quinn's blockbot
that's Harper's blockbot (which is just a copy from another blocktool and that she needed help to edit) and yes it is still going
d41705 No.207700
>>207693
>Harper
How am I supposed to keep track of all these fat women in tech? All I see is fat and tattoos and stupid hair.
Not sure how I got flagged, though. How retarded is the blockbot?
d41705 No.207702
>>77655
Note: Peter went on to lose 21 - 14
d41705 No.207718
>>78182
Trips on most significant digits don't count, newfag.
d41705 No.207739
>>207689
>>207689
That would mean that if he does in fact still recieve spam filtered tweets about "fake girlfriend" and related terms on a daily basis that all of those people are people are actual normalfags.
Ones who genuinely never had heard what a gamer gate even was. People who've been perfect enough angels to have stayed out of the bot's sights. These are not trolls he's fighting anymore, (if you can even call it that when he just lurks and spergs about what he reads here) he's just slowly whittling away the amout of existing regular humans willing to interact with him.
d41705 No.207746
>>207739
I dunno, I checked a few more accounts. I'm not blocked by Harper, and I'd assume she would still be running blockbot.
I mostly checked random twitters, too. I'm blocked by some (Laurelai), but not by a ton of others (Wu, Quinn, Harper, other small fish). It's weird, I've never interacted with any of these nuts.
d41705 No.207748
>>207746
Harper has two accounts and swapped their names when the funny gay newspaper guy was doing a trilogy on her. But she also probably doesnt use the bot herself or she would not be able to allow others to "victimize" her and take a screenshot should the occasion arise.
d41705 No.207749
>>207748
I checked both, not blocked on either. I'm sure it's a waste of time, I'm just curious as hell now. My last tweet before all but abandoning the account was about The Dark Knight Rises, what the fuck did I do?
d41705 No.207752
>>207749
It must have been too close to baneposting.
d41705 No.207755
>>207700
>How retarded is the blockbot?
Very, it flags you on a "guilty by association" criteria. If you follow X and Y person you can be put on the list, simply as that.
>>207746
you can't cry harassment if you close all the doors, gotta let a few windows open
d41705 No.209674
Current/Previous thread >>201465
I thought I would try to bury this thread since Peter is intent on bumping this one every time people get bored with him.
He's insistent that the fake girlfriend thing doesn't bother him and it was a false narrative created to bring him down.
Yet he brings it up a couple times a month at least and makes sure to drive the point home that although it doesn't bother him..that the whole thing is a lie.
I don't quite understand why he couldn't face the heat on reddit since it was an honest catfish story. Oh that's right. He claimed to have slept with Kimi and that he met her in Scotland and the asian girl in question happens to look like Kimi :^)
Why bring it up so much Coffin? And I'm sorry you're so triggered by the word whore.
>>209672
d41705 No.209677
>>185185
Zoe has "Obtainable" qualities to these people
Ever see a girl you know you could easily sex but she's taken and you don't want to fuck that up for her?
Thats zoe but they forget zoe only fucks for some sort of advantage and peter offers her nothing
d41705 No.209678
>People here still give a damn about Coffin, Quinn, Blob, Anita, Gamergate.
d41705 No.209679
d41705 No.209680
>>209679
That's the only retort you guys can utter when someone dissents from the hivemind,
d41705 No.209684
>>209678
Studious members of society usually have passions. Entomologists, ichthyologists, ornithologists, herpetologists, etc.
Such people contribute to society by discovering things and observing endlessly without tiring so that nature may reveal its own secrets.
Why do you bear ill will against bovinologists?
d41705 No.209687
>>209684
I doubt of your academic credentials.
d41705 No.209689
>>209687
What would you accept?
d41705 No.209690
>>209678
people like a ending
we all await the day peter confessions or ash is caught fucking 3 black guys in the middle of coffin's recording room, we all want Zoe to fuck the wrong person and be hit with a huge lolsuit, we all want to see what happens when anita's status comes in line with her actual numbers and she is replaced by someone prettier and smarter.
sure there is more spergs out there, their a entire generation of them hitting adulthood but who doesn't want a good ending to these tales?
d41705 No.209695
>>209690
But none of that would be an ending either though. The aftermath would keep everyone hooked and then we would wait for the next thing. Coffin gives people something to believe in. Coffin reminds people that no one can truly be at rock bottom because one man has dedicated his life to sprawling himself in whatever contortion necessary to make sure he, and he alone, occupies that space.
