Hey Faggot,
My name is Clyde, and I hate you. You are a fat, retarded, no-life who spends every second of his day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a millionaire, and have a sweet deal going with Nintendo. What do you do all day, other than jack off to naked, drawn downies? I also get straight A's, and have your banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are a faggot who should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and your bitch, Megan.