06f049 No.48435
Hi cow, I can't seem to find the previous nick bate thread on here. Should we start a new one? I am quite fascinated by this freak.
06f049 No.48441
I'm horrified that he got his own thread. I don't know if he qualifies as a traditional lolcow because nothing to do with him is funny.
I do hope the exposure gets him chemically castrated though.
06f049 No.48454
>>48441>>48441>I do hope the exposure gets him chemically castrated thoughwould that not be funny?
06f049 No.48464
>>48441I wouldn't qualify him as a lolcow. I can't really lel at any of the bullshit he's done or said. E.g. Chris Chan has done some kekworthy shit. Peter Coffin, my sides are orbiting Venus. But this guy. From his fucked up grill,his "writing",his behavior, and his Twitter. I just don't know. Even his family won't leave him alone with his sis because they know he'll fucking do it.
06f049 No.48476
http://pastebin.com/pjX41LpGHow did his psycho-sexual evaluation turn out? Did he ever have one?
06f049 No.48479
>>48464>>48441I find a lot about him to be funny, especially his writing.
>It wasn't long before Anna, too, woke from her sleep. While still asleep, she stretched her arms and legs and, to her horror, passed gas very loudly. Realizing what she had done, she quickly became alert and at the same time, embarrassed. Her face turned bright red, her eyes widened, and she unknowingly held on to Nick tighter.
>Nick smiled and stroked her hair. "It's all right. I like it when you fart," he said. Anna, relieved, loosened her grip on him and for no particular reason, began stroking his erect penis. She slowly and sensually massaged it, which aroused them both. Anna sat up, leaned forward, and put her lips on the tip of his penis. She then began sliding up and down his entire penis, again very slowly. She did it very soft and rhythmically, as if it were not simply a meaningless sexual act but a sign of her love for him. With each repetition, she made sure to wet it with her saliva. She knew that Nick liked it wet. The way she leaned forward exposed her anus, and Nick salivated on his finger before beginning to slide it in and out of it. Other than this, Nick lay completely motionless, eyes closed, basking in the love he felt emanating from Anna.>>48476It's on the ED page, he's paranoid and obvious has a paraphilia but that's about it, he was recommended to stay in state group housing though since he can't take care of himself.
06f049 No.48501
>>48479lol dat fart. I still need brain bleach though.
06f049 No.48506
I hope he starts posting or even tripfagging on /baphomet/. I think they can find his inner lolcow.
Is there an archive of the thread on 789chan where he posted and replied to questions?
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06f049 No.48519
Y'know, I know it might be wrong of me to say this, but… I kind of hope he gets stabbed to death in prison by an MS13 member.
06f049 No.48534
>>48519I'd say we'd be losing some morbid hilarity if that happened.
06f049 No.48554
>>48519Sicky Nicky Nickels has a talent for bringing out the a-log in people.
06f049 No.48582
06f049 No.48593
>>48519You're an asshole m8. Nick is a good boy. Never did nothin.
06f049 No.48595
>>485932/2
He's a good boy. Honestly he is. Didn't shit his pants and do nothing to nobody ever.
06f049 No.48597
>>48593>Was born withoot a vagina but is still femaleSo no one? Or is he a Wu hunter?
06f049 No.48603
>>48593>Christianity is a prerequisite for dating Nicky Hellmouth I don't know. I just don't know anymore.
06f049 No.48637
>>48597I don't think his shit fetish goes that far.
06f049 No.48680
>>48593>mooth>oot>hooEven without the other prerequisites, phonetically spelling out the Canadian accent is a red flag in its own right.
06f049 No.48702
>>48593Anna is literally NONE of these things.
They have never met IRL, too, all of this staking is cyberstalking.
06f049 No.48707
Amber's told her parents that he's been molesting her.
Pedos are fucked over when they're in jail.
Anna knew that he did this to her (he confessed it to her back when she was like 15 or something) but she didn't report it.
06f049 No.48712
>>48441Can I interject?
The exact place in the taxonomy of lolcows veers towards him being placed as a 'shuddercow'
06f049 No.48713
God damn his teeth always make me squirm.
06f049 No.48730
>>48713I have bad teeth (I try taking care of the best I can) and even I say thats disgusting ugh
06f049 No.48731
>>48707his mom has long suspected that he has been, which is why he lives with his aunt+grandma.
I really hope that this is taken care of so Amber is safe. At this point, I'm more scared for Amber's wellbeing than Anna's. Anna doesn't even live in the same state, they've never met. Amber is his half sister and is more accessible because they're family.
Even if his grandma/aunt/mom try their best to keep him away from her, she's in more danger than Anna ever was because he and Anna have never even been in the same room.
06f049 No.48748
For all of our newfriends discovering Nick, here is the psychiatric evaluation that he himself posted from his time at a mental hospital:
http://pastebin.com/pjX41LpGSupposedly he's been medicated and has been going to therapy, it doesn't seem to be working though.
06f049 No.48781
Do any of you even follow his twatter? he is quite boring apart from the occasional "dafuuq?" twitter.. I still sometimes think to myself it's a troll-act gone too far..
06f049 No.48902
The only thing I can see evidence for is that he has a mouth full of rotten choppers.
The source for almost every other allegation against him (abusing his sister, fapping with feces) is Nick himself.
Based on his Twitter, he seems basically to be a troll. Dat fake Canadian accent.
Is there any evidence that he's something more than a toothpaste-dodging attention whore?
06f049 No.48918
>>48902i agree, he's possibly just an attention whore
but he's still told his psychiatrist the things he tells us (and it was confirmed that he lives, estranged from his family in an apartment his aunt owns, to quarantine him) which resulted in some forced hospitalization.
so he's either telling the truth or so very dedicated to attention whoring that he'd rather be locked in a mental institution than break character.
06f049 No.48966
06f049 No.48992
>>48902Finally found your way here?
I remember on the old sites there was always someone who would insist there was no evidence Nick had actually ever done anything wrong (we have the psych evalutions now.) They'd go on to insult everyone discussing him until interest dried up.
That what you're here to do?
06f049 No.49032
>>48992You must be remembering wrong because while Nick is a sick fuck almost all of the info about it came from Maddi. She'd drop supposed chat logs and emails and post what she claimed he told her over the phone but there was no real evidence to back her shit up. Then to nobodies surprise it turned out she was some 12 year old girl who had no friends, cut herself, and whose parents wanted her to start a life outside of the Internet. Seanie and Fag Corp. started banning anyone who told her to fuck off and get help while they groomed her and started talking sex shit with her over webcam in tinychat.
So tell me. While you sit here putting all the blame on Nick for being the sick fuck that he is, how many times did you jerk it to Maddi back in 'the good old days'
06f049 No.49034
06f049 No.49399
>>48902>Dat fake Canadian accent.I actually think he might be Amish or Mennonite.
http://youtu.be/wjr2CexQ5V4 06f049 No.49402
06f049 No.50620
>>48707who the fuck is faving and retweeting this shit
06f049 No.50664
why does he hate showering?
06f049 No.50681
>>50664Thinks someone is going to murder him while he showers. I don't know if he means ala Psycho or if there are strange homicidal shower goblins he's worried about.
06f049 No.50710
>>48595I would like nothing more than to see a bullet fly through that face, everything about it is so repulsive and goblinesque.
06f049 No.50741
>>50710His cartoonish expressions coupled with his fucked up grill, beard and lack of mustache all look horrifying. If he showered, grew a mustache (or shaved off his facial hair completely) and didn't smile, he'd look less repulsive.
06f049 No.90441
>>48435Can someone link the Nick Bate poop masturbation video?
06f049 No.90449
>it is strongly recommended that Nick be referred to a partial hospitalization program where he can be supervised and treated on a daily basis. This type of environment will also be able to provide him with a safe environment with structure to work on decreasing his anxiety related to interpersonal contact. If Nick is unwilling to attend a partial hospitalization program, his status should be monitored frequently by his intensive case manager to determine if inpatient treatment may be necessary.
KEK
even the doctors want this faggot committed
06f049 No.90455
06f049 No.90471
Nick Bate is the quintessential shuddercow. Nothing he does is directly funny, it's only funny in the broadest context, like how he attempted to prove he didn't molest his sister by masturbating with his own shit on YouTube.
06f049 No.90590
>nick bate
>lolcow
Fuck him, he's a shudder cow. I wanna dox the fuck out of him personally, but I don't know where he lives.
And as a side note, apparently he was voted the prince of /baph/ once, but I don't think he ever replied.
06f049 No.90635
Nick is the only lolcow I've ever felt needs to be alogged he is such a vile piece of shit
06f049 No.90657
We're gonna have to coin the term "Jailcow" if these niggas keep gettin' arrested.
06f049 No.90690
>>48603 maybe it's just because it's the only religion/belief system that will consider him fuckable?
"For godly procreations" of course.
>>50710>>insulting qt grn gril waifus by comparing to this thingHe looks a
lot more like the trolls from David the Gnome.
06f049 No.91181
why did introman have this shit saved on his computer?
06f049 No.91250
>>91163
>Interfering with such a beautifully executed downward spiral of self destruction.
06f049 No.92108
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06f049 No.92124
Did he rape Anna?
06f049 No.92140
>>92108Ah yes. The shit sharer. Jewish families receive one of these after being together for 30 years.