I have infinitely more faith in another Coffin Crash than I have in the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
It's a little like being a Bigfoot believer, but the journey some of us went on was so long ans convoluted it feels like if I look away now I will miss the part where he walks underneath a grand piano being hoisted up to a 5th floor apartment by a rickity pulley and a fraying rope.
Or maybe he slips on a rollerskate and crashes into a train, really nothing is off the table.
d41705 No.209698
>>209695
i think the number one trigger for all the old cows will be the lack of attention, seriously who but us kiwi and the few strays even bother with these people?
even GG is getting over their anita hardon.
One the attention goes away Marty you are gonna see some shit
d41705 No.209838
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Is this James guy a Peter sock? Feels like it.
d41705 No.209856
>>209838
you talk like
>>209067
d41705 No.209858
>>209838
>medicated
>drugged out of her mind
all the same in Peter "I make my wife wear sex doll's falsies" Coffin's world
d41705 No.209862
>>209838
That's air quotes really better be a fucking joke cottin.
And even if they are youd be making a joke in which facial expression and tone of voice combination could be used to make it mean anything so your thing you thought was joke is sterile and without specific message meaning you are not making satire. It may be time the update to title to "Parody-Man" or "Parody, man."
d41705 No.209907
>>209690
I'm waiting for the day Blob's diabetes makes him lose a leg.
d41705 No.211160
I'm just gonna go ahead and pick this thread as the one for Coffin updates.
DID YOU KNOW THAT PETER COFFIN IS DYSLEXIC?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Kossacks_for_Sanders/comments/4g7y3h/correcting_correct_the_records_record_does_no_one/d2fe1dn
>But I do want to point out that I am dyslexic and once these things become walls of text, they can become monumentally confusing to me. I use medium to write because their font choice and size is actually much better than other places for me to keep track, but there are always going to be issues.
d41705 No.211162
>>211160
It should also be noted that it seems Peter Coffin has changed his career to a full time Bernie Sanders shill and that's all he fucking talks about anymore.
I say pay close attention when Sanders gets BTFO, we will easily see a Coffin Meltdown.
d41705 No.211165
>>211160
Peter, you aren't dyslexic. Even if you were, it wouldn't help you that much in the progressive stack front. Better to claim you're an autist and that's why no one gets your "comedy".
d41705 No.211166
>>211162
You know even if ashliege was normal and not a compilation of shop, doll and crazy even a normal woman would secretly or openly hate peter for as much time as he spends online
even in my wow addict days i didn't spend as much time as peter does on twitter and reddit
d41705 No.211176
>>211166
In threads past it was pointed out how he would be constantly Tweeting during holidays and special occasions. If I remember correctly he had a particularly pathetic meltdown on his birthday about some dumb shit.
d41705 No.211201
Michigan Anons. Peter's coming home.
d41705 No.211209
>>211201
Has Peter seen that randi Harper just blocked Him I wonder
d41705 No.211213
>>211209
So Kimi's been fired from his server-sitting job. Color me shocked. A shame that Bernie doesn't pay him a cent to for his shilling efforts.
d41705 No.211222
>>211162
>It should also be noted that it seems Peter Coffin has changed his career to a full time Bernie Sanders shill and that's all he fucking talks about anymore.
The notion of getting free shit for doing absolutely nothing probably appeals to him seeing as that's basically what his work is.
d41705 No.211249
>>211222
I mean, he is e-begging for people to donate to his patreon so he can move back to Michigan.
d41705 No.211314
>>211209
Good like I care. I always thought she was a wet fart stain on the sheets of a flower bed..
d41705 No.211324
>>211249
With $0.00 in the bank as of now.
d41705 No.211332
new banner
can we, pls mods?
d41705 No.211333
>>211332
with text removed from bottom so cleaner.
>Imagine all the Aghleigh
>Living,and do chores,
>ohh ohh, beatle ooh.
d41705 No.211409
If pepetr could ever catch up with the dankness of his own meme he might become funny, but based on the color gradually draining from his body hair and the increasingly fake-bitter tone he constantly puts on to remind us how hard our comments have hurt his butt, it doesnt seem like he is getting that secong wind anytime soon.
