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b189f6  No.688313

Matthew Davis The Movie Lover

Cartmanfan921

Matthew Davis IGUA

Mippy Trippy

The UTUBE HERO TEAM

Matthew Davis Media

MatthewDTheGAMER

And a fuck ton of other socks and aliases that don't matter because of extraordinary this individual is.

Our beloved an hero was spawned into this world from his abusive mother who instead of getting her ass into the kitchen like all good bitches heroically took it upon herself to feed her living tumor McDonalds so he'd shut the fuck up after wining about his arch-nemesis whom he secretly has a gay crush on called "Johnny Test".

"Johnny Test" is a poorly animated flash cartoon from the early 2000's that was canceled years ago yet he feels the need to constantly rage over it because he takes inspiration from the supreme god of the universe, The Mysterious Mr.Enter.

I don't know whether or not he continues to hate on Johnny Test because he got his wish of the show being canceled so hopefully he finally shut the fuck up about it. Although, considering the fact that he loses his mind over the movie "Batman and Robin", a movie from more than 20 years ago, it's safe to say that he has yet to get over his Johnny Test fetish and will continue to reflect a disproportionate level of hatred for years to come.

Like all retarded ass pies on the internet(much like you and me) he has a deviantart art account completing the holy trinity being a sperg on the internet. His acount in question is "Mippy Trippy", don't ask where the name came from because this account is a gold mine of contemporary art rivaling that of Picasso. On deviantart Matthew Davis displays inspiring levels of creativity and has clearly mastered everything when it comes to art; I take everything I said about Matthew Davis back, he is a genius! I will not spoil anything from his deviantart you'll have to look that up for yourself. All I will say is that he is a great contributer to the deviantart community.

Our hero is also a big fan of Super Mario Logan as seen by one of the pics bellow(No, that his not his normal attire). Logan is a superb individual himself and is quite deserving of his own thread so I will not go into his autistic obsession here.

In conclusion Matthew Davis is much like you and me: in the fact that he is an autistic sperglord who needs to be wiped of the planet.



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