06f049 No.92186
>>92108So he wants a tube?
06f049 No.92836
06f049 No.92843
I wish somebody would pull those disgusting teeth out and crush them
06f049 No.92904
>>92843He would probably enjoy it
06f049 No.92936
>>48479Please tell me this isn't about him and his fucking sister? Please?
06f049 No.92939
Wow I really do not have any words for this.
06f049 No.92942
>>92939Really hope this faggot serves time.
06f049 No.92950
>>92939Smearing poop on the walls: not even once
06f049 No.92953
>>92942pooping on the walls isnt illegal stupid
06f049 No.92958
>>92939And he's painting them brown, too.
06f049 No.92960
>>92953Maybe it should be. The ability to be responsible with our respective poop is what separates us from the animals. Smearing poop on the walls is against civilization.
06f049 No.92961
>>92960yeah fine be all high and mighty whatever
06f049 No.92990
>>92961Is that you, Nick?
Also:
>His strengths were noted to be superior intelligence, creative talents, visual sequencing, wide vocabulary skills, verbal reasoning skills, abstract reasoning abilities, academic abilities.
>Assessment of Nick's present level of cognitive abilities indicates overall intellectual functioning in the superior range (WASI-II IQ = 129) Hard to believe. Though, I guess that high IQ doesn't mean jack shit when an individual like Nick Bate is autistic, batshit insane, and displays very poor judgment and decision making skills.
06f049 No.93021
>>92990Notice the high verbal-visuospatial bifurcation (the split between the verbal and Raven functional sub-sections; I think it was something like 147 and 109 respectively, but I haven't read his report in a while), with clear bias towards verbal abilities.
It is actually visuospatial cognition which is more g-loaded. G-loading is the ingredient in IQ tests that give them their reliability; an IQ test that relies more on a person's innate general intellectual abilities will be a better indicator of a person's ability to think outwith the given culturally stereotyped thought-patterns.
Verbal intelligence tests are unreliable, given that motivation, and acculturation, more importantly, can influence the score. All Nick had to do was pay attentively to everything he had to learn in high school at a minimum, and apply it without lapse.
In other words, Nick is hopelessly enslaved by his circumstances of upbringing. His exposure to liberal relativism had allowed him to develop the skills to rationalize his perversions. That's why he's so tactless.
It also points to another thing: given the similarity between Nick's full-scale IQ profile and that of the Jews as a racial group on an average, perhaps it wouldn't be unreasonable to suspect Ashkenazi heritage somewhere in his bloodline.
06f049 No.93031
>>93021Nick could be bullshitting and his alleged intelligence is, in fact, quite ordinary. He appears to have a decent command of English, but we've yet to see any other feats demonstrated by his supposed high IQ, and from the looks of it, they aren't forthcoming.
He's tactless and shortsighted, but is it necessarily liberal relativism? I've been exposed to it ever since I could remember and only occasionally have I demonstrated poor judgement (my lapses in judgement were embarrassing, but nothing I couldn't recover from). His parents could explain many of his idiosyncrasies. They may have been strict, but they sure as hell didn't know how to remedy his problems.
06f049 No.93033
>>93021This is my iq test
>Sweat.jpgI'm too much like him!
06f049 No.93039
>>93031>Nick could be bullshitting and his alleged intelligence is, in fact, quite ordinary.That was my point. It's actually, or at least closer, to his Raven score of 109, which indeed is very ordinary. Verbal scales aren't tests of intelligence, period. They lack a reliable way to prevent mediative learning from influencing the score.
Aphasic Wrongplanet-browsing STEM-spergs with clear deficits in linguistic command, or the ever verbally-lagging East Asians, probably easily excel him on this measure. Where it counts, Nick has virtually no ability to independently think, something that really starts at ~115 or so.
>I've been exposed to it ever since I could remember and only occasionally have I demonstrated poor judgementAir-headed, slick midwits like Nick internalize their exposure, most people dismiss the more extreme elements of this relativism out of hand. Where the occasional lapse in judgement is a source of embarrassment that somebody normal wishes to learn from in order to forget, Nick's permanent lapse in judgement is for a large part exaggerated by his compulsive need to justify the depraved.
In all fairness, his moral conscience is in question as well, so this likely makes it even easier for him to suspend all sensibility. And somehow, I don't think someone so morally depraved would be greatly affected by the well-meaning wishes of his parents, except to be perturbed slightly by them.
06f049 No.93041
Nick Bates is too much for me to handle.
06f049 No.93057
>>93039- Or we can just admit that IQ cannot predict insanity nor an individual's drive to succeed and act like a normal human being and then call it a day.
There are other autists like Nick who spout "muh 130 IQ" while marinating in their own filth in their parents house or in government housing that also browse furfag sites. Nick is not an unusual case.
>>92939I wonder if the detectives are expected to show up at his house. That would explain why his aunt suddenly shown up and demanded that Nick paint the walls of his apartment.
06f049 No.93061
>>93057Do you think that he just painted over the poop splatters?
06f049 No.93063
>>93061Probably. I can't see Nick working really hard to scrub his walls down or his aunt having the stomach to help him.
06f049 No.93064
>>92990>high IQ>smears shit all over the walls.isn't it great being average?
06f049 No.93086
>>93064you are just too mediocre to recognize his genius
06f049 No.93325
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his priorities are all out of whack
06f049 No.93355
So what happened with him sending that video of him smearing poop all over his junk to that psychiatrist or whatever she was supposed to be?
06f049 No.93389
>>93355Detective, actually.
The detective investigating his sister's molestation, supposedly.
Let that sink in for a second.
06f049 No.93394
>>93389That poor detective's seen some shit, I can tell you that.
06f049 No.93409
>>93021This guy could be a jewish schizo.
http://www.haaretz.com/news/national/.premium-1.560128http://davidduke.com/can-science-explain-jewish-supremacists-behave-way/
>Part of the answer, at least, may have been provided by a new study conducted by geneticists at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. This ground-breaking study has shown that variations of the DNST3 gene make Ashkenazi Jews 40 percent more likely to develop schizophrenia and similar diseases than non-Jews. 06f049 No.93666
>>93325His aunt must have forced him to paint the apartment because he's smeared shit all over the walls for years. She's been supporting him this entire time and he's never ever had a job because of social anxiety and his tendency to randomly start singing songs about anal sex and molesting children regardless of where he is or who he's around.
Maybe the detective is planning to do a home visit or something, and they want to cover up his shit stained walls.
Maybe she knows he's going to jail so she figures the apartment isn't necessary anymore, and wants to get her cleaning deposit back (lol)
06f049 No.93807
>>93409No, he's Pennsylvania Dutch. He's descended from generations of inbred Swiss-German Anabaptists.
06f049 No.93809
>>93807German. That explains everything.
06f049 No.93816
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>>93809We all know how much those Germans love their poo.
06f049 No.93819
>>93816Yeah, entire Axis was like that. Germany, Japan, Italy sometimes.
06f049 No.93846
>>93807>Someone that /pol/ doesn't like>Not JewishIt's like you don't understand how /pol/ works. The first rule of antisemitism club: Everyone I don't like is a Jew
The second rule: Everyone I don't like who isn't a Jew is a crypto-Jew.
06f049 No.93847
>>93846Or a celtonigger. Right, phag?
06f049 No.93852
>>93847Yes. Clearly I am Autphag because Autphag hates antisemites. Yep yep yep. I also misused a bunch of big words in order to make myself sound smarter. Just like Autphag.
06f049 No.93854
>>93819You should check out
http://www.amazon.com/Life-Like-Chicken-Coop-Ladder/dp/0814320384My mom was in this guy's class while he was writing this book and I was a toddler. She brought in my copy of "Everybody Poops" and he was very excited.
06f049 No.93856
>>93852I did not mean to imply you were autphag. I just wanted to see if I could summon him
06f049 No.93867
>this thread
06f049 No.93871
>>93867No, that's the wrong end. Think two girls one cup.
06f049 No.93873
>>93856Ewwww. He's amusing for a few posts, but ends up taking up the whole thread with his rambling, pseudo-intellectual posts.
06f049 No.93890
>>93873Yeah, but it will all be funny in hindsight when he's arrested for doing something crazy.
06f049 No.93894
>>93852Nigger tier semantic processing preventing you from appreciating the points made by others on your end, doesn't make for misuse on my end. Sorry that you were born with a predisposition to dihydrotestosterone over-sufficiency (look up Robert Lindsay's blog on why this is an important factor in Black – and by extension neuroblack, something I consider neurotypicals – stupidity). Might I suggest futasteride to at least recover a few of your IQ points?
>>93856You succeeded, though not to the end of the response you thought could be elicited.
Instead, it was only for me to reveal that I'm now aware of the pattern:
- P-Logic comes in and makes a faux-detractor post
- Mirrorman chimes in with his attempts to provoke an Autphag shitpost by way of more meaningless and irrelevant denigration
- P-Logic and Mirrorman circlejerk until the process is completed
- Both also operate under the misguided delusion that they can provoke
anyone, let alone myself, to engage in an act which is litigable.
P-Logic and Mirrorman don't even have to be the literal handles of the people involved in this example, but placeholders for those scions who've inherited their role. I don't actually believe either exist.