Meanwhile dolly dearest has pinocchio'd her way to being a bitchy yet competent sounding kindergarten teacher and where peters sarcasm leaves off, turning back inward to devour both itself and his mass appeal, she intervenes with the makings of a talking head on Fox news.
NO other straight maile has ever been so hypnotized by transgenderism as Pepetr. His agenda is to become a proper lesbian, I would bet 10 dollars on it.
d41705 No.211444
>>211410
>Youtube embed
Peter pls shill elsewhere
d41705 No.211450
I can see Peter meticulously positioning everything in this photo to make sure nothing looks like he's unpacking a doll.
d41705 No.211460
>>211450
Nah we made all that doll stuff up
d41705 No.211466
>>211444
I wish I could. At this point, no one else even mocks or recognizes my presence in rooms at all.
I am going to try a shouting week.
d41705 No.211467
>>211460
how dissapointing it must be to admit that after all this time having no proof, still be right, and have it still not matter.
d41705 No.211468
Peter go to bed, also lets talk about your love handles cause you are entering child bearing hip territory
d41705 No.211469
>>211468
I am planning for something.
d41705 No.211470
And get ready Steam and GOG because I have been thinking of writing an article about microagressions in game titles so I tried to play The Cat Lady. If it were even PLAYABLE it would be garbage but they just never stop acting like they are "going somewhere" with the story, and I got so sick to my stomach that I barely got an hour into it before I had my nephew take over the gameplay side of things for me. I had no idea what to use where.
d41705 No.211472
>>211469
coming out as trans is no longer a big surprise Peter
d41705 No.211474
>>211472
LOL yeah? In what world?
Maybe you want to break the news to my family?
I actually think what you guys do is closer to "love than anything my parents of my wife have ever shown me, and harrison may not even be able to express emotions coherently thanks at you assholes.
d41705 No.211540
d41705 No.211543
>>211474
he won't express emotion properly because he's a product of Scottish incest and not the man your pretending to be Faux Peter
d41705 No.211560
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If you go on Ashton's tumblr, it's the normal onslaught on endless frozen faced, stuffed bra selfies. I think it's funny that she hasn't posted picture one since they moved. Guess she hasn't found the right lighting in the new place yet.
d41705 No.211576
apparently Peter moved back for a lower cost of living and free daycare. he also needs to beg the internet to pay for his groceries.
i'm certain now that he lives on welfare.
d41705 No.211579
>>211576
>apparently Peter moved back for a lower cost of living and free daycare.
Isn't it like really cheap to live in Utah? And didn't he move there with his brother? Who has a wife? A wife that could easily take care of their infant child?
>he also needs to beg the internet to pay for his groceries.
$140 a month isn't going to feed a family of three. A real job would though, funnily enough
>i'm certain now that he lives on welfare.
If he doesn't he's stupider than we've given him credit for.
d41705 No.211585
>>211576
What are the chances he is living with family or being subsidized by them?
Peter seems extra butthurt about capitalism lately.
d41705 No.211590
>>211579
i think they have a child on their own, a younger one, that's enough trouble. And I don't think they would want to take care of TN just for Peter to be able to shoot more shitty comedy videos, like
Patrick: "I already got you a job in which you spend the entire day on Twitter dude, no, I'm not taking care of your child. And you owe me money btw"
Peter: "Enough said, I'm moving back with mom."
d41705 No.211591
>>211585
>Peter seems extra butthurt about capitalism lately.
Probably because he's lost his job.
d41705 No.211600
I still think the best peter theory is that Ash got knocked up by some random scot and needed help. Peter offered to play house if she helps validate his online persona
The Kid aint his and she barely talks to him outside videos
d41705 No.211632
>>211600
All theories and trolling aside, what we know for certain is the woman living with Peter Coffin is emotionally unstable and fucked in the head (even by her own admission.) She has said in the past she suffers from some sort of perception disorder which is why she sits around taking bizarre selfies all day and essentially whoring herself out for nerd culture. There are also credible stories (again from her) about a poor relationship with her parents, and no conclusive evidence that she is an American citizen or has any documents.
So we have a mentally unstable woman who flees her country and gets a rush marriage to a failed YouTube comedian, is unemployed, and sits around all day doing fuck all but blast her tits on the internet.