The last step is probably the biggest flaw in your plan. You're too retarded to realise that I'm just too low-energy and boring to engage in any dangerously illicit activities, even if I do say distasteful things online. And for those things, I'd never attract legal trouble. British jurisdiction on that matter only extends to the social networks, not the imageboards; the police would need to be satisfied that these were my posts, something less than attainable in the absence of clear identification; this would require photographic and audio evidence as well as ISP data, or whatever's surrendered to them by Hotwheels on the server side.
This is not to mention that the case would be low priority enough, having not caused tangible offense to real people – imageboard urchins aren't actual human beings, let us not forget. The point here being, that the Procurator Fiscal wouldn't try it, as it'd be an obvious waste of court time.
It's something you'll never fathom, so I'll let you evidence further your dullness in letting you proceed with the stimming routine you've established here.
My grammar, though messy, is nothing technically incorrect. You make asides using comma splices, or double-hyphenations, depending on one's taste. As for word order, that's mostly artifice, and if one was to follow it literally, writing would be even less comprehensible. It might not be 'clear', but that's hard cheese for the P-Negroids who like their journalistically negroiditic writing.
My UID has changed, so that you may not identify my posts here. I wouldn't want you thinking that you could 'debunk' my points with your usual flavour of facile liberalism.
06f049 No.93980
>>93394>Seen some shitLiterally
06f049 No.94199
>>93894You're trying to argue and sound intelligent in a thread about someone who eats his own shit.
06f049 No.95146
Looks like nicky boy might get v& soon.
06f049 No.95149
>>95146Sending the detective a video of himself masturbating with shit probably didn't help anything.
06f049 No.95456
Keep digging that hole buddy.
06f049 No.95458
Also this. The investigation reveals that the allegations of sexual abuse can be substantiated in accordance with the OPS (CPS?). The [redacted] account of being forced to perform oral sex on her brother, licking his backside and him licking her backside has remained clear, consistent, and credible. The [?] included details of dates, times, places, and events. This abuse had been ongoing between the ages of 5-11. The AP talked to the commander after being informed of his CPSL rights. The AP denies the acts verbally; however writes about the particulars of the abuse in his blog and to others over the internet. The above situation does meet the CPSL chapter [numbers] definition of sexual abuse.
06f049 No.95465
>>95458Funny how he shows enough awareness to know he needs to cover up certain sensitive information on that.
06f049 No.95528
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>>95458Hope you enjoy the penitentiary you sick fuck. They're gonna do a lot of butt stuff to you. You'd like it until they kill you afterwards.
06f049 No.95535
>>95458>>This abuse had been ongoing between the ages of 5-11.The option of hanging them should be available.
06f049 No.95569
>>95567Oops, wrong picture
06f049 No.95579
Am I the only one who wants to see buckshot inflicted on his stupid face? It's such an unpleasant, fugly face that no one should ever have to bear.
May his inmates-to-be pummel his face into paste.
06f049 No.95588
>>95579I think that this is one of those cases where it's alright to A-log.
But remember on Orange Is The New Black how Piper beat that crackhead chick half to death, but she was thankful for it in the end because it meant that she got a new set of teeth? Don't want this happening here.
06f049 No.95602
>>95146>Licking your sister's butthole.Nigga, what?
06f049 No.95603
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Thinking of this song while Nick gets closer to being v&.
06f049 No.95606
>>95146He talks about licking stinky assholes like he's some seasoned veteran. If he didn't do it to his sibling, who else has he done it to? In all likelihood, the ONLY one he's done it to is his half-sister, and that's become the basis for his entire sick fetish.
"We never licked each others asses! FIRST OFF, I only lick asses. Second, I didn't do it. But it's something I love to do and its all I talk about."
06f049 No.95651
06f049 No.95681
Can someone update me on the latest? I'm still sure that nothing is going to happen to him. We've heard all of this shit before.
06f049 No.95702
>>48707A thousand shivvings and a curb stomp for this sick degenerate.
06f049 No.95765
>>95602
>Not licking your sister's butthole.You gay or something?
06f049 No.95804
>>95146>did the detective not get my email with my evidence or whatIt's fascinating to watch someone with an IQ of 120+ who lacks the ability to understand basic cause and effect.
06f049 No.95846
>>95804Everything Bate does is for attention. He fully understands what he's doing.
06f049 No.95847
>>95846>fully understands what he's doing>is going to get sent to jail where he will be shanked for being a child molesterThe only rational reason to do any of this is so he gets put in an institution instead of jail.
06f049 No.95860
>>95847Pretty much. Better than rotting day in and day out every day in a filthy home full of animals and people that hate him.
Bate is also: a) Canadian, b) low risk. He would not go to a "fuck me in the ass until I die" prison.
06f049 No.95864
>>95860His affected Canadian dialect was shtick, you mora.
06f049 No.95865
>>95864oh shit I forgot about that. i forgot the most contemptible fucking thing about him. his fake writing accent pisses me off. my brain probably purged it to save me.
06f049 No.96290
>>95846>Everything Bate does is for attention. Possible
>He fully understands what he's doing.Not possible.
06f049 No.96344
>>96290Possibly? The dude's a fucking histrionic. Yes, it's pathological (and he has no control), but absolutely no other credible reason to be this candid exists save for lacking a conversational filter and/or spectacularly poor judgment.
06f049 No.96443
So things with this dude have finally come to a head. Can't say I'm surprised, but I heard he was too crazy to be put away. Not that that actually makes sense. Honestly, I figured he would just sit in his room or apartment or whatever and just slowly go completely insane.
06f049 No.96473
>>48707I say we use him as human bio-fuel, the nasty bastard.
06f049 No.96484
>>96443The only reason why I've paid attention to him at all is for this moment. I hope the sick fuck gets shanked on his first day in prison.
06f049 No.96718
>>95603holy shit, the comments on that video
>I can't believe u u suck I…I… MICHAEL JACKSON IS BETTER THAN U STUPID RETARD AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE THAT CHEERING SO HELP ME GOD YOU'll GO TO HELL AND YOU'LL BE RIPED APART BY ELDEOBLOU!!!!!!! U DIE GO TO HELL BE PUT DOWN AND ALL YOUR FEARS WILL HAUNT YOU AND YOU WILL DIE BY DEVIL THERE BE MATTERS U RETARD U MAKE FUN OF MICHAEL JACKSON AGAIN YOU WILL BE PUT DOWN BY HIS GHOST ……..DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!! ………. Oh my god…….. U monstersuch autism
how could anyone be mad at Wesley Willis?
06f049 No.96730
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>>96718WW = awesome
Dude was literally singing to save his soul (the hostile voices in his head would only shut up when he wrote or performed - particularly the songs about bestiality). And he made people happy at the same time.
06f049 No.96982
Looks like Robert "Casio" Robinson was looking for a friend in Nick Bate.
06f049 No.97740
the fuck is wrong with his teeth
06f049 No.97744
>>97740Two things: His family naturally has bad teeth, and he has bad hygiene on top of it, which makes it only worse.
06f049 No.97752
>>90690>maybe it's just because it's the only religion/belief system that will consider him fuckable?"For godly procreations" of course.
But that would surely be irrelevant considering he only wants anal, and anal is against most traditional christian values.
It's almost like he wants to be alone forever
06f049 No.97771
>>97740All of Nick's family have shit-tier teeth, plus on top of that he eats a lot of sugary food and drinks, plus he's never done proper oral hygiene before. I doubt that having a scat fetish has helped with that either.
How it hasn't killed him yet, I'll never know. An infection could easily get into his jawbone and effectively cause his mouth to putrefy from the inside out. It probably already is putrefying and is slowly killing him.
06f049 No.97934
>>96730I fucking love Wesley Willis man
he's a good man
rock over London
rock over Chicago
Heinz
America's favorite ketchup
06f049 No.97948
>>97934rock over london
rock on chicago
insureOne
the insurance superstore
06f049 No.98000
>>92140Being married in a nut-shell.
>>92958White. They were brown before…and white before that.
06f049 No.98004
>>97752>>90690Keep in mind, Nick practices his own version of Christianity, in which among other things he believes God will make Anna marry him in heaven, and that all the stuff he doesn't agree with in the Bible doesn't matter because it was written a long time ago.
06f049 No.98008
>>98004Nick is a good christian man. He sure is getting my vote in the next presidential election.
06f049 No.117101
i dont even understand how anyone could be a christian after being on the internet in this day and age. People like Nick are the best evidence you can give to prove that there is no god. No way any deity could allow this kind of shit to go on. Either there is no god or the second flood is coming tomorrow because theres no way Sodom and Gomorrah could be any worst than the US.
06f049 No.117103
fuck i vow to brush my teeth at least twice a day after seeing all this shit.
06f049 No.117104
>>117102
right back at cha
06f049 No.117106
>>97771
putrefy?
you mean get a bad infection that prevents him from eating? I'm assuming you're talking about a really bad way to die.
06f049 No.117167
>>117106
You really can die from bad oral hygiene. The bacteria responsible for leaving that gross shit on your teeth, once they're into the pulp, can enter your bloodstream and heart. Then they'll keep putting that same gross shit all over the valves in your heart and impede their function.
06f049 No.117180
>>92836
>>92836
>>92836
DID SOMEBODY SAY CRYSTALS?!?!?!?!?
06f049 No.117187
>>117106
Putrefy as in his teeth, gums and possibly jaw bone will rot from the inside out.
06f049 No.117555
There should be a national holiday to celebrate the day he got arrested.
06f049 No.120833
>>48593
Man, why are fags like this allowed to ruin TMBG?
06f049 No.120849
>>92939
>aboot
He does know Canadians spell it "about" right?
06f049 No.120854
>>120849
Of course he knows, you idiot. The whole accent thing is just to be pretentious and show how smart he is and how individual he is. He has no fucking interest in real life culture, he just wants to make himself look unique. Christ.
06f049 No.120855
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06f049 No.120860
>>120854
>>120854
How stupid of me. I should have known.
06f049 No.120871
>>120855
I remember that thread with the crystals guy's stuff. It's super creepy shit
06f049 No.120892
06f049 No.120946
http://lcweb7.co.lancaster.pa.us:8080/custom/lcpInmatePub.asp
Is there any information regarding his trial? I wonder how long he's going to be staying in prison for and what his current condition is. I imagine he's going to get shanked pretty quickly, with his poor hygiene et all.
06f049 No.121020
Fucking hell. I learned about this dude recently. What the fuck is going on with the world?
Did he really get away scot-free?
06f049 No.121023
>>121020
He's been arrested and he's going to represent himself in court. We're all eagerly awaiting the verdict.
06f049 No.121032
>>48554
I don't know the context of this at all -
but…the fact that somebody made this is not amazing enough for me.
The fact that somebody thought this out, got 3-4 of their friends involved, filmed it, and released it. Is what amazes me.
06f049 No.121033
Jesus what the fuck happened to him? He looks normal here…how did he become the monstrosity he is today?
06f049 No.121056
>>121033
shitty parenting. he never had a chance at being normal
06f049 No.121061
06f049 No.121084
>>121061
now that you mention it, the media should be tearing this guy apart. easly traced internet presence AND a pedo. this shits an easy story.
06f049 No.121092
>>121084
The MSM are pretty clueless to be honest. Bronies were running rampant all over the internet for, what, two years before MSM picked up on it?
06f049 No.121097
>>121056
A lot of people have a shitty upbringing. Some turn out okay, some don't. But it's rare that they turn out as bad as Nick.
06f049 No.121382
>>121033
Jesus, that's what you consider to be normal? Just look at his teeth. He was already well on his way to becoming the Nick Bate we all know and hate.
06f049 No.121413
>>121382
Have a squiz at this post, on the other Nick thread:
>>111025
I found it on his Twitter. I honestly find it disturbing to look at. Okay, sure, when you find childhood pictures of serial killers, you can always 'find' something strange about their eyes and/or expression, that you might not necessarily see if you didn't know who they were as you idly flipped through some old photographs or something. But honestly? Even if I didn't know that these belonged to Sick Nick I'd still think that there was something off about the kid. Something is really not right there.
06f049 No.121415
>>48593
>> platonically loves cats
06f049 No.121456
How do I make a pol as to find out who thinks this guy's guilty?
06f049 No.121460
06f049 No.121464
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>121456
No point, anon. Everyone know he is, besides maybe Rika. Even then Rika might not actually care if he is or not, Rika's just doing it to piss people off and/or trying to make a "us against the trolls" coalition.
06f049 No.121465
06f049 No.121467
>>121464
I think he's all bluster. The parents on the other hand are guilty of gross neglect. Look at her teeth. They created Nick.
06f049 No.121472
>>121467
He masturbated with his own shit and posted the video to the detective investigating his case. And years before that he was banned from his mother's house because everyone there realised that he was an active danger to his sister. He also has had criminal charges brought against him by his own mother after assaulting her on multiple occasions. He's a shut in, with is a huge relief to the women and children he's stalked online. He's also had a professional psychiatric assessment that was tl;dr "He's a dangerous nutjob" was the conclusion at the end of it.
http://pastebin.com/pjX41LpG
He's guilty.
06f049 No.121476
>>121472
That just proves he's insane and a massive attention whore. Not that he actually would touch a little girl.
You just want him to be guilty, because he sickens you, or is there some better evidence than the words or an insane man?
06f049 No.121489
>>121476
He's guilty, Rika, he has a criminal record, a psychiatric assessment saying he's dangerous, videos on Youtube showing sexual grooming of the child that's been assaulted, and was barred from the family house years ago due to suspicions that he'd already done actual physical harm to the child.
You need to undo the knot in your knickers over this one; the man is a very well established danger to children, if not physically then very definitely mentally. He's already assaulted a female adult on several occasions, his own mother. It's impossible to troll shield with a beast like Nick.
Rika, you are not going to get very far in trying to get people worked up over this. The man has a mountain of unambiguous evidence freely available on the world wide web, laid down by not only himself, but others as well. He's a deviant. No one is going to play with you in this particular feces filled sandpit.
06f049 No.121494
>>121489
We dont know why he was banned, but painting the walls with feces was likely part of it. What do we really know? Other than the fact he will do literally anything for attention and that his family is incredibly insane.
06f049 No.121496
>>121489
Oh and I agree that he's a danger to himself and others. I just don't know that he touched the kid. I think he belongs in an institution. Right along side Rika.
06f049 No.121497
>>121489
>believing that Robert is capable of being this lucid/coherent.
06f049 No.121499
>>121061
okay now he looks like a brunette TAA
06f049 No.121508
06f049 No.121548
>>121413
Bags under your eyes as a kid is not a good sign
06f049 No.121558
>>121548
Well no ones arguing that his family leaves a healthy lifestyle or that he isn't a mental case. The question is if he actually is capable of doing what he claimed and is accused of. Isn't 100 percent of what we know from him, and would you call that a reliable source?
06f049 No.121563
>>121558
Okay, fine, I'll bite.
Say that all of the chat logs disappeared tomorrow. All of the Skypes, Twitters, LJ, Ask.fm profiles, IM logs, everything. Absolutely every incriminating ever posted by Nick. Everything.
Then you're left with three very important things:
1. His repeated physical assaults on his mother. It's on legal documents.
2. His psychiatric assessment. While it's definitely possible to mislead a pro, I've actually been through a full assessment by a neuropsychologist and it's unbelievably exhausting. Mine took me seven hours of continuous testing punctuated by all of three twenty minute breaks. If you've the desire to deceive a pro, you have to be consistent, you have to be aware, and you have to have everything down accurate even down to the movement of your fingers. Now, say that you had the mental facilities to know that you're fucked up but don't want others to know that you're fucked up. But instead his evaluation has some absolutely terrifying conclusions about his mental health that boil down to the highly technical conclusion, "bugfuck insane corprophilic paedophile, does not play well with others".
4. He was kicked out of his mother's house for both his physical attacks on his mother and because his family suspected him of sexually abusing a child that he had full access to.
5. There is a Youtube clip that Nick himself filmed with the child who he is charged with sexually assaulting. Shows highly inappropriate interactions with the child that fit the textbook definition of grooming for future sexual abuse.
So, from this we can draw several conclusions:
1. He is violent.
2. He is an unrepentant paedophile.
3. He is severely mentally disturbed.
4. His own family had such strong suspicions that he was molesting a child that he was kicked out of home and isolated in subsidised accommodation that included severely limiting his access to the internet, and was only visited by the aunt who owned the apartment.
5. At the time the Youtube video was taken, he was either already molesting the child or was intensely grooming her to do so very soon.
He's guilty.
06f049 No.121565
>>121563
>three
Ugh, don't pay attention to that
06f049 No.121566
>>121565
>several
Don't pay attention to that either.
06f049 No.121569
>>121563
Have we actually seen these records or are we taking his word for it? I'm asking for the evidence. That's all. Nothing more.
06f049 No.121571
06f049 No.121574
>>121571
How was this obtained? I find this whole saga fascinating now that I know he might have done it, yet it took this fucking long. Makes you wonder about how long it will take for Peter or Rika to get theirs.
06f049 No.121580
>>121574
Well, obviously he uploaded the youtube himself. I don't know where the psych evaluation copy was obtained- it was floating around long before I'd ever even heard of Nick- but given that he has an incredibly long and highly detailed history of over sharing, I'm in no personal doubt that he himself put it out there with no real concept of the future ramifications. He even posted a copy of the forms he was sent re: the molestation investigation on his Twitter, so… yeah.
Can't speak for the US, I can say from personal experience that it's rare for people with personality disorders and/or mental illness to be institutionalised on the grounds that they *may* be a future threat to a third party. Due to the emphasis on rights of the individual and the perpetually limited resources devoted to mental health, people who are dangerous usually have to prove that they are dangerous by actually attacking someone. From what I've read an watched, the US and the UK have much the same kind of system. Since his family chose not to report their suspicions that he'd molested the child, and to actively cover up Nick's crimes by isolating him and strictly limiting his contact with the outside world, he ended up flying completely under the radar. If Nick hadn't been a recluse by both choice and circumstance, presumably he'd have quickly racked up a sizable rap sheet and would have ended up meeting Bubba long before now.
And yes, I'd beg on my knees to a copy of any evaluation done on Rika as well. Unfortunately, I think that it'd have to take something really spectacular for him to institutionalised and properly treated.