It's been said before but peeling aback the cow hide reveals a really grim reality beneath. They do not have a healthy or normal relationship. And like all fucked up and failed people they look towards the government to sort them out.
d41705 No.211633
>>211576
>rushing to do reaction videos about your shitty life while your child naps
good parents spend this time keeping their relationship alive and finding ways to make their lives easier. these 2 fuckups jump in front of a camera and address a non-audience like 2 roommates told to play lovers at gunpoint.
d41705 No.211648
>>211632
Any idea why she seems more inclined to do actual videos with him now?
>>211633
Peters videos are already tremendously unfunny and lame, imagine how you would feel if you were TN and saw this is what your parents were working on instead of trying to make money.
d41705 No.211651
>>211633
>We're trying to do reaction videos weekly
Boy, that Harrison is one lucky kid.
d41705 No.211653
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>>211651
It's incredible how behind the curve he is on his shit.
GET A FUCKING PROPER JOB, PETER. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY. YOU NEVER WERE FUNNY. YOU ARE NOT A GOOD FILM-MAKER EITHER. GIVE UP ON TRYING TO BE CREATIVE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT.
d41705 No.211660
Generally when the baby is asleep, most couples myself included do adult stuff like sex or movies or just random vegging out in front of the tv. Peter just hops on twitter. My guess is because ash won't sex him but that leaves a wide open question.
If ash is obsessed with taking "oh so nerdy!" selfies and Peter himself won't pay her any attention wanted or not…who is?A attention whore without some beta orbiters trying to fuck her doesn't exist.
Some one is trying to get into Ash's dms
d41705 No.211678
>>211651
lol even by his own standards, making parody songs for him is like writing a good article for journalists. imagine if a journalist said "it's been hard to write this article that i care about and that actually takes work because i've been too busy writing these shitty blogs nobody cares about." that's not an excuse you useless faggot.
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d41705 No.211997
>>211648
>Any idea why she seems more inclined to do actual videos with him now?
My theory is that a symptom of her various mental disorders is extremely low self esteem. This explains why she married Peter in the first place, and why at first all her photos were heavily photoshopped with her mouth often covered and the doll's body used. Notice how after her "jaw surgery" (or whatever procedure she had done in reality) is when she started posting a lot more selfies?
It's taken Peter this long to convince her to do videos with him, and she had to spend a couple years posting selfie after selfie before she could work up the courage to do so.
I bet if we used sock puppet accounts on youtube and tumblr to comment on Ashleigh's appearance in his videos and her selfies ("Did you gain weight Ashleigh?", "Ashleigh looking a little rough today…", etc.) we could reverse her progress and she would stop. It would be a good way to fuck with Peter by proxy. He only puts her in his videos because he wants to be the "hilarious youtube comedian who totally doesn't make up fake girlfriends and is married to a hot chick with big tits!".
But that would be a lot of work and I am afraid Ashleigh will kill herself if we destroy what little self-confidence she has.
d41705 No.212006
>>211997
Kimi, we aren't helping you to get "muh harassment" patreon bucks. If you hate Ashton so much, just divorce her and stop badmouthing her here.
d41705 No.212024
>>211997
kinda this. It's true that Peter tries to fuel his pathetic ego by parading a mentally ill half girl/doll with a fucked mouth and sock filled bra around but her situation is sad enough and is best left alone.
I personally enjoy watching Peter graze twitter and rage against the machine while asking strangers for money. It's also fun to see him asking people to google him, saying he doesn't care about the Kimi thing and then sperging out about how he doesn't care the moment it's brought up.
I don't think there is much left to squeeze out of Peter. If one of you can persuade Jim to do an internet insanity about Peter, please do.
d41705 No.212030
>>212024
Ash should hook up with Onision just as unfunny and out of touch as Peter but actually still makes some youtube sheckles
d41705 No.212037
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>>212030
Not a terrible idea but I think a big benefit of "being" with Peter for Ashton is he probably agreed to keep his distance and never fuck her and at the same time provide her with room and board.
I wish TN could live with his real dad in Scotland. TN obviously is dealing with some developmental thing, no bueno. Life in a Coffin household will only exacerbate his already grim situation.
d41705 No.212066
He's now identitcal to Will Wheaton. Who imitated whom I don't know.