06f049 No.121582
>>121580
I'd like more confirmation of it being his real exam, but I suppose this stuff will come out at trial. I hate waiting.
06f049 No.121588
>>121582
Like I said, I've had an evaluation performed upon me, and the one attributed to Icky Nicky reads very like mine in terms of formatting, areas focused on, the reporting of the various forms of IQ, final personality evaluations and diagnosis etc. (Although mercifully, mine reads very different in both details, history and conclusions.) Say someone wanted to fake a document like this. They'd have to have a decent familiarity as to the formatting, and the personality disorders attributed to him. They would have had to be incredibly familiar with any and all chat logs, posts, you name it in order to build up a substantiated background both in his personal history and his apparent mental functioning. They'd even have to know how the various forms of IQ are classified in order to accurately depict his presumed level of functioning.
While it's entirely possible that the assessment is fake and has been done by someone with too much time on their hands and a basic working knowledge of how the testing is performed, I personally think that it's more likely to be real than not. I know that my own assessment in no way makes me anything more than slightly knowledgeable than the next person and that mine was performed in a different hemisphere to boot, but the sheer amount of work involved in putting this together accurately and believably really argues that it's genuine. If there were anything there that wasn't done properly I've no doubt that some dedicated anon would have torn the document apart years ago. So, yeah. Obviously the only person who can confirm without a certainty that the document is genuine is the person who wrote it. But there's a quote that kicks around from time to time, that runs along the line of saying, "Evidence of sharing a bed does not necessarily mean sexual activity, but it does make for a convincing argument". Likewise, a professionally written and highly detailed document written about a highly disturbed man with a long public history of spectacularly inappropriate behaviour, which somehow manages to be both highly convincing and faithful to just about every aspect of that behaviour, is more likely to be true than not.
06f049 No.121590
06f049 No.121592
>>121588
All you would need is access to a couple and to use the wording out of one along with a basic patient history, which has certainly been provided by him. Yeah, lots of trolls with way to much time on their hands.
Still it's probably true. I'm just fascinated that if that's the case it took this long.
06f049 No.121739
06f049 No.121820
>>121739
Fuck. Open season on Sick Nick, go for it. But the child really needs to be left alone.
06f049 No.121835
>>121476
>>121494
We know that his sister is the one that told on his ass. You know, the one with no online presence and no indication that she has seen cow? Whose account of events parallels nicks own admissions?
>All these faggots convinced that /cow/ somehow got nick homovanned.
06f049 No.121836
>>121835
No shit everyone knows who the girl is. No shit he told everyone where, when and how. No shit that her face, name and relationship to him is smeared from one end to the internet to the other. But using her for comedy videos is pretty fucking low.
06f049 No.121875
If CWC is the quintessential lolcow, Nick Bate is the quintessential shuddercow. Any other shuddercow would be hard pressed to top the fact that Bate beat off with his own shit and sent a video of it to the police.
06f049 No.121883
06f049 No.121887
>>121875
Also, molested his little sister and had her lick his asshole
06f049 No.121965
for those of you who think hes not going to a fuck me in the ass prison just you watch. hes going to get thrown in a nigger hole 100%.
06f049 No.121967
sharpie eyeliner and koolaid lipstick is in his near future and im not exaggerating.
06f049 No.121977
>>121967
Nick's gonna be Bubba's special little guy.
06f049 No.121979
>>121967
this. and everyone who says that his teeth will deter rapists, remember that all they'd have to do is knock them out until he's toothless and a perfect candidate for mastering the art of giving gumjobs.
06f049 No.121982
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
and if karma exists this will be nick's first cellmate.
06f049 No.121988
>>95149
I don't get it
I keep going over it in my head but I just can't wrap my brain around what thought process could have possibly convinced him that was a good idea
06f049 No.121998
>>121988
Nick doesn't exist in the rational world. His thought process is completely alien to those who are capable of reasonable thought. Due to whatever the fuck is wrong with his mind, (be it schizophrenia or something else) has led to him being completely detached from reality.
06f049 No.122213
>>121982
pretty sure that tossed salad man would make nick bate cry without ever laying a finger on him.
06f049 No.122271
>>95456
If that's real then he's so fucked
I hope he gets destroyed in jail
06f049 No.122273
>>121988
I'm hoping the trolls had something to do with it. Or maybe he hoped the guy would just figure he would do or say anything for attention and thus invalidate his previous statements.
06f049 No.122277
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>93894
He's so easy to goad. Obviously a lolcow for the ages.
I wonder if we can get autphag to masturbate with his own feces and send it in ahead of his next job interview. So he doesn't get the job and can keep getting welfare.
06f049 No.122393
>>121588
Yeah, this sounds very similar to mine. I had one done when I was in high school that reads very similar to this, I'd like to obtain a copy for myself and just sit through and read it now that it's been a long time since it was done. They have to use specific lingo and wording in them so while it could be easily faked, it would take a lot of time and effort to fake one.
06f049 No.122404
>>122393
Yeah, and that's not something a troll has time for. Too busy raiding Chris Chan's trash.
Nor saying it's not real.
06f049 No.122483
>>122393
It's real. For instance, the quotes are common among all reports. When people do a psych evaluation and are jotting things down as a person talks, that is what they are doing, jotting down the quotes. It helps the evaluation become professional, and make a case while being neutral.
06f049 No.122487
>>95456
nick you dumb son of a bitch. CANT YOU KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT FOR ANOTHER MONTH TILL THIS SHIT GETS DECIDED SO YOU DONT MAKE IT WORSE FOR YOURSELF
06f049 No.122552
>>122483
Yeah, I recognize a lot of the formatting, especially the part regarding mental stuff.
>Very bright, above average
>But lacking in X
What I find odd is that they don't label him with Asperger's in the report yet I've known people who have been labeled with it yet don't meet the lack of weakness in school/work criteria. Strange.
06f049 No.122554
>>48748
It says that his dad let him smoke pot when he was young.
Does letting your kid smoke pot when they're young turn them into Nick Bate?
06f049 No.122555
>>122554
Nope. I smoked pot with my aunts and uncles when I was young. Never molested a child. Or even thought of doing it. You know what's not sexually attractive? Kids who haven't hit puberty and most of them who just did.
Also my cousin had cancer and I don't think she would have turned into Nick, if she had lived.
I think there is something very wrong with that whole family though. Who let's their kids teeth get like that in America?
06f049 No.122557
>>122555
Exactly. It's the family that is fucked up, no wonder the kid is fucked up. When I was in the rooms for the children who couldn't handle being out in the rest of the school, it was often those from shit backgrounds that turned them into edgelords or punks. There was one in said class that creeped me out by making paper maches of freddy fingers all day and running around poking people with them. I remember seeing him in the summer while I was a camp counselor and he started waving around a dead fish with the flesh falling off of it being so old and smacking kids with them.
Or maybe he was a Malkavian, I don't know.
06f049 No.122562
>>122554
No, I can't think of any parents that didn't smoke or drink with their kids when they were worried, literally every single parent will do that if they are scared of the kid trying to go off and do it on there own. Everbody I have ever known, got weed or beer from their Dad.
06f049 No.122566
>>48595
he lives in the United States, right? How could his teeth get that bad? And he cant be older than his early thirties. . .
06f049 No.122570
>>122566
He's like 22. It amazes me because if he cleaned himself up, he could look way better without the greasy hair and the beard. Just looking at the picture made me smell the B.O. and poor hygiene.
>Those teeth
I never bothered to zoom in, but wow. Has he never seen a dentist? His teeth are rotting already, they're urine yellow with black holes in them. Considering his family background, probably not.
06f049 No.122577
>>122570
if he wanted to turn his life around he would probably need to have all of his teeth removed and used dentures for the rest of his life. Of course most lolcows don't do that, so he'll likely get a painful infection well before he's 30.
he's clearly had some teeth fall out or break in half. I wonder how many painful toothaches that's led to.
06f049 No.122583
>>122577
>painful infection
If not life threatening. It's possible that the germs in his mouth could spread out into the body and he does jack shit about it.
>He's clearly had some teeth fall out or break
Yep, you can see some of them missing. How can this kid legit say it's fine not to take care of yourself when in the next 10 years (if he makes it) he'll be drinking food out of a straw?
I know I was one not to take much care of myself when I was younger but I take a shower daily and another if I get done working out or doing chores. It baffles me because the amount of self confidence I had just by spending 15 minutes a day taking care of myself at the minimum gave massive results outwards and inwards.
06f049 No.122596
>>122583
>If not life threatening. It's possible that the germs in his mouth could spread out into the body and he does jack shit about it.
He's let them get that bad because he is deathly afraid of dentists.
The prison authorities may view it as life threatening. If so, they'll jerk his teeth out whether he wants it or not. They'll strap him down if they have to.
I like the thought of that.
06f049 No.122599
>>122596
No doubt are they going to view it as life threatening. Even if he's in fuck me in the ass land, at least he'll have nannies looking over him, making sure he washes himself and they'll take care of his teeth. I'm not a communist but I think the government could serve better as his parents here than his parents did because he seems majorly fucked up and he's not going to fix it by being alone at home for the rest of his life chasing a girl who clearly doesn't like him.
06f049 No.122625
>>122599
If you put it that way he might be better off in prison. Although, inmates are absolutely brutal to pedophiles. . .