>>212024
>White men can easily rake in the big bucks with patreon because of capitalism
Then why're you so bad at it?
$143
https://www.patreon.com/petercoffin?ty=h
d41705 No.212067
>>212066
I forgot the pics.
d41705 No.212073
>>212037
yea but even someone as mentally unstable as ash will figure out that Peter is a quick hop away from a homeless shelter and other men will provide her with a better foundation
we can get Jake rapp he's used to providing with no sex or affection
d41705 No.212109
>>211997
>I bet if we used sock puppet accounts on youtube and tumblr to comment on Ashleigh's appearance in his videos and her selfies ("Did you gain weight Ashleigh?", "Ashleigh looking a little rough today…", etc.) we could reverse her progress and she would stop.
The only problem with this plan is that it would involve clicking on Peter's videos, and that's just too much to ask.
d41705 No.212127
>>212067
Kiwi thinks this is a good looking guy
d41705 No.212162
>>212030
It would certainly trigger Peter a great deal
d41705 No.212450
Hey, check out Peter doing yellow face. Why such hatred toward Asians Peter? This should definitely be julayed if possible.
d41705 No.212495
d41705 No.212530
>>212495
Yea Peter has gone julay dry and is now the same shit as his patreon dries up, I am running low on hope
Of ash ever doing anything besides maybe post partum murder suicide
d41705 No.212534
>>212495
>>212530
Agreed. Let this thread die like Peter's youtube career. One thing about Peter is, without /cow/ poking and prodding him, his motivation is extra low and the sympathy that people tend to have for him on twitter continually wane. Once Bernie drops out, whatever he decides to do next will be undoubtably lame. Seems like the guy cucking Peter is into ugly muscular chicks with armpit hair so we'll see where that takes us but until then, peter pls.
d41705 No.212548
d41705 No.212554
>>212534
how bad was ash's jaw fucked before now that the joker smile is an improvement?
Honestly duck face is all this girl should do
d41705 No.212565
>>212554
It's not the same girl. Which just raises so many questions.
d41705 No.212570
>>212565
The whole thing is odd but until we get more info Peter is just dull and repletive,
d41705 No.212576
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>>212554
it was like this.
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d41705 No.212731
>>212554
>>212554
She has nice features but didn't quite worked together because of her protruding jaws. Her family wouldn't pay for the surgery, she used to live in a very crappy house in one of Scotland's rural towns, her mom has serious mental issues, possibly living on welfare or divorce allowance, no wonder she wanted to move out of there.
I bet she used her cleavage to attract sugar daddy's on websites like seekingarrangement.com and that's how she met Peter, it was pretty obvious: they met in person only once and shortly after she moved to the US to marry him and get her green card. She just wanted to get rid of her gigantic maw and her sick mother. People you find in that sort of websites are usually superficial divorced old men, maybe Peter was the youngest and less creepy option.
Protunding jaws can be fixed with orthodonthics but that takes years and you have to wear a not so sexy head-gear, so she probably stopped eating and faked headaches to give Peter a legit reason to start a GoFundme and get her surgery fast and free.
When Ash got pregnant she starved herself to take advantage of the fetus leeching effect and lose weight fast. Now she exercises like an obsessed person.
And she has no skills whatsoever and doesn't like to go outside to make herself useful so TN was her plan to keep being a shut-in for the rest of her life. I remember Peter said that he didn't plan to raise a kid for a couple more years but Ashleigh wrote on her blog that she wanted a baby because she was "so drowsy all the time" and got pregnant within weeks.
If you ask me, that ugly poor chick was a selfish, clever pair of tits and Peter was just her puppet.
d41705 No.212732
>>212731
I still say no way is TN peters kid ash came pregnant
d41705 No.212736
>>212732
And I'm willing that's the last time you'll be able to use those two words together in a sentence. Poor Ash.
d41705 No.212737
>>212534
And why does it look like she's got scaring or implants between her eyes and her nose. What's going on there? Those bumps look nasty.
d41705 No.212893
Havent been here for a while, why is Peter against John Flynt? He helped him raise money for his wife, as I recall.
also lol he still thinks he's a jew
I want to photoshop Peter into some maoist uniform now
d41705 No.212895
>>212893
He be a fucking moron.
d41705 No.212917
>>212893
probably because wu is basically a capitalist but also because peter needs attention and offending one of these gibmedats feminist is a way to do that.
John is harder to draw though he should have gone after Nora Reed, she is extemelly easy to bait
d41705 No.212920
>>212893
>Bourgeoisie White Capitalist Feminism™
Oh shit, Peter! You're such a rebel! Dissing capitalism on a high-priced computer on a digital platform created and maintained by multi-billion dollar corporations! Shit better join that Occupy Black Lives protest down the street!
d41705 No.212925
>>212895
Pretty sure he just desperately wants some kind of identity from being Jewish like he did with Kimi.
>muh big nose
>>212917
Could we get wu into a feud with him?
>>212920
His rants hold less weight than the average teen communist.
d41705 No.212927
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>>212925
Nah Peter is too small time ti fued with wu..Wu is being brought in to the fake Tranny Nora Reed and her tranny bridgade against Randi harper and the kiwis
Stoke that fire if you want to see a war…
d41705 No.212943
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d41705 No.212960
>>212943
He's tired all right. He spends how many hours per day arguing on the internet for below minimal wage?
d41705 No.213019
>>212960
a lot. You would think he would have a thicker skin by now but no.
>I just blocked you too. Frankly people talk about me and my shit on message boards. Take it there.
These threads wouldn't exist if you didn't keep bumping them Peter.
It's funny to see him constantly sperging out about capitalism. You can tell that he's done some major mental gymnastics to somehow tie capitalism in with his fall from grace. Why then the constant crying about how much money he used to make on YT before he was caught being his own girlfriend?
d41705 No.213024
>>213019
Peter fails to notice that his base product (his comedy) is whats wrong with every attempt he makes at making money. You can dress it up, photograph it in HD but Peter isn't funny. thats what he doesn't get, no one gives a shit about kimi anymore and only the thristers give a shit about ash and his bizarre marriage.
Peter you make Hayden Black seem like a comedic genius, spend less time on twitter pining about the world against you and write a funny joke.
d41705 No.213385
Didnt see it anywhere else, Ashleigh is posting on twitter. Is Peter socking it you think, and if so to what extent? Is this the new Kimiko?
http://archive.is/vvJK8
http://archive.is/8gsrw
https://twitter.com/holocronz/status/735641360045375488
d41705 No.213408
>>213385
You know I was thinking legal wise there may be a law against exploitation of Someone as mentally stunted as ash, if Peter has had sex with her even more so I'll look it up and see if I can find anything
d41705 No.213409
>>213385
she just wants attention. notice how she skipped her husband's last name in her bio, because married chicks doesn't attract as much.
she talks a lot about his "girlfriend" gwendoline christie and refers to her in a sweet manner but with his husband she is unable to display affection.
c'mon guys, she is a real chick, she shows her face now because she is no longer an ugly crapface and she will be tweeting sarcastic shit as before because she needs validation from people who aren't peter.
d41705 No.213410
d41705 No.213412
>>213410
you need to learn to accept facts even if you don't like them son
d41705 No.213417
>>213412
Dear Kimi,
Nowhere did anon say that you aren't married to Ashton. Anon just stated the obvious: only Peter badmouths Ashton here with such vitriol.
d41705 No.213418
>>213417
im confused now, why would peter badmouth his wife in an anon thread?
d41705 No.213422
>>213412
>>213412
I never post here but just wanted to let you guys know that most of his family's facebook accounts were created on exactly the same day. You can find this by scroling back a lot. I have screenshots of it somewhere on my computer but yeah you should be able to find it yourselves
Theyre mostly exactly the same day and a few a few days off. As if he made a bunch one day and then a bunch more a few days later
d41705 No.213423
>>212893
It's Dabrowski. Your american ancestors just changed their name so it would be easier to read in english. And you can't define your genetic heritage from a surname, especially one as common as yours (the polish equivalent of Smith or brown) don't be ridiculous.
d41705 No.213429
>>213418
Bad attempt
To
Misdirect us which is just sad cause this is all Peter has now, twitterati ignores him, pt has him on page 14 and even kiwi farms moved on. How's it feel Peter that even the people who mock you are getting bored
d41705 No.213440
>>213409
He will use it like he used Kimis account
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d41705 No.214480
>>212893
For some reason stabbing someone in the back that helped get you free money still pisses me off even if it is Wu.