06f049 No.122734
>>121967
>>121977
>>121979
If he's going to be getting dooked by burly inmates on a regular basis, they will force him to shower daily.
Keep in mind that everything in Nick's brain is wired incorrectly, and he will most likey find this more traumatizing than the buttfucking.
>sharpie eyeliner
Why did this make me laugh so loudly? What the fuck is wrong with me?
06f049 No.122744
>>122625
He'll probably get isolated from the other inmates due to his status of being a pedo. That and the fact that his brain isn't wired right at all.
I read through his psyche report and it sounds like he comes from a fucked up background and never really grew up. Unfortunately it sounds like the only way for him to grow up is by having the state force him to do it in prison now that he fucked up so bad.
06f049 No.122746
>>122625
Its more than inmates being ruthless with pedophiles, but its also the staff that often heckles the pedophiles and informs the other inmates of the pedophiles conviction.
Without a doubt, he'll be isolated. He's far too unhygienic, socially stunted and naive to survive in a prison or jail.
Now is there any information on his trial or is he forever going to wait?
06f049 No.122752
>>122746
Exactly this.
If he was even a remote normal and could handle himself, he would get his ass kicked by the other inmates. He's so stunted though that he'll probably get isolated because he might be 22 physically but he's mentally a 4 year old socially.
06f049 No.122759
>>122752
Nah man, Nick's social skills are actually pretty good. He's just a ludicrously depraved weirdo and not shy about telling you that.
06f049 No.122772
>>122746
>Without a doubt, he'll be isolated. He's far too unhygienic, socially stunted and naive to survive in a prison or jail.
Apparently he's already isolated. Don't have dox on that, just rumors. But he's so obviously a target I'd be surprised if even a shitty prison (and LCP is a hellhole) didn't put him in isolation.
Apparently, the AC broke down a bit ago and the place is sweltering.
06f049 No.122798
>>122566
His mother told him and his sister that dentists are a scam because you're teeth will fall out anyways. None of them even bother to brush their teeth.
Shit like that and the fact that his mom did everything she could to cover up the molestation shows that she belongs in prison too. Nothing will happen though.
06f049 No.122802
06f049 No.122815
When is his court date? Is anyone going to be attending?
06f049 No.123077
>>122772
>Apparently, the AC broke down a bit ago and the place is sweltering.
Absolutely disgusting.
06f049 No.123227
>>122759
This. I really thought he was just an edgy troll this whole time. I had a joke music project once that didn't sound so different from his. It's horrifying to realize he's been dead serious all this time. The guy used to be able to pass as functional, at least at times. Looking through his pictures, it's just a long descent from an average awkward teen into a shit-dwelling caveman.
06f049 No.123298
>>123227
I still find hard to believe that he actually smeared his walls with feces
06f049 No.123306
>>123298
If you've ever worked a janitor job, it's more than likely. I've seen people smear shit all over bathroom walls at work.
06f049 No.123680
Nick Bate joined a prison gang
06f049 No.123776
>>123306
Where do you work? Arkham Asylum?
06f049 No.123783
>>123776
Maybe the library, near Rikas house.
06f049 No.123790
>>123776
Not that guy but I worked at a McDonald's in the business district of a major Australian city for 2 and a half years. I lost count of the number of times people did disgusting things to those bathrooms with their own bodily waste, be it piss, shit, phlegm, blood, or period blood.
People can be fucking disgusting.
I'll tell you one thing, the things I witnessed while working there make me pray for the day the human race goes extinct. Not even trying to be edgy, I'm genuinely serious. That job destroyed my faith in humanity.
06f049 No.123792
>>123790
Well to be fair, 'strailian. Hardly fair to gauge humanity by your disgusting little island.
06f049 No.123794
>>123776
Dude, I've seen bathroom walls painted with shit. Beaches, palm trees and sunsets. Painted with shit.
Factory job by the way.
06f049 No.123796
>>123794
Weird. Is this an Australian thing? No wonder why the British sent you away.
06f049 No.123977
>>123792
Australia has the highest Human Development Index score in the world.
06f049 No.124070
>>123977
nah cunt, were second to Norway.
06f049 No.124077
>>123998
Oh, go paint finger paint a smelly brown sunrise.
06f049 No.124091
Nick's not going to get raped. He's too hideous. But he will probably receive a lot of beatings.
06f049 No.124094
>>124091
Oh and I'd like to see him try to do his shit masturbating routine in prison. Imagine if you were in prison with Nick and had to be around him 24/7. A normal person eventually wouldn't be able to take it anymore and beat him. Now imagine him being around other criminals that will get tired of him real quick.
06f049 No.124462
06f049 No.124468
>>124462
They Might Be Giants.
06f049 No.124472
>>124462
Teenage Mutant Big Guys
06f049 No.124474
>>123790
Britbong here
McDonalds seems to attract fucking mutants and worse
Last year me and my mum went to the local Maplins (our version of Radio Shack) so I could buy a controller for my PC and we went to the McDonalds when we stood behind a man who stunk of piss and week-old BO and we had to leave as my mum started dry heaving
06f049 No.124476
06f049 No.124477
>>48593
Cute in a little sister way? No way.
06f049 No.124478
>>124474
Are you saying it attracts the French or just bums? Also I thought all you Europeans and your cities smelled of piss and beer.
06f049 No.127077
>>124476
But "Maplins" is alive? I guess Best Buy couldn't get a royal charter.
06f049 No.143304
why can't i find his poop masturbation vidya?
06f049 No.143392
06f049 No.143393
FREE NICK BATE! He has been tried and sentenced already! This is not law it is mob justice…..women lie…constantly. when has being antisocial a crime? If being weird is a felony you all should be on D block. We should at least BAIL him out
06f049 No.143395
>>143393
She was 8 you faggot.
06f049 No.143396
Women especially young ones want attention and they see all over how "rape" gets you cool points and sympathy and a free pass to do whatever because they treat rape like it is the worst thing in the world…a whole made for clock, gets clock, but not when it wants it at that exact second and somehow it is the worst thing ever….shit having to work nine hour shift is more traumatic then a ten minute snuggle struggle…..fuck counts and their lies
06f049 No.143398
>>143395
And he was only 17 and mentally unwell…..so he was also a child sick breathe
06f049 No.143400
>>143398
17 is not a child. Where the fuck you from where 17 year old are children who can molest children and force them to lick his ass.
06f049 No.143410
Robert is just angry because no one will ever see him as a woman. Getting jealous of an 8 year old for being molested is sick, Robbay.
06f049 No.143452
>>143396
Get in your place boy!
06f049 No.143471
>>143400
>17 is not a child.
This is what Europeans actually believe
06f049 No.143506
>>124478
Only at the weekends
06f049 No.143547
>>143304
Check the catalog at >>>/ft/ pretty sure it has its own thread there.
06f049 No.143550
>>143398
Why the fuck do you liter your posts with ellipses every other word? Do you think it makes your drivel sound more profound?
06f049 No.143650
>>143471
I am not European. Americans do not let 17 year olds molest 8 year olds.
06f049 No.143660
>>143642
I remember reading prison rape smells worse than a rotting body because of all the sweaty bo and shitty bloody ass. I does not happen as often as a straight out stabbing but when it does the smell is so bad it can fill the whole prison and everybody can smell before they hear anything. Prison rape is really gross.
06f049 No.143905
>>143400
Legally, it is. Remember when everyone went crazy about George Zimmerman killing a "black child"? Trayvon was 17 years old.
Nick could still be tried as an adult, but legally, he was a minor at the time of the crime.
06f049 No.143907
>>143660
One of the many reasons why it happens in the shower.
06f049 No.143912
Something else to consider: despite Nick's confession, no hard evidence he sexually abused his sister has surfaced. Even the YouTube videos are circumstantial at best. Unless she brings in cum-stained clothes, what evidence can they convict him with?
06f049 No.143916
>>143912
The word of the victim and a confession are more than enough to get a conviction.
06f049 No.143996
>>143912
Almost no rapist could ever be convicted by those standards.
06f049 No.144011
Free Nick Bate! Some little slit wants attention or revenge….NOT a reason to go after a mentAlly disturbed man….He is the victim . If anyone is a monster it is this boared
06f049 No.144013
I firmly belive that retarded blue haired cow anna put her up to it as revenge…..ducking cunts
06f049 No.144018
You're disgusting, Robb. Kill yourself.
06f049 No.144029
06f049 No.180758
>>93836
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK
06f049 No.180791
>>48593
>Cute, but in a little sister kind of way
This document, in retrospect, is horrifying.
06f049 No.181528
>>121571
"…and according to Nick, his father also abused marijuana, allowing Nick to smoke with him."
ayy lmao
really though,
toke for this fucker finally being in jail
06f049 No.181552
>>48519
He'll get solitary.
06f049 No.181673
>>181528
I'll smoke to that.
06f049 No.181692
So it turns out A-Log hates Nick Bate, too.
On a side note, nice reference to AC. I recall describing Nick Bate's Twitter feed reading like a Sockeye tracklist. Seth was a fan of Sockeye, so it's no mystery where he took inspiration from.
06f049 No.181717
>>181692
So will hating Nick Bate suddenly stop being cool?
06f049 No.181750
>>181717
It's considered cool?
06f049 No.181754
>>181692
I thought A-Log swore off lolcows?