d41705 No.214518
Haven't been here in a while, but I came across this chick on /r/gonewild (I know, redditfag gtfo, etc)
It's probably nothing, so I'm saging, but a lot of her moles seem to match up with "Ashleigh's:"
http://i.imgur.com/sz6i205.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IlNLNbW.jpg
d41705 No.214519
Haven't been here in a while, but I came across this chick on /r/gonewild (I know, redditfag gtfo, etc)
It's probably nothing, so I'm saging, but a lot of her moles seem to match up with "Ashleigh's:"
http://i.imgur.com/sz6i205.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/IlNLNbW.jpg
d41705 No.214521
>>214518
>>214519
Well? Where are the comparison shots? Where are the pictures that led you to this conclusion? For all we know this could just be some random bitch
d41705 No.214522
Did anyone ever discover solid evidence that said Ashley was really from Scottland?
d41705 No.214543
>>213440
More or less.
>>214518
It's not her. She barely has any tits.
>>214522
Not solid but even way back when, Peter was using her info to shill against Kim Kardashian much like he did with Kimi.
Coffin, please never change.
d41705 No.214578
>>214543
>It's not her. She barely has any tits.
I would almost totally agree except that I'm pretty sure I've seen Ashleigh wear that dress, or one very much like it, before. The necklace might also be another clue.
Of course, if anon wasn't a faggot he'd post pics for comparison
d41705 No.214582
btw, this is supposed to be weekly. How long do you anons want to give before this stops being weekly?
d41705 No.214588
>>214582
Coffin's actually going grey
d41705 No.214592
>>214581
These are terrible for comparison.
d41705 No.214608
>>214582
Got a bit of a commie-block accent there, Ash. Aren't you supposed to be Scottish?
d41705 No.214643
>>214582
>ads are trying to get you to do something!
Peter is still in his teenage communist phase I see
d41705 No.214876
I'm still not sure what's ashs angle if it was a green card she got it, she still shows no affection towards Petes and I still say the kid came with her. While I would love to see the cuckening of Peter it's far more likely ash will just vanish one day like many imported brides
d41705 No.214889
>>214876
How long have they been married for again? I think shes just nuts and it sort of comes and goes
>YOU'RE A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER
>uh yeah honey lets stream, lol
Only a matter of time before his lying comes back again to bite him in the behind. Personally I think it was a mistake to turn on Mr Wu and denigrate his SJ buddies
d41705 No.215037
>>214876
she was a fat poor girl from a slum, what's the point in leaving her life with peter now? she doesn't have to work, in-laws take care of the kid and she can show her surgical improved face on youtube to boost her ego every week.
also they have stated many times that she is beign medicated for a bunch of mental disorders, those happy pills should help her to cope with the fact that she is still married to peter.
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d41705 No.215137
>>215037
Because in the end like jake rapp, Peter makes piss poor money and even a heavily medicated ash in time will figure out a replacement just like Allison is currently
d41705 No.215149
>>215137
It seems strange but imagine how nutty she must be on a regular basis. Even your average green card wife cooks, cleans, and takes care of the child, Ashs only duty is flattering Peters ego over the internet. Pretty easy gig and she gets to receive compliments at the same time. I notice she only started doing videos with him after his star wars parody got a lot of views, I'm sure he asked her to be in it and she declined, and now she feels regret and wants some modicum of popularity, so she goes in his videos and lets him sockpuppet her on twitter. Can't blame her I suppose.
Maybe the Kimi fiasco gives her power over him, and she likes being able to easily shame him to get one over on him. Maybe she has a horrible reputation in her hometown and family because she is nuts; so he doesn't seem bad in comparison Ironically if he hadn't done the Kimi thing he probably could have imported an Asian wife which is what he really wants.
This is why I still check in on Peter, he never learns.
d41705 No.215153
>>214588
We burned years off his life by making him paranoid as fuck and trolling the shit out of his YT and Twitter. Nigga will look like Father Christmas by years end.
d41705 No.215318
>>215153
yeah, look at him. How many years do you give him before he keels over while making a youtube video about how nothing ever bothers him?
>Yes Pete, we all want to spend $13.50 for a mug with your face on it. Oh and we're all glad you added "satirist" lest we forget.
This really works with his whole anticapitalist and anti brand shit he spews. Yes Peter. It's very ironic and we all know you don't really want that $13.50
Can we get ol Petey in the mix for appropriating Judaism?
d41705 No.215347
>>215346
Chrissake Pete, stop bumping your own thread for this kind of trivial non-happenings. You're just bringing your inane thoughts from medium yawn blogs to crappy video form.
d41705 No.215349
Please, guys. If you really want to get this guy, stop making threads about him. Stop talking about him. Stop thinking about him. We are his biggest fanbase by far. If we could finally fuck off, he'd be left with nothing but his bipolar wife and deformed child. All threads like this accomplish is encouraging him to keep being an awful piece of shit. Whether you're an A-log like me or want to help Peter, please, let him finally be forced to face his irl life.
d41705 No.215351
>>215349
dear anon, peter makes and bumps threads about himself, until someone uncovers something that he'd rather keep hidden, like the fact that he dubbed some "game theory" videos for… gamasutra was it? the site edited by ian miles cheong.
Most we can do is spam till the thread autosages, and try to trigger him while doing so.
I have to admit I'm kinda amazed that Kimi hasn't bumped the onision thread in a while.
d41705 No.215355
>>215351
I think he learned his lesson after we caught him
d41705 No.215860
So Peter made a video about how hate speech isn't free speech where he tacitly admits he made Kimi up and even shows /cow/ in it
Its funny because I think all of his views on hating capitalism and critiquing beauty products when he's at Walmart all stem from hating Xiaxue. He will never stop being butthurt
d41705 No.215867
>>215860
Part of me wants these threads to just die because, really, the only reason they're bumped is for his shitty cocks and he's not a sperg like a lot of cows anymore.
On the other hand, Peter Coffin represents something. He's not a furry or into diapers or clinically insane like a lot of people who end up on here. He's something worse: he's just the absolute height of SJW bullshit. He's a self-admitted beta male who can't stop talking about Trump and racism. He is a caricature of untalented, effeminate men obsessed with pop culture nonsense. Furthermore, there's his entire past that he can never escape and the fact that SJWs by-and-large don't like him. He's not accepted in social justice OR comedy circles. He's some disgraced nomad bumbling around in no man's land making reaction videos with his emotionally dead wife.
That's why I keep checking these threads, but it's never for his cocks. He released a shitty free speech video but I'm not gonna link it, fuck that. The only hope is someone keeps watch until he runs afoul of one of the SJW talking heads he's obsessed with and is openly mocked again.
d41705 No.215895
>>215860
>he tacitly admits he made Kimi up
What did he say exactly?
d41705 No.216023
>>215860
>>215895
He says, "people thought I made up a girlfriend and that's a ridiculous reason to hate somebody." He again fails to mention that he was acting like a complete racist faggot for almost a year while dating himself which is why people had such a field day with him. He just basically plays the victim, nigga never changes.
/cow/ gets a nice tip of the hat.
>Thought you didn't come here anymore Pete.
I like how you're putting ads in your videos while simultaneously having a channel dedicated to poking fun at commercials and the toxic capitalist system we live in.
d41705 No.242626
>>214581
Nude leaks when. Seriously, I've been following this boring saga of lies and torments just to see one of us hack into Ashley's private files.
d41705 No.242633
>>242626
>us
go home, Peter
d41705 No.242748
>>242633
You're pretty much the reason why I've ceased to follow the saga. Get fucked…, Peter.
d41705 No.242751
>>242626
See here before deciding whether its worth following this saga just for nudes. >>242007
a1f5a0 No.290474
Seems that Peter has gone full commie now. I would love to see him defend China's great leap backwards vs today's living conditions in China. Does his hatred of asians know no bounds?
He's way more fucking annoying than ever before. He's more pro tranny than he is feminist stirring the pot by going against tirades against "Terfs" who don't count trans as women. It seems to be working in his favor as he's making more patreonbux than ever before.I wish we could knock his smug faggot ass down a peg or two.
e4fc98 No.290485
>>290474
You are literally the only person who cares
332e69 No.290512
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>>290474
>It seems to be working in his favor as he's making more patreonbux than ever before.
That explains everything about Peteypie changing his publicly expressed views. Shekels and attention are paramount for him.