06f049 No.181960
06f049 No.182146
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>>181754
It's A-Log. He can't shut his mouth long enough. Anytime a cow grains traction, he'll chime in at any given opportunity.
>>181750
Half the threads on Nick just reek of A-Logging.
06f049 No.182150
>>182146
Normally, I'd agree with you, anon, but, can you really A-Log someone who forced his 9-year old sister to commit and receive sex acts?
06f049 No.182156
>>182150
His actions were heinous. That was never up for debate.
What's annoying is all the moral grandstanding and obnoxious exercises in self-righteous indignation. I say let the system run its course and deal with Nick. If he lives for a prolonged period of time, we'll see how it all ends.
06f049 No.182173
So is this fuck in jail now or what? Has he been tried and sentenced?
06f049 No.182176
>>182146
New A-Log stand-up routine featuring ruminations on Nick Bate when?
>tfw reasonably well equipped with a six inch foxdick
06f049 No.182434
So seriously, is this nigga in jail or not? Don't tell me they let him go.
06f049 No.182456
>>182434
He is still in jail. All his social media is dead for 7 months.
https://twitter.com/NickBate
http://ask.fm/nickbate
He is gone.
06f049 No.182512
>>182484
He's going to be pretty hard to convict given all the circumstances and the witnesses being who they are. All you have is a habitual liar saying stuff, the possible testimony of a rather mentally unstable mother and her underage daughter, and possibly "witnesses" who only knew him online. Without any physical evidence he will walk, and possibly undergo court ordered counseling. Which honestly couldn't hurt. As much as this probably hurts for you to hear, there really isn't a case here. Once the court orders psych evaluation comes into play it's pretty much all over. I even have my doubts that he actually did anything other than cyberstalk some obnoxious chick who in turn trolled him.
He is just some lonely mental case who says and does things for attention.
06f049 No.182514
>>182512
This is what I've been trying to say, yet no one's listening.
The evidence is entirely circumstantial, and until something hard and damning surfaces, he won't be doing any serious time.
06f049 No.182516
>>182512
>>182514
Another good thing you brought up.
Nick is pathologically histrionic. He will literally say or do anything to get attention (a cursory glance at his digital footprint will confirm this), and his unhinged behavior indicates he is not remotely sane. His previous psych evaluation will likely grant him clemency since it establishes a documented history of mental illness.
He may be "functional," but he is clearly compromised. If anything, Nick might become a ward of the state if he can be declared mentally incompetent.
06f049 No.182554
>>48441
Some of it is kind of funny.
06f049 No.182555
>>182456
When does he get out? Does anyone know?
06f049 No.182562
>>121875
I cant really see how he's a cow at all, he doesnt seem to engage with trolls like DivineAngel, Dobson or Chris-Chan. He's just posted here because he is a nyberg tier piece of scum.
06f049 No.182567
>>182562
everything he posts is horrifying and cringe worthy…you can both laugh yourself to sleep knowing modern america allows a shit loving pedo to exist or cry yourself to sleep with that fact….
06f049 No.182571
>>182516
He's still being held on bail (to my knowledge), so he won't do anything worth making a thread over while he's in a cell. I'm actually surprised to see one on /cow/ right now.
06f049 No.182577
>>182512
Correct me if I'm wrong but this case is as follows:
>Molested sister
>bragged about it online
>Sister told
>Bate sent a video of him masturbating with his own shit to the prosecutors
How is this not a slam dunk for the prosecution?
06f049 No.182582
>>182577
The most damning evidence is the videos, especially the LARPing one, he uploaded where he clearly shouted sexually inappropriate words in front of Amber as they played together. The poolside video is also creepy in how he filmed it. Panicking on Twitter didn't help his case.
Trouble is the evidence is still circumstantial. It doesn't directly prove he molested his sister. The fact he's also an attention whore and says anything to anyone to draw attention will gain him some clemency. The video he sent to the cops might "work" in the sense it continues his already established history of mental illness.
They still can put him in prison, but the evidence is very murky. I reckon be will have to undergo therapy and serious psych evaluation.
06f049 No.182586
>>182582
A girl is saying she was molested. He's already lost. Even if he wasn't a fucking creeper he'd be fighting an uphill battle.
Nick will be in jail for a long, long time.
06f049 No.182597
>>182582
Weren't there logs and caps where he admits to forcing her (by name no less) to rim his filthy fat ass?
Or is he using the "just pretending" butts defense?
06f049 No.182613
>>182597
He could claim he was merely pretending. While such boasting wouldn't impress anyone, his claims to have molested his sister can neither be proven nor falsified.
And if we look at his family, they may have a vested interest in keeping him away that goes beyond whatever harm he may have inflicted on Amber. With the legal exception of Amber, there are way too many willing agents here to make this case so cut-and-dry.
Nick also could easily cop an insanity plea. The dude is both histrionic and a compulsive liar (no matter how candid he may be about his kinks), and with the possibility of being a schizophrenic, he may simply undergo court ordered therapy and possible institutionalization.
06f049 No.182615
>>182586
>A girl is saying she was molested. He's already lost.
This is absolutely not how it works. It's generally pretty hard to actually convict someone of rape.
06f049 No.182623
>>182613
It's very difficult to prove legal insanity
>>182615
It's not that difficult to convict someone of rape. Especially not with the mountain of evidence Bate has given them.
He's got a public defender. Any PD worth his salt is going to plead out on this. I'm thinking at best he might do a few years in jail and then be put on the sex offender's registry.
06f049 No.182625
>>182623
In his case it really wouldn't. It would be very difficult to prove rape based on the tweets of a diagnosed crazy person, his batshit crazy mom and a little girl who was raised in that environment. It's not a cut and dry case. I'd give it a 40 percent chance that he walks unless the media gets massively involved ahead of time and the jury gets influenced by it. Odds aren't on his side but it's not over.
06f049 No.182631
>>182625
>batshit crazy mom
I've heard people mention his folks being shitty people, but exactly in what way?
06f049 No.182636
>>182631
>I've heard people mention his folks being shitty people, but exactly in what way?
Seriously? Just fucking look at their children.
The parents couldn't even be bothered to take them to the dentist.
06f049 No.182639
>>182636
The children's dental health leaves much to be desired, but other reasons certainly must exist which indicate they're unfit to parent.
06f049 No.182698
>>182639
Let's examine her excuse for not taking them to the dentist or teaching them to brush and floss.
06f049 No.186809
>>182698
>>182639
His parents told him that brushing their teeth was pointless because they'd just fall out anyway
this principle extended into nicks adult years
06f049 No.195981
>>48593
>Never did nothin.
Use of a double negative. You've admitted he did everything wrong.
But then, inferior subhumans always do. Being a superior human who is perfect in every conceivable way, I wouldn't know about being in jail like the inferior subhuman Nick Bate. Only subhumans do wrong, certainly going to jail as a result of their not being perfect.
Hitler was jailed. Ergo, he was an inferior subhuman.
06f049 No.195987
>>181692
He probably obsessed over them because they're one of the only, if not the only bands with the word anal in their name.
06f049 No.196046
>>195987
Not really. They're several bands with the word "Anal" in their name, including Trey Parker's band "Double Vaginal Double Anal" or DVDA
06f049 No.196047
>>196046
*there are
Fuck me, that's a first grade mistake.
06f049 No.196049
06f049 No.196844
>>122596
>He's let them get that bad because he is deathly afraid of dentists.
In my life, I've seen a total of two dentists, both in primary. At best, I brush my teeth once in the morning to avoid bad breath, and that's about it. It eludes me how someone could have teeth that bad.
06f049 No.196902
>>196844
same here, my teeth arent the best but good god, they arent that bad. It's like Nick has been wiping his teeth with shit, which as far as we know could be the case.
06f049 No.196905
>>196844
same here. my teeth arent the best, but good god they aren't as bad as Nick's. It's like he wipes his own teeth with shit, which as far as we know could be the truth.
06f049 No.196947
>>196844
TWICE A DAY NIGGA DO IT
06f049 No.197128
>>196905
Doesn't he literally consume his own feces?
06f049 No.197134
06f049 No.197154
>>196902
I don't think that would be any more destructive than rubbing them with sugar, as far as the bacterias that creates acid are concerned. It's that he never brushes or flosses and never goes in for a cleaning. It's like a dog's mouth that hasn't been cleaned, ever. By the age of 14 that dogs toothless, right? Well sick Nick is in his 20's and the human mouth is actually less self cleaning than that of a dog. Do the math, and start brushing your teeth. You British bastards.
06f049 No.197158
>>197154
And for the record I've never even had a cavity. The secret is flossing and brushing after every meal and rinsing after any snack except popcorn which requires dental floss and brushing. That stuff gets in between every crevice. It's evil.
06f049 No.197949
To be fair, I don't think any women would have been willing to take that tiny white micropenis, is just to pastry white and small.
Maybe he could have had shat on a condom and froze it.
06f049 No.210781
http://lancasteronline.com/news/local/columbia-man-jailed-up-to-years-for-sex-abuse-of/article_ad31563c-0bb4-11e6-8801-93e83d6c72b7.html
And now the inferior subhuman has been sentenced to 16-40 years.
I hope Nick gets shanked. All inferior subhumans - including paedophiles & neo-Nazis - have no right to exist. All they deserve is a hideous, infinitely painful death.
This world exists only for the superior. The Normal: those who aren't paedo nonces.
06f049 No.210782
>>210781
The end of an era… or just the beginning?
06f049 No.210786
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>>210781
Is he going to real prison, or pedo prison?
06f049 No.210787
>>210781
>mfw
Should be confetti in the catalog and party hats on pics today imo.
06f049 No.210809
>>210781
wow… so it's finally over.
06f049 No.210816
>>210786
One and then the other.
06f049 No.210817
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>>210809
Rare that life provides closure so definite, isn't it?
The A-log in me is a little sad we didn't get some kiwifag field report to document his reaction to his sentencing tbh. I wonder if he broke down at all.
06f049 No.211192
>>210781
>inferior subhuman
5'4", "Male" with micro dick here Africunt!
Come and get me bronsky!
06f049 No.211194
>>210781
>neo-Nazis
you mean the garbage tier stormfront users?
06f049 No.211196
>>210781
>neo-Nazis
you mean the garbage tier stormfront users?
06f049 No.211211
>>211192
>>211194
>>211196
Here is an inferior subhuman:
>pic
…and Hussein Sajwani.
06f049 No.211229
>>211211
you mean the garbage tier stormfront users?
06f049 No.211233
>>210781
>tfw nick bate no longer lives in the same city as you
>tfw realizing there are a thousand more just like him without the attention complex
06f049 No.211257
>>211211
John Oliver pls go
06f049 No.211262
>>211211
That's funny, I don't see you in the picture.
06f049 No.211307
>>211233
I was molested by a guy just like Nick.
06f049 No.211316
>>210781
whats a nazi? I keep reading about them but all I can find is jewish fairytales
06f049 No.213428
>>48748
>At one point, he wrote how something was falling from the sky and he thought it was semen, but later realized that it was rain.
the fuck goes on inside his head?
06f049 No.213437
06f049 No.213438
>>211233
Adam Sandler has surprisingly good finger discipline.
06f049 No.213444
The only thing is, for him to be able to respond to a letter, you would need to give a return address, and that seems kind of risky. Are there ways to do letter communication with prisoners without giving out your home address?
Does anyone know if there are any letter-bouncing services where they will mail letters sent to them to you? Or perhaps scan a latter they receive and convert it to text via Optical Character Recognition so the response would be mechanically transcribed and put on the internet?
This would seem like a useful means of communicating with prisoners in a way that doesn't put a letter-writer at risk (doesn't get them targeted by the criminal if they go unhinged) and would make contacting them and starting up a conversation more feasible.
If services like these were identified or created/streamlined it might even be as simple a matter as typing up a text message and paying a fee, and some business could print up the text, envelope it and stick it in the mailbox, and then scan the replies and e-mail back to you.
I am mostly interested, if I can't locate a transcript, to get a manifesto of Nick's side of things in his own words, and if what he says happened aligns with the court's decision. Like what evidence was used and his arguments against it, whether the legal representation he got was fair, etc. It's possible he might say different things now that he's in jail than what he said in court, for example.
Does anyone have transcripts from the court? I'd like to read them and hear what was said by all parties.
I'm trying to figure out of this is a "I wrote a fanfic about my sis eating my ass/dick and then she said it happened so I went to jail" or whether there was any evidence beyond the story and testimony that makes it seem more probable that something did happen.
One argument I could see is "that's so demeaning, why would someone lie about that if it wasn't true?" to which I would answer: you could say the same about Bill Cosby, but not everyone believes every single one of his accusers.
One motive I can see to be deceptive is, even if nothing did happen, you think the person is a danger and needs to be put away, and are willing to stretch the truth and say something happened to you to prevent it from actually happening to someone else in the future. Is that possible?
I searched Nickalaus at https://it.co.lancaster.pa.us/SPS/Public and it mentions his PIN is 15-1788 which might be useful. Policy on mail is at http://www.co.lancaster.pa.us/893/Mail-Policies-and-Procedures
Due to 8.5x11 cutoff it would probably be good to trim the borders off any printed pages to make it 8x10 or something just to make sure it doesn't go over.
It does mention "Envelopes may NOT contain more than five (5) pages of internet material." so I'm not sure how that would work if there was a service where you e-mail a company to print and mail a letter for you.
Do they read prisoner's incoming or outgoing letters, you think? Or is there laws prohibiting that? That would clearly influence the nature of what he's willing to say, no doubt.
Do you think if he's sent free literature to cure boredom that this would establish a sense of trust and make him more willing to reply?
06f049 No.213449
>>213444
Also look into the email option. I know a lot of jails will allow you to email a prisoner for a fee of a few bucks and you can opt in to pay a few extra bucks to allow the prisoner to reply to you on a piece of paper and they will scan his reply sheets and they will email them back to you.
06f049 No.213498
>>213444
Get a box. Also nicks not a threat and he's not getting out.
06f049 No.213585
>>213449
I did not see that mentioned on the website. Seem spike it would have been put on their mail page if it were allowed.
>>213498
Can't cops trace boxes?
I watch Wentworth and Nock would not necessarily nave to get out of jail to be a threat. People do each other favors. Plus thinking long term.
Not convinced he won't get out. In fact I think it is possible he did not do anything sexual with his sis.
06f049 No.213586
>>213585
Sure the cops can, but you won't have done anything illegal. People write to strangers in jail all the time. Just be sure to come across as interested in the psychologicaly of it all and in if he actually did it. They won't take this as a threat.
06f049 No.213731
>>213444
Cases involving the sexual abuse of minors are always permanently sealed by the court so nobody will ever get a transcript.
Even a lawyer or judge would need a court order, and they'd need to prove that the case was relevant to an active legal case in order to get an order to unseal the record. Somebody with the right credentials would never share that with us or they'd lose their credentials so, your letter-writing idea is better than any hope of seeing an official transcript.
06f049 No.213783
I think Null was originally going to write Nick, but ended up bitching out because it was gonna hurt Anna's autistic fee-fees.
It's probably up to one of us to do it if anyone's gonna write him. I'd personally love one final update in his hideous downward spiral into an early grave.
I'd do it myself, but I doubt I could write anything that wouldn't degenerate into pure a-loggery. It's a job for someone a lot more tactful than me.
06f049 No.213785
Someone post the contact info. I'll message him.
06f049 No.229591
>>213783
Nick is an Idiot, if I had so much time knowing I was going to jail before time, i would have suicided in a by cool way, like suicide by cop or burning down a night club.
06f049 No.229597
>>213444
You could always use an abandoned house as a return address and check the mailbox now and then, I doubt anyone will steal it
Nice trips btw
06f049 No.229645
>>229591
>implying you wouldn't bitch out and just down some pills
06f049 No.229646
>>97740
>>97744
>>97771
Doesn't he have a fear of the dentist too or something?
06f049 No.229708
>>229646
He apparently thinks the dentist will slit his throat.
06f049 No.229713
>>229708
I think he confused dentist with sane person.
06f049 No.229718
>>213444
>Are there ways to do letter communication with prisoners without giving out your home address?
Get a PO Box
06f049 No.229727
>>48464
>they know he'll fucking do it
He already did it.
>>121023
>implying any lawyer would have been willing to take this case
06f049 No.229979
>>48464
You mean that he's fucking done it.
06f049 No.232069
>>48479
The grammar is better than some of the shit I've read on ff.net so… Good for him? Still I get the point of it not being funny. Nick's an actual danger to other people.
06f049 No.233089
0d63b8 No.270201
>>233089
What this guy said
b7fc63 No.270207
>>270201
He's in prison, what are you expecting?
556a47 No.270212
>>270207
The admin of foxdick farms said he was going to write him a letter but he pussed out I think. I have a feeling he's starved for positive attention so if someone were to write him a letter asking how his life is now I'm pretty sure they would get a response back.
000f28 No.270240
>>270212
I'd write him a letter, but I don't know what jail he is in, or how I'd really go about doing it. If someone could… Well. Tell me what jail and whatnot, I'd write a letter, send a cap of it, then post the response.
175192 No.270280
Knowing the internet there's gonna be at least ONE person who'll remember to check on him in those 40 years or so he's getting out (assuming he doesn't get shanked in the meantime that is).
222d48 No.270292
>>270212
Again, what are you expecting? He's in prison. A bunch of foxdicks have probably written him. Why would he write back knowing that a place like this and foxdick exists just to keep mocking him?
9f24d2 No.270302
>>270280
Probably that creepy friend of Maddy's who was trying to turn Nick into his personal lolcow and wanted us to delete the original thread.
061c39 No.270381
>>270292
Again,
>I have a feeling he's starved for positive attention so if someone were to write him a letter asking how his life is now I'm pretty sure they would get a response back.
cacd08 No.270387
>>48595
Does he smoke meth?
ed29c4 No.270388
>>270387
No, he's just white trash. His parents raised him to fear dentists and basically their attitude was that dentists are a ripoff because your teeth are gonna fall out anyways.
175192 No.270390
>>270388
It's genetics. If I recall right his little half sister has similarly fucked up teeth.
061c39 No.270397
>>270240
I could probably find this out…there are inmate look up sites…
97ba8b No.271326
>>270381
>sex offender wanting attention in prison
I don't think that's how that